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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by sleekman(m): 11:42am On Jul 28, 2024

khalling2008:
Has anybody noticed that buying USDT with naira is not available on Bybit again

It's still available

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Jailed For Six Months With No Option Of Fine by sleekman(m): 12:07pm On Apr 12, 2024

Abeg one quick question. Now that bobrisky has been sentenced where will they be sending him to? Male or female prison? Abeg I'm just asking O!

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by sleekman(m): 8:34pm On Jan 20, 2024

zed7:
Genotype doesn't change, it's always a case of wrong diagnosis either because the scientist is an amateur or faulty equipment.

As for the new genotype, abort mission immediately. I'm glad you already know that. All alternatives available are costly and invasive. Better abort mission now.

Family › Re: My Mum Wants Me To Sack My Househelp by sleekman(m): 5:25pm On Jan 10, 2024

EreluRoz:
Is your husband that cheap? Only cheap men sleep with their house help who is answereth to them and supposed to be under their protection

Oga Abraham nä cheap man abi? Una and una yeye mentality. The matter is simple. An older woman sitting down is seeing what a younger one on an Iroko tree can't see. If House girl do otumokpo for you, you go confess when you don drive your wife and no more money again.

Foreign Affairs › Re: "No Peace Until Russia’s Goals In Ukraine Are Achieved", Says President Putin by sleekman(m): 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2023

How are they slaves when the deal is just remain neutral and not bring my enemy to my doorstep? That's was the chief requirement yet they opted to go to war and they are facing annihilation daily.
If the Ukrainians did not want a war they should have signed the peace deal immediately after the Russians invaded but didn't seriously excalate the situation. Now Ukraine is facing total devastation

nairalanda1:
I pity both countries, because both of them have good reasons to keep fighting

Russia has to guarantee it's border security, and Ukraine has the right not to be anyone's slave

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Politics › Re: EFCC Releases Seven NAF Personnel Linked With Internet Fraud by sleekman(m): 8:38am On Nov 18, 2023

The EFCC knows that after arresting the air force personnel they should have informed the military police and handed them to the MPs for court martial. They had no right not even the Nigerian Police has the right to hold on to a suspect. They thought it's the laws they keep breaking by breaking into peoples homes without warrants that they can exert with the air force.

MrSundry:
Source: https://www.channelstv.com/2023/11/17/efcc-releases-seven-naf-personnel-linked-with-internet-fraud/

mynd44 Nlfpmod

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Military Discovers Weapons With Proofs Of Hostages Held In Gazan Hospita by sleekman(m): 11:58am On Nov 14, 2023

Kushites:
These Israelis take the world for fools.

Any of those IDF guys could have easily carried those things in a bag and placed them there to call cameras and claim it was Hamas.

Just to justify bombing hospitals and other war crimes they are committing.

Nonsense.

They also dug the tunnels into the hospital bah?😁😂🤣

I pray for you this minute that you receive sense. Amen

Travel › Re: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by sleekman(m): 10:55pm On Oct 26, 2023

Athena6:
So Nigeria have finally happen to me, I thought if I save a little to the 5M I have, it would be able to leave this country by next year.

But right now, it is impossible, I saw on Twitter how a lady was begging money for flight ticket which was about 2.2M, just flight ticket o.

Months ago, a relative of mine told me someone is looking for a dependent and he will connect me to the person, he said the payment was 4M and I was not going to pay much after that and I will stay with the person in the UK before I settle on my own but I was forming big girl saying I will do my process by myself.

Now look, dollar have increased, the money is now worthless, anyway when there is life, there is hope.

Nairaland please help me think of a business to start with 2M, I can't just leave the money in the bank to keep on depreciating.

Thank you

The mistake you made was leaving your money in naira. Download binance, register and buy USDT. with your 5million. As you work and get more save up in dollars on binance .

