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Career › Re: Why I resigned my bank Job for bread-hawking -HND Holder by sleekman(m): 11:28am On Aug 19, 2021
You be mumu. Do you know what a means to an end is? He's definitely going places. Imagine earning at least ₦1000 daily after expenses? Where exactly would he have got that from a ₦30-50k bank job? Na your type go thief because you don't want to get your hands dirty. That guy should be getting a 3wheeler or a 0.9-1.1ltr engine car soon. Bravo! Welldone Sir.

Snitch24:
Lmao
Bread Hawking
Out of all the hustle
You're definitely clueless bro
U don't have a point
From a bank job to Hawking bread on the street
Not even distributing in large scale
Omoh Dem don dey do u
I swr
Family › Re: Help, My Fianceé Masturbates by sleekman(m): 2:21pm On Aug 16, 2021
Wow! You are in quite a predicament here. I think you need to postpone your wedding indefinitely. You don't need to break up with her. All you need to do is to stay with her, push, pray and persuade the changes you want. If you do it right and she wants to change on her own then you support her with every fibre of ur being.
The challenge I've got in all you've stated is her greed. You can't satisfy her sexually so she masturbates instead of her teaching you how to satisfy her. Finances are down hence she resorts to cheating. She's definitely far more sexually savvy than you are and boy you need to get off your high horse and learn. Wash plate, find/ask/discover her pleasure points that will be very instrumental to her climaxing. No matter how lesbian she maybe she can always sing ooh la la when you do it right. Besides they don't have dicks, you've got one and you are willing to go down. Wash the plate well. Two fingers, tongue all join. She'll never leave once you can wash well.
Like I said what should bother you is the lack of contentment. If you've learnt to satisfy her sexually and intellectually and she's still having cravings from her same gender or she's not stopped her online olosho then my brother push for a breakup. Let her do the breaking up and act hurt. Life's too short to live in deceit in perpetuity.


wyt:
We have being in talks since January. We met in late February, then she visited me in late March. We started talking of marriage.

Now she is in my house for 4 months as she is doing her IT here. She found out I am not as buoyant as she wishes, as my business is dragging due to stuff I ordered that is coming through sea hasn't arrived, in fact, will arrive in late October or November.

We scheduled to get married last July but due to the financial issue and her parents saying we have to wait till she is done with school we have to change our plan but she is so bitter that she is not getting married as she planned. She will be going back to school in 2 weeks' time. since

Now, I have discovered that she hardly cum during sex, in fact, she hasn't cum while we make love. She once told me she makes herself cum that is before we met in person around February which she promised to stop.

After she found out my finances is not strong, she got back into chatting with men for cash, yes she told me that is how she makes money to survive in school, that she presents an aura of relationship to men and they will be giving her money, and when she is tired or when the person insist in seeing she will block or just fisle out.

Now she just told me she is lesbian, she is cos she can't get pregnant as her father is a pastor and can be satisfied without the risk associated with men/woman relationships. That she is attracted to women though she hasn't done that for a while as she has prayed against it. She still masturbates while in my house.

Note: she has gone to see my parents and I have met hers.

pls i want to know what i can do to stop her all these social immoralities.
Agriculture › Re: I Need Induction Chemical For Pineapple by sleekman(m): 3:12pm On Aug 11, 2021
I believe kerosene does the job. I'm not sure but I think I remember my uncle using kerosene to make his pineapples fruit when he wanted them to.
Family › Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by sleekman(m): 7:28am On Jul 22, 2021
Golden147:
Good afternoon everyone..
Please I'm kindly in need of advice... ignore my typing ERROR..
There's this girl I love and I want to settle down with her. She's still in school while I'm still in school too. She's 22 while I'm 24 nd also in final YR and we both love each other..my mum has supported me to marry her.
I proposed to her and she said yes...I plan going her house next month next to start official martial rites but I'm afraid.
Here is my reasons

She's the only girl and the last daughter in a family of 5boys. Ever since we started dating, she's in 100l then, all her school burdens are on me..I take care of her and mine own...with this people around who knows about our RELATIONSHIP ask me to marry her to avoid story that touches the heart..which he has accepted , her mum nd dad have accepted it too.
My major concern about this girl is that those his brothers are not willing to do anything, istead the came asking me for small small money when I'm back, knowing fully I'm just dating thier sis....most times the my girl always feel ashamed of her brothers nd keep cursing them. The can't even call her on phone unless she calls them...nd the will keep asking why she didn't call them all this while knowing fully thier sister is in school nd not working.

