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damseyl:
Badoo not working on ur phne?

ozoigbondu:
Lagos is free from corruption

henrylowe:
nairaland now evolving into a dating site

kilokeys:
very single atm

kilokeys:
yippie

itetemi:
this is another product of mama peace school of politics.
touts.

itetemi:
the clueless jonny walker and his super clueless handlers.nonsense

nwachi1404:
Your father is a clueless animal. dats y he gave birth to a daft bastard like you

xreal:
Clueless human.

uzeba:
Hidden truth!!

An Igbo man had no child,no money,no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God moved by his prayers,told him 2 make only 1 wish which will b granted! The Igbo man prayed thus: God,I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangleson my children's hands in our new mansion! Then God said, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Igbo people.

holatin:
but GEJ haven't distance himself from dirt.
can a pig distance from a dirt

Aguveso:
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Price: 380 million naira
Title: C of O

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NairaMode:
I call it insane because that is the perspective with which I am seeing it.
I am sure many other guys may have noticed it too and may have have wondered if our girls are thinking right or not.
At least to me, they are not thinking right.

1) So you left your home in the morning for work or an outing and you probably forgot to make up or you intentionally left it undone.
Then you get into a commuter bus and brought out all your contraption:
Foundation
Powder
Eye liner
Big mirror
Lip stick
Eye pencil
Eye brush with a very fat as* mirror.
This of course to me is insane. What do you think?
Solution: Make up from home and do a touch when you get to where you are going or you make up when you get to where you are going. That is what the ladies room is meant for.

2) So you wear a size 75 jeans (Maybe XXL) and you went ahead to buy a jean that is meant for infant.
The implication of what you see on our roads daily is that their hands are ever gracing their behind, trying to pull the jeans up so that it will not expose the stretch mark infested as*.
This of course to me is also insane. What do you think?
Solution: Wear your size and stop looking like YOKOZUNA. I hope I got the spelling right. Most girls who dress this way usually have a upper body with a tiny below.

3) You do not own a personal vehicle or at the very least, you are not good with heels and then you wear this 10 inches and start moving like a snail on the road.
Haven't you seen any looking like she was forced to wear it?.
They move so slow and "laughingly" calculated that you may almost conclude they are robots.
This of course to me is also insane. What do you think?
Solution: Get a slip on and wear your heels where you are going. That is if you do not have a vehicle or rather, practice the heels wearing culture at home before stepping out.

I am angry.
Abeg I am idle this morning na why I say make I express my mind.

Remember GEJ is a good man but a weak man. However, Buhari is a reasonable but dangerous alternative. Vote wisely.

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argob44:
NO HARSE WORDS PLEASE OR I WILL DELETE THIS TREND! SHE IS A HUMAN LIKE YOUR MOTHERS AND SISTERS... BE NICE

PUSH1:
President. Goodluck ebele Jonathan is a THIEF. Let him tell us how much he stole from the treasury.

FarmTech:
It's fowlpox, revaccinate and give them neoceryl plus.

ayusco85:
If crude oil is $112/barrel and fuel is @#97/litre, if all oda conditions remain d same how much wld b a litre if a barrel bcoms $49, a Phd holder said #87

remsonik:
Moderators of this section hope you can see what's happening here royalroy and Tgirl4real. Put a leash on sleekman. I posted my opinion on this thread few days ago and I had no issues with anyone. Pls I hate to court trouble. Pls do the needful asap

remsonik:
Seems you are so obsessed with me. You can go on and spew trash, I already said my own opinion, say your own and stop picking fights.

joelenesleek:
stay there dulling. Abi you no see for church say women and girls plenty pass men and boys.

remsonik:
The last I checked its my opinion and I have a right to it. You are not my man anyway and he isnt complaining. I wasnt raised to slave myself for a man who isnt my hubby yet. I thank God for my mum and the way she raised my brothers.
If you have nothing reasonable to say please shut the hell up and go and sleep

remsonik:
Did you read the latter part of my contribution to the op?? Pls go through my other post on this thread mumu.

joelenesleek:
Abeg, how much will you pay me and where is your location?

remsonik:
Seems my moniker is giving you a headache this early morning........jump and pass!!