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Health / Re: Canada Joins US, Changes Rules For Nigerian Doctors, Others To Practice by slawomir: 8:40pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice
Health / Re: What Will She Eat To Improve Her Appetite by slawomir: 8:37pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Sorry o

Not that am making a joke outta this situation


But make una give am small weed

Then watch the magic

But before that make una put enough food stuff for house

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Politics / Re: DSS Never Raided Our Offices For Documents Against Tinubu - Code Of Conduct Bure by slawomir: 8:35pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Warey
The claim is not false

No matter what stammered must call he papa name
It is just a matter of time


Tinubu is going to be disgraced

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Politics / Re: ‘Hushpuppi In Hijab’: Aisha Yesufu Called Out Over Peter Obi’s Campaign Funds by slawomir: 7:26pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

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Health / Re: Early Signs Of Sexually Transmitted Disease You Should Not Ignore by slawomir: 5:32pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

But the truth is if you are niggar and you never get any infection from this our baby girls before then you are not a real niggar

Females get alot of infection
The worse part of it is that it doesn't torment them the way it torment we men
It can stay in their body for even years

But once it gets into our body then two weeks maximum we begin to scrash

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Romance / Re: How I Used Civil Defence To Collect Back The Phone My Brother Bought For A Girl by slawomir: 5:29pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Your brother is a disgusting simp

See that nairaland turmac of a girl just dey write rubbish..she nor know say na her fellow gender go collect the phone from the girl..most nairaland girls nor dey read the body of a story..haha..she don hurry Edit am...
God1000:
Na waoo
Ladies hate seeing their own brothers being played that way, they can't stand it

You are absolutely correct
I have sisters at home ...

Do you know another funny thing
Females don't really hate the fact that men are polygamous in nature
Infact they love it when you are capable of banging multiple women
The only time they hate it na when their husband dey do am...if you think am lying then go close to your sister and the day she will know you can bang multiple girls she will love you the more

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share A Quote That Always Motivates You. by slawomir: 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Na just time he go take stammerer must call he papa name

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Education / Re: Missing Dipo Fasina Has Been Found by slawomir: 4:12pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr

Isoright....I just dey read in a seconds say him miss then boom I see another thread say them don see am..just like football betting..you go stake and game don almost come then boom you go see shege...
Anyway happy he is found...Old age...maybe him just wonder waka commot for airport

24SEVEN:


Ola age can fcukk people up oh

As in ehn ..

I dey tell you...sometimes I go just dey wonder how my own old age go be...but one thing am sure of sha be say I go dey waka wonder dey go beer parlour well well

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Fashion / Re: Why We Fined, Flogged Ladies For Indecent Dressing – Warri Youth Leader by slawomir: 2:51pm On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Live and lets live moda fuckkers
Flog any of my female relatives and watch me knock your head off your neck

These are some of the things that come alongside civilization
Accept it or fuckkk off

That is how I was walking with my two baby sisters in New Benin markets and one idiot was about to cause awareness and call them names because they were on a skimpy, diaphanous and translucent outfit
I walked up to the moda fuckker and looked him straight in the eye and say I' mma punch someone in the face..balling'up my fist right 🤛 about now...no one fuckkk with my baby sisters and go scot free

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Politics / Re: Like Rice Man, Former Governorship Aspirant, Gideon Ikhine, Dumps PDP In Edo by slawomir: 9:05am On Jul 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Pdp or no pdp

I will continue to say it
Make Edo give this position to esan man abeg

I be Bini


But esan man need to still rule...
One thing about me is the fact that am a real niggar

esan need to rule...

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Sports / Re: Edwin Van DER Sar: Manchester United's Legendary Goalkeeper In ICU by slawomir: 7:22pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Quick recovery

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Politics / Re: NNPCL To Construct Another International Gas Pipeline To Europe by slawomir: 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Scam

We won't fall for those shit anymore

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Car Talk / Re: The Rate At Which Fuel Burn So Fast Right Now Scares Me by slawomir: 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hahaha

He nor dey burn

Na the suffering dey make you think say he dey burn and the huge amount spend on buying a little

Una never see anything

The shege go go round...as in he go do to and fro
Then do looping join

Next time una nor go step into the polling unit with tribalism and sentiments

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Travel / Re: US Visa Appointment: What To Expect And How To Prepare by slawomir: 3:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Why mod go push this kind information come front page


Nobody is going anywhere

Nobody is going anywhere


This administration is gonna favour all of us and our family
We die here together for this suffering

After una don step into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism then una go come dey find where to run go

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Health / Re: Doctors Stunned Sighting Octopus In Patient’s Throat by slawomir: 3:47pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

When a real niggar heave a sigh of relief thinking he has heard and seen enough in this gadamnnn world then boom another shit pops up