I have thought about this over and over again, how do I marry from a family that can't even assist in anything...I know marriage is not always Rosy, what if something happens tomorrow nd I needed thier financial support..the can't render to me.
I discussed with my mum nd she told me I'm marrying thier sister who is well trained nd not the brother..that I can decide not to give them money again... But I'm very sad over this.
It's only the father and mum that acknowledge I hay been trying to see their sister through school expenses, including food and wears.
I discussed with my woman, she started crying, saying she knows her brothers are such a disgrace, telling me how she may commite sucide if I didn't marry her... She cried that she can't visits her house again... that her only hope will be to start prostitution which she can't see herself do that nd that's why she is going to commite sucide if I eventually leave her, all her social media handle is full with my picture, including her profile pictures.

Please what advice do you have for me.... should I let go of this girl, I don't mind letting go all I have already spent...I just want to make sure I won't regret the marriage tomorrow...I have already discussed with my mom nd we plan on going her house officially by August ending..but I'm still very worried.

Matured advice please
All those telling you that you aren't ripe for marriage, you should ask them if they are married? If they are married are they happy in their marriages?
The way Nigeria is at the moment will there ever be a time when anyone will be ready for marriage?
My brother as long as you see no flaw in her personality then my advice will be to go ahead and marry her. The Northerners get married much earlier yet many of them are in marital bliss. The success of your marriage has nothing to do with your maturity but rather your support systems. Are her father and mother morally alright? Are they content with what they have even in their lack? For your mother to encourage you to marry her and your family OK with her are already enough signs that you've got a jewel. Only thing I'll advice right now is to test her with money. Start saving through her. Have a target of something extremely selfish you want for yourself and give her to keep. Let her know what ure saving it for. This way you will know if she can be trusted with much. If she passes my brother you have your answer.
Politics › Re: Army Chief, Yahaya Attends Church Service, Says "We Will Destroy Insurgency" by sleekman(m): 6:45am On Jul 06, 2021
Merely looking at this man it's clear he's a chain smoker. Particularly Igbo. Placing a drug adict in position of power. Buhari you try. Your time is up.
LEXYLOV:
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Abel Damina: Sin Cannot Take A Person To Hell (Video) by sleekman(m): 11:35am On Jul 04, 2021
Kobojunkie:
1. Jesus Christ did not save(Salvation) you from sin. He instead saved you from Death, the punishment that was doled out by God Himself from our ancestor, Adam, to all those who are unbelievers. Hence the reason why after saving you from sin, you are given Eternal life(grace) - John 3 vs 1 - 21 undecided

If Jesus Christ had saved you from sin then the end result of Salvation should have been Holiness, instead of Eternal life - John 3 vs 16. Instead in order to become Holy in Him, Jesus Christ urges that you continue to submit to and obey His teachings and commandments - the Truth of God - instead so you can become a Son of God God this by Knowing His Truth and by being set free from bondage to sin by the Truth - John 8 vs 31 - 44