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Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by sleekman(m): 4:39pm On Jun 20, 2023

Perhaps I'm in the best position to advise you on this. I've been in my village running to 7yrs now and I can tell you I'm loving every minute of it. First thing first. Has he purchased or inherited land to use for agriculture? Has he got a functional ride? Has he got a house or inherited house. Perhaps a house from a relation he can live in for free longterm and restrategize? If the answers are affirmative then I'll advise you go with him to the village but he must go first. Go visiting frequently. Explore the market, agricultural opportunities, private schools, public schools with a private teacher option. Accessibility to big towns, cost of living, variety of food options, telecommunications, electricity, water availability, means of transportation and ease of transportation etc.
If you keep an open mind then the village can be a good place to bounce back, make some cash and start acquiring properties in the city. If you are hardworking as you seem to sound then you will consider moving temporarily or permanently to the village the best decision you have made

Family › Re: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by sleekman(m): 3:24pm On May 25, 2023

Nation1:
Hello people,

Am married for 6 years with two kids. Some months ago, my wife started denying sex so much that we hardly have 2 times in a month. Because of this, I no longer disturb her this days cos it's better to let her be than to be rejected since most times I expected her to say no or give an excuse or the other which am always about 90 percent right about.

This days, I don't feel attracted to her sexually anymore. I have never cheated on her but this days, the thought of doing so is gradually creeping in. Have tried talking to her about this but no change. I don't want to start what extra marital affair but am tempted to.

I need your advise guys.

Your wife needs to see a gyno. She might be running dry easily during sex thereby hurting her during the act. Due the pain she doesn't look forward to the sex. Get her to see a gynaecologist and that can be rectified easily or gradually over time.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Khan: Russia adds ICC Prosecutor Who Wanted Putin Arrested to its "Wanted List' by sleekman(m): 10:06pm On May 19, 2023

God1000:
Lol, the ICC prosecutor doesn't care because he won't travel to Russia for anything, but Putin will be arrested if he travels to any country that is signatory to ICC

You are so silly. If Putin places you on his wanted list then just forget it because he'll surely get you.

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Romance › Re: Moment Groom Wipes Off Lipstick Of Bride Before Kissing On Wedding Day (video) by sleekman(m): 10:42am On May 06, 2023

Rokiat:
Bush man, this one wouldn’t even know how to give head. I feel for the bride.

Madam head hunter, oral cancer giver. You do well i see you.

Travel › Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by sleekman(m): 7:07pm On Oct 30, 2022

Amotolongbo:
All I can read here are
1. A lady who isn’t straight forward
2. A man who feels insecure

Person marry wife. E know the kain person wen im wife be you sit down some kilometers away call am insecure. Did anything he wrote there sound insecure to you? You are just a mumu.

Food › Re: Mackerel: How Do I Identify Original From This Fish? by sleekman(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2022

seunak2016:
original always WHITE, I think A is original not sure if B is original or fake

There's nothing like original or fake when it comes to this fish. The tastier ones were caught in the wild, the less tastier were farmed indoors. That's the major difference.

Agriculture › Re: Updated Prices Of Grains And Vegetables From Madallah Market In Niger State by sleekman(m): 10:10pm On Sep 30, 2022

Maryam1234:
100 naira per cut.

How's the cut measured? Why not per Kg

Agriculture › Re: Updated Prices Of Grains And Vegetables From Madallah Market In Niger State by sleekman(m): 10:26am On Sep 18, 2022

Maryam1234:
You can get Groundnut cake sir but,I haven't come across soy cake before.Maybe you can avail me with a picture of soycake.The number on my signature is my Watsapp number.

How much for GNC?

Agriculture › Re: Updated Prices Of Grains And Vegetables From Madallah Market In Niger State by sleekman(m): 8:47am On Sep 17, 2022

Can I get GNC(Groundnut Cake) and soy cake?

Family › Re: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by sleekman(m): 6:59pm On Aug 11, 2022

LoveUdie:
"I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.

