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FoodRe: See The Antelope That Was Shot Dead By My Brother This Morning by sleekman(m): 12:53pm On Jun 20, 2020
that's not an antelope, that's a deer.
CrimeRe: Gracious David West Denies All Murder Charges Against Him by sleekman(m): 5:38pm On Feb 28, 2020
This title is so so wrong. He's not been found guilty yet until then he's a suspect.
EducationRe: Thomas Goodness Shekwobyalo: JAMB Orders ABU To Offer Girl Medicine by sleekman(m): 8:17pm On Jan 09, 2020
Elzak:
But some people who don't know how admission works in ABU were shouting religion up and down.

They will still come to comment without reading the post.

Modified

Some idiots have been on my mention. I won't reply them and the ones to come.
So you believe that cock and bull story from Jamb? From Jamb scores alone, it's clear she was the best from Niger state. They were clearly caught out over their islamisation agenda that hat been in the works for years. Is ABU trying to tell us that it's only 37 x 2(74) students they accepted to study medicine? We want them to declare the admissions list and the criteria for admittance.
CrimeRe: My Apartment Was Robbed In A Very Mysterious Way! by sleekman(m): 10:02am On Dec 27, 2019
etrange:
Police will not get your items back and they'll even charge you for the statement.... Sad but it's always good and advisable to report such things to the police cause it doesn't take time before you start hearing stuff like "... but did you report?"
Police work according to your pocket. If u want results pay well.
CrimeRe: My Apartment Was Robbed In A Very Mysterious Way! by sleekman(m): 9:57am On Dec 27, 2019
Mike4S:
No, I just packed in there
Report to the police and pay them to investigate the agent and owner of the house. Also, you probably dropped your key/s where it could easily be duplicated. I know some thieves move around with a set of master keys.
Another very important advice for you. Always change your locks when you change apartment or break up with an ex. Especially an ex u don't trust.
FamilyRe: How Can My Parents Evict My Troublesome Uncles? by sleekman(m): 2:39pm On Dec 05, 2019
I'll advice that your dad buys a half plot or quater plot if possible. Build 2 nos mini flats. Call for a meeting with the ummuna, have a written agreement and hand them the keys and documents after they've moved out. Give them a week to move their things out. If they don't agree then bring out the guns. It's all out war. Approach the state high court with a lawyer and have no mercy whatsoever. Even when they later turn around to beg, no mercy. Cut them off. They are devil's.
PoliticsRe: List Of Former Governors Jailed For Corruption by sleekman(m): 2:07pm On Dec 05, 2019
Fmr governor Lucky Igbinedion should be on that list. Plea bargain counts as conviction.
FamilyRe: How Do I Understand/satisfy My Husband? by sleekman(m): 9:57am On Nov 22, 2019
Na MUMU you be. I sure say you neva marry. Na people like you dey spoil another man food wen dey taste okay with plenty salt. Mtchew. Abeg carry your worwor go one corner jare.
MamaFryo:
I need to arrest your husband right away. That guy needs to be locked in the cell for his head to be correct. Tell him to kukuma kill you na! undecided


Let me book space here to hear from other people...
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan: Political Office, Public Fund Reveal Person's True Character by sleekman(m): 11:20am On Nov 16, 2019
LegendVibes:
Former President Goodluck Jonathan has accused Nigerian politicians of undermining the electoral system in Nigeria.

Jonathan who spoke in Port Harcourt during the presentation of a book by Gabriel Toby, a former deputy governor of Rivers on Thursday November 14, called for the adoption of electronic system of voting to curb electoral malpractices as he stated that the country would not have deteriorated to this point if people’s votes mattered.

He admitted that there is an assumption that every politician is useless but averred that people don't change when elected into public office. The Bayelsa-born politician insisted that what happens is we vote for people we do not know.

He said: “The assumption is that every politician is useless, but the question of whether people change when they are elected into public office is something political analysts, researchers should unravel.

