₦airaland Forum

helsinkiman: Hello everyone, thanks for your educative posts. Please I am contemplating to acquire 2 acres of land for future purposes. However, in order not to allow the land fallow and also to be able to secure the land, I am contemplating to plant either plantain tree or cassava on it. Please which is more beneficial. Thanks

where's d land located? Perhaps we can be of mutual help 2 eachother.

ayusco85: Yaba left escapee. Yeye dey smell

Abeg suck in that ur smelly tongue jior! Ur saliva equal 10 ebola patients

Direct instruction?

ayusco85: Another deranged fellow on the prowl. Its ur father that is mad. Cow like u. Can't u quote someone without insulting? Do u even ve manners at all?

Who is the bigger mumu nw? Ewu

See this ebola carrier and transmitter. Mtchew!

princewilordu: Please fellow nairalanders what's your advice on forex trading, because am about to venture into it, with part of my savings just started a tutorial class.

if u must trade forex then commit these rules 2 heart.

1. Know every forex jargon like d back of ur palm
2. Learn every trade system there's 2 learn and formulate urs.
3. Never live trade with real money until after a year
4. Paper trade continuously every weekday and grasp d principles.
5. Learn and develop ur own trading strategy which are
-Money management
-Trading methodology
6. Never trade above 4% on any single trade and never trade above 25% of ur total portfolio.

Keep these to heart and u can never lose in d long-run. I'll recommend Vince Ralph's books on money management, W.D Gann's books on strategy. With these u can develop a winning strategy that the mathematical expectation of d strategy is above 1.1 every month.
Goodluck

bece: Those are called dessert cakes here

eeehn! Ok! Better person. U sabi do am?

pitipom: Thanks ibizgirl for this. I'm dutifully following ur blog. Looking forward to more recipes.
Oga sweden,there are uncountable cake recipes online abeg,its obvious you know about only this sweden one. if u feel sweden cake is the best,share the recipe here and stop running down someone else's recipe.
Sweden cake ko, Ijebu cake ni. Mshewwww.

ha! Mo gbe Mo daran! Ijebu garri ni

mamachops: Now that we know you have been to sweden, can we hear word?? ... When you eat fruit cake from the cake boss you should also come and inform us..

Obviously you dont bake, otherwise you will know tbere are variations in cakes....there are hundreds of fruit cake recipe. no matter the fruits u choose to use, they will fall into a batter mix as in the recipe above. You only need to order your choice variation from your vendor.....so don't say, you have not seen real fruit cake here..... simply because you don't know what a fruit cake is. the fruit combination should be as you desire.....from citrus to berries and all.....

by the way, ibizgirl welldone.....

Madam I don't need 2 bake na? U ladies should give us natural fruit cakes and not that wannabe cake u call cake. Be innovative and u'll make killer cakes I assure u. By d way those 'Swedish fruit cakes' eh! Will blow ur panties off.

breadplanets: Hahahahahaha..... You've been to sweden before and you ate afang soup there. Standing ovation... Now make we hear abeg.

thanx 4d ovation. Thank u, thank u, thank u. I want 2 thank God 4 his mercies... No be only Sweden I don reach O! The list long but no carry fruit flavoured cake dey come my side O! After unu go say unu sabi cook/bake. Even rat go vomit dat ur concussion

ayusco85: How come goodluck only commissions projects in PDP states? So APC states should go to hell I hate nigerian politics

**Goodluck jonathan, diving Nigeria across ethinic and political line since 2009***

Ure very madt. No be who invite e go go? Besides wasn't he in Nassarawa? Na PDP state be dat? Ur mumu get power with squared capacity. Mtchew

breadplanets: and im sure you see afang soup in sweden too? Abeg make we hear word.

I know u ladies hate it when a man cooks better than u. Funny enough I eat Afang and any type of soup there. There are African shops there.

GboyegaD: How does killing her and himself change the fact that they are infected? It is my opinion anyways and you are entitled to yours as well.

what killing her does is by stopping her from being a bio-weapon.

GboyegaD: This is just sheer ignorance on the part of the silly husband.

whose ignorance? D man's or yours? Kudos 2d man 4 removing that idiot. So that's how another man will just be infected and she'll be busy passing it around. Wickedness 4rm d pit of hell. Mtchewww

ibizgirl: To garnish the cake or in the cake?

d fruits are d cake. U should checkout d recipe online. The cake will blow ur mind out. That's what I call a cake.

All of u looking 4 money doublers I'll recommend money management book by Vince Ralph. If u desire 2 embark on such enormous risks then I'll advice you choose a money management style. Never invest more than 4% of ur available fund with only one money doubler. If he's that good he'll perform his magic. If he's not then uve lost only 4% instead of everything.

sunnymimo: I am a full time currency trader in England. Majorly trade AUD/JPY and AUD/USD on hourly basis binary option.I can promise 15% interest per week.

