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TV/MoviesRe: Ka3na: I Had Sex With Praise Nelson But He Didn't Last 5 Seconds by sleekman(m): 12:58pm On Jun 23, 2021
ademi87:
I Don see man wey I better pass grin grin grin
Hahahahahaha. Your own na 5mins and a second shebi? grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy angry smiley grin grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Godwin Obaseki's Official Car Sank On A Road In Edo State! (Pictures) by sleekman(m): 2:31pm On Jun 19, 2021
Come be honest with yourself. Don't you feel so foolish after typing this nonsense. See your iberiberism in full display. Mtchewwww

Coldshisha:
cool


Let him feel what others feel too

If a V8 SUV can get trapped, I wonder how horrible the road is

Clueless Governor

Am sure he would blame Oshiomhole or Tinubu


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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Looking For Farm Workers by sleekman(op): 7:57pm On Apr 27, 2021
Still in need of farm workers
PoliticsRe: Performance Survey: Rate Your Governor by sleekman(m): 7:52am On Apr 11, 2021
The5DME:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]ifeanyi okowa-0
You are a blind idiote. Do you live in Delta state at all?
FoodRe: Antelope Killed Today For Easter by sleekman(m): 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2021
tonye33:
It's going to be a fun filled Easter for us after our trap surprised us with this Easter Antelope.. biggest I've ever seen
You don't know the difference between an antelope & a deer? **shakes head & leaves page**
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrest Gay, Rapist With Nude Pictures, Videos Of Victim by sleekman(m): 4:00pm On Mar 19, 2021
You well so? Why should you include Niger Delta in Biafra? Rather Niger Delta area should be United Delta. It should include ¾ of present day Lagos, Onitsha, ¾ of Ondo, ½ of Kogi, Edo, Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa. All these were former Bini empire before the incursion of the British
Ifesinachi22:
Kill him already.

However, i saw this some where and i believe this is what Nigeria needs at the moment.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Launches Eastern Rail Rehabilitation Project by sleekman(m): 1:00pm On Mar 09, 2021
theBLOODofJESUS:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/breaking-buhari-launches-eastern-rail-rehabilitation-project/
What nonsense. An avenue to embezzle funds. GEJ rehabilitated this project and the trains were operational years ago. What happened since then till now? Now the bloody thief will allocate ₦500billion to fund his bloody political ambitions. Idiots. Mr Idontevenlikemoney.
Mtchewwwwww
RomanceRe: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by sleekman(m): 3:37pm On Mar 03, 2021
Zzor:
You better start weeping for yourself kos I can never date your type and the likes of you spewing thrash about me all over this topic
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin smiley
Na who wan die early. Any man wen even look you go don save for his burial.
RomanceRe: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by sleekman(m): 8:21pm On Mar 02, 2021
Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?
Just look at you cry
I weep for your man. My friend go get a job
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 10:15pm On Mar 01, 2021
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FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 1:02pm On Mar 01, 2021
oracle009:
OP, you haven't answered a question asked up there... Will you eat the placenta if it was kept for you? It's disturbing and disgusting when 'adults' bring innocent babies into their foolishness. You and your wife, due to your 'foolishness' will cause this innocent child to suffer violence that he knew nothing about. You are already structuring his future for marital instability! Must he bear the consequences of your RUBBISH (your supposed wife's rubbish inclusive)huh? Must hehuh

Btw... You both should sit down and find a way to reconcile. Your child deserves a better future with a loving family, not the bullshit you have up there!

Pick your wife, settle your home and live in Peace! Life is all about responsibility. Being a father is even tougher! Stop being a fucking coward!

Peace!
You are the coward, fool and ignoramus.
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 12:58pm On Mar 01, 2021
anitabella:
@moferere.. U are a pig and an idiot.... Foolish fool. Shey na the mother in-law suppose bury the placenta or the guy... Where as the guy no dey na the duty of the guy papa to do am...
Thank you very much for educating the idiot
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Buried My Son's Placenta by sleekman(m): 12:56pm On Mar 01, 2021
Moferere:
If she gives you the placenta, you want chop am?
You don't have money and still, you are arrogant. All these irrelevant things should stop in 2021. undecided
My friend shut the hell up. You don't play with a child placenta. All you new generation twitter children know nothing.
HealthRe: Enugu Revamps, Deploys More Ambulances For Emergency Operations by sleekman(m): 8:03am On Jan 22, 2021
ecomalchemist:
This is a welcomed development.


