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Business / Re: What Immediately Comes To Your Mind When You Get Money? by slawomir: 5:14pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Weed
Alcohol
Betting sure odd
popp:

There is no sure odd.
Bros sure odd dey
Na our greediness dey make us lose our bet
We dey always want use 100 naira collect more than two hundred thousand naira thereby making the ticket to be too long....the higest you should use 100 naira to collect is 20k down wards...me personally don first use 100 naira collect 17k and it was just four games

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Health / Re: Anambra Man & His Family Found Lifeless First Night After Moving Into New House by slawomir: 4:16pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Too bad

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Family / Re: Drama As Trader Allegedly Finds Male’s Private Part Inside Food by slawomir: 2:56pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Heard that news on radio in Benin city this morning

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Car Talk / Re: Do You Turn Off Your Car While At Filling Station Queue ? by slawomir: 2:55pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Sometimes

Not all the time

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Travel / Re: Relocating From Uyo To Abuja (Is There Anything I Should Know?) by slawomir: 2:51pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Yeah

I love abuja as well

Though I stay in Benin city

But I pay a visit to abuja regularly

And infact I went there in June four times

Nice, calm and serene place if you ask me
But accommodation money is too much and I also noticed one thing...no too much lexus car over there them dey forbid am for there?

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Business / Re: NMFB: I Was ₦‎201,773.38 Through My Bank Account! Help by slawomir: 1:17pm On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Sports / Re: FIFA Women's World Cup Starts Today. by slawomir: 8:28am On Jul 20, 2023
Damnnn niggar
I think say this cup don start since then

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery: Production Commencement Deadline Not Exceeded — Spokesperson by slawomir: 10:00pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Scam

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Phones / Re: WhatsApp Is Back And Working Perfectly Now by slawomir: 9:53pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Yeah

Back at exactly 9:50pm

Make I see wether Zuckerberg fit compensate me for the financial stress 😩
Let me apply for compensation sharp

Anything to cash out na im i dey always reason for this my head

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Webmasters / Re: Is Your Whatsapp Responding? by slawomir: 9:35pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down Again With Users Unable To Message Anyone by slawomir: 9:34pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Not working

Noticed it around 9:29pm...I know say the fault was not coming from airtel....because airtel nor dey fail me

End time according to Righteousness2

Funny dude

Okay it is back now

WhatsApp is back...came back at exactly 9:50pm

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Nairaland / General / Re: Guinness World Records Advises Prospective Record Breakers. See Unbroken Records by slawomir: 8:37pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

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Politics / Re: Senate President Akpabio Wears Tinubu Logo Cap To Plenary, Sparks Reaction (Pix) by slawomir: 8:33pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Let him wear anything
You know what am enjoying nowThe renewed shege

DR UNAGO C. SHEGE from Benin city says hi
Barr UNANEVA C. ENITIN says hello from Gombe
Barman give more bottles to celebrate the suffering
Have warned every member of my family not to help anyone anymore

If you ever render help or assistance to any beggar or anybody on your street then you must be very stupid

Because that beggar will still step into the polling unit with sentiments and tribalism when he or she got another opportunity to vote

Let them suffer until they stop stepping into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism
The tribalistic nature of Nigerians was just too obvious in this last election na..wetin! Fucking shit...after what we were subjected to by Buhari and Apc then we were in between redemption and devil in this last election but we chose the devil again!

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Had No Telephone Conversation With CJN - APC by slawomir: 7:32pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

You are about to set the nation on fire if tribunal fails to do the right thing

Even Tinubu knows it that tribunal will sack him

You know what I'm loving right now the suffering and shege we are experiencing

If you ever render help or assistance to any beggar on your street then you must be very stupid

Because that beggar will still step into the polling unit with sentiments and tribalism when he or she got another opportunity to vote

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Politics / Re: All Eyes On The Judiciary Billboard Seen Benin by slawomir: 7:10pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Benin city my city

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Politics / Re: Increasing Petrol Price: Adewole Adebayo Shares His Opinion And Suggestions by slawomir: 6:03pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Zxcvbnmghtr:
I don't know why it is the same people who were wishing that this government should bring suffering to the people are the same people crying and complaining.

Tinubu should never look back he should continue in this right direction. We are very aware of this calculated painful measures which guarantees alot of gains in the end.

Same calculated painful measures you were not aware of when Jonathan removed the same subsidy despite the cheap cost of things and yet you took to the street to protest

You all be deceiving yourself
You probably think we all are gullible and stupid in this country

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Politics / Re: House Of Reps halts motion seeking to stop Fuel Price Hike by slawomir: 2:32pm On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Shege reloaded
Barman give me more beer to celebrate

I won't stop celebrating until we start stepping into the polling unit without sentiment and tribalism

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Politics / Re: FAAC To Share N1.959 Trillion Revenue In July — Probably Highest Ever by slawomir: 8:00am On Jul 19, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Always sharing

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Romance / Re: Adamawa Vigilante Marries Pretty Norwegian (photos) by slawomir: 10:09pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Woman way we all dey manage
He reach your turn you just marry her

Greedy moda fuckker

Anyway he good make person dey use he face do keyboarding sometimes especially for pof

Luck can come

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Health / Re: Tembu Ebere 'Goes Blind' During Bizarre Attempt To Break 'GWR' Crying For 7 Days by slawomir: 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Not surprised

Because tear fluids contains too many chemicals like water, mucin, lipids, lysozyme, lactoferrin, lipocalin, lacritin, immunoglobulins, glucose, urea, sodium, and potassium

