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Culture / Re: What Caused Disagreement Between Igbo And Yoruba On Nairaland by Skyeplus(m): 5:06pm On May 13, 2019
I noticed dat too

MikeBetty:
It Is Tale As Old As Time.
Culture / What Caused Disagreement Between Igbo And Yoruba On Nairaland by Skyeplus(m): 3:04pm On May 13, 2019
Have been wondering why political, crime or any post that relate to a person from either Yoruba or igbo tribe influence negative comment from someone from the opposite tribe.. A normal post which ought to instigate knowledge with end up in tribal insults..
Please who started this menace and can it end?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Categories Of Worshipers Found During Tarowiyy Prayer (Aasamu) by Skyeplus(m): 1:38pm On May 10, 2019
Cant stop laughing
Islam for Muslims / Re: Frequently Asked Questions Pertaining To Ramadan 1 by Skyeplus(m): 12:20pm On May 10, 2019
So couple cant have intimacy after they break??

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Romance / Re: Six Tips How To Approach & Date Single Military Women by Skyeplus(m): 9:36am On May 06, 2019
what abt tips to date the married ones??
Romance / Re: How Wicked Can A Man Be! by Skyeplus(m): 11:48am On Apr 23, 2019
u got served for cheatin..dnt disturb us pls..
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by Skyeplus(m): 10:51am On Apr 23, 2019
pardon my manners, bt i doubt the guy committed suicide...
from the look of tinz
1. some1 commits suicide and jst one person is looking out of all the people in the background, IN NIGERIA?.. they would av turn d place to cinema
2. have neva seen som1 unconscious wit an erected penis nt to talk of dead whose joystick ought to be flaccid
3. i knw rope can choke and cause pain wen straining bt why is he touching d neck, his hands are suppose to be down
4. his leg is bent, is it nt suppose to be vertical and dangling
i think dis tin was orchestrated to
Crime / Re: 2 Jailed For Cybercrime And Impersonation, To Forfeit Laptops And Iphone To FG by Skyeplus(m): 9:51am On Apr 18, 2019
CosmoDroid:
Why are they wasting resources arresting poor people for $200, and wasting more money feeding them for 6 months.

Does this EFCC have sense at all?

and u make sense o
Crime / Re: New Zealand Massacre: Alabi Lateef, Nigerian Imam Who Saved Lives, Speaks by Skyeplus(m): 9:19am On Mar 18, 2019
What happened to ur conscience?

bro4u:
Churches are being burnt in Northern Nigeria, Somalia, Mali, Sudan not forgetting Arab nations whose hatredfor Christianity has no bound, someone was just testing his gun near a mosque and they call it massacre... Can it equate the number of churches and people killed by the followers of 'religion of piss'
Politics / Re: Why I Lost The Governorship Election — Jimi Agbaje by Skyeplus(m): 9:49am On Mar 11, 2019
whats your point and stop blowing grammar

prince3009:
How the economy of Lagos, Ogun and Osun continues to be under the anal crevice of one man and "they" allow it seems to be mind boggling undecided

Oh...i get it...it is because of the photo below. Some people depend on their daily livelihoods by standing and sitting in front of the gate of bourdillion just to get as little as N200.

Go to the houses of people like Authur Eze, Ifeanyi Uba etc. My people can never degrade themselves to stand in front of the gates of these men to get peanuts!

Total reliance and dependency on a fellow man who is politically and socially manipulating others in his enclave is all about "sufferstikation" and not "sophistication"

But unfortunately, these people would rather remain "sufferstikated" than emancipated simply because another tribe they loathe is in alliance with the person who wants to emancipate them!
Crime / Re: Frustration Made Me Start Fraud Gang - Fake Pastor by Skyeplus(m): 9:18am On Mar 04, 2019
Maga no dey scam maga
Nice one hommie


Shibaraba:
If he was arrested based on his fake prophesies
He should be released
Aren't they all fakes?

BTW the woman fell for a very old format
And for educational purpose let me enlighten y'all
When approached by a stranger who asks questions or in a bus and you smell a fish cross your fingers
I mean literally
If na jazz e no go work
Trust me


Na so them hold me for akure that year
I don scam my parents arrange phone money say make I go olukayode go get one phone
Na him one guy cone dey shibaraba santorobobo for my side
Sharparly I don code
But I just calm
Dey act like dumb baby
After all their levels dem say make I go bring money
Na him I tell them say I be student but my money I give my school mother make she hold for me
The guy say how much,I talk say na 200k
But I owe one guy for the compound 10k and I no wan pay am the money now so I no go fit collect the cash.
Na so he start another sermon about paying debts
Say e no good
E dey block blessing
Like now wey we dey talk I'm about hitting millions but na 10k dey hold me. But he wan help me. That yoke must be broken!. I say amen. Na so he comot 6k for im pocket tell the other guy wey he claim say he no know say weda he get 5 k. That one say yes. Na so them give me 11k talk say make I hurry go come or else I don lose for life. As in they were so confident say I don enter trap. I collect the money start to waka dey go towards house. These mofos come dey follow me with scope. I just sight where my fellow students day kpef na I'm I enter there come order cold beer. Me wey throat don dry since. As dem see as I enter dem begin dey swear for me. Men just dey ask me say wetin being swear ,I say make them ask the prophets. When dem see students approach na so them japa. I declare two crates for boys still carry like 6 k reach house.