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RomanceRe: I’ve Been Unable To Move On After Breaking Up With My Ex For Cheating On Me by sleekman(m): 6:33pm On Jan 18, 2021
ArticleBeast:
Stop comparing. By the way the things u miss about your ex are quite silly. You want doggy style, teach ur new babe. You want a type of bj, teach her. Find the special part of ur new babe and enjoy her. Your former babe is currently moaning under a 9 inch rod screaming Ebuka ewulemo o... Nwaiyo nwaiyor and u are thinking of going back
Omo u are brutal I swear. Ewulemo.. Nwaiyo..
PhonesRe: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by sleekman(m): 1:06am On Dec 24, 2020
seniorkachion:
I started using my 1kva stabilizer with my 2kva Thermocool 2500 generator. After servicing it for the first time in 7 years the current indicator needle always hovered between 120 to 150 votes. My fridge when connected directly to the gen as usual would start and cool for about 5 Minutes and stops cooling, though it would be humming.
I had no option than to connect it with the small supermaster stabilizer. It's been working for me, two days now. Only piston with it's rings and alternator brush was changed. What could be wrong with the gen. Plus it's tough to pull the starter.
I wanted to scream when you said you serviced for the 1st time after 7yrs. Then I realized you probably meant an en engine overhaul. Usually a general rule of thumb to apply is this, anytime you perform an engine overhaul you must reduce the load to 30-40% for the 1st 2 running as well as limiting the duration its on. After the first 2 you can continue as usual.
Does your fridge work well when used with the mains?
PhonesRe: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by sleekman(m): 5:29pm On Dec 23, 2020
SPLENDID25:
WHY?
It kills your coil faster.
PhonesRe: I Started My Generator & Switched On My Freezer & Stabilizer, Then This Happened by sleekman(m): 1:31pm On Dec 23, 2020
Your freezer is bad or about to. Your compressor caused your problem and not your chargers. Get ready to change your compressor. A word of advice, never use your stabilisers with your gen sets
FamilyRe: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by sleekman(m): 5:30pm On Dec 12, 2020
Igolonwaanyi:
You need to go on your knees and pray. God will change her heart, and make her repent. Remember; the Bible frowns on divorce.


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You must be kidding mehttps://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.1215355356c43fa2c6e9c17c7ddd43ce&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.%2fmedia%2fOQF2bRxuEh08o%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=k9IJVFUqQI8xtUVt4HQMeCyaO4XP4aI2BheI4YeiaG4%3d
FamilyRe: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by sleekman(m): 5:25pm On Dec 12, 2020
Kobicove:
Is it your neighbours that should pass judgement on your wife? undecided
She was caught red-handed by the neighbours you dey here dey preach what exactly? Abeg if na alcohol u need this evening you better get one fast.
FamilyRe: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by sleekman(m): 2:10pm On Nov 29, 2020
Perused through all you wrote and I'll advice accordingly.
It seems you love your wife deeply and its hurting you like hell that she's this irresponsible. If I advice you to leave hers, you won't because you have got a rigid mindset which frankly might be another source of problems with your wife.
Let no one deceive you that it's her sin and waywardness that's affecting you. If you're a Christian, prayerful and all then the Grace that covers you, covers your wife. Never make the mistake of seeking solutions in spiri houses otherwise you'll be bargaining for far worse problems.
Divorce your wife and stay unmarried or remain with her, use a condom and help her seek help. Her mother is that way. She's been indoctrinated by her mother so don't waste your time. Don't eat anything she cooks till there's total repentance.
My candid advice though will be to break up your union. She has since left you. Move on my brother. Alternatively, you can pick up a second wife. Marrying à second wife isn't wrong, rather it's necessitated by circumstances beyond your control. Make sure your second is aware of the first and vice versa. Let your 1st wife remain where she is and let the second be where you are. They must never be under the same roof or same city. That way you are free. Let her be her and you be you. Shine your eye well before you embark on the second journey. Under no circumstance must you eat something from the 1st. If you must do, grab ya rubber.
PoliticsRe: Onitsha River Port Becomes Functional After Decades Of Planning by sleekman(m): 9:35pm On Oct 07, 2020
https://www.google.com/amp/s/constructionreviewonline.com/2014/08/nigeria-federal-government-completes-dredging-527km-river-niger/%3famp

https://247ureports.com/2012/09/onitsha-river-ports-many-unanswered-questions/

https://sweetcrudereports.com/govt-to-provide-security-for-onitsha-river-port-bound-cargoes/

https://container-mag.com/2011/09/07/two-liebherr-lhm-180-cranes-for-onitsha-river-port/

Please argue with facts next time. That port was visible for all to see from the river Niger bridge. It was completed. Buhari left it dormant just to take glory for what was completed.
NGpatriot:
This news article is from 2011, the project was initiated 30 years ago under Shagari Administration, Yaradua awarded the contract and construction started in under Yaradua.