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Lauds Senegal President, Sall Over 3rd Term Decision by slawomir: 3:45pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Same way Nigerians for also commend and laud tinubu if he nor force himself on Nigerians

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Education / Re: JAMB Best Candidate, Kamsiyochukwu Umeh, Arise TV Interview (Video, Photos) by slawomir: 3:44pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright
I love that customised laptop

Abi na sticker them gum put

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Crime / Re: Kennedy Amarah: Police arrests Lagos businessman who circulates nude photos by slawomir: 2:59pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice one
Perfect
Just dey blackmail and bill them women
Ladies be careful out there...know who you dey bang

Some people behaves as if they don't have female relatives at home
All women on earth are someone's sister

I would have suggest one funny punishment for him
He should be locked in a room of wild daisies ( I mean wild females)
And those females should rape him...the punishment sounds funny right but if this man survives twenty four hours then know my name is not slawomir

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: QNET Syndicate Held Hundreds Captive In Lagos Over Foreign Job Scam by slawomir: 1:26pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

For this twenty first century na im people still dey looseguard

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Romance / Re: Silvio Berlusconi Leaves €100m To Lover, Marta Fascina In His Will by slawomir: 12:26pm On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm
Career / Re: Kenya Brown's Cheese: Female Workers Made To Strip Over Used Sanitary Pad by slawomir: 11:55am On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Too bad
I understand these baby girls can be annoying and dispose off their pad and sanitary towel anyhow at times
But stripping them naked is not good

You know how many times sanitary pad don block our soak away drainage despite the warnings and money have spent in removing the blockage

The truth is women behaves like baby most times...them nor dey hear word..only when they step out in public that they manage to act matured

Only a man who never spent time with woman for house dey get angry easily...if you have spent more than four years with two or more women under same roof then you will never get angry on little things in life again

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Sports / Re: Women's World Cup: Super Falcons players plan boycott Over Allowances by slawomir: 11:31am On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Give them their allowance

If na to sign bill to increase the salary of elected political officers by 114 percent una go fast do am

YoungLionken:
This is 2023 yet our government hasn't great an past this level, pathetic!!

There's something seriously wrong with Nigeria...
Not Nigeria
Something is wrong with the masses

After what we went through during tinubu's administration knowing fully well that tinubu brought Buhari upon Nigeria

Then we repeated our stupidity again because of tribalism

Bro I'm not gonna pity anyone on the street anymore...one naira I nor go assist anybody...let them suffer

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Business / Re: Banks Abandon Uniform Atms, OTC Transaction Policy by slawomir: 10:02am On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Longest Distance You've Trekked In Search Of Work? by slawomir: 9:48am On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to read comments

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Health / Re: Trouble In Health Sector As Drugs, Cost Of Care Spike By 150% by slawomir: 9:45am On Jul 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hahah
Barman give me a bottle of beer to celebrate this suffering

After what we went through during tinubu's administration knowing fully well that tinubu brought Buhari upon Nigeria

Then we repeated our stupidity again because of tribalism

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Romance / Re: List Of Things Your Wife Should Never Pay For (pictures) by slawomir: 10:46pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

If this are things she should never pay for


Wetin come be the things she should pay for

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Romance / Re: Guys Always Remember This. by slawomir: 10:33pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

We are the price

That is one thing most guys don't know

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Education / Re: Aminat Yusuf: LASU Best Student Takes Her Parents To Governor Sanwo-Olu (Video) by slawomir: 10:02pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice one baby girl
We too get Brain for Edo state
Name top five jamb higest score....two Edo born dey inside

Stephen Aguele from Edo state – 358 ( second position)
John Fulfilment from Edo state – 356 ( fifth position)

The heart beat of the nation for a reason

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Romance / Re: See This Picture And Be Sincere With yourselve by slawomir: 10:02pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

My phone anyday anytime twice on Friday

Even my samasung charger way dey do super fast charging

I nor go trade am for relationship not to talk of my phone

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Phones / Re: Threads: See Elon Musk's Reply on Twitter's attempt to sue Meta by slawomir: 9:57pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Sue that Zuckerberg and metas ass

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Politics / Re: 2023 Census: NPC Seeks Extra N256bn For Training, Others by slawomir: 9:51pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Disaster of a government

Same way inec wasted billions to give us stupidity during election and pick Tinubu to rule

In sane country revolution for don begin but of course it can't happen in Nigeria because of tribalism

Fuel subsidy Jonathan removed there was protest despite things were cheap

Now we are suffering no protest anywhere despite the high cost of things

Endsars protest...north refused to join

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Romance / Re: Guys,what Do You Think About This With My Girl? by slawomir: 9:51pm On Jul 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

She is not your girl
Nor dey privatize public property

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