15%/week whao! Ur drawdowns go need person with strong mind O! Isn't that 2 aggressive? Omo u go wound O!

fxpert: i would tell u to live it for you cant use it but for only monitoring your trade. if you want assistance on forex call me my name levis for free training exclussive. 07032610390 or 08082854594

I believe u gave him d best advice. However, he chose 2 ignore. To trade forex like a pro u need mt4 or mt5 installed on windows 8pro 32 or 64bit, windows 7 and lower 2 windows XP. U can also trade on Mac OS. Trading on any of d androids, ipads, windows RT will limit ur trading scope. U can effectively monitor ur trades with these but u can't effectively take decisions with them. I would have advised u 2 buy Hp envy X2 or Hp sphere X2. These are transformers/hybrids that can be tablets as well as laptops.

Fruit cakes in Sweden are no way near what u posted. Real fruits are used. Strawberry, kewt, blueberries etc. I'm yet 2c a real fruit cake in 9ja.

I no sabi cook O! Na talk talk b my work 4 kitchen though my people say my wife go get wahala if she no sabi cook. My tongue fit differentiate when maggi, crayfish, salt or anyother thing wen suppose dey wetin I dey chop.

Hmmm! Na this one u dey call fruit cake? Abeg go 2 Sweden and ask 4 fruit cake then come tell me d difference.

gladpresh: shoo.....

dem wan add virus to chi-chi's movie
Diaris God oooooooo

she herself na virus sef. She's fast losing her way and appeal.

tomiobj: . Tastes lyk shitt.

it tastes like shyt when u stir immediately after adding d egg. Let d egg be for about 5mins b4 stirring. Except of course some winchy dey pursue u with egg

I love this woman. Baby I love you. Will you marry me I love this woman. Baby I love you. Will you marry me I love this woman. Baby I love you. Will you marry me

saiprojects: i love your method, I also have a similar post for cooking noodles this way, yum yum :-)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y43tfs23Sl4?list=UU7acI0vCWJ_abEhQOm0CmyA

Ok I knew a good cook will respond when he/she sees wot I wrote. I wouldn't mind 2 dine with u madam. Sorry na 9ja I dey and na BB I dey use. Etisalat stingy pass anything that comes 2 mind

Its clear he doesn't wanna date u. He just wants a good time. So say yes 2 him but don't have sex with him. As long as he's living next 2u na that time e go know say Konji na bastard.

Somethings aren't clear 2 me. From d pic it appears she's trying 2 free her nipples from d baby's teeth. Did d baby sink his/her teeth that bad 2 warrant this? Pls mothers in d house is it possible 4 things 2 get this bad?

We spend so much importing arms into this country. Its about time local entrepreneurs be allowed 2 produce guns 4 our armed forces. Imagine d number of guns 2 be produced. Possibly 1m automatic pistols, 500,000 assault rifles and 10million barrels. Not to talk of bullets. Imagine FX benefits and number of jobs so created?

All these APC goons never cease 2 amaze me. GEJ sent close 2 1000 of those buses 2 lagos and Fashola/Tinubu refused 2 allow them ply d roads cos they would have drastically dropped d cost of transportation in d state. Some of those buses were parked 4 close 2 2.5yrs @Lekki Ph1 along d express. The ones that were supposed 2 operate from Ketu 2 Obalende were equally stopped. Same thing happened in Edo state. Now someone thinks he can come here 2 fool Nigerians.

Macelliot: STATES OF BIAFRA::: Enugu, Anambra, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Abia, Imo, Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Ebonyi, and South-eastern Kogi.
USB => United States of Biafra!!!
Oga Jona, abeg dust that Amalgamated british document sharp sharp!

see ur big unrealistic dream. Bayelsa and Delta in Biafra. Ure not even sure of Anambra cos na Bini get Anambra. Mumu dey smell. U need correct bat pepper soup. Ebola candidate

tomiobj: . Tastes lyk shitt.

guy u be learner with food.

Indomie Wok with thai sauce

Indomie
Coconut milk
Chicken
Cabbage
Broccoli
Carrot
Chili pepper
Fresh pepper
Ginger

1. Boil water, de-bone and chop chicken to pink finger shapes
2. Put noodles in boiling water and cook to desire without any additives (no salt or indomie seasoning) 3. Dice chili pepper and carrots vertically
4. Pound pepper and ginger 2geda. Pound ginger 1st and later add pepper. Don't pound 2 paste.
5. Cook Chicken (with d bone and skin), coconut milk, pepper/ginger, seasoning, salt.
6. Remove d bone and skin when cooked.
7. Put cabbage, carrot, broccoli into d coconut milk/chicken sauce. It should be looking like soup. Leave 4 3mins. U don't want d veggies overcooked or without d desired nutriens.

NB: u can eat this with noodles, rice, pasta, yam (especially water yam), coco yam and unripe plantain

tomiobj: T. Did u read my post well. Breaking egg on noodles is disgusting. Anyways. I'll try it

is chinese rice disgusting? Try it and let me know what u think.