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Business / Re: CBN Increases Money Supply By 16.3% In June 2023 by slawomir: 1:22pm On Jul 18, 2023
Tinubu's administration is a disaster

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: My First Encounter In South-East As A Corper by slawomir: 1:13pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Bros op from ogun state to Lokoja then abia hmmm...bros op...brother op...bros op

Anyway Igbos are loving people ❤️ ❤️

As a Bini I love them to the moon and back

My aunty from my father's side( the sister to my father) is married to igbo man

My uncle from my mother side( one of the twin brother to my mother) is married to one imo woman

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Sports / Re: Tickets For Messi’s US Debut Cost As Much As $110,000 by slawomir: 1:07pm On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Pets / Re: Dog Mauls Owner's 4-Year-Old Son To Death In Rivers (Graphic Photo) by slawomir: 11:40am On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Too bad

And why is he carrying the little boy like that

Show some respect 🙏

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Romance / Re: JAPA: 10 Reasons Why You Can't Find Love In The UK by slawomir: 11:13am On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

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Education / Re: Ondo Secondary Schoolgirls Fake Kidnap, Demand Ransom From Mother by slawomir: 10:17am On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

This generation

13 and 15

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, APC Intimidating Judiciary, PDP Alleges by slawomir: 9:56am On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Tribunal will do the right thing and Nigerians will celebrate 🍾

No matter the intimidation

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Travel / Re: Subsidy Palliatives: FCT Beneficiaries Commend Digital Transit By Nairaxi by slawomir: 9:50am On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Arrangee and scammers

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Career / Re: Is It Unprofessional To Use Whatsapp For Official/business Calls? by slawomir: 9:43am On Jul 18, 2023
Damnnn niggar
There is nothing wrong son
So many primitive and archaic people in this part of the world

Voice over Internet calls or rather Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) is what people use in communicating nowadays

One thing about me if you are my relatives or friend and most time when I send you messages on WhatsApp knowing fully well that you have internet enabled phone and yet my WhatsApp message takes like one day to show that double tick then I will conclude you are not serious in life

If I want to contact you the first thing I do is call you through Internet because I can't be spending thousands of naira on data subscription and you still expect me to waste my normal credit on calls

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Celebrities / Re: Chef Dammy Bags ₦‎1M Endorsement Deal With Fekomi Herbal (Photos) by slawomir: 10:06pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Congratulations baby girl...hmmm...fekomi...hmm..I nor go talk sha...if you are a niggar and you know what fekomi is used for then you must be a real niggar
Them go don shift this girl pant before that endorsement

Congratulationa anyway....that nor be better money
donbachi:
Fuel, transportation and food stuff.... before you say "jack".1million done finish in on month

One month nor too big....you nor say two weeks
If she know whatzup and she get doings then that money nor go reach one week

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Travel / Re: Students Stranded As Floods Take Over Oko Oba Area of Lagos by slawomir: 10:02pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar..

This na same lagos way tinubu build

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Travel / Re: FRSC Can Only Operate On FG Roads, Appeal Court Rules by slawomir: 9:44pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Are Considering Entering The Race For Harry Maguire by slawomir: 9:40pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Chelsea nor first get head self
Make him go so that he career go die finish

Abeg make season start

I don too lose money for club friendly games, Chinese super league, Egyptian league and japan league

I just dey lose back to back
Carry mallorca game today under 4.5
I check score first half(just 38 minutes) I see 4 goals already
I check again after second half(83 minutes ) I see 9 goals
Ayoslimzy:

asin
Mallorca wey dey always shy to score
E go far
I tire o...the thing weak me

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Celebrities / Re: GWR: Nigerian Lady Completes 72-Hour Smile-A-Thon (Video) by slawomir: 9:33pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hmmmm
Career / Re: ₦200,000 Minimum Wage: FG To Take Decision Soon by slawomir: 4:12pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Scam

The 200k as minimum wage is just a mere illusion and to control the recent reactions on the bills of the National Assembly

Tinubu is disaster waiting to happen

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Family / Re: Is It Wrong For A Woman To Initiate Conjugal Act In Marriage? by slawomir: 3:43pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hmmmm

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs Nairobi After AU Meeting (Video, Photos) by slawomir: 2:09pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

This disaster of a president

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Hits 22.79% As Food Prices Rise by slawomir: 1:58pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Haha
Nice

Shege reloaded...shege doing to and fro...shege doing loop
Bar man give me enough beer let me celebrate the suffering

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Politics / Re: BBC: Nigeria's So-called Tax Collectors: Menacing And Mafia-like by slawomir: 1:41pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