Read the news, educate yourself and stop embarrassing yourself with lies and misinformation.4

i still don't understand what was so difficult about infrastructures and similar projects all over the country that previous administrations abandoned for decades when money was flowing all over the place, when we did not have to borrow 1 kobo to do anything. Why?

What was so difficult about building and commissioning ordinary river port that it must be abandoned and remain unproductive for decades.

Why is it that PMB with little money is the only president commissioning projects, completing projects that past administrations abandoned for decades. Why?.

And the same useless, lazy, incompetent looting and stealing people want to come back. For what? To abandon more projects and send us back for decades. ?
PoliticsRe: Onitsha River Port Becomes Functional After Decades Of Planning by sleekman(m): 3:19pm On Oct 07, 2020
gideonvalor98:
slowpoke! Omugo! You still dey on this "gej started it" chorus... You need to report to your village for immediate attention cos your case is getting out of hand and only your family members have answer to it
GEJ conceived and completed that mini port. Kaduna, Lokoja, Onitsha inland waterways ports are all the brainchild of NOI & GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Onitsha River Port Becomes Functional After Decades Of Planning by sleekman(m): 3:17pm On Oct 07, 2020
GEJ conceived and brought these ports to life. Buhari came in and abandoned them all these while. Thank God its now operational. Thanks to NOI & GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Edo Residents Dance To Celebrate Obaseki’s Re-Election (Video) by sleekman(m): 7:13pm On Sep 20, 2020
Chicastle:
But why did they fixed the election in rainy season, did they expect those with "Umbrella to loose?
This question carry weight O! � � � �
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Issues Orders Banning TikTok And Wechat From Operating In 45 by sleekman(m): 8:14pm On Aug 07, 2020
NettyNelly:
But I heard Microsoft is moving to acquire tiktok. Won't that be bad news for Bill Gates.
I offer professional branding for your Business. Check my portfolio on my signature
Bill Gates owns less than 10% of Microsoft. He has long divested into other endeavours especially charity & philanthropy.
RomanceRe: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by sleekman(m): 6:14pm On Jul 28, 2020
LordNicvuitton:
Hi Romancelanders, don't know if it's right to share this topic here, but I'll do for now.

I'm Victory, from the East and currently a resident of Edo state. I came to this state, as an intern and thereafter, still served here and in the course of all these, I thought out and established a laundry business, which is just about 8 months old. This was to keep life going and to better bond well with the lady in my life currently.

While in Edo state, having rounded my internship & kickstarting service sometime around 2017, I met this Kiki Osemudiamen (Name changed), and it was nothing serious at 1st, cos I never really thought I'd date someone here, fact is that I never thought I'd stay beyond my service year. I met her while she was in 200l. We encouraged each other, she saw potentials and had faith in me just like I have so much faith in her. She is simplistic, encourages me to save and I in turn, encouraged her and guided her through some of her studies. She passed her 2nd MB.BS. and is currently awaiting lifting of the lockdown on schools, so she can start her clinicals.

Problem is that she came from a not buoyant family financially, and although both parents are alive, she struggles to survive/feed daily. Her dad supplies about 1000litres/trip water to households, while her mum sells at the local market. I on the other hand, came from a middle class family but my Dad is late since 2012, and I've been a sponsor of my education and that of my younger ones through the lil I inherited (which mum manages for now) plus my various endeavours. She depends on me for daily meals and other basic essentials, in fact I had to place her on salary in my laundry shop during this lockdown, so she plays the role of secretary in my shop too.

The latest challenge came about, yesterday. While she slept in the shop, I was out on errand, someone sneaked into the shop and stole her android phone with all of her e-medics textbooks (she reads mostly e-copies because she can't afford hardcopies), she has been crying all through and I really don't know what to do. Since I knew her, She'd been an appendage and an extra financial burden to me, I can't begin to list what I've done for her, although I kept reminding her never to not have entitlement mentality and she does appreciate. Out of desperation to ease her pain, I promised to sponsor her in getting a new phone. I have burdens, huge ones, I'm yet to acquire a diesel engine for my laundry (I use ponytail industrial iron which has higher voltage/current than normal ones), plus other related merchandise that I need to set up and I feel like she slows down my financial pace.

