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Celebrities › Re: The Height On Eniafè Momodu And Adaora Ifeatu Soludo At Lagos Fashion Week by sleekman(m): 12:24pm On Oct 26, 2019
mii4u:
He is too big
What part is too big? His height abi where the babe dey look? Hehehehehehe
Business › Re: Resolve Your Meta-trader Platform Issues Here. Season 1 by sleekman(m): 2:48am On Oct 25, 2019
I've been having serious issues with Mt5 of late. Sometimes in the thick of trading activity, it just freezes up. Who else has got this issue? It's so annoying. I lost a large chunk this past month all because of freezing issues. Now I have to consider swinging instead of day trading I prefer.
Romance › Re: Man Surprises Girlfriend With Food, Wine As She Gets Home by sleekman(m): 1:23pm On Oct 22, 2019
Is it just me or does this setting look like a ritual sometin? lipsrsealed shockedgrin cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy Poses With Her G Wagon In A Corporate Outfit (Photos) by sleekman(m): 5:42pm On Oct 14, 2019
She definitely worked on that nose.
Christianity Etc › Re: Giving Your Tithe To The Church Or To The Needy: What The Bible Really Says by sleekman(m): 9:13am On Oct 14, 2019
I hate it when people choose to deceive other people just because they are lazy to read. Tithing is an old order. In the old order/commandment, tithes were 10% of your earnings for the year and you were supposed to use this tithe to feast with family, friends, loved ones, destitute, aliens(immigrants) those who lacked and the priests. In the 3rd year, you were to go to basically a place earmarked by God to feast and give a portion to the synagogue. It was to be stored for the priests, destitute, orphans, aliens, widows, elderly etc. etc. Read all of the book of Deuteronomy all of the 14th chapter especially 14:22, 14:28 and all of the book of Numbers chapter 18 especially the 26th verse.
Now in the new order, Christ has died for you. He has done all for you. He's paid the supreme price. You owe no one, no devourer, no spirit nothing, anything. You are a new creature. All things have passed away. You are free. This is the freedom Christ gives you. Freedom from blood offerings, freedom from sin, freedom from any kind of offering. You are truly free. He who the Son of God has set free is free indeed. So please let no one deceive you as to why you must tithe. You are only to give as you want, not grudgingly, not compelled, but as being led by the Spirit. Christ came to do away with the old order and install a new one.
Politics › Re: FG Signs $3.9bn Deal With Chinese Firm For Abuja-itakpe Railway Construction by sleekman(m): 9:10pm On Oct 10, 2019
This contract needs probing I swear. A rail track thats already complete from Warri-Aladja to Itakpe is what they want to spend $4b on? Who will save us from this? This contract needs to be probed.
Health › Re: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by sleekman(m): 1:06am On Oct 08, 2019
You can get fulcin to buy in most drug stores but I think theirs is 100mg. The American type is small, purer and if I'm not mistaken 50mg. If you know someone in the US or perhaps the UK then you get it.
amamkingchimex:
do you gave any idea where i can get it around lagos or enugu and how much it costs?
Health › Re: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by sleekman(m): 11:49am On Oct 07, 2019
The eczema is already in your blooddtream. When it enters your blood it becomes very difficult to fight. You need to find a way to buy the American version of FULCIN. They are very small tablets and you take them 1-1 that is one tablet, once a day everyday for a month. It will slowly kill the eczema in your bloodstream permanently. Goodluck.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Gave Me A Deadline To Break Up by sleekman(m): 1:05pm On Oct 03, 2019
I think she's on pressure
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Mercy And Diane Accused Of Lesbianism, Here’s Why (video) by sleekman(m): 8:34pm On Sep 30, 2019
Guy you go kpeme before your time. Nairaland N50m? You dey smoke goat shit?

Xclusiveme:
Nairaland should stop bringing up nonsense irrelevant post on front page. wish I had upto 50million naira to buy this forum off Seun

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Shoot Man Dead In Lokoja( Graphic Photos) by sleekman(m): 2:27pm On Sep 30, 2019
Going by these pictures, I strongly doubt he was shot by armed robbers. That looks like a smuggled car. He's wearing a military cardigan so I suspect he was smuggling in that car. He must have been stopped by the customs or whatever, he refused to stop, and was shot at from the rear (4 O clock). Thats a single bullet shot most likely from a 16mm rifle most likely an AK47. The question now is why lie about this? Why cover it up? What are they hiding?

zoba88:
A man was shot dead by armed robbers in Lokoja.The identity of the deceased is yet to be known.