And thier chief agbero tax collector is in Abuja already

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Romance / Re: [pictures] What I Eat To Add Weight. by slawomir: 1:38pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Enjoy

Even if you give me hundreds of this I won't gain any weight

Still that slim moda fuckker
People drink beer and I see their stomach protruding and they getting fat but mine is different...one single weight and stomach coming out I nor dey gain despite me drinking beer 🍺 all the time

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Business / Re: Local Liquor Sellers Embark On Two-Week Strike In Taraba State by slawomir: 1:21pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Not liquor na

You can go strike on other things

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Politics / Re: APC NWC Meeting: Deputy National Chairman, Kyari Presiding by slawomir: 1:05pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Bunch of idiots


Them don dey scatter and get problem because he sure them say tribunal go sack Tinubu

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Chat With An Online Job Scammer by slawomir: 12:38pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Good to know you didn't looseguard

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NYSC / Re: One Year And More After NYSC - How Is It Going? by slawomir: 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
Grab my weed to read and laugh about people suffering
If you like call me wicked I don't give a fuckkk
I can only start feeling ya all pains only if you start stepping into the polling unit without sentiment and tribalism

fk001:

Sharap there with your bandwagon mentality. What assures you that your candidate is better or will do anything different.
Hahah....like I said I know the problem of Nigeria
It is tribalism and sentiments.
If a man wins the region and state where there are enlightened, exposed, educated and more Liberal people then that man is supposed to be the president
But we ruined it with religion and tribalism
And you expect me not to rejoice at people's suffering from now? You must be joking

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Career / Re: Twitter Refuses To Pay African Employees, Replies With Poop Emoji by slawomir: 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Too bad

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Yet To Move Into Villa Six Weeks After Inauguration by slawomir: 11:56am On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

He sure for am say tribunal go sack am

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Pastor Advises Couples To Give He*d (pix) by slawomir: 9:57am On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Ain't giving any woman head

Hell no...
Am not gonna put my mouth in that place anymore


When i was a foetus in my mother's womb I sucked all kinds of liquid from her body

Even during expulsion the amniotic fluids, vagina fluids both slipery, slimy, foamin and watery all mixed with blood filled my mouth and belly
So that is enough to take me far in life

I don't need any other woman’s vagina fluid in my mouth anymore

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Business / Re: WEMA Bank: Your Naira Card Is Now Your Global Passport! by slawomir: 9:14am On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Nice...very nice been hell for me trying to purchase some dollars on on my international number account for pof registration

englishmart:
Does Wema still exist?

Anyday anytime twice on Monday...better than zenith bank this period...
Stanbic bank is the most secured and best of them all...don't ask me why because am a keyboard warrior
Stanbic is one bank have experimented with that accept Arab, Asia and Middle East atm cards on their Automated teller machine
Don't know for other banks

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Crime / Re: Army Foils International Ammunition Smuggling Syndicate Heading To Anambra by slawomir: 8:46am On Jul 17, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm ....Nigeria is a joke
Just allow this people go Nigeria is not gonna work
Forget it
Things like this is gonna increase from now on

I used to believe in one Nigeria but Not untill I travelled from Benin city to Abuja by road recently
Imagine a road linking one state to another is completely cut off....Edo state is cut off from kogi state already...there is no road...and the funny thing is when you manage and battle to get to abuja you will be surprised at the trillions spent on abuja City Road whereas the most important federal road uniting and linking us is hell
Burnt almost 50k plus on fuel just to get to abuja..the police officer on the road started pitying me seeing the stress on my face and saying next time I should use one forest in back of auchi(Jattu road-warrake-ivbiaro road-ihevbe- ime ora-uhunmora through Ekpoma)
Nigeria is doomed

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Sports / Re: Harry Maguire Dropped As Manchester United Captain by slawomir: 5:07pm On Jul 16, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Maquire should allow Ngonzi united breef

Abeg make season start

I don too lose money for club friendly games, Chinese super league, Egyptian league and japan league

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Health / Re: Strange Recurring Boil Pus On My Child's Back (Viewers Discretion) by slawomir: 2:23pm On Jul 16, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to learn

I have no idea what this is all about

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Food / Re: How Much Will You Pay For This Food In Your Area ? by slawomir: 2:12pm On Jul 16, 2023
Damnnn niggar
My area na Benin city
That food go reach 1300 naira to 1500 naira

That fish alone na 700+ then rice na 400 naira.. beans na 200 naira

We don tire for Benin city matter

The only thing way cheap here na accommodation
But price of food na war....the worse part is that there is no one single company or industry to work in Benin city and the funny thing is that price of things dey increase anyhow here for Benin city

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