We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"

What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?

You need to be pragmatic in your approach hence these questions.
How old is he?
What kind of work does he do?
Have you tested his masculinity?(straight or gay)
Has he had an operation before especially around his waistline?
Is he diabetic?
Has he a heart problem?
Have you inquired as to his fertility status?
What's the elasticity of your pussy like?
Does he feel you when penetrates?
Can he keep an erection long enough?
Has he got glaucoma?
Any reproductive tract problems in the past?

You need to seek answers to these questions. As regards testing whether he's straight or gay one way to test is to insert your index finger into his arsehole. If it freely goes in then you might have a problem with his gender preference. If it doesn't then ure safe. Also, his response to this move will either assure you or get you more inquisitive.

As for health problems then you have to push him to see a specialist. As men grow older their testosterone reduces. Some men have a reduced testosterone that needs to be boosted with drugs but also needs to be balanced with BP problems. Your man might be ignorant so don't tow that line of ignorance. Read up about low libido and what you should do as a wife to conquer that problem. Trust me you go run sef when action start.

Family › Re: I Discovered That My Wife Has Been Cheating On Me: What Should I Do? by sleekman(m): 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2022

nifemi25:
According to your story, you haven't caught her red handed.... you are only acting base on what you heard from your wife's friend.... I will only advice you calm yourself so as to catch her . Once you caught her , am sure you knows what to do if you don't want to die before your time..

My friend is something wrong with you? What kind of sisi are you. So you will wait until you catch her red-handed before you'll know that you should allow her go? Mtchewww

Food › Re: Who Knows The Name Of This Fish? by sleekman(m): 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2022

That's a leopard lungfish.

Career › Re: My Experience As A Banker by sleekman(m): 10:54am On Jul 23, 2022

This was humorous. You've got skills man.

She was given tasks that will make her develop faster as a banker. While I was left to roam about the streets of Lagos on foot like a lunatic, who is possessed by a legion of vagabond spirits recently rendered homeless by D.K. Olukoya of MFM.

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Romance › Re: Should l Succumb To Pressure And Marry This Girl? by sleekman(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2022

Öga na devil dey deceive you so. You can never be financially stable enough for marriage. Just get married. When you make the bucks you can as well do a second party to your taste. As long as she's ok with a small get together marriage, my guy marry O! Any lady that wants to marry at 27 na im be say her head reach ground. Besides there's nothing more fulfilling than see your lot gradually change as your kids are growing.

Romance › Re: Should l Succumb To Pressure And Marry This Girl? by sleekman(m): 8:38pm On Jul 21, 2022

Extratyre01:
Give am Belle.. Na sure odd be that, she go wait

Agriculture › Re: Updated Price Of Grains And Location. by sleekman(m): 11:57am On Jun 23, 2022

Please can you help me get soy cake for animal feed? Thank you.

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Agriculture › Re: 50 Days Maturity Maize Seeds by sleekman(m): 11:43am On Jun 23, 2022

How much and cost of shipping to Benin

Christianity Etc › Re: What God Did When I Found Myself In A Den Of Cultists In Port Harcourt by sleekman(m): 12:11pm On May 22, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
But God couldn't do that for Deborah..your God is a sexist..you are a clown for attaching every single thing to God..

Confused much..

If I reply you I would not be much different from Deborah's killers so I pass. However, I would love God to reply you Himself in His own way.

Family › Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by sleekman(m): 2:25pm On Apr 30, 2022

It depends on whose name the boy is bearing. Was your boy given birth to in a govt Tertiary hospital? If so then you have nothing to fear. Secondly, if the boy is currently with you then move him to your nuclear relations place and continue the negotiations from there. If they are with your boy then they've got you by the balls.

Inosky:
I had of such happening before, the guy married the corpse!