See more photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/09/armed-robbers-shoot-man-dead-in.html?m=1
Family › Re: My Wife Tricked Into Marrying Her After Discovering She is HIV Positive by sleekman(m): 3:19pm On Sep 27, 2019
Hobbsandshaw:
She wasn't even pregnant, she staged the pregnancy.She went as far as getting fake pregnancy test and results and pressured into doing the traditional marriage because according to her,her parents must not know she gets pregnant out of wedlock.
As for the drug,I honestly don't know how she was doing it.
From the way you replied that mofo I know that ure a chicken. You need some street smartness. Imagine the rubbish she said and you answered her like that. Guy if you like yourself then you better seize to sleep with that lady ASAP. Infact don't sleep in the room together. Don't eat anything prepared by her. If she tries to make noise put her in her place and tell her, the best choice before her is to get a divorce. Treat her like a complete stranger because she's evil. Make arrangements to get your own place. Let her evil remain with her. After all she might have 20yrs to go. Be as close to your kids as possible and sideline the idiot. I dey vex seriously on your behalf. Person pikin won't do this to me and I wouldn't detach immediately. Say na who die? An apology would not do. Cry me a river isn't enough. Thank God, and move on with your life. Don't tell her it's over. Just ignore her. Stay as far away as possible from her. No bed sharing, pillow or lounge talk. Keep calls to less than 20secs. Buy baby stuff urself. My guy you are at war. You've got a devil beside you.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Cursed With "Visionless" Governors by sleekman(m): 7:24am On Sep 21, 2019
Finally, the truth
Nairaland General › Re: Black Snake Attacks Laborer, Spits Venom Into His Eyes (Photos) by sleekman(m): 6:00pm On Sep 17, 2019
Naughtysite:
They scatter the snake NECK sotay, you dey call am cobra.
Nope. A Cobra is the only black snake in Nigeria that spits. A boa constrictor spits too but then its much larger.
Nairaland General › Re: Black Snake Attacks Laborer, Spits Venom Into His Eyes (Photos) by sleekman(m): 4:38pm On Sep 17, 2019
That's a Cobra. His eyes are gonna hurt for a while. He should thank his lucky stars that he wasn't bitten.
Education › Re: Covenant University Increases Tuition For New Students by sleekman(m): 10:47pm On Aug 27, 2019
TruthinAction:
I feel it's too high for a school that belongs to a ministry. That means most of the members who even pay tithe can't afford it. It seems to be solely for profit making.
I used to think so but look at the breakdown and let me know if that's still the case
Education › Re: Covenant University Increases Tuition For New Students by sleekman(m): 10:45pm On Aug 27, 2019
fullofgrace:
I advised parents to avoid sending their children to such schools rather they should look for cheap university abroad and send them. Where they can be exposed to opportunities and most likely employment.
Spending such amount of money in Nigeria university is not encouraging. Nigerian need more of skills acquisition than certificate.
abeg which school abroad costs $3000? Even the schools that are free requires $5000 as proof to show u can sustain yourself.
Sports › Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by sleekman(m): 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2019
youngprofdguru:
We truly needed Pogba at Madrid, Kroos and Modric are worn out. We need s fresh and agile blood like Pogba.
If ure a true Madrid fan u should know that Pogba is bad news in that team. There are far better midfield generals rightly priced than Pogba.
Travel › Re: Benin-Warri Road Is Bad, Movement Halted (Photos) by sleekman(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2019
Printerscanner:
The money in James Ibori's accounts all over the world can fix all the roads in the South South just as Tinubu can single handedly fix all South West roads. Our looting elites are our enemies.
You are very stupid. Your mumu cow herder is siphoning our oil money to his village yet you expect a state to execute a federal project. Ori O da!
Literature › Re: The Complete James Hardly Chase Novels In Epub, Pdf And Mobi Formats by sleekman(m): 5:38pm On Jul 26, 2019
This isn't complete. There are 93 known James Hardy's books.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Sued By Ibezim Prosper Chimdindu For Getting N2.8m Without Showingup by sleekman(m): 1:41pm On Jul 24, 2019
OboOlora:
He has used the money to pay shop rent for Titi at Fola Osibo.

Stupid boy. Lola is probably the only one that doesn’t know how you flew her to Atlanta to have you daughter.
Now this is news. Wow!
Politics › Re: Precious Owolabi Is Dead: Channels TV Reporter Shot During Shiites-Police Clash by sleekman(m): 11:26pm On Jul 22, 2019
yesloaded:
Sending inexperienced corper to cover such?

Channels TV got it wrong here except the young man is not on official duty

Journalism has stages & there are things newbie will not be able to handle no matter how brilliant you are in school.