You can't scam an Edo boy

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Religion / Re: Breaking Free From Masturbation by Skyeplus(m): 10:22am On Feb 25, 2019
themosthigh:
Why will a person want to break free from masturbation? It is a very enjoyable and healthy act through which you can mentally sleep with whomever you wish, wherever, whenever and however you wish. I have been doing it about 3-7 times daily for 37 years.
While masturbatiing, I have slept with actresses, musicians, friends wives, mothers and children. Sometimes I even fantisize about raping and homosexual copulation or having sex with biblical women like esther and Mary. It is good because even though i am rich, with enough money to molest people sexually and go free, I have never molested anyone. Nothing beats parking your tinted air conditioned S class or Land cruiser in a Nigerian university, spreading your legs and jerking off to passing university girls and imagining penetrating their cute backsides.I have never for one day tried to sexually assault anyone. I know I am a pervert and sexual deviant, but I am fine with it. I understand myself and cannot change my imagination.

u are very sick sir
Politics / Re: Alleged Ballot Box Snatcher Demola, Head Of OPC In Okota Survives by Skyeplus(m): 10:20am On Feb 25, 2019
Vinstel:
Why did the Igbo community save the criminal?

Weren't igbo guys that put him in the condition in the first place?
Car Talk / Re: A Sharp Honda CR-V 08068094003 by Skyeplus(m): 12:41pm On Feb 14, 2019
which year?
Romance / Re: The Issue Of Calling Husband's Siblings Auntie/broda by Skyeplus(m): 2:02pm On Oct 02, 2018
am sure they don't live with you, that means you see them seldomly. it doesnt kill to address them with respect, its culture and sign of proper upbringing on ur own part.....see dem as ur customers (if u work in a white collar coy), u knw u wont address your customers without respect.
Nairaland / General / Re: Sebi Otimo,the Popular Sapon Beans Seller Begs For Help At 88 Years by Skyeplus(m): 12:19pm On Sep 26, 2018
eeyah
Science/Technology / Re: 9 Lionesses Brutally Attack Lion At West Midlands Safari Park by Skyeplus(m): 12:42pm On Sep 11, 2018
my question is why is the driver not coming down to use hand shield the lion, he's suppose to come down and seperate the fight
Science/Technology / Re: 9 Lionesses Brutally Attack Lion At West Midlands Safari Park by Skyeplus(m): 12:41pm On Sep 11, 2018
George of the jungle..weh done sir

spartan117:
The story given in the op does not fit in to conventional lion behavior

This looks more like a young lion seeking to take over a pride.

It is lion custom for every new pride leader to kill of all the cubs once takeover is complete in order to make the females receptive so that he can mate with them and pass on his bloodline.

The females must have ganged up on him in an effort to save their cubs from his jaws.The female that led the attack,biting his back must be the matriach of the pride she sure showed him who is boss lol grin
Health / Re: Man Rushed To Hospital With Big Nail In His Throat In Kano Looks Calm. Graphic by Skyeplus(m): 12:16pm On Aug 28, 2018
read my comment well..i said blood was not on d collar or anywhere at his upper body

tintingz:
Which picture are you veiwing, so you didn't see blood on his cloth?
Health / Re: Man Rushed To Hospital With Big Nail In His Throat In Kano Looks Calm. Graphic by Skyeplus(m): 11:05am On Aug 28, 2018
i fear jazz o....no single drop of blood on d collar or top.body of his cloth..but look at his lap filled wit blood..am i d only one seein dis

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Education / Re: How To Overcome Difficult Lecturers by Skyeplus(m): 10:53am On Aug 28, 2018
Do u know some lecturers confraternity gist about numbers of girls they've been wit and even set targets for certain period i.e quarter(3 months) within their-selves...now come to tink of it, a good looking and naturally endowed lady who seats in front and ask questions isn't dat disastrous for her safe passage through d university. once u are marked u cant escape it, u only need God's grace. i av friend whose project supervisor was changed and wula!, its her stalking lecturer dat was made d new supervisor..she's yet to defend her project now cause she's yet to d defend d one d lecturer wanted her to behind closed door
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes by Skyeplus(m): 9:41am On Aug 28, 2018
kindnyce:
U.B.A:
That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats They will be up to like 2 employed, but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.

