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Naughtysite:
They scatter the snake NECK sotay, you dey call am cobra.

Nope. A Cobra is the only black snake in Nigeria that spits. A boa constrictor spits too but then its much larger.

That's a Cobra. His eyes are gonna hurt for a while. He should thank his lucky stars that he wasn't bitten.

TruthinAction:
I feel it's too high for a school that belongs to a ministry. That means most of the members who even pay tithe can't afford it. It seems to be solely for profit making.

I used to think so but look at the breakdown and let me know if that's still the case

fullofgrace:
I advised parents to avoid sending their children to such schools rather they should look for cheap university abroad and send them. Where they can be exposed to opportunities and most likely employment.
Spending such amount of money in Nigeria university is not encouraging. Nigerian need more of skills acquisition than certificate.

abeg which school abroad costs $3000? Even the schools that are free requires $5000 as proof to show u can sustain yourself.

youngprofdguru:
We truly needed Pogba at Madrid, Kroos and Modric are worn out. We need s fresh and agile blood like Pogba.

If ure a true Madrid fan u should know that Pogba is bad news in that team. There are far better midfield generals rightly priced than Pogba.

Printerscanner:
The money in James Ibori's accounts all over the world can fix all the roads in the South South just as Tinubu can single handedly fix all South West roads. Our looting elites are our enemies.

You are very stupid. Your mumu cow herder is siphoning our oil money to his village yet you expect a state to execute a federal project. Ori O da!

OboOlora:
He has used the money to pay shop rent for Titi at Fola Osibo.

Stupid boy. Lola is probably the only one that doesn’t know how you flew her to Atlanta to have you daughter.

Now this is news. Wow!

yesloaded:
Sending inexperienced corper to cover such?

Channels TV got it wrong here except the young man is not on official duty

Journalism has stages & there are things newbie will not be able to handle no matter how brilliant you are in school.

Field experienced is quite different from knowledge you acquired in school

My friend shut the hell up.

thesicilian:
I'm sure the agents of these terrorists organizations are on social media platforms. They make it seem like they were on a peaceful demonstration, conveniently hiding the fact that they were trying to exchange bullets with the highly unprofessional Nigerian police.

Na mumu u be. Ewu lama

Always carry a knife or cutlass with you in your car. If you can afford it buy a stun gun and have these items readily available. Monitor passersby.
Monitor other cars around you.
Always listen to your music/radio on the low.
Avoid your cellphone/Smartphone because they can take your attention away.
Monitor your side and rear views constantly even while listening to music.
Always drive defensively. Give some allowance for maneuvering while you drive.
If you're in the habit of picking up strangers then visually scan your hikers or passengers. Especially monitor their bags and around their abdomen if they are concealing anything. If something looks suspicious inquire. If not satisfied ask to see the content, if you are met with a refusal then disembark the passenger.

these guys look gay to me. They are probably doing a full party.

profjustine458:
Lol

ugwum007:
Just release the SDK to us or open source everything.

they don't need to. It's also Linux based so u got multiple operability

Gratefulheart01:
Android deserves another competitive OS that will give it a run for it's life.

Android is now growing into a pompous fool that doesn't give no bleeping fvck about it's users. They took away the microSD app storage in their latest versions. SD is now almost useless on android for the common users except for tech guys who could find their ways around devices. They also took away some good things that we enjoy in the older android versions.

In no time, your internal memory becomes full, phone begins to hang and drag, you can't install new apps and if you seek help online, you'll discover every other white nigga using android is as pissed as you're. Fvck android.

Oga try using a Huawei Y9 or the latest Huawei P30 and thank me later. Even with the android it doesn't hang.

excanny:
Circular blade for cutting trees.

Don't waste your time on using the circular blade for cutting trees. Rather, buy the motor saw blade head. I have a 43cc engine and I used the circular blade on my plantation. What a labourious task. I rather want to concentrate on getting a used bobcat with a Seppi M attachment.

