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seunak2016:
original always WHITE, I think A is original not sure if B is original or fake

There's nothing like original or fake when it comes to this fish. The tastier ones were caught in the wild, the less tastier were farmed indoors. That's the major difference.

Maryam1234:
100 naira per cut.

How's the cut measured? Why not per Kg

Maryam1234:
You can get Groundnut cake sir but,I haven't come across soy cake before.Maybe you can avail me with a picture of soycake.The number on my signature is my Watsapp number.

How much for GNC?

Can I get GNC(Groundnut Cake) and soy cake?

LoveUdie:
"I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.

We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"


What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?

You need to be pragmatic in your approach hence these questions.
How old is he?
What kind of work does he do?
Have you tested his masculinity?(straight or gay)
Has he had an operation before especially around his waistline?
Is he diabetic?
Has he a heart problem?
Have you inquired as to his fertility status?
What's the elasticity of your pussy like?
Does he feel you when penetrates?
Can he keep an erection long enough?
Has he got glaucoma?
Any reproductive tract problems in the past?

You need to seek answers to these questions. As regards testing whether he's straight or gay one way to test is to insert your index finger into his arsehole. If it freely goes in then you might have a problem with his gender preference. If it doesn't then ure safe. Also, his response to this move will either assure you or get you more inquisitive.

As for health problems then you have to push him to see a specialist. As men grow older their testosterone reduces. Some men have a reduced testosterone that needs to be boosted with drugs but also needs to be balanced with BP problems. Your man might be ignorant so don't tow that line of ignorance. Read up about low libido and what you should do as a wife to conquer that problem. Trust me you go run sef when action start.

nifemi25:
According to your story, you haven't caught her red handed.... you are only acting base on what you heard from your wife's friend.... I will only advice you calm yourself so as to catch her . Once you caught her , am sure you knows what to do if you don't want to die before your time..

My friend is something wrong with you? What kind of sisi are you. So you will wait until you catch her red-handed before you'll know that you should allow her go? Mtchewww

That's a leopard lungfish.

This was humorous. You've got skills man.

She was given tasks that will make her develop faster as a banker. While I was left to roam about the streets of Lagos on foot like a lunatic, who is possessed by a legion of vagabond spirits recently rendered homeless by D.K. Olukoya of MFM.

Öga na devil dey deceive you so. You can never be financially stable enough for marriage. Just get married. When you make the bucks you can as well do a second party to your taste. As long as she's ok with a small get together marriage, my guy marry O! Any lady that wants to marry at 27 na im be say her head reach ground. Besides there's nothing more fulfilling than see your lot gradually change as your kids are growing.

Extratyre01:
Give am Belle.. Na sure odd be that, she go wait

Öga na devil dey deceive you so. You can never be financially stable enough for marriage. Just get married. When you make the bucks you can as well do a second party to your taste. As long as she's ok with a small get together marriage, my guy marry O! Any lady that wants to marry at 27 na im be say her head reach ground. Besides there's nothing more fulfilling than see your lot gradually change as your kids are growing.

Please can you help me get soy cake for animal feed? Thank you.

How much and cost of shipping to Benin

FERNANDEZISBACK:
But God couldn't do that for Deborah..your God is a sexist..you are a clown for attaching every single thing to God..

Confused much..

If I reply you I would not be much different from Deborah's killers so I pass. However, I would love God to reply you Himself in His own way.

It depends on whose name the boy is bearing. Was your boy given birth to in a govt Tertiary hospital? If so then you have nothing to fear. Secondly, if the boy is currently with you then move him to your nuclear relations place and continue the negotiations from there. If they are with your boy then they've got you by the balls.

Inosky:
I had of such happening before, the guy married the corpse!

It's your fault, you should have paid her bride price atleast even if you had to borrow when she was alive! Now, you will lose the control of the child who is supposedly yours if you don't marry her completely (doing all the traditional rites) before she's buried.
You can't fight it, they will arrest you if you disobey that! Customary court will jail you!
If you love the child marry the corpse there's nothing there since the loved the lady while she was alive, otherwise let go of the child!

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Sorry it's not necessary, I won't let you lots to turn this to a tribal war.

You have to let us know the tribe for us to help you. Urhobos and Igbos have this as a custom. If you aren't a full fledged Christian then get ready for some spiritual warfare.

jogsman01:
Whatever it is, talk to her first. What if you met them on top each other, will you kill them or commit suicide? No relationship is perfect, and everyone has his/her cross to carry. That's your cross man! Carry am or forget am.