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Bows To Pressure, reviews N8000 Cash Transfer, Unveil Other Palliatives by slawomir: 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Pussy asss president
That is not the solution...we should unite first
Grab my weed and bottle while i listen to ras kimono "under pressure "
Isa wicked situation we passing through right now in are we nation..the people dem ma suffer...fuel 600+ a litre
Shege reloaded....Imagine no protest from Nigerians
lets start telling ourselves the truth and stop pretending if not this nation will be doomed in the nearest future
When a person from the three major tribe is the president..forget it you won't see a united protest from the masses...endsars protest the north didn't participate because their son was the president
Now with the hell we have been subjected to still no protest will happen because a son from a major tribe is the president( tinubu)...same thing will also occur if igbo man is the president

The only time we can see a united protest is when a person from minority tribe becomes the president...take for example subsidy removal of Jonathan in 2012...the whole nation united and there was protest despite the cheap and low cost of things...lets stop pretending...

It's easier for the big three to unite against a minority president than for the country to unite against a president from any of the big three. So unfortunate. That's the tragedy of Nigeria. We are doomed...please spread this news to every youth so we can unite..I'm not only a weed smoker, a pussy banger, a keyboard warrior And a drunkard but me I tell you I think critically..they don't know..zion greetings to all my fellow youth..lets move from babbylon to zion

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Hosts African Heads Of State At Presidential Villa by slawomir: 10:00pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Pussy asss president

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Travel / Re: World's Most Powerful Passport: Singapore Overtakes Japan, Nigeria ranks 90th by slawomir: 9:55pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Singapore my niggar

Wanted to move down for my keyboard huzzling

But they requesting for my gadmnnn visa clearance certificate from Ndlea

A real niggar can't meet those requirements

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Education / Re: Emmanuel College Students Sitting On The Floor To Write Exams In Owerri (Photos) by slawomir: 9:08pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hell no
Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Drive MTN, DSTV & Shoprite Out Of Nigeria - Reno Omokri by slawomir: 9:05pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
That is not the solution...we should unite first

Grab my weed and bottle while i listen to ras kimono "under pressure "
Isa wicked situation we passing through right now in are we nation..the people dem ma suffer...fuel 600+ a litre
Shege reloaded....Imagine no protest from Nigerians
lets start telling ourselves the truth and stop pretending if not this nation will be doomed in the nearest future
When a person from the three major tribe is the president..forget it you won't see a united protest from the masses...endsars protest the north didn't participate because their son was the president
Now with the hell we have been subjected to still no protest will happen because a son from a major tribe is the president( tinubu)...same thing will also occur if igbo man is the president

The only time we can see a united protest is when a person from minority tribe becomes the president...take for example subsidy removal of Jonathan in 2012...the whole nation united and there was protest despite the cheap and low cost of things...lets stop pretending...

It's easier for the big three to unite against a minority president than for the country to unite against a president from any of the big three. So unfortunate. That's the tragedy of Nigeria. We are doomed...please spread this news to every youth so we can unite..I'm not only a weed smoker, a pussy banger, a keyboard warrior And a drunkard but me I tell you I think critically..they don't know..zion greetings to all my fellow youth..lets move from babbylon to zion

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Politics / Re: Market Forces Responsible For Hike In Fuel Pump Price - NNPCL GMD, Kyari by slawomir: 8:41pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed and bottle while i listen to ras kimono "under pressure "
Isa wicked situation we passing through right now in are we nation..the people dem ma suffer
Shege reloaded....Imagine no protest from Nigerians
lets start telling ourselves the truth and stop pretending if not this nation will be doomed in the nearest future
When a person from the three major tribe is the president..forget it you won't see a united protest from the masses...endsars protest the north didn't participate because their son was the president
Now with the hell we have been subjected to still no protest will happen because a son from a major tribe is the president( tinubu)...same thing will also occur if igbo man is the president

The only time we can see a united protest is when a person from minority tribe becomes the president...take for example subsidy removal of Jonathan in 2012...the whole nation united and there was protest despite the cheap and low cost of things...lets stop pretending...

It's easier for the big three to unite against a minority president than for the country to unite against a president from any of the big three. So unfortunate. That's the tragedy of Nigeria. We are doomed...please spread this news to every youth so we can unite..I'm not only a weed smoker, a pussy banger, a keyboard warrior And a drunkard but me I tell you I think critically

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Canada: FIFA Women World Cup: Fri.21st July 2023 by slawomir: 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Go go Nigeria

This game go let me take stake so?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor Shares Her Battle With Loneliness In The UK by slawomir: 4:49pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Not surprised

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Family / Re: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by slawomir: 4:05pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Betrayal always come from people you have sacrificed for

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Health / Re: Nigeria Missing As 9 New African Countries Get Millions Of Malaria Vaccines by slawomir: 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

They omitted Nigeria from the list on purpose

What is the need of giving us malaria vaccine when we all surely gonna die due to to hardship and poverty we have been subjected to
Imagine fuel is now 600+

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Politics / Re: NASS To Receive List Of Tinubu's Ministerial Nominees Tomorrow by slawomir: 3:10pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Recycled list of thieves


I just heard fuel is now 600+

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Education / Re: Poor Result From UNICAL Mathematics Department by slawomir: 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Who send them go mathematics department

Same thing we experienced in computer science department that year

We were always seeing something like
EDEDE
EFE
EfCC
But one thing about lecturers... the ones that are strict are the ones you can easily pass their course
Just follow their rules
Attend class and write your name on attendance sheet
Write their assignment and text
Then read just a little in exam and you will definitely get your B

janeedema:
Computer science department? Wow!! My department. Second graduating set from the dept.


Mine was from university of Benin

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