Still looking for casual workers. Respond if you can get people across Central and East Africa

I don't like all this kind of lamentations. Assuming the herdsmen carry guns and odeshi, are their cows carrying same? Kill the damn cows and they will flee.

You are very wrong in your assessment. The problem with 'I better pass my neighbour' is purely this. The switch function that is absent. Any generator that hasn't got a switch button or a faulty switch button is liable to cause untold damage. Be it blown bulbs, blown batteries or faulty charging pins, etc.
When you start a generator, the switch button is supposed to be off. The generator should only be switched on to supply current after 30secs to 3mins depending on the age of the generator and capacity. IBPMN doesn't have a switch button. As soon as you start it, it starts supplying current. In all generators, it's written starting rate which is higher in value and the running rate. Appliances are not meant to be on when this starting rate kicks in. When the generator normalises to the running rate that's when the switch button should be turned on.

Second, Generators are meant to be run on 50% of their capacity for longevity. Say you buy a 2.5KVA generator, then the actual load should be 1.25KVA. If I was to use a 2.5KVA gen with a 1.1KW freezer, then I'll turn off all other appliances, turn on the freezer and after 2-4mins(depending on the freezer) turn on other lower loads. Mind you,1.1KW freezer only leaves you with 200W of energy for other appliances.

Third, If you must use a IBPMN then have a switch button between the gen and the load. So the procedure will be to take out heavy loads, Installed Switch button off->Start Gen->Wait for a min->Switch on installed switch.

Magnifico2000:
What if you can't get an AA girl that will love you?

My guy just hide dat prick inside rubber if you don't want a life of despair. This guy warn you, you no wan take. Kontinu.
If you meet a girl then ask for her genotype otherwise your own epistle go long pass this one. The worst part of it is that you no go fit write your own come out in public because you go remember say one fine warrior bobo warned you.

bixton:
It's a simple technique to those who know original palm oil.
We use a clean stick or pipe to insert into the 25litre can, and check for the colour difference and residue that stays on the stick/pipe upon removal.

I guessed u were going to say this. This technique doesn't always work. Some dyes aren't so obvious that way.

Dottore:
Virtually 90% of palm oil sold in South West, North East and West are fake.

They vendors mix it with all manner of things in a place usually different front the point of sales.

Sadly, this is very true. Perhaps I should start marketing and selling mine online.

bixton:
Are you a palm oil producer or seller?

From where I come from and where we buy mostly nobody will let you try that.
Though there are other methods we use to test such and for those buying in large quantities.

Yes I'm a producer. That's very good if they do in your area. I think that's the next step where I am. Perhaps you should share with us the method for discovering tainted palm oil in your area.

Abati60:
Hmmm,may he not get reelected

Story! Even the democrats know they've got serious work at their hands. Why you may ask. He's kept his promises. I think far more than any in US history.

A very large proportion of palm oil in Nigeria is tainted with dye. It's a very sad reality. No matter how bad it gets, I can never taint palm oil I produce. People do all sorts to make fast money these days. People erroneously believe that the redder and more good looking the palm oil is, the better. Mehn you are so wrong. Let me educate most of you on how to buy original palm oil.
1. Smell the palm oil. Palm oil has a faint sometimes a bit more pronounced roasted smell. You may not get this smell from pronounced producers like Okomu, Presco, etc because they use a different process to purify and dehydrate their oils.
2. Palm oil at room temperature will have a viscous bottom layer, semi-viscous middle layer, and a less viscous top layer.
3. The colour of the bottom layer is a shade lighter than the middle which in turn is a shade lighter than the top.
Take a white piece of paper, a spoon, a small container like a small tomato tin and about 10-30cl of water along with you to the market.
Tell the seller to stir the palm oil in the container and after that, take just a spoon of the oil and mix with a spoon of water. After stirring pour the mixture on the paper. If there is dye in it then you should see water and dye separated from the oil across the paper.