She hasn't gotten home since so what's there to talk about. She's a cheat. Oga for your sanity and peace of mind tell her to immediately leave your house and close that shop. The truth will come out when you go all Russia on her Ukraine ass. Nonsense!

She brought his dick out(No consent Abi)
She played with his dick(no consent Abi?)

Na machine e be shebi?

siofra:
We need to hear from both sides.


From your story, you attempted to rape her. YES is YES. NO is NO.

She didn't give you consent and you tried to force your way.

Keep quiet go where?
Which court you wan carry this case go call am rape? Sat on his dick, touched his dick, played with the dick then he touches hers Na rape?Young man grow a spine and keep the idiot quiet. You should have maintained the quiet treatment. This is a clear case of a lady slapping a man and the man returns the favour then all these feminists and feminist men go come here dey talk rubbish.
Your only problem is you don't know how to be intimate with a lady. The lady clearly wanted you to show her more respect. She sensed you wanted to chop and clean mouth while she wanted you to take your time to chop and continue chopping until you buy market. Na novice you be. You jam 'Egbe Roger'

Jennyclay:
Keep quiet!!! Just Keep quiet!! I wish I knew the way to your house, I will sue you for attempted RAPE. You need to be cooling off in jail right now.

She sat on lap and the next thing you did was to carry her to your bed, then forcefully trying to tear her Jean to rape her... I know Rape apologist on this forum will definitely support you... Bunch of PERVERT!!!

A 300L student who can't write coherently, No paragraph, no space, punctuation marks so poor but all you know how to do is to go about raping girls.

Just thank your star I don't know you. But don't worry, you will soon be jailed before the end of this year.

These are the steps to take for chronic snorers
1. No heavy meal after 4pm. If he must eat after 4 then he should go on fruits, tea, salad, soup. He must not do any form of carbohydrates or refined sugars after 4

2. Sleep on his left side

3. Bitter kola & Tom Tom. Clears mucus along the airway.

4. If he tries these and symptoms persist then he should see a specialist. ENT(Ear, nose & throat)

Chef2000:
There is this roommate of mine and a friend who snores heavily during his sleep.

This is not that normal snoring we experience the one I am talking about is heavy and seems like life is chocking out of him, the snore is heavy that someone living 3 doors away will hear him snoring with ease.

And this snore will begin exactly 30 mins in his sleep it may occasionally stop and then begins again, he doesn't get to hear it because he is fast asleep but it's disturbing me and makes my night restless.

He has talked with one doctor and he gave him some drugs but it didn't work.

Please is there anyone here with a useful information like the drugs he will take or something like that, lets join hands and save a soul.

Guy that babe has you in a bottle. She no do juju Na just psychology. She's met a JJC basically so she's preparing her meal. When she's done nobody go tell you. You are a big mumu. I'll advice you to get other gumbodi babes to first break your addiction to her or you tell your wife to come home and practice and teach your wife what you have illegally acquired that's assuming your wife hasn't mastered the art more than you. Look for a very very cute hottie and chase her until your mind is neutral.

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

Here's my advice. Split the money 10 ways. Two parts to a stockbroker, a part for bonds, another 3 for crypto(crypto will crash to between 8k to 15k so u wait till then to buy and hold), a part dollar holdings, another for TBs(treasury bills), the last 3parts for land purchase.

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

My friend sharrap. Na Ur type dey worse pass. Was she not repeatedly warned? I wonder wetin Nigerians see with salt sef. Most eateries & restaurants in 9ja have same problem.

Beremx:
Your wife has asked for forgiveness. What else do you want?

Waiting for misogynistic people like Kris’s.216 to come advice you to divorce your wife

True true ya head no correct

ahnie:
Me just flying Keke and bike today upandan like ASABA Halle berry.






Pls note....to those that would attack me,nor use your negative energy boil my ripe beans
My head nor correct this night o.




Mercychen you're looking beautiful!!!!if to say I be man,na to rush you from behind be the kontos .

Park where? Park for that ya old smelly kpekus. Hello no! I rather wash and let it hang until I see correct place to park. After my reply so I strike you as someone who will wash his wife kpekus covering. Abeg go and buy air freshener. Ya smelly kpekus is disturbing nairaland.

