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 TV/Movies › Re: My Experience Of "Half Of A Yellow Sun" At The Cinema by sleekman(m): 1:17pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
gladpresh: shoo.....she herself na virus sef. She's fast losing her way and appeal. |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 5:34pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
tomiobj: . Tastes lyk shitt.it tastes like shyt when u stir immediately after adding d egg. Let d egg be for about 5mins b4 stirring. Except of course some winchy dey pursue u with egg  |
| Family › Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by sleekman(m): 8:48am On Jul 31, 2014 |
I love this woman. Baby I love you. Will you marry me I love this woman. Baby I love you. Will you marry me I love this woman. Baby I love you. Will you marry me 2 Likes |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 1:35pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
saiprojects: i love your method, I also have a similar post for cooking noodles this way, yum yum :-)Ok I knew a good cook will respond when he/she sees wot I wrote. I wouldn't mind 2 dine with u madam. Sorry na 9ja I dey and na BB I dey use. Etisalat stingy pass anything that comes 2 mind |
| Romance › Re: He Disturbs Me With Generator Because I Said No To Him by sleekman(m): 10:03am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Its clear he doesn't wanna date u. He just wants a good time. So say yes 2 him but don't have sex with him. As long as he's living next 2u na that time e go know say Konji na bastard. |
| Family › Re: 8-month Old Baby Stabbed 90 Times With Scissors By His Mother by sleekman(m): 9:59am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Somethings aren't clear 2 me. From d pic it appears she's trying 2 free her nipples from d baby's teeth. Did d baby sink his/her teeth that bad 2 warrant this? Pls mothers in d house is it possible 4 things 2 get this bad? |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Police And Assault Rifles by sleekman(m): 3:11pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
We spend so much importing arms into this country. Its about time local entrepreneurs be allowed 2 produce guns 4 our armed forces. Imagine d number of guns 2 be produced. Possibly 1m automatic pistols, 500,000 assault rifles and 10million barrels. Not to talk of bullets. Imagine FX benefits and number of jobs so created? 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Where Are The Subsidy Buses?????(safetrip) by sleekman(m): 3:04pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
All these APC goons never cease 2 amaze me. GEJ sent close 2 1000 of those buses 2 lagos and Fashola/Tinubu refused 2 allow them ply d roads cos they would have drastically dropped d cost of transportation in d state. Some of those buses were parked 4 close 2 2.5yrs @Lekki Ph1 along d express. The ones that were supposed 2 operate from Ketu 2 Obalende were equally stopped. Same thing happened in Edo state. Now someone thinks he can come here 2 fool Nigerians. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At NNPC Mega Station,kano by sleekman(m): 2:49pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
Macelliot: STATES OF BIAFRA::: Enugu, Anambra, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Abia, Imo, Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Ebonyi, and South-eastern Kogi.see ur big unrealistic dream. Bayelsa and Delta in Biafra. Ure not even sure of Anambra cos na Bini get Anambra. Mumu dey smell. U need correct bat pepper soup. Ebola candidate 2 Likes |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 9:58pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
tomiobj: . Tastes lyk shitt.guy u be learner with food. |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 9:56pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Indomie Wok with thai sauce Indomie Coconut milk Chicken Cabbage Broccoli Carrot Chili pepper Fresh pepper Ginger 1. Boil water, de-bone and chop chicken to pink finger shapes 2. Put noodles in boiling water and cook to desire without any additives (no salt or indomie seasoning) 3. Dice chili pepper and carrots vertically 4. Pound pepper and ginger 2geda. Pound ginger 1st and later add pepper. Don't pound 2 paste. 5. Cook Chicken (with d bone and skin), coconut milk, pepper/ginger, seasoning, salt. 6. Remove d bone and skin when cooked. 7. Put cabbage, carrot, broccoli into d coconut milk/chicken sauce. It should be looking like soup. Leave 4 3mins. U don't want d veggies overcooked or without d desired nutriens. NB: u can eat this with noodles, rice, pasta, yam (especially water yam), coco yam and unripe plantain 2 Likes |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 9:28pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
