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Normally I would have said, "You see ya life". The problem now is you really don't have one. How you go open mouth blot this nonsense?You get pikin sef? Mtchew! Cyber mama.

NovesaTillie:
The parents who abandoned their 12 year old in a boarding school have failed woefully in parenting and should be arrested and charged for negligence and murder

FutureIsFemale:
Nonsense

Since you did not have the intention of marrying Chioma, why took your people to her family and embarrassed her?

May God punish every man that embarrasses a lady with marriage promise.

May God embarrass you on your wedding day the same way you've destroyed English.

Wait come O! Na woman born you? I doubt. If na woman born you at least you go get small,minuscule sense.

Aufbauh:
Rather it was Mohammed Yakubu that gave Reno a TKO. A dazzling punch that make Reno to started telling anyone who cares the story of his life.

Is there anything more spiteful & troubling to a soul when someone tells you that you and your generation both dead, alive and unborn can never match a feat? To me that can keep a man's soul restless for 600 years.

Nahunger:
Ain't there units in the church he can take his concerns too and should no action be taken must he worship there!
Use your head that's why you have one...

Oga wen dey use im head. Chief complaint officer dalu. Before she enter church with that Kain clothing and yansh, all the ushers no see am shebi? People like you go watch mojo for church. Abeg carry ya due process go one corner. He filmed her so that others like her can learn. Oga COO! I hail O!

Nahunger:
And you recorded it to put out here?
What is your aim?
P.s what ever wrong you think she has done you have your equal share of it already

Abegi shut up!
So you see nothing wrong in the video so why are you chastising him for bringing it here? She wore a body hugging dress and intentionally twerking in church. Na God she come praise abi na sons of Ahab she con find to lead them to damnation. Even some children of Israel no go for concentrate with that kind bazooka for their front

When will you all learn? This is a deer, not an antelope.

flyinnizam:
My brother trap caught the bigger one while the smaller one was waiting for it to break free, my brother met both of them and killed them both.

Hahahahaha as in im village people dey follow am

PlaysNigeria:
Op, you go steal phone

You need to drink milk and yoghurt. You also need lots of air. You might be needing blood tonic too.

DSC7:
Was charging and pressing the phone when the Lightening and thunder struck..

Even me sef think say the phone no go work again.... But it's working fine....

Just that i am still feeling dizzy....

I think ure being a bit dilusional as regards MouthAction. So here's my advice to you.
Have a heart to heart talk as regards your sex problems There are lots of videos that teach how to make a woman cum or even squirt using fingers alone. Once he knows how to caress your pussy lips(labia), clitoris and those very sensitive spots inside your pussy especially the center of gravity then your life will never remain the same again. He should get some oil and gentle massage your body especially your boobs, ass, inner laps and finally your labia.
This massages will get you in the mood. Next he should use 2 of his fingers to gently massage your labia while using his thumb to gently fiddle with your clit. Once he sees ure wet then he should gently push two of his middle fingers into Ur pussy half way about 20 to 30 times.
Rub the labia again and after that rub the clit. Once you start feeling the urge for him to go faster then let him push his first 2 fingers into your pussy. Palm should be facing up. He should feel a rough part of your pussy towards the roof.
Using his left hand he should press gently down the lower part of your belly/top part of your pussy and he should be tapping aggressively the g spot. That's where the center of gravity is. If he does it right then you'll experience the most intense orgasm you've ever felt. I should warn you. Make sure you pee before this is done otherwise you'll feel embarrassed. Also once you hit the sky don't hold back. You'll feel like peeing. Let it all go. Teach your husband how to touch you. Otherwise this won't end well.

As for his quick ejaculations he should take burantashi once in a while when you want trouble. Just get ready for trouble O because you might feel bruised before bomboy go Colm down.
There are so many sex tutoring videos online.Get him to watch them with you.

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

Clearly SS.
Between Esan & Efik. Efik has sweeter soups but Esan has the most soup in the country.

iamyemiakins:
Who get soup pass between South-East and South-South sef?!

Make I know where I go dey find babe from, I must try all these soups and more!

Commanderinpips:
Just get him moringa seeds. Let him eat like 15 seeds raw without peeling it, then go to church for Thanksgiving trust me it works.