Bola146:
Na them he is one of those washing panties for his wife but will be typing otherwise here pack well and face front jare

My friend sharrap. He purchased the rights to be honoured first in his own house just the same way you ladies want to be honoured with front seat side by side with hubby. It clearly shows that her elder brother is dictating terms or she goes to him regularly for advice or financial favours. It's clearly not right. OP what I'll advice you to do is to get your younger one around and give money to him or her first before giving your wife and see whether she see nothing wrong with it.

Bola146:
As for me I don't see anything bad in that, it's a way to show honour and respect to him, it's just a visit not forever, he will soon go to his house.

NB If you truly want a happy home, don't seek advice on social media, those kids who can't maintain a week relationship will advise you astray. What works for A might not work for B.

Even with your modifications, it's the same thing!!! Is the man living forever in your house? Why come here to rant instead of telling your wife directly that she did something wrong?! You see why I always said good communication with intimacy are good in every home especially with this teens getting married everyday. I know he will still come back to ask if it's good for his wife to be greeting him every morning or late in the night orishirishi Dear Lord have mercy on us all

ssogundele:
Power is said to be transient really! If the Supreme Court judgment had been adhered to sincerely then, all these roforofo might not have happened. Government should be sincere and meditate in an unbiased way to resolve this issue.
The Adebayo man should please consider and be magnanimous too by considering those house owners for country hard o

What are you saying? If you built a house and were living on your land and the govt(military junta) comes and pull down your property and allocates it to someone else then you should now feel sorry for who bought the property? My friend abeg try develop ya brain.

Twisted what? All that the LASG is doing is to show their open disdain and disobedience of law. The supreme court judgement is very clear. 549plots in Shangisha Magodo is theirs so why are they trying to twist a very clear judgement?
They should relocate the current occupiers of the said plots immediately execute the judgement.

Ayemileto:


Omo, LASG don twist the matter sha.

As for me, I'm praying & hoping you receive sense.
Bloody ritualist like you.

Jeezuzpck:
And Adekunle is still going to join.

Simi better start praying o.....

$1trillion won't solve 9jas electricity problem. Our problems stem from our inability to get criminal cases heard, tried and sentences given promptly. Once the courts work effectively even our lawmakers and those in govt will sit up. Slow and lack of dispensation of justice is Nigeria's problem. People are stealing electricity, discos are robbing customers, gencos are short-changed simply because the discos don't want to take up all the power from the gencos.

Faiththatworks:
I have always wanted to make a suggestion to the Nigerian govt,I think there are some govt officials who visit Nairaland to read the opinions of Nigerians.
Please whoever has access to Gen Buhari should tell him it's time to permanently fix the issue of darkness in Nigeria.
My suggestion is very simple, Nigerians should be allowed to vote Yes or No for government to access 3 Billion Dollars from the foreign reserve to fix this issue of inadequate power supply.
If the citizens agree to allow govt access the money, Government should form a company that allows all Nigerian to have a share in the company.
The 3 Billion Dollars should be deployed to fixing the entire power chain, especially production.
If we can employ more than 100000 people to fabricate the iron pipes we need to move move the gas to all the moribund power plants,secure the pipeline right of way,build new transmission lines,send some some yoiths to mambilla to work there,and even start companies to mass produce prepaid meters,I'm sure Nigeria will be out of this mess called power shortage in a short while.
Part of the condition of removing the money is that Nigerians must have an open agreement on the pricing of the electricity.
Finally laws will be made to imprison anyone who makes any attempt to steal the money,and also another law to put a date on the ban of the importation of generators.
If Government can borrow 2.5 billion to build rails,I'm sure accesssing 3 Billion to repair the entire power sector isn't too much.
God bless Nigeria

Oga the solution is very simple. Get all her people out of the house. Give them an ultimatum to leave. Stand your ground that if your people can't live or visit you without issues then hers can't. Period! Get some balls mehn! Dictate what happens in your home and if she gives problems then look for a miniflat or short let to lease for a month. Let your family know where you are and be sparsely be seen in your home. That should reset her brain. If after a month scenario doesn't change my brother divorce, travelling out and limiting all inputs into the home should be on the table and she

Richpet85:
Please do not mind my english consider any error as typo but I honestly needed a sincere advice.