Field experienced is quite different from knowledge you acquired in school


huh
My friend shut the hell up.
Politics › Re: Police Shoot At Shiite Protesters (Graphics Photo) by sleekman(m): 8:55pm On Jul 22, 2019
thesicilian:
I'm sure the agents of these terrorists organizations are on social media platforms. They make it seem like they were on a peaceful demonstration, conveniently hiding the fact that they were trying to exchange bullets with the highly unprofessional Nigerian police.
Na mumu u be. Ewu lama
Travel › Re: Seven Ways To Beat, Survive Lagos Traffic by sleekman(m): 1:16pm On Jul 17, 2019
Always carry a knife or cutlass with you in your car. If you can afford it buy a stun gun and have these items readily available. Monitor passersby.
Monitor other cars around you.
Always listen to your music/radio on the low.
Avoid your cellphone/Smartphone because they can take your attention away.
Monitor your side and rear views constantly even while listening to music.
Always drive defensively. Give some allowance for maneuvering while you drive.
If you're in the habit of picking up strangers then visually scan your hikers or passengers. Especially monitor their bags and around their abdomen if they are concealing anything. If something looks suspicious inquire. If not satisfied ask to see the content, if you are met with a refusal then disembark the passenger.
Romance › Re: Pakistani Man And His Best Friend Dating The Same Lady (Photos) by sleekman(m): 5:28pm On Jul 15, 2019
these guys look gay to me. They are probably doing a full party.
profjustine458:
Lol
Phones › Re: Huawei CEO Reveals Android Alternative, Claiming It’s 60 Per Cent Faster by sleekman(m): 8:17am On Jul 10, 2019
ugwum007:
Just release the SDK to us or open source everything.
they don't need to. It's also Linux based so u got multiple operability
Phones › Re: Huawei CEO Reveals Android Alternative, Claiming It’s 60 Per Cent Faster by sleekman(m): 8:15am On Jul 10, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
Android deserves another competitive OS that will give it a run for it's life.

Android is now growing into a pompous fool that doesn't give no bleeping fvck about it's users. They took away the microSD app storage in their latest versions. SD is now almost useless on android for the common users except for tech guys who could find their ways around devices. They also took away some good things that we enjoy in the older android versions.

In no time, your internal memory becomes full, phone begins to hang and drag, you can't install new apps and if you seek help online, you'll discover every other white nigga using android is as pissed as you're. Fvck android.
Oga try using a Huawei Y9 or the latest Huawei P30 and thank me later. Even with the android it doesn't hang.
Agriculture › Re: Reduce Farm Labour Cost : Get Powered Mini Weeder/cutter by sleekman(m): 11:53pm On Jul 08, 2019
excanny:
Circular blade for cutting trees.
Don't waste your time on using the circular blade for cutting trees. Rather, buy the motor saw blade head. I have a 43cc engine and I used the circular blade on my plantation. What a labourious task. I rather want to concentrate on getting a used bobcat with a Seppi M attachment.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For Farm Workers by sleekman(op): 11:45pm On Jul 08, 2019
Still looking for casual workers. Respond if you can get people across Central and East Africa
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Have Taken Over Our Farmlands; They Kill Rape Our People— Delta by sleekman(m): 3:54pm On Jul 06, 2019
I don't like all this kind of lamentations. Assuming the herdsmen carry guns and odeshi, are their cows carrying same? Kill the damn cows and they will flee.
Phones › Re: Does Small Generator Damage Your Phone's Battery? by sleekman(m): 1:47pm On Jul 06, 2019
You are very wrong in your assessment. The problem with 'I better pass my neighbour' is purely this. The switch function that is absent. Any generator that hasn't got a switch button or a faulty switch button is liable to cause untold damage. Be it blown bulbs, blown batteries or faulty charging pins, etc.
When you start a generator, the switch button is supposed to be off. The generator should only be switched on to supply current after 30secs to 3mins depending on the age of the generator and capacity. IBPMN doesn't have a switch button. As soon as you start it, it starts supplying current. In all generators, it's written starting rate which is higher in value and the running rate. Appliances are not meant to be on when this starting rate kicks in. When the generator normalises to the running rate that's when the switch button should be turned on.

Second, Generators are meant to be run on 50% of their capacity for longevity. Say you buy a 2.5KVA generator, then the actual load should be 1.25KVA. If I was to use a 2.5KVA gen with a 1.1KW freezer, then I'll turn off all other appliances, turn on the freezer and after 2-4mins(depending on the freezer) turn on other lower loads. Mind you,1.1KW freezer only leaves you with 200W of energy for other appliances.

Third, If you must use a IBPMN then have a switch button between the gen and the load. So the procedure will be to take out heavy loads, Installed Switch button off->Start Gen->Wait for a min->Switch on installed switch.
Health › Re: A Sickler Shares How He Survives Sickle Cell Anemia (Photo) by sleekman(m): 8:53pm On Jun 20, 2019
Magnifico2000:
What if you can't get an AA girl that will love you?
My guy just hide dat prick inside rubber if you don't want a life of despair. This guy warn you, you no wan take. Kontinu.
If you meet a girl then ask for her genotype otherwise your own epistle go long pass this one. The worst part of it is that you no go fit write your own come out in public because you go remember say one fine warrior bobo warned you.

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