tomiobj: T. Did u read my post well. Breaking egg on noodles is disgusting. Anyways. I'll try itis chinese rice disgusting? Try it and let me know what u think. |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 9:26pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Indomie chicken soup. -Flour -indomie -chicken -salt -Garlic -Ginger -Onion -Seasoning -Curry powder -Milk Cook chicken, onion, garlic, ginger, salt, seasoning, curry 2geda in 60cl of water Marsh a packet of indomie (N35) into cooked chicken. Mix milk with 1 spoon of flour Pour into chicken sauce and stir continuously |
| Food › Re: Best Method For Preparing Noodles.lets Exchange Recipes With(out) Pictures by sleekman(m): 8:54pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
I have different methods 4 preparing indomie. If I'm really hungry boil water, pour hungry man, add cameroon pepper, beat 2 eggs and pour. Stir after 5mins and its ready. These days I reduce cabo intake so I stick 2d N35 pack if its just me. Procedure. Ingrdients Indomie (N35) Water (1/2pure water or 30cl) Salt (1/2teaspoon) Knorr (1cube) NB not d 2 cubes 3 spoons of oil(olive or Soya) 2 clove of garlic(big not d small local ones. If local say about  1 Onion (Medium size) Cabbage (3peelings) 2 Carrots (medium size) Shrimp (handful quantity) 3 bulbs of Tomato (medium size) Ginger (a quartre of a finger size) 1. Boil water 2. While water is yet 2 boil dice washed cabbage,2 tomato, 1 onion, garlic and carrots. Sprinkle some salt over d tomato, cabbage and garlic/onion. 3. Pound fresh pepper and a ginger 2geda 3. Pour water in a small bowl and pour d broken indomie then cover and leave 4 5mins depending on how soft u want it. I don't like it really soft with this procedure. Then sieve. 4. Beat eggs with salt and a quartre knorr cube 5. Pour olive/Soya oil in a non-stick thai-stok fry pan. Using low heat, put in the onion, garlic and shrimps. Let it soak oil and fry a little, say 5mins. 6. Increase heat and place cabbage & carrot. Stir and leave 4 3mins. 7. Place indomie, tomato, pepper w/d ginger. Use d remainder of knorr cube and pour d indomie spice (in d small packet). Pour in some of d sieved water used 2 soak d indomie. Stir and leave 4 3mins 8. Pour in beaten egg evenly (don't stir), cover and leave 4 5mins. 9. Stir again but this time don't cover. 10. Lemme know what u think when uve tried it. |
| Food › Re: Bush Meat Eaters: Do You Know The Kind Of Animal Behind The Bush Meat You Eat? by sleekman(m): 7:44pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
delightful1: I love squirrel die.the meat's 2 small and d bone 2 many and 2 hard. Na problematic meat. |
| Food › Re: Bush Meat Eaters: Do You Know The Kind Of Animal Behind The Bush Meat You Eat? by sleekman(m): 7:42pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Ok modernization don spoil many people. In 9ja when u say bush meat, these meats fall into that category Buffalo Antelope Gazelle Chimpanzee Monkey Crocodile Certain snakes. (Bigger d better) Bush dog Bush pig Alligator Commodore dragon Bush fowl Rabbit (African type) Grasscutter Ostrich As for me I know every bush meat by sight and taste. I come from a family of hunters and I can't be deceived. I don't do dog meat and snakes. Every other meat I eat. |
| Family › Re: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by sleekman(m): 7:08pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
As 4 d abuse of women I strongly don't support that in any way or form but as per everything else OP how far now? Dat girl don blow wiso 4 ya pri ck? People like u women go take wipe floor mumu. |
| Car Talk › Re: Made-in-nigeria Shacman Trucks Out Soon by sleekman(m): 4:34pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
