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Phones / Re: Twitter Threatens To Sue Meta For Hiring Former Employees To Build "Threads" by slawomir: 9:21pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Me just dey observe them

That thread nor go enter my phone

Don't trust the app
Except if the The thread go good for keyboarding and Zuckerberg nor go dey bring down account anyhow

TemplarLandry:
coolLooking forward to their real life boxing match.
Heelon Musk versus Mark Zuckerberg.
That's if they won't pull plug on it.
All my life savings on Elon musk to beat the hell outta that Zuckerberg
That Zuckerberg of a niggar frustrating we keyboard warriors since 1868
He turned me into a dj and jobless niggar

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Education / Re: Certificate Forgery: NECO Unveils E-Verification Portal by slawomir: 4:58pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr
Sounds nice

People still dey write this neco exam again

I remember that year

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Romance / Re: Danny Zara Sets To Break The Guinness Book Of Record For The Longest Sex by slawomir: 4:02pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hmmmm
It sounds funny but the truth is she is gonna break the record and set a new one with ease
A new one only another female can break

No man can break that record anymore

If you are a niggar and you understand why she is gonna do it with ease then you must be a real niggar
If you are a baby girl and you also understand then you are a smart woman

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Politics / Re: Court Grants Abba Kyari Bail by slawomir: 2:59pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Here comes the disaster of government

I told ya all Tinubu's administration is a disaster waiting to happen

So this man have been released back to the society

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Career / Re: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by slawomir: 2:44pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Baba sit your ass down here

Nobody is going anywhere


This administration is gonna favour all of us and our family
We die here together for this suffering

After una don step into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism then una go come dey find where to run go

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Belarus Leader Lukashenko Says Prigozhin Back In Russia by slawomir: 2:21pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Putin is a toothless bulldog

I got no respect for that man right from onset

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Politics / Re: INEC Files Six-Count Charge Against Suspended Adamawa REC, Hudu Yunusa Ari by slawomir: 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Inec is useless


Nobody takes them serious anymore

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How True Is This NATFORCE Job. Pls I Need Your Help by slawomir: 2:06pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to learn

Don't fall for it easily

Do your investigation first

And let me also clarify this
Federal government most of the times Don't advertise job or vacancy
And it is my man no man
A cousin of mine got appointments of job letter even before interview and after some few months regularisation letter popped out ....this is to tell you say them don already prepare the work wait am


but still don't fall for it do your investigation properly

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Romance / Re: .. by slawomir: 1:33pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Most women prefer skin to skin


Because it gives them the sweet sensation more

Talking about infection those girls don't give a fuckkk anymore
A woman is more scared of you ejaculating that warm akamu inside her than infection

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Properties / Re: 'Banana Island Belonged To My Father But The Government Stole It' - Remi Adeleke by slawomir: 12:47pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Yet some people still criticising American

The home of opportunity

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Crime / Re: Man Arraigned For Allegedly Sodomising 14-Year-Old Boy In Adamawa by slawomir: 12:39pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Too bad



I don't know how someone will leave the succulent and juicy pussy of a woman and place his fertile rod in the ass of another man

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Politics / Re: Rotimi Akeredolu Thanks Ondo Citizens For Prayers, Support During Ill-health by slawomir: 12:28pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Quick recovery

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Sustaining You Now Without A Job? by slawomir: 12:10pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Keyboarding and betting...although the keyboarding and the betting is no longer sustainable...so a real niggar is tryna be a dj..something like dj khaled...
Have been practicing with virtual dj since yesterday trying to mix some high life and afrobeat....I just want to do something different on the wheels of steel...gonna be the greatest dj rolling it with two computers..gonna beat dj khaled and becomes the top number 1

Nemesis0147:
prayers feed you and pay your bills?
GoWithGood:


Does prayer bring money?
You guys don't have to quote him

We are too dumb in this part of the world called Africa

That is why when you are my friend and I noticed you into too much religion and prayers then i start assuming you are dumb and you can not be productive

I immediately do away with you

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Business / Re: POS: CBN Engages Operators, Zenith Bank Cautions Agents On Transaction Fees Hike by slawomir: 10:30am On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Arrest these moda fuckkers

Nigerians alway taking advantage of things to put more hardship on each other
The criminality in all of us is something else

Wetin this pos operators use our eye see during naira scarcity


At the end them go still step into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism
We are not really angry about corruption in this country we are just pretending to be angry because we are not the ones carrying out the corruption

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Business / Re: Banks Raise ATM Cash Withdrawal Limit To ₦‎200,000 by slawomir: 9:15am On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Where the money dey to withdraw?