SeunStats:
Trump Best US President Ever After Lincoln And Reagan

After Lincoln period. Some might argue he's the best.

fikiman7000:
Apart from the boa constrictor,all other snakes are venomous and from this snake look,its not a boa constrictor,boa are not as long as this

Oga abeg just go and hide somewhere. No be by force to comment.

Sorry O! Please whats the difference between venomous and poisonous? Please someone out there should really educate me.

xtophy1:
Please, i'm a graduate of Electrical Engineering(2.1). I am into solar system and CCTV installation. I am in dire need of a job anywhere in Abuja. I stay in Gwarimpa, Abuja. Please help, I'm tired of sitting at home for long now. Please, help a soul

08130543200

Oga stop looking for a job. Rather, you should be advertising what you can do. Use to look for good but cheap materials. Get your sources ready and blast the internet with your business. Everybody started small. If along the way you get a much better job all well and good. No dull yasef

Afospecialk:
I wonder how some people believe only orthodox treatment can cure their bailment when original herbal mixture can perform better




I give any kind of DIABETES patient just 4 weeks of treatment, You will be totally cured of DIABETES



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Na so u go dey make mouth.

Younghacka:
My Dad Is Diabetic And He Has Been Having Issues With A Choice Of Swallow.


Eba(Garri) And Loi-Loi(Fufu) Are Out Of The Equation Because Of Their High Starch Content.

He Was Using Plantain Flour But He Complained Of Constipation And He Stopped Using It. . . He Was Also Using Wheat Flour But He Stopped Due To Some Health Complications (I Think Something Concerning Blood Group O+).

Any Advice Or Experience Will Be Appreciated.


P.S: For Some Months Now He Has Not Eaten Swallow, Just Diabetic Rice And Other Food Suitable For Diabetics, But We Are Nigerians And Man Must Swallow.

He can do a combination of flours. Rice flour(our local varieties) combined with plantain flour, corn flour combined with plantain flour/wheat/oats.
In any case he should be doing 4times more soup than the swallow. Yoruba's aren't in the habit of taking plenty soup with their swallow. Apologies to my Yoruba brothers. No harm intended. There is Eldris oats. Head to mile 12 market if you're in Lagos. Buy pure wheat. You can blend it there in the market. You can also blend with others too. Yam, plantain, corn, millet etc.
Another thing is to purchase lime or lemon. Dice it up and put in drinking water. He should drink that while eating. He should also form the habit of taking tea after meals. Helps with digestion too. I suspect your dad might be having ulcer or heartburns. He needs to see a specialist doctor fast. If he likes beans then parboil the beans just like you do rice. That greatly reduces the constipation/heartburn. His swallow should be about the size of a childs clenched fist.

Newguyhere:
guys please I seriously need suggestions on what inverter to buy.
I want advice from someone who currently uses one.. Pls comment on this thread if you have little time to spare, it would mean a lot to me.


https://www.nairaland.com/5236441/inverters-worth-it

This is your lucky day. Get in touch with these guys. So far they've got the best inverters in town. Currently using the 1.2KVA inverter.
https://jp2solarpower.com/ They are based in Awka but I think they have a Lagos representative.

Asquare84:
the same thing happen to my late mother, she had an accident and spent six month in the hospital, all hope were gone and doctor recommend amputation of her leg, not until one man recommend taking my mother to one traditional bone setter in kogi state. my brother in less than a month my mother start working normally

My brother you took words off my mouth. Those Kogi state bonesetters Sabi no be small. They are the best in the country. If you suffer a fracture do not allow any bonesetter rebreak your bone. If you do, you will regret it. Ebelle and Ogwa in Edo state used to be good in bones erring but now most of them are 419. Had someone who fell from a palm tree. He spent a month plus and he was going no where. He went to Kogi state and without even wrapping the hand, he was as good as new in a week.