7lives: Assembly plant ko national assembly ni. Nigeria have refuse to learn from her past mistakes, Nigeria has been assembling vehicles since Peugeot and here we are more and more auto assembles instead of auto manufacturing plants.unfortunately its u that's not learning anything. All vehicle manufacturers have assembling factories around d world. Toyota has their vehicle assembly in d US/Mexico. As 4d parts there is already a policy in play to slowly improve our local content. This is where d job market will really expand. Rome wasn't built in a day. Assemble imported parts and then slowly assemble locally produced parts. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Car Talk › Re: Made-in-nigeria Shacman Trucks Out Soon by sleekman(m): 3:59pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
7lives: Assembly plant ko national assembly ni. Nigeria have refuse to learn from her past mistakes, Nigeria has been assembling vehicles since Peugeot and here we are more and more auto assembles instead of auto manufacturing plants. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by sleekman(m): 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Fynestboi: [color=deeppink] amdist all the korean film have watched i found it hard to pick the best, if i watch one and i tnk whao this one is the best, once i go get another one i would found out the previous just cant stand the new one with, and it keeps occuring... [/color]e be like say d Korean subtitles don dey corrupt ur english. Even Lion dey duck 4 ur missiles |
| Romance › Re: My Neighbour Is Driving Me Crazy!!!! by sleekman(m): 2:32pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
akitijackson: me telling her dat wld make us real enemies...dat's wat I'm avoidin tho. I dnt want to sound rude.That's easy. Point her 2wards dis link let her read. She'll get d message. If she doesn't discuss d link with her but don't let her know u brought it up. If she's still so dumb or pretends 2b dumb then come out with all guns blazing. Just my 2 pennies or is it kobo lol |
| Food › Re: What Is The Difference Between Old And New Yam by sleekman(m): 11:36am On Jul 20, 2014 |
New yam is supposed 2b d baby yam. In d past and still customary practice in most communities in southern and central 9ja, nobody eats new yam until after d new yam festival. The new 1st baby 'new yam' is offered 2d gods b4 everyone can eat. If u read d old testament u'll see d 1st born of every female cattle, sheep, goat womb is offered as sacrifice 2 God. Hence d similarity in cultures. In christiandom Jesus christ who is d 1st and only begotten of d father was offered on d cross of calvary for d redemption of our sins and hence abolishes d old order of using animal 2 atone 4 our sins. He Jesus, the lamb of God takes away d sins of d world. |
| Food › Re: What Is The Difference Between Old And New Yam by sleekman(m): 11:24am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Who says new yam can't be pounded? You know nothing about yam. There are different types of yam. All these are d 9ja names Water yam Red yam Hausa yam Alebun Okhin/white yam Water yam and Alebun cannot be pounded cos they don't mould. Red yam is extremely difficult 2 pound. Hausa yam is sweetest when fried and also easy 2 pound. Okin/white yam has very sharp hairs on the body and is d ideal pounding yam 4 most people. For me, a blend of red yam and okhin is ideal. Alebun and Okhin have so many shoots in d ground so to make one or 2 tubers really grow they trim some tubers hence new yam. That's why it tastes different. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by sleekman(m): 10:49am On Jul 20, 2014 |
egopersonified: kai, u need to go for pidgin classes.LMAO |
| Food › Re: Why Does Salt Spoil Beans by sleekman(m): 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
That's d mistery 2 beans. Add salt b4 d beans is soft and u'll never get it soft. On the other hand add onions from d start and it gets softer faster. To get d best out of beans then maggi, salt and crayfish should go in last. Scrape d bottom pot @least trice 4d ultimate knocker. |
| Programming › Re: Nairaland Programmers That Share Language And City In Common by sleekman(m): 8:51pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
losprince: location: ham letU must be a hacker. |
| Car Talk › Re: Beware Of Bad Fuel At NNPC Mega-Stations by sleekman(m): 4:57am On Jul 09, 2014 |