Oh na 30k minimum wage people want withdraw

Tinubu is disaster

paymentvoucher:
7 years and few month left for you to continue with this... grin

Seven more years of suffering

Don't even bother to quote me because I can feed gor the next thirty years
Same thing with most nairaland and people in your area who knows that tinubu is a disaster

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Romance / Re: Kiss-a-thon: Govt Bans Planned 72-hour Kissing Marathon Event In Ekiti by slawomir: 8:40pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Kissing my favourite part of intimacy


Especially the French kiss

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Romance / Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by slawomir: 8:40pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
We dey try sha

But na when you dey get erection early in the morning when you wake up from Bed na im you go know say we men dey try

We nor dey Conscious still the thing go stand

Na that kind thing you say make We fit control when we dey conscious ?

He nor easy na

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Sports / Re: PSG President Al Khelaifi On Mbappé: “Sign A New Deal Or Leave The Club". by slawomir: 8:34pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Overrated spoilt brat

He is the problem of psg

Bluntguy:
I no know why I no too like this guy.
Not only you bro

The truth is you understand football alot reason you don't like him

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Crime / Re: We Have No Department Like Cyber Crime - EFCC Tells Nigerians by slawomir: 7:57pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hmmmm
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sends Strong Message To Those Accusing Him by slawomir: 7:27pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Admiral adelekesuki nakamura Davidohiroshima

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Crime / Re: Woman Burnt Policewoman & Her 2 Children To Death In Anambra by slawomir: 4:01pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Too bad
You see why people don't bring people close to themselves
As am typing now

There is a free master bed room in my house here in Benin city am supposed to give it out even if the person can not pay me ..I will give it out for free but you have to be using the kitchen and Parlour with me.. with the different news I don't think I will try it

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Career / Re: Man Leaves High Paying Job To Follow His Passion. Wife-to-be "Unfollows" Him by slawomir: 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

The woman go still come back

All what the man needs to do is to follow the passion seriously and just a matter of time he go get money pass that he former high paying job
And when she comes back you know what to do

Be banging her with no emotion attached anymore
If you were a slow and passionate rider on top in bed before now be doing the fast and Furious kinda spontaneous drive on her with no mercy

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Borno Releases 80 Vehicles To Ease Farmers’ Movement by slawomir: 2:27pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hahah It will favour me and my family

Una go hear word

Bunch of primitive, tribalistic and archaic people

Wait nor be this same fuel subsidy bros jona remove in 2012 way protest full everywhere even as at then things were cheap


What now happened in 2023....nobody wants to protest

Now we know the problem of Nigeria

We are playing a politics of tribalism...we can no longer deceive ourselves

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Health / Re: New Law Allows Nigerian Trained Medical Doctors To Bypass US Residency by slawomir: 2:03pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Sounds like a good news

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Politics / Re: DMO Okays FGN Savings Bonds For Transactions by slawomir: 2:03pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Monzze:


Be like say you no understand the write-up.
if not, you for don write epistle of how Tinubu government will/has failed.

Although am not a business oriented person just a keyboard warrior, drunkard, weed smoker and a pussy banger
But at all at all I understand say na still how federal government want dey borrow money and how them want dey pay the money back later plus additional interest...which means if you lend or invest in Nigeria bond you nor go fear say them nor go fit pay back

So which still boils down to the fact that tinubu's administration is gonna be a disaster

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Travel / Re: Air Ticket Prices Rise By 34.06% – NBS by slawomir: 2:02pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Hahah It will favour me and my family

Una go hear word

Bunch of primitive, tribalistic and archaic people

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Crime / Re: Lady Discovers Her Boyfriend Used Her Picture & Panties For Fetish Purpose (Pics by slawomir: 12:19pm On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Africans and stupidity

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Romance / Re: Your Family Is Not Your Spouse's Responsibility. by slawomir: 11:49am On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

You hit the nail on the gadamnnn Head

Your boyfriend must be a real niggar
Sports / Re: Carlo Ancelotti To Become Brazil's Coach From June 2024 by slawomir: 11:41am On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Hmmm

Brazil about to be wining world cup back to back that's only if the little boy from rosario Argentina santa fe stop playing football

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Man For Alleged N12m Inheritance Scam by slawomir: 10:57am On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hmmmm
Keyboarding
Funny enough that huzzle started during the days of our fore fathers

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Politics / Re: Govs Planned To Withhold Salaries, Sack Workers If They Didn’t Win Election: EU by slawomir: 10:25am On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Lagos governor

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Culture / Re: The Ugly Guinness Book Of Record Trend by slawomir: 10:04am On Jul 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Yeah you are right Nigeria don't think for themselves and be innovative

But the truth is anyone can decide to wake up break and set records

Live and lets live...let the record breakers breeef

Me want try break keyboarding records set by one Pakistani guy....have been keyboarding since on Monday non stop

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