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Chai, no one told me that this contest has started....bikonu, I am nominating myself. When do I get a campaign manager assigned to me? Oguguo nne biko reply asap.

paulworld: its certainly not because we don't care but it just natural

i feel sorry for the woman who marries this thing

I'm in on the competition oooo.......at least I'm the most beautiful in Africa, both in looks, personality and IQ...lol

My God answers prayers any day,any time....all I have to do is pray,believe and give thanx.I love where I belong!

@op,no problems.....have fun but be rest assured you will meet your waterloo soon. And no,your children wnt pay because at d rate you re going,you wnt live long enough to have them. It is ppl like you that molest babies. You have been curse with that 3-inch pinky sized penis of urs and I hope that when u are eventually caught, it is finally parted from you. Die screaming you accursed pervert!

kamdyjenny: Plz am due for batch B nd hv nt submited my jamb registration number apart from d one I did in school last year during clearance...plz ANY ZIKITE in d house??(Graduate of nnamdi azikiwe uni.) Pls let me know if we r meant to submit again

Pls go to school and find out.

Community sec. Sch. Abuloma,porthacourt.......,works for me

LesbianBoy: Lol....mamacita ur post reminds me of an experience i had back in the days. i remember when one girl tried this bullsh*t with me. Obviously she tot i was like the average naija guy who takes bullsh*t from women or desperate for female company or pu*sy whipped! i invited the FOOL on a date and she brought 2 of her friends without telling me. IMAGINE! I just called her out and gave her a piece of my mind that i won't pay for her friends! That infact i was going back home! She wanted to create a scene calling me 'stingy' and what not thinking i would be embarassed! I just smiled because she never know the kind person way i be! I threw away my gentleman behaviour and insulted the 'living day light' out of her! am sure she would never forget me in a hurry!......Loooool

Voice of a frustrated broke-a55 nukka

Smh @ the retarded posts here. I am female and also attractive. I have a B.Sc(2nd class upper) tru God's grace and sheer hardwork. So when I get employed immediately after my nysc ppl wld assume I sold my dignity in exchange for a job? It is very pathetic and appalling that men in this silly thread believe women re airheads who have to wh.ore arnd for everything. May your wives and daughters be that way.may they never get any good out of life unless they got debased for it. If you think your female frnd got her job too quickly,find out her secret. I can't stay up night searching for jobs on d net,reading GMAT past questions and answers and sending my cv to companies only for some pen15-weilding airhead to come and start blabbing that I slept my way to that job. I pray dat person becomes jobless for life,he wld watch others get but never get.

Smh @ the retarded posts here. I am female and also attractive. I have a B.Sc(2nd class upper) tru God's grace and sheer hardwork. So when I get employed immediately after my nysc ppl wld assume I sold my dignity in exchange for a job? It is very pathetic and appalling that men in this silly thread believe women re airheads who have to wh.ore arnd for everything. May your wives and daughters be that way.may they never get any good out of life unless they get debased for it. If you think your female frnd got her job too quickly,find out her secret. I can't stay up night searching for jobs on d net,reading GMAT past questions and answers and sending my cv to companies only for some pen15-weilding airhead to come and start blabbing that I slept my way to that job. I pray dat person becomes jobless for life,he wld watch others get but never get.

Ezekiel 18:20 KJV

The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him. Mark 2:17 KJV

When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Psalm 2:8 KJV

Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Jeremiah 29:11 KJV

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end. Psalms 127:1 KJV

Except the Lord build the house, they labour in vain that build it: except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain.

Things d lord hates proverbs 6:12

Mark 11:23-24 KJV
For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith. Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

Ecclesiastes 11:4 KJV
He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap.

Leviticus 19:28 KJV (homosexuality)

Matthew 12:34 KJV
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

Matthew 12:35 KJV
A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.