2. Sin is a choice made in disobedience of the teachings and commandments of God, God's very Truth and everyone who refuses to obey God's Law, Jesus Christ, sins against God and is not of God - John 14 vs 23 - 26 undecided
What the hell are you talking about? The soul that sinneth shall die. All men will die but anyone who believes that He is and that He's the firstborn and only begotten of the Father. All who believe will not perish but have everlasting life. You have only one ticket to eternal life and that is confession of your sins and believing that Yeshua is Lord of all and that He died that all may be saved. Its simple. If you don't believe you don't get access.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Abel Damina: Sin Cannot Take A Person To Hell (Video) by sleekman(m): 10:41am On Jul 03, 2021
I just don't get what all the brouhaha is all about. Its simple logic. Jesus died for the sins of the world. As long as you believe He is your saviour then you are free from sin. Therefore sin cannot take you to hell. There is no one who doesn't continually errs or sins. As long as you believe then you are freed from the clutches of sin. SIN CANNOT TAKE YOU TO HELL. If you don't believe that He is then by all means you are condemned and hell bound. St John says anyone who believes does not sin. Why? Because you are covered.
ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1394557/sin-take-person-hell-pastor-abel-damina-video/
Business To Business › Re: PALM OIL BUSINESS( Productions, Sales and Storage) by sleekman(m): 7:02am On Jun 26, 2021
authority2006:
You quoted June 2017 post. It is around 14,500 naira now in Osun state. And we don't really grade oil here, just normal palm oil. No grade A, B or C being mentioned here up and down.
Oga oil comes in grades. The scent, taste, colour and kind of oil makes the price vary. Native palm oil is different in price and quality from the hybrids. Many people adulterate their palm oil. They source both good and bad palm oil, boil it together with added colour to improve its look. That's why it is very important to be sure of the source of your palm oil.
TV/Movies › Re: Ka3na: I Had Sex With Praise Nelson But He Didn't Last 5 Seconds by sleekman(m): 12:03am On Jun 25, 2021
smiley wink cheesy grin
ademi87:
30 seconds man grin wink
TV/Movies › Re: Ka3na: I Had Sex With Praise Nelson But He Didn't Last 5 Seconds by sleekman(m): 12:58pm On Jun 23, 2021
ademi87:
I Don see man wey I better pass grin grin grin
Hahahahahaha. Your own na 5mins and a second shebi? grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy angry smiley grin grin
Politics › Re: Governor Godwin Obaseki's Official Car Sank On A Road In Edo State! (Pictures) by sleekman(m): 2:31pm On Jun 19, 2021
Come be honest with yourself. Don't you feel so foolish after typing this nonsense. See your iberiberism in full display. Mtchewwww

Coldshisha:
cool


Let him feel what others feel too

If a V8 SUV can get trapped, I wonder how horrible the road is

Clueless Governor

Am sure he would blame Oshiomhole or Tinubu


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For Farm Workers by sleekman(op): 7:57pm On Apr 27, 2021
Still in need of farm workers
Politics › Re: Performance Survey: Rate Your Governor by sleekman(m): 7:52am On Apr 11, 2021
The5DME:
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You are a blind idiote. Do you live in Delta state at all?
Food › Re: Antelope Killed Today For Easter by sleekman(m): 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2021
tonye33:
It's going to be a fun filled Easter for us after our trap surprised us with this Easter Antelope.. biggest I've ever seen
You don't know the difference between an antelope & a deer? **shakes head & leaves page**
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Arrest Gay, Rapist With Nude Pictures, Videos Of Victim by sleekman(m): 4:00pm On Mar 19, 2021
You well so? Why should you include Niger Delta in Biafra? Rather Niger Delta area should be United Delta. It should include ¾ of present day Lagos, Onitsha, ¾ of Ondo, ½ of Kogi, Edo, Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa. All these were former Bini empire before the incursion of the British
Ifesinachi22:
Kill him already.