15seeds of Morninga?�
Oga you are a killer. Even 4seeds for a grown adult dey cause problems then you say 15?
See as you wan take kill another man pikin. OP buy lemon or lime, dice it up and soak it in water. Give him to drink after he's eaten any of these foods. Groundnut, yoghurt, beans & its derivatives, 2 eggs, meat or corn. If no belching or farting between 5-15mins take him to the hospital immediately.

See dem. Killer squad. Na how many you Don kill na only God can tell.

Kissmyassbiach:
If you’re both not ready then abort it. The problem will be finding the money and a qualified doctor who’s willing (because it’s illegal)

But I’m pretty sure you’d be able to find some NGO’s on Twitter who do it(for free I think). If it’s not far gone, there are abortion medications available.

Don’t allow illiterates make you feel like a child is a punishment for having premarital sex. Children need love and care and a stable environment. If you’re not ready to offer that, don’t add to the millions of struggling kids. Sentiments aside.

Next time make sure you’re well protected to avoid it.

Ps: if anyone tries to guilt trip you and make you keep the child, y’all should have the baby and give it to them to adopt since they’re pro life.

Are you serious?

bablon20:
It's very simple, get sniper, have it spread on the engine of the car and turn d ignition on, leave d ignition on overnight. U will have me to thank later.

My friend shut up if you have nothing meaningful to contribute. Even Buckingham palace and Aso rock get rat. No be rat pursue una president from office? Mtchewwwwww

kenzysmith:
Rat in your car engine? Is like you are a very dirty person

dollynnn:
Marry a man who respects you,love is not enough!

What exactly are you saying? Gibberish

Look at your life. You think you can come here and hand us half truths because we mumu like you? Why would he be disturbing you if you have not been chopping his money. You chop money and now to go deliver returns u wan form sontin else. Make thunder fire that hand when you take dey type that rubbish.

siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?

Get a lawyer and apply for nullification of the marriage. You have no problem here. You are not applying for a divorce but rather a nullification.

https://www.mondaq.com/nigeria/divorce/1009324/the-process-and-grounds-for-annulment-of-marriage-in-nigeria

ChineduChinedu:
Please help, I need advice, I am very confused man, I don't know what to do in this situation

There is this girl I met in Lagos she help me find a house in Lagos from there we started dating.

I Asked her to marry me and get pregnant for me. Later she got pregnant for me.
She started disturbing me about marriage rights.

On the wedding day I discovered that she has 3 children for one man.
I have asked her several times even before she got pregnant she keep saying no

A day before the wedding, one of my uncle called me and tell me that one babalawo said that the woman I want to marry has 3 kids already.

All that day I wasn't myself I woke her up at midnight and forced the truth out of her
She admitted and start begging me to forgive her, she said she has been looking for the best time to tell me. All this are happening on our wedding day, she beg me not to tell anyone that it can be secrets between me and her àlone, I insisted that I must tell my people from my state enugu to Lagos

My people discouraged me and said I should thank God for revealing this early.
That's how I cancelled the church wedding.

Court marriage 30th September
Church wedding 2nd October
But Before that wedding day, we did court marriage, I told her that I don't want to do court marriage because if she cheat on me I will divorce her and loose my half of my money she got angry, the first day we didn't talk, 2nd day same, Then 3rd day she start packing her loads, I beg her to stay that we have few days to church wedding she insisted that If I don't do the court that I should cancel the church wedding that she can't trust me without court marriage

We did the court marriage, without my parents consent cuz it didn't come from my heart, her junior brother is the one that sighn for me in the court

I don't know what to do in this situation oo

Her first son is 13 years
2nd son 8 years
3rd girl 6 years
And now she is pregnant for me aa

Am 30 years while I don't know her real age

We have lived together for 8 months before I could discover this
And during this period we have been together
She controls me alots and that make me sad
She shout at me too
If ask me to do something for her and I refuse it becomes problem

Please what do I do ?

fasho01:
They are his children too after all. Let a competent court of law settle the issue of custody rather than this

The police are only enforcing a subsisting court judgment. Nedu said so himself.