Matthew 12:36 KJV
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

Matthew 12:37 KJV
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

Juliet all the way...#natural beauty#

rinora: Hmnnnn,i got curious tonight and watched the Kim and Ray J sex video,honestly am shocked,now i understand why people call her a LovePeddler,gosh that video is belitlling,any guy that watches it can never take her serious.Kanye must be seriously in love wif her to overlook all this and the video is even very boring,was expecting more action,she just layed down dr and was shouting baby,am gonna come...ewwwwwwww

So true.....I thought I sucked at sex till I watched kim k's sex tape,....the fact that there was another woman out there who was almost lifeless during sex sure helped my morale...lol@ I'm gonna come...hehehehe

ifeness: The bible is basically for explaining stuffs to uneducated people, just like teaching kids with drawings and cartoon which they later outgrow. You can never be a scientist and believe in a God no way! Even the pope resigned after picking up interest in science.

Oga, i'm a scientist....a very good one and I dnt only believe in God, I love and respect him so quit the silly assumptions ok? If science made u to stop believing in God then u arent a scientist....you my friend according to the bible are a fool.

Polygamy is never a good idea......God created a man and a woman initially, that was his marriage model, the best model. But that was never enough....man out of sheer lust and greed wont stop wanting more than he really needs. I pray African men learn someday. Sad, sad story.

Endless love by mariah carey, dangerously in love by beyonce.......

Dumb and dumber

Donlexino: U r d cause of ur problems.

Where did this hediot surface from?

When I kept giving him d cold shoulder abt starting a relationship,He said I cld never get rid of him no matter how hard I tried.

Go out with your girl frnds.

Some of the responses on this thread shows the average Nigerian IQ.....even jobless, anti-social and very depressed individuals are telling a female comedian who is doing well for herself that she is fat. Are you ppl dat daft and bereft of ideas? What is your business in how the lady looks like? She is making her money and all u sad and pathetic individuals are here typing crap with ur cheap phones and antique laptop computers. Pity!

Silly and pathetic, wld only impress a 50 yr old obese, single lady.

courageous child....God bless her!

So religious oppression has extended to this site? Reasons why this site wld remain where it is....why not put a warning for christianity too? You moderators make me sick, I think I will just stick to daily mail and use everywhere nigeria for home news...so long bigots!

devour129: This is a long story so you guys have to bear with me ! back at oau,there was this igbo(nnewi couple) near samtad that sold igbo food and delicacies.normally,when we go there to buy isi-ewu or nkowbi,we just order and they make it and bring it out for for us while we spent time gisting with the owners(as we are igbos too in a foreign town)i have lost count of how many times mi friends and i have bought food from so on this particular day,we just finished an exam so we passed tru there and we were in a hurry so we order but it was taking too long so i decided to go to the kitchen to hurry them up and up till today,i have never eaten isi-ewu again.i saw the lady taking water from a pool of dirty water in the sink and mixing the isi-ewu and when i screamed in horror,she claimed that there tap was bad so they store there water in the sink,was still trying to consider if i should run or throw up and the dad walked in (cos he was eating egwusi soup at the sit-out when we came in) and he went straight to the sink where the daughter was taking water from to make food for people and washed his egwusi hands while asking me why i screamed !!!!!! i took off and alerted mi friends and we all walked out but the worst was that the dirty drunk of a man started abusing us that we ordered food and now we are leaving
,who will pay him and i told him God go punish him.fast forward some months later,an nnewi friend invited to there cultural day loo and behold,it was this dirty wicked family that catered the food

Ewwwww

[quote author=money-hungry ]hit me up.... i got a bigger 1.[/quote]Sharrap!

[quote author=drzed]It is not necessarily caring to ask someone 'have you eaten?'. This question is suitable only for kids. It is almost similar to 'have you brushed your teeth?'; 'have you done your homework?'... etc.

It can be condescending to ask your mates such a question. It is in fact, utterly disrespectful to ask your elders whether they have eaten or not. For your mates and elders therefore, it is polite, respectful and mature to ask them: 'would you like something to eat?' (if you add '...please' at the end, that is even better).

Although both types of questions aim for the same objective (i.e. the assassination of hunger) but the manner of approach or 'how' the question is paraphrased can determine how the person being questioned takes it. For me, anyone younger than me has no right (or reason) to ask me if I have eaten or not. So what if I have eaten? He/she had better ask if I would like something to eat.
Have you eaten?

quicksylva: Pulling ur Legs. #justwantedtoseeyourNaughtyside#

Leave her naughty side ewu a........she is married

SSaemoenl: Easy on ur assessment

Ouch!!!! My point hit home