However, i saw this some where and i believe this is what Nigeria needs at the moment.
Politics › Re: Buhari Launches Eastern Rail Rehabilitation Project by sleekman(m): 1:00pm On Mar 09, 2021
theBLOODofJESUS:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/breaking-buhari-launches-eastern-rail-rehabilitation-project/
What nonsense. An avenue to embezzle funds. GEJ rehabilitated this project and the trains were operational years ago. What happened since then till now? Now the bloody thief will allocate ₦500billion to fund his bloody political ambitions. Idiots. Mr Idontevenlikemoney.
Mtchewwwwww
Romance › Re: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by sleekman(m): 3:37pm On Mar 03, 2021
Zzor:
You better start weeping for yourself kos I can never date your type and the likes of you spewing thrash about me all over this topic
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin smiley
Na who wan die early. Any man wen even look you go don save for his burial.
Romance › Re: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by sleekman(m): 8:21pm On Mar 02, 2021
Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?
Just look at you cry
I weep for your man. My friend go get a job
Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 10:15pm On Mar 01, 2021
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Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 1:02pm On Mar 01, 2021
oracle009:
OP, you haven't answered a question asked up there... Will you eat the placenta if it was kept for you? It's disturbing and disgusting when 'adults' bring innocent babies into their foolishness. You and your wife, due to your 'foolishness' will cause this innocent child to suffer violence that he knew nothing about. You are already structuring his future for marital instability! Must he bear the consequences of your RUBBISH (your supposed wife's rubbish inclusive)huh? Must hehuh

Btw... You both should sit down and find a way to reconcile. Your child deserves a better future with a loving family, not the bullshit you have up there!

Pick your wife, settle your home and live in Peace! Life is all about responsibility. Being a father is even tougher! Stop being a fucking coward!

Peace!
You are the coward, fool and ignoramus.
Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 12:58pm On Mar 01, 2021
anitabella:
@moferere.. U are a pig and an idiot.... Foolish fool. Shey na the mother in-law suppose bury the placenta or the guy... Where as the guy no dey na the duty of the guy papa to do am...
Thank you very much for educating the idiot
Family › Re: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 12:56pm On Mar 01, 2021
Moferere:
If she gives you the placenta, you want chop am?
You don't have money and still, you are arrogant. All these irrelevant things should stop in 2021. undecided
My friend shut the hell up. You don't play with a child placenta. All you new generation twitter children know nothing.
Health › Re: Enugu Revamps, Deploys More Ambulances For Emergency Operations by sleekman(m): 8:03am On Jan 22, 2021
ecomalchemist:
This is a welcomed development.


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Romance › Re: I’ve Been Unable To Move On After Breaking Up With My Ex For Cheating On Me by sleekman(m): 6:33pm On Jan 18, 2021
ArticleBeast:
Stop comparing. By the way the things u miss about your ex are quite silly. You want doggy style, teach ur new babe. You want a type of bj, teach her. Find the special part of ur new babe and enjoy her. Your former babe is currently moaning under a 9 inch rod screaming Ebuka ewulemo o... Nwaiyo nwaiyor and u are thinking of going back
Omo u are brutal I swear. Ewulemo.. Nwaiyo..
Phones › Re: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by sleekman(m): 1:06am On Dec 24, 2020
seniorkachion:
I started using my 1kva stabilizer with my 2kva Thermocool 2500 generator. After servicing it for the first time in 7 years the current indicator needle always hovered between 120 to 150 votes. My fridge when connected directly to the gen as usual would start and cool for about 5 Minutes and stops cooling, though it would be humming.
I had no option than to connect it with the small supermaster stabilizer. It's been working for me, two days now. Only piston with it's rings and alternator brush was changed. What could be wrong with the gen. Plus it's tough to pull the starter.
I wanted to scream when you said you serviced for the 1st time after 7yrs. Then I realized you probably meant an en engine overhaul. Usually a general rule of thumb to apply is this, anytime you perform an engine overhaul you must reduce the load to 30-40% for the 1st 2 running as well as limiting the duration its on. After the first 2 you can continue as usual.
Does your fridge work well when used with the mains?
Phones › Re: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by sleekman(m): 5:29pm On Dec 23, 2020
SPLENDID25:
WHY?
It kills your coil faster.
Phones › Re: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by sleekman(m): 1:31pm On Dec 23, 2020
Your freezer is bad or about to. Your compressor caused your problem and not your chargers. Get ready to change your compressor. A word of advice, never use your stabilisers with your gen sets
Family › Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by sleekman(m): 5:30pm On Dec 12, 2020
Igolonwaanyi:
You need to go on your knees and pray. God will change her heart, and make her repent. Remember; the Bible frowns on divorce.


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