It's your fault, you should have paid her bride price atleast even if you had to borrow when she was alive! Now, you will lose the control of the child who is supposedly yours if you don't marry her completely (doing all the traditional rites) before she's buried.
You can't fight it, they will arrest you if you disobey that! Customary court will jail you!
If you love the child marry the corpse there's nothing there since the loved the lady while she was alive, otherwise let go of the child!

Family › Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by sleekman(m): 2:20pm On Apr 30, 2022

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Sorry it's not necessary, I won't let you lots to turn this to a tribal war.

You have to let us know the tribe for us to help you. Urhobos and Igbos have this as a custom. If you aren't a full fledged Christian then get ready for some spiritual warfare.

Family › Re: Help! My Woman Caught Red Handedly Romancing Another Man Publicly by sleekman(m): 9:09pm On Apr 06, 2022

jogsman01:
Whatever it is, talk to her first. What if you met them on top each other, will you kill them or commit suicide? No relationship is perfect, and everyone has his/her cross to carry. That's your cross man! Carry am or forget am.

She hasn't gotten home since so what's there to talk about. She's a cheat. Oga for your sanity and peace of mind tell her to immediately leave your house and close that shop. The truth will come out when you go all Russia on her Ukraine ass. Nonsense!

Crime › Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by sleekman(m): 7:14pm On Apr 04, 2022

She brought his dick out(No consent Abi)
She played with his dick(no consent Abi?)

Na machine e be shebi?

siofra:
We need to hear from both sides.

From your story, you attempted to rape her. YES is YES. NO is NO.

She didn't give you consent and you tried to force your way.

Crime › Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by sleekman(m): 7:06pm On Apr 04, 2022

Keep quiet go where?
Which court you wan carry this case go call am rape? Sat on his dick, touched his dick, played with the dick then he touches hers Na rape?Young man grow a spine and keep the idiot quiet. You should have maintained the quiet treatment. This is a clear case of a lady slapping a man and the man returns the favour then all these feminists and feminist men go come here dey talk rubbish.
Your only problem is you don't know how to be intimate with a lady. The lady clearly wanted you to show her more respect. She sensed you wanted to chop and clean mouth while she wanted you to take your time to chop and continue chopping until you buy market. Na novice you be. You jam 'Egbe Roger'

Jennyclay:
Keep quiet!!! Just Keep quiet!! I wish I knew the way to your house, I will sue you for attempted RAPE. You need to be cooling off in jail right now.

She sat on lap and the next thing you did was to carry her to your bed, then forcefully trying to tear her Jean to rape her... I know Rape apologist on this forum will definitely support you... Bunch of PERVERT!!!

A 300L student who can't write coherently, No paragraph, no space, punctuation marks so poor but all you know how to do is to go about raping girls.

Just thank your star I don't know you. But don't worry, you will soon be jailed before the end of this year.

Health › Re: Snoring Heavily In The Sleep, What Is The Solution. by sleekman(m): 1:45am On Mar 06, 2022

These are the steps to take for chronic snorers
1. No heavy meal after 4pm. If he must eat after 4 then he should go on fruits, tea, salad, soup. He must not do any form of carbohydrates or refined sugars after 4

2. Sleep on his left side

3. Bitter kola & Tom Tom. Clears mucus along the airway.

4. If he tries these and symptoms persist then he should see a specialist. ENT(Ear, nose & throat)

Chef2000:
There is this roommate of mine and a friend who snores heavily during his sleep.

This is not that normal snoring we experience the one I am talking about is heavy and seems like life is chocking out of him, the snore is heavy that someone living 3 doors away will hear him snoring with ease.

And this snore will begin exactly 30 mins in his sleep it may occasionally stop and then begins again, he doesn't get to hear it because he is fast asleep but it's disturbing me and makes my night restless.

He has talked with one doctor and he gave him some drugs but it didn't work.

Please is there anyone here with a useful information like the drugs he will take or something like that, lets join hands and save a soul.

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