Una no see say dem resemble devil? Abeg left matter jare

You be mumu. Do you know what a means to an end is? He's definitely going places. Imagine earning at least ₦1000 daily after expenses? Where exactly would he have got that from a ₦30-50k bank job? Na your type go thief because you don't want to get your hands dirty. That guy should be getting a 3wheeler or a 0.9-1.1ltr engine car soon. Bravo! Welldone Sir.

Snitch24:
Lmao
Bread Hawking
Out of all the hustle
You're definitely clueless bro
U don't have a point
From a bank job to Hawking bread on the street
Not even distributing in large scale
Omoh Dem don dey do u
I swr

Wow! You are in quite a predicament here. I think you need to postpone your wedding indefinitely. You don't need to break up with her. All you need to do is to stay with her, push, pray and persuade the changes you want. If you do it right and she wants to change on her own then you support her with every fibre of ur being.
The challenge I've got in all you've stated is her greed. You can't satisfy her sexually so she masturbates instead of her teaching you how to satisfy her. Finances are down hence she resorts to cheating. She's definitely far more sexually savvy than you are and boy you need to get off your high horse and learn. Wash plate, find/ask/discover her pleasure points that will be very instrumental to her climaxing. No matter how lesbian she maybe she can always sing ooh la la when you do it right. Besides they don't have dicks, you've got one and you are willing to go down. Wash the plate well. Two fingers, tongue all join. She'll never leave once you can wash well.
Like I said what should bother you is the lack of contentment. If you've learnt to satisfy her sexually and intellectually and she's still having cravings from her same gender or she's not stopped her online olosho then my brother push for a breakup. Let her do the breaking up and act hurt. Life's too short to live in deceit in perpetuity.

wyt:
We have being in talks since January. We met in late February, then she visited me in late March. We started talking of marriage.

Now she is in my house for 4 months as she is doing her IT here. She found out I am not as buoyant as she wishes, as my business is dragging due to stuff I ordered that is coming through sea hasn't arrived, in fact, will arrive in late October or November.

We scheduled to get married last July but due to the financial issue and her parents saying we have to wait till she is done with school we have to change our plan but she is so bitter that she is not getting married as she planned. She will be going back to school in 2 weeks' time. since

Now, I have discovered that she hardly cum during sex, in fact, she hasn't cum while we make love. She once told me she makes herself cum that is before we met in person around February which she promised to stop.

After she found out my finances is not strong, she got back into chatting with men for cash, yes she told me that is how she makes money to survive in school, that she presents an aura of relationship to men and they will be giving her money, and when she is tired or when the person insist in seeing she will block or just fisle out.

Now she just told me she is lesbian, she is cos she can't get pregnant as her father is a pastor and can be satisfied without the risk associated with men/woman relationships. That she is attracted to women though she hasn't done that for a while as she has prayed against it. She still masturbates while in my house.

Note: she has gone to see my parents and I have met hers.

pls i want to know what i can do to stop her all these social immoralities.

I believe kerosene does the job. I'm not sure but I think I remember my uncle using kerosene to make his pineapples fruit when he wanted them to.

Golden147:
Good afternoon everyone..
Please I'm kindly in need of advice... ignore my typing ERROR..
There's this girl I love and I want to settle down with her. She's still in school while I'm still in school too. She's 22 while I'm 24 nd also in final YR and we both love each other..my mum has supported me to marry her.
I proposed to her and she said yes...I plan going her house next month next to start official martial rites but I'm afraid.
Here is my reasons

She's the only girl and the last daughter in a family of 5boys. Ever since we started dating, she's in 100l then, all her school burdens are on me..I take care of her and mine own...with this people around who knows about our RELATIONSHIP ask me to marry her to avoid story that touches the heart..which he has accepted , her mum nd dad have accepted it too.
My major concern about this girl is that those his brothers are not willing to do anything, istead the came asking me for small small money when I'm back, knowing fully I'm just dating thier sis....most times the my girl always feel ashamed of her brothers nd keep cursing them. The can't even call her on phone unless she calls them...nd the will keep asking why she didn't call them all this while knowing fully thier sister is in school nd not working.