9icetoo: I guess you didn't read my post very well. Firstly, lead is one of the heavy metals and a very heavy element. Look up the atomic mass of lead (Pb) on the periodic table. It cannot make anything lighter. Secondly, Wikipedia and Google are your friends. If they aren't yours, they are mine. Google 'leaded fuel' and assimilate the knowledge. You can also check octane rating of petrol while you are there. Lead was added before the eighties to increase the octane rating of petrol. After the eighties, other compounds were introduced to replace lead in petrol. These compounds did the same thing lead was supposed to do and that is increase the octane rating of petrol. The higher the octane rating, the less likely it is for the petrol to pre-ignite and the more advanced an engine can be timed.Sorry people my bad. He's partly right. Leaded fuel does increase octane rating. Where we all got it wrong is that lead isn't found in crude or petrol rather it was added 2 prevent engine knocks and increase d octane levels. Now, most govts have banned lead as an additive due 2 health problems associated with lead. So I guess our refineries aren't adding enough benzene/ethanol to d end product 2 boost d octane levels. Probably cutting corners as usual. Sorry 4d mix-up. |
| Car Talk › Re: Beware Of Bad Fuel At NNPC Mega-Stations by sleekman(m): 11:11am On Jul 08, 2014 |
9icetoo: I agree that anything that isnt desired in a mixture is an impurity. However, lead does not decrease the octane rating of petrol. Before the eighties, petrol was sold with lead in it to prevent detonation> The lead content actually acted as an octane booster. The advent of catalytic converters made lead in petrol undesirable cos of the negative effect it had on the expensive catalytic converters. Other chemical compounds were formulated to boost the octane rating of petrol. Unleaded fuel is not high octane fuel as you believe. Almost all the petrol sold today the world over is unleaded except for very few petrol stations around the world (i don't think nigeria is included) who sell leaded petrol and they clearly mark it out as leaded so you don't mistakenly put the leaded petrol into your modern car. In fact, the dispensing nozzle on a leaded fuel pump will not fit into the petrol receptacle of your modern vehicle. Unleaded fuel is not for high performance cars alone let alone being only for S series or AM whatever. Higher octane petrol are needed in engines with high compression ratios. The higher the compression ratio, the higher the chance of pre-ignition and detonation which could be catastrophic for the engine. Lastly, the higher octane petrol does not supply the oxygen for combustion; atmospheric air drawn into the combustion chamber through your air intake manifold does.who says lead doesn't reduce d octane content of petrol? Where did u get that from? Lead makes d petrol lighter. Higher d lead content d lower d octane level. |
| Romance › Re: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by sleekman(m): 11:03pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
MzMariah: All guys are cheats. Rich or poor, cheat na cheat shikenaUr Papa, future husband and sons are cheats not me. Cheats only come out from, associated and go for 'all pockets' girls like u. Carry ur smelly, maggot infested, fly killing pun a ni go die. Yeye thing. |
| Family › Re: Is This Wrong? Married Woman Hugging Men by sleekman(m): 12:52am On Jul 07, 2014 |
Hug get different types O! Intimate hugs, full side hugs and half side hugs. If d person isn't a known family member and na intimate hug that is full body na red flag. I no go talk but alarm go trigger, and homework 2 follow. If I find out its her person 2 dey hug bear everywhere na im be say I go warn am seriously and educate am on hugging styles. |
| Family › Re: To Report A Cheating Wife To Her Husband Or Not, What's Your Take? by sleekman(m): 12:36am On Jul 07, 2014 |
alutacontinua: Minda ya businessPeople like u are cheetahs. |
| Family › Re: Should Men Be Forced To Pay For Kids They Didn't Want? by sleekman(m): 8:10pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Honestly, I feel if a man doesn't want a child he shouldn't be forced 2. If a mother wants 2 keep d child and d father doesn't then d mother must bear d brunt or put him/her up 4 adoption. There are thousands of couples seeking d fruit of d womb that will give d child d financial, moral and loving care he/she deserves. I believe once this is done women wouldn't just open their legs anyhow or insist on protection b4 d deed. Better still 2 safeguard demselves they can sign 'pre-sex' agreements' if they are exclusive couples. Its about time men start championing 'menism'. |
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