My marriage will be 8 years by September 2022. The journey of marriage has not been rosy and sometime I feel I made a very huge mistake by marrying my wife. I met her in April that year, we date for 6 months and we finally got married Sept same year. Prior before we got married I took her to meet with my siblings since my both parents were late specially our 2nd daughter who her husband sponsored my secondary education. She was cool with my family and never raised any concern during this period of courtship.

Suddenly a night of our wedding everything changed. That same woman that took care of my family as hers turned into directly opposite of who she used to be. To cut the story short, she started dispising my family and the thought of their sight irritates her.

She started by complaining about my sister's son living with me before we got married, her mum and other of my siblings to the point that anytime my eldest sister visited she will leave my house with tears.

My wife also ensure she send all my siblings and relations away from me and my house no go area for them. But what confuses me was that she doesn't behave in a similar manner whenever her own siblings or her mum visits our home. Her behaviour towards my family has destroyed the joy we once had as siblings. The marriage has produced 3 kids of which my last child is less than a month old. Anytime she put to bed her mother has always been the one coming for OMUGOO. None of my siblings can come to my house because of her attitude towards them.

I can't tolerate it further am dying silently as am typing this msg her mum, her immediate junior Sister are in my house and every where is very peaceful. If they were my mum or sibling my house would have been burning by now.

I made conscious effort to kill and ignore this feeling but anytime I see her mum and sister. I feel very depressed in my own house. There are other ill behaviour she have which I can tolerate but seeing myself separated from my siblings because of my wife is my greatest Marital night mare.

I am sincerely fade up with her but my kids are my greatest weakness. The thought of leaving my house and go far away from her or rather travel abroad and leave there permanently has recently overcrowded my mind. But I can't stop thinking about my kids, their future and what they will turn into if she is to raise them alone.

Don't forget I have provided her with everything needed to be comfortable in marriage, house, cars, business etc mostly importanly I am not cheating on her, I don't smoke, I don't keep late night and I don't have friends because she has sent everybody close to me away from my life.

I need a mature advice and no insult please.

I am emotionally trumatised and feel so depressed.

As for me

Frank Edoho(he's number 1 for me because he's classy. His uppercuts are jaw dropping)
Tonto Dike & FFK (I'm just waiting for a fight between these two. I'll get a 100kg sack of popcorn cos it will be spectacular)
Kemi Olunloyo (Mama wèrèbadan)
Charles Igwe(9ja 2pac)
Jim Iyke (Wèrè²)
Reno(Oga Beef)
David Ibeyeomie(Na pastor work dey hold im manifestation if you doubt me ask mama wèrèbadan )

Wow! I'm guessing her father made that foxy decision and judging by that decision they want her to come home otherwise they would have clearly told her that she stopped having a room in their house the second she said I do. I'll advice him to drive her to her parents house, go with his father or senior representative from his family and clearly state that you are temporarily keeping her under their care for about a month. If in a month's time she still has this mindset then initiate divorce proceedings.
Meanwhile, always call, go there at least twice, thrice a week if her parents live nearby or once every two weeks if out of town. Make sure they know that you're putting in an effort to make it work. Be romantic, get sweet savoury flowers, chocolate, ice cream, perfumes, sexy lingerie. Do not initiate sex or love making, let her ooze of it. Get her mum & dad gifts. Take her dad out for drinks, hangouts. Spoil her mum too because she's gonna be doing the work on your behalf. Talk to your wife, anticipate her thinking, her moves and her actions. Dress new, dress young, smell of sex( mouth wash, fresh bath, sex provoking perfume, new shiny shoes, new naira notes, clean car, well perfumed. Take her out to a nice restaurànt. Not eatery O! If after a month she's still hanging on to that mindset or he's beginning to hear some hanky panky, my brother advice him to ask for his BP back. Dem no dey force woman wen say e no want again.

Babsojimjim:
Dear All,

The write up below is exactly what a friend is going through from his wife. Please what sort of action can he take?

Despite, all he has done to please his wife, called Reverend fathers and pastors to counsel them both, his wife is still indifferent to him and is threatening to quit the marriage, citing accumulated pains of the past.

Currently, she says she wants to go back to her parents house else she will die or commit suicide. The man called her parents, and their advise was that since she is his wife, he should decide if to allow her leave his house to come and see them (parents) or stay in his house that the decision is his as the husband.

At this juncture my friend is confused and dont know what to do again.

Even the unmarried friend of his wife who came to stay with them is not helping matter at all as she seems to be enjoying the challenge between my friend and his wife.

Please advise needed. Thanks.