I have thought about this over and over again, how do I marry from a family that can't even assist in anything...I know marriage is not always Rosy, what if something happens tomorrow nd I needed thier financial support..the can't render to me.
I discussed with my mum nd she told me I'm marrying thier sister who is well trained nd not the brother..that I can decide not to give them money again... But I'm very sad over this.
It's only the father and mum that acknowledge I hay been trying to see their sister through school expenses, including food and wears.
I discussed with my woman, she started crying, saying she knows her brothers are such a disgrace, telling me how she may commite sucide if I didn't marry her... She cried that she can't visits her house again... that her only hope will be to start prostitution which she can't see herself do that nd that's why she is going to commite sucide if I eventually leave her, all her social media handle is full with my picture, including her profile pictures.

Please what advice do you have for me.... should I let go of this girl, I don't mind letting go all I have already spent...I just want to make sure I won't regret the marriage tomorrow...I have already discussed with my mom nd we plan on going her house officially by August ending..but I'm still very worried.

Matured advice please

All those telling you that you aren't ripe for marriage, you should ask them if they are married? If they are married are they happy in their marriages?
The way Nigeria is at the moment will there ever be a time when anyone will be ready for marriage?
My brother as long as you see no flaw in her personality then my advice will be to go ahead and marry her. The Northerners get married much earlier yet many of them are in marital bliss. The success of your marriage has nothing to do with your maturity but rather your support systems. Are her father and mother morally alright? Are they content with what they have even in their lack? For your mother to encourage you to marry her and your family OK with her are already enough signs that you've got a jewel. Only thing I'll advice right now is to test her with money. Start saving through her. Have a target of something extremely selfish you want for yourself and give her to keep. Let her know what ure saving it for. This way you will know if she can be trusted with much. If she passes my brother you have your answer.

Merely looking at this man it's clear he's a chain smoker. Particularly Igbo. Placing a drug adict in position of power. Buhari you try. Your time is up.

LEXYLOV:
By: Kingsley Omonobi – Abuja.



https://www-vanguardngr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/army-chief-yahaya-attends-church-service-says-well-destroy-insurgency-with-commitment-prayer-determination/?ation%2F

Kobojunkie:
1. Jesus Christ did not save(Salvation) you from sin. He instead saved you from Death, the punishment that was doled out by God Himself from our ancestor, Adam, to all those who are unbelievers. Hence the reason why after saving you from sin, you are given Eternal life(grace) - John 3 vs 1 - 21

If Jesus Christ had saved you from sin then the end result of Salvation should have been Holiness, instead of Eternal life - John 3 vs 16. Instead in order to become Holy in Him, Jesus Christ urges that you continue to submit to and obey His teachings and commandments - the Truth of God - instead so you can become a Son of God God this by Knowing His Truth and by being set free from bondage to sin by the Truth - John 8 vs 31 - 44

2. Sin is a choice made in disobedience of the teachings and commandments of God, God's very Truth and everyone who refuses to obey God's Law, Jesus Christ, sins against God and is not of God - John 14 vs 23 - 26

What the hell are you talking about? The soul that sinneth shall die. All men will die but anyone who believes that He is and that He's the firstborn and only begotten of the Father. All who believe will not perish but have everlasting life. You have only one ticket to eternal life and that is confession of your sins and believing that Yeshua is Lord of all and that He died that all may be saved. Its simple. If you don't believe you don't get access.

I just don't get what all the brouhaha is all about. Its simple logic. Jesus died for the sins of the world. As long as you believe He is your saviour then you are free from sin. Therefore sin cannot take you to hell. There is no one who doesn't continually errs or sins. As long as you believe then you are freed from the clutches of sin. SIN CANNOT TAKE YOU TO HELL. If you don't believe that He is then by all means you are condemned and hell bound. St John says anyone who believes does not sin. Why? Because you are covered.

ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1394557/sin-take-person-hell-pastor-abel-damina-video/

authority2006:
You quoted June 2017 post. It is around 14,500 naira now in Osun state. And we don't really grade oil here, just normal palm oil. No grade A, B or C being mentioned here up and down.

Oga oil comes in grades. The scent, taste, colour and kind of oil makes the price vary. Native palm oil is different in price and quality from the hybrids. Many people adulterate their palm oil. They source both good and bad palm oil, boil it together with added colour to improve its look. That's why it is very important to be sure of the source of your palm oil.

ademi87:
30 seconds man