“However, I believe that people do not change when they get into political office, rather we voted for people we do not know.

“It is difficult to know people until you give the person political office and public funds to spend, that’s when you know the true character of such fellow.

"Another key issue is that we do not vote people into leadership offices, they use different means to get into office.

“When we develop as a nation to a point where our votes count, when people vote who they believe in, the behaviour of politicians will change.”

http://igberetvnews.com/1138483/difficult-know-people-given-political-office-ex-president-jonathan/
I agree with you and that's why we need to incorporate blockchain into the e-voting process. This way no single or multiple individuals can manipulate the results.
RomanceRe: I Caught Her RedHanded Stealing, Deleting Her Chat From Phone, What Should I Do? by sleekman(m): 11:06am On Nov 16, 2019
horlahsunbo225:
This one pass me make i wait for the elders
Oga you don chop menses. Short and simple. grin cheesy grin
EducationRe: Chika Ofili's Mathematics Test: The Formula Of The 12-Year-Old Nigerian Boy by sleekman(m): 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
Abeg go sikodo go one corner. Which one you discover? Yeye thing

indoorlove:
He tried as a 12 years old boy. However there are many of such things on the internet. Rules of divisibility is the first thing you learn in number theory. I.e divisibility by 2,3.......11
CrimeRe: Corper Doctor Emmanuel Assaulted By Airforce Officers In Lagos by sleekman(m): 10:12am On Nov 12, 2019
My guy just apply and join the Air force. I swear all that rubbish go stop.
InvestmentRe: Should I Sell A Property And Go Into Business? by sleekman(m): 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2019
eddy1234:
OK friends ...I have a lot in my hands and I need matured advice not to make mistakes please... I lost my rich aunt last year ....she handed over her properties and two kids to me to take care ...(adopted.the girl is 20yrs .just finished jamb .the boy is 12yrs .just going into js1)

now I'm 39. not married.and lost my job 2months ago....no liquid cash left but I have in my custody 4 units of 3bedroom flats ....also a 6 bedroom duplex not yet finished so no tenant yet... since my aunt was so secretive I had to start looking for other houses she didn't say...I have found two in an estate .....somewhere...nobody knows about it but me.I'm yet to find out more properties about 4. I have a new kia sport age jeep too in my possession ....


now d demand for upkeep and school fees from these two kids is really eating me up...have to borrow pending wen tenants pay .late payment most times....