Honestly, I don't do all these for her, hoping for any personal gains, in the words of my daddy in the Lord, Prophet T.B. Joshua, He said and I quote: "We make a living by what we get and we make a life by what we give" but I am almost fed up and tired, especially when I remember that both her parents are still alive.. I am scared that that for the 1st time, I may fail her in that financial obligation because I honestly need money now, with the whole pandemic issue plus, I feel like she slows me down in life financially and a huge burden to me. Right now, she's so attached to me, more so that when I initially wanted to hault our relationship, it almost nearly affected her academics negatively. Please I need matured minds to help me think this through and garnish me with advice(s) because I almost feel so choked up and a rising urge to relocate from here, so i can breathe again.

NB: Advice from married couples and those in serious relationships, will be highly appreciated.

Modified: She went to her bank (First bank) this morning, only to be informed that about 20k (Her mum's business money) has been used to purchase recharge voucher. Her mum sends/receives money from distant customers through her account. Yesterday's scenario, all over again. Please folks, lock your SIM cards just as much as you lock your phones. Learn from this painful experience please.
Oga you need to be smart. First off, do you love her? If you do then find out if she loves you too. If she does then get married. You don't need plenty money to marry. Marry that beautiful ass uve got and protect your investment. Pop up the question and watch her reaction as you do. Love should be the basis of all you do. Marriage and her bearing your kids will surely protect your interests. When she commits then you too are required to commit unreservedly. You aren't one hence your fear. If you were one in spirit then you would not entertain such fears. If you had the money then you could take a gamble or perhaps just sow unreservedly into someones life.
RomanceRe: My Neighbors Wife Is About To Push Me To The Wall. by sleekman(m): 11:51pm On Jul 18, 2020
skimena:
Last month made it 4 years since my neighbor travelled to Italy via the Mediterranean Sea. Thank God for him, he arrived safely irrespective of the hurdles on the way.

He left behind a beautiful young woman not up to 29 years of age and with a little daughter of 6 years old.

Prio to this time I wasn't close to the wife but as time goes by this woman started greeting me frequently, exchanging cd plates with me even joining me to watch movies sometimes. I started noticing she's hot with her sexy hairy body. One night she opened up to me that she needs the touch of a man if we could be doing it secretly because her husband still promise to come for her hence what she needs is someone to be touching her once in a while and it must be a secret.

I truely like the offer but I'm scared of betraying my neighbor by banging his wife. I'm still thinking about it.
Mumu na im u be. Person wen get mind pass désert, cross the Mediterranean reach Italy na im u dey consider to sleep with im wife? You no think am say with all that liver wen im get, wetin e go do you. I'm sure he's a Bini man. Try am and your life will never be the same again. A trial will convince you. Otu!
FamilyRe: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by sleekman(m): 8:36pm On Jul 18, 2020
Championxxx:
Thanks ma I agree with you, I think the reason why his wife carry his sisters to the house is because she wanted me out that is why they had been treating me bad so I can leave the house for them
Madam wants to run her side runs. Your brother doesn't completely trust his wife either that's why he wants you in that house. Your brother knows e don enter one chance and you are his security while he's away. Most married men are like that.
My guy swallow insult and slap O! E dey pain but na motivation to get ur own. Double ya hustle. No thief O! That woman can set you up big time so get prepared for that. That woman is very capable of running outside runs. She knows with you in the picture her bubble can burst. Never hit a woman. I repeat, never hit a woman. The more you can resist hitting her & ignoring her big time makes you a real man. Women don't like to be ignored. I guess you have been ignoring her that's why she pushed that button. It would have hurt her more if you were non-chalant about it. Na school u dey so O! So learn very well.
EventsRe: Gatecrashing: Share Your Experiences by sleekman(m): 8:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
franugo:
Did u bloody well have to quote the entire ophuhsee as u carry person go drop for page 2 tongue
I tire O! ����
Science/TechnologyRe: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by sleekman(m): 8:07pm On Jul 14, 2020
khalhokage:
So he didn't actually invent anything, I mean turbines at centuries old technology.
Abeg no mind the OP jare. Invent ni, copy ko. This is clearly Axial magnet generator. Something that's clearly all over YouTube. I can bet my left balls that what I can see in that pic will burn up after 4hrs of constant peak current. You need between a 7 and 14 gauge pure copper coil to build this sort of turbine.
Secondly, there's no gear that I can see in place.
PoliticsRe: Projects Of Governor Godwin Obaseki In Edo In Pictures by sleekman(m): 4:06am On Jul 10, 2020
myboy2111:
Where are the projects? You are only posting renovations . Predecessors built those projects you ascribing to Obaseki in the name of renovations
my friend shut the hell up. Which predecessor? All the projects highlighted were initiated and completed by him with the exception of Ogbemudia stadium which is a world class renovation.

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