GTB:
This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks very smart, well arranged & organised and you see people with suits and pen, but very rude and pompous workers. They have their wahala, but I like them shaa for their alert services!

Skye Bank:
Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank. Dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again, probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan.

Diamond Bank:
Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place., but their transfer protocol be like American Constitution. Simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.

Zenith bank:
This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!

Sterling Bank:
Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama

Union Bank:
Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!?
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see.

FCMB:
They are just beautiful women, that's the only good thing about them, but those girls no dey respect Customers at all.

FIDELITY:
That one na bank for retired teacher. The only issue in customer care na about pension. U reach cashier point, one old Papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.

FIRST BANK:
Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody. Their first wahala na their door. They will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for Port Harcourt, infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.

Wema Bank:
that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.

UNITY BANK:
Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate, everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada.

Keystone Bank:
This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.

Heritage Bank:
that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out.

Ecobank:
That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks many African languages, especially in Lagos branch.
Sometimes, I suspect that bank has something to do with Chelsea FC

Access bank:
Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.

Stanbic IBTC:
The bank suppose to relocate back to south Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose
Romance / Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend After She Covered His Face With Emoji On Twitter by Skyeplus(m): 3:36pm On Aug 23, 2018
uckyra:
she is trying to avoid scandal n disappoint as she is not married to him,no need to show him off,some men no get shame ooooooh

Family / Re: Any Man Who Says He Loves His Mother More Than His Wife Is Ignorant-nigerian Man by Skyeplus(m): 3:33pm On Aug 23, 2018
i wanted to drop venomous and savage response for u but ur name jst calm my rage...y will i love my wife dan my mum..even my gf loves my mum more dan i do, dat shows how special she is
Politics / Re: Mukaila Trekking From Lagos To Abuja Against APC (Photos) by Skyeplus(m): 3:28pm On Aug 23, 2018
dem don pay my guy...d lawd is ur muscle, broda walkaholic...see how sun don Behind ur complexion
Education / Re: Result Changed From 2.2 To 2.1 After Four Years Of Graduation by Skyeplus(m): 11:44am On Aug 16, 2018
a bottle of bear for dis man..bills one

deepwater:
lol

OP you may have obtained the new grade -2.1
however, you still act timid and not in per with a 2.1 material
oga stop the sympathy
sue the school for millions of naira
they have denied you of huge opportunities.
no send them, forget old boys association or how it would feel to be around the school after suing
u dont need that attachment
the school no send u, dem give you 2.2 pursue u comot
never bothered to care how u ventured after graduating
people fail to realize that going to school is a contract between yourself and the institution
the institution has breached by not giving to what you actually paid and worked for as at when due
sue their ass, u are no longer a student, sue dem
sue dem
sue dem
are u deaf? i said sue dem
Travel / Re: Fully Loaded Bus Catches Fire On Third Mainland Bridge (Photos) by Skyeplus(m): 12:51pm On Aug 15, 2018
Politics / Re: IGP Collapses SARS Teams, Renames Unit FSARS by Skyeplus(m): 12:49pm On Aug 15, 2018
oh lawd save our soul..dis people jst empowered those bullies to move interstate now..WTF is FSAR, Its like calling Bully federal Bully..
This is the third heartbreak am experiencing this year embarassed embarassed

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Education / Re: 10 Grammar Mistakes That Almost Everyone Makes — And How You Can Avoid Them by Skyeplus(m): 10:20am On Aug 15, 2018
one bottle of beer for u

pansophist:


Here you go.



The correct sentence construction of the emboldened should be ''this expression'', or ''these expressions''. It is grammatically incorrect to precede plural noun with a single pronoun determiner.



''it'' not ''is''.



The comma after the plural noun ''homophones'' is redundant, making the true context of the authors point to be misinterpreted.



The word ''than'' is both a conjunction and a preposition. Perhaps, the author could have passed his point succinctly by indicating which of the ''than'' he is referring to. This is not an issue for advanced/proficient users, albeit, it is necessary to infer if the idea is to teach others.

Made myself clear? cool
Crime / Re: Fidelity Bank’s Manager Orders The Beating Of Customers by Skyeplus(m): 9:22am On Aug 15, 2018
This is one of the reason why Donald Trump hates the media..see how Olumide or wats his name cook up story that they made a complain..
check the link below and see how the guyz were assaulting a security guard..some part of d video skipped though and am still looking forward to the full clip..but why would they assault a security guard because atm did not pay..its not fair na..they shld be intelligent enough to knw dat almost all Nigerian banks has dispense issues once in a while.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrEp9rLL0i4
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Orders Complete Overhaul Of SARS by Skyeplus(m): 3:13pm On Aug 14, 2018
praise thy lord..
i can finally rock my sneakers and stop putting on dis old sch footwear

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