now I'm turn in between selling one of the houses I found out on code. 10million.just a small apartment....I know I can start life wit it.love most of the problems,look for more properties and complete the 6 bedroom duplex.... my question and fear is that should I sell it and start life or keep managing with tenant fee and late payment ..?
So I'm about to give you a million-dollar advice so I will expect some form of appreciation later. Just kidding.
Do not sell any of those properties. Time and circumstances changes people. Focus on your own game and use the proceeds of the rent to cater for your niece and nephew. Proceeds should be able to cater for their schooling and upkeep. If you can do a long lease on some other properties then do. If a tenant is owing more than year's rent then write the tenant a 6-months eviction notice and make sure the said tenant gets the letter in person.
If the uncompleted properties are in choice locations then get a developer to brake up that property into flats, and do a Redevelop, operate and transfer. How this works is this. The developer will agree the number of years he'll require to recoup his investment with some profit. Meanwhile after developing the property, he'll leave you one or two units of the flat as a form of lease for the number of years he's controlling the property. This leasehold might range from 7-12years depending on your bargaining power and the quality of materials that will be used during construction.
I find it hard to believe that your aunt has that number of properties and no money in her account. You better get in touch with a lawyer who will compel banks to disclose to you monies in those accounts although this is subject to who the beneficiaries of those accounts are of which I'm suspecting should be her kids.
NYSCRe: Corpers De-Kitted And Evicted From Ebonyi Camp For Refusing To Wear Trousers by sleekman(m): 9:48am On Nov 10, 2019
What happens to wearing skirts with shorts inside? What happened to wearing skirts with leggings? Na wa for those foolish officials. S these girls mean they prefer to show the colour of their pant and map of their abunani all in the name of sticking to their religion? Foolishness is unquantifiable.
CelebritiesRe: Tacha's Fans Donate TV, Washing Machine, Water Dispenser, AC To Her by sleekman(m): 9:43am On Nov 10, 2019
Dem no buy perfume and body deodorant for am too? Hehehehehehehehehe...
CelebritiesRe: Kechi Okwuchi Shows Her Bikini/Swimsuit Body by sleekman(m): 5:48pm On Nov 09, 2019
Abeg that slap needs to go lower.
danny56:
Sharrap.
RomanceRe: Man Returns Home To Meet His Friend In Boxers With Only His Girlfriend Around by sleekman(m): 9:12am On Nov 04, 2019
All of you blaming the guy are all very stupid. If it was the babes apartment then that's understandable but not inside his own apartment. Common guys, many of you would have done worse. Rubbish! The guy no mark im body? Yeye.
FamilyRe: Lady Cheats On Her Husband After Opening A Boutique For Her, Husband Beats Her by sleekman(m): 9:12pm On Oct 29, 2019
Another man on my matrimonial bed? The man is very nice Lord knows I would have done worse. Na here lawyers dey fit claim temporal insanity. She's extremely lucky. Hian!
CelebritiesRe: The Height On Eniafè Momodu And Adaora Ifeatu Soludo At Lagos Fashion Week by sleekman(m): 6:33pm On Oct 26, 2019
mii4u:
Wat do u think?
Maybe where she's mirroring
CelebritiesRe: The Height On Eniafè Momodu And Adaora Ifeatu Soludo At Lagos Fashion Week by sleekman(m): 12:24pm On Oct 26, 2019
mii4u:
He is too big
What part is too big? His height abi where the babe dey look? Hehehehehehe
BusinessRe: Resolve Your Meta-trader Platform Issues Here. Season 1 by sleekman(m): 2:48am On Oct 25, 2019
I've been having serious issues with Mt5 of late. Sometimes in the thick of trading activity, it just freezes up. Who else has got this issue? It's so annoying. I lost a large chunk this past month all because of freezing issues. Now I have to consider swinging instead of day trading I prefer.
RomanceRe: Man Surprises Girlfriend With Food, Wine As She Gets Home by sleekman(m): 1:23pm On Oct 22, 2019
Is it just me or does this setting look like a ritual sometin? lipsrsealed shockedgrin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Poses With Her G Wagon In A Corporate Outfit (Photos) by sleekman(m): 5:42pm On Oct 14, 2019
She definitely worked on that nose.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Your Tithe To The Church Or To The Needy: What The Bible Really Says by sleekman(m): 9:13am On Oct 14, 2019
I hate it when people choose to deceive other people just because they are lazy to read. Tithing is an old order. In the old order/commandment, tithes were 10% of your earnings for the year and you were supposed to use this tithe to feast with family, friends, loved ones, destitute, aliens(immigrants) those who lacked and the priests. In the 3rd year, you were to go to basically a place earmarked by God to feast and give a portion to the synagogue. It was to be stored for the priests, destitute, orphans, aliens, widows, elderly etc. etc. Read all of the book of Deuteronomy all of the 14th chapter especially 14:22, 14:28 and all of the book of Numbers chapter 18 especially the 26th verse.
Now in the new order, Christ has died for you. He has done all for you. He's paid the supreme price. You owe no one, no devourer, no spirit nothing, anything. You are a new creature. All things have passed away. You are free. This is the freedom Christ gives you. Freedom from blood offerings, freedom from sin, freedom from any kind of offering. You are truly free. He who the Son of God has set free is free indeed. So please let no one deceive you as to why you must tithe. You are only to give as you want, not grudgingly, not compelled, but as being led by the Spirit. Christ came to do away with the old order and install a new one.
PoliticsRe: FG Signs $3.9bn Deal With Chinese Firm For Abuja-itakpe Railway Construction by sleekman(m): 9:10pm On Oct 10, 2019
This contract needs probing I swear. A rail track thats already complete from Warri-Aladja to Itakpe is what they want to spend $4b on? Who will save us from this? This contract needs to be probed.
HealthRe: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by sleekman(m): 1:06am On Oct 08, 2019
You can get fulcin to buy in most drug stores but I think theirs is 100mg. The American type is small, purer and if I'm not mistaken 50mg. If you know someone in the US or perhaps the UK then you get it.
amamkingchimex:
do you gave any idea where i can get it around lagos or enugu and how much it costs?
HealthRe: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by sleekman(m): 11:49am On Oct 07, 2019
The eczema is already in your blooddtream. When it enters your blood it becomes very difficult to fight. You need to find a way to buy the American version of FULCIN. They are very small tablets and you take them 1-1 that is one tablet, once a day everyday for a month. It will slowly kill the eczema in your bloodstream permanently. Goodluck.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gave Me A Deadline To Break Up by sleekman(m): 1:05pm On Oct 03, 2019
I think she's on pressure
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Mercy And Diane Accused Of Lesbianism, Here’s Why (video) by sleekman(m): 8:34pm On Sep 30, 2019
Guy you go kpeme before your time. Nairaland N50m? You dey smoke goat shit?

Xclusiveme:
Nairaland should stop bringing up nonsense irrelevant post on front page. wish I had upto 50million naira to buy this forum off Seun

CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Shoot Man Dead In Lokoja( Graphic Photos) by sleekman(m): 2:27pm On Sep 30, 2019
Going by these pictures, I strongly doubt he was shot by armed robbers. That looks like a smuggled car. He's wearing a military cardigan so I suspect he was smuggling in that car. He must have been stopped by the customs or whatever, he refused to stop, and was shot at from the rear (4 O clock). Thats a single bullet shot most likely from a 16mm rifle most likely an AK47. The question now is why lie about this? Why cover it up? What are they hiding?

zoba88:
A man was shot dead by armed robbers in Lokoja.The identity of the deceased is yet to be known.

See more photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/09/armed-robbers-shoot-man-dead-in.html?m=1
FamilyRe: My Wife Tricked Into Marrying Her After Discovering She is HIV Positive by sleekman(m): 3:19pm On Sep 27, 2019
Hobbsandshaw:
She wasn't even pregnant, she staged the pregnancy.She went as far as getting fake pregnancy test and results and pressured into doing the traditional marriage because according to her,her parents must not know she gets pregnant out of wedlock.
As for the drug,I honestly don't know how she was doing it.
From the way you replied that mofo I know that ure a chicken. You need some street smartness. Imagine the rubbish she said and you answered her like that. Guy if you like yourself then you better seize to sleep with that lady ASAP. Infact don't sleep in the room together. Don't eat anything prepared by her. If she tries to make noise put her in her place and tell her, the best choice before her is to get a divorce. Treat her like a complete stranger because she's evil. Make arrangements to get your own place. Let her evil remain with her. After all she might have 20yrs to go. Be as close to your kids as possible and sideline the idiot. I dey vex seriously on your behalf. Person pikin won't do this to me and I wouldn't detach immediately. Say na who die? An apology would not do. Cry me a river isn't enough. Thank God, and move on with your life. Don't tell her it's over. Just ignore her. Stay as far away as possible from her. No bed sharing, pillow or lounge talk. Keep calls to less than 20secs. Buy baby stuff urself. My guy you are at war. You've got a devil beside you.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Cursed With "Visionless" Governors by sleekman(m): 7:24am On Sep 21, 2019
Finally, the truth

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