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Politics › Re: Buhari Signs Order For Construction Of 794km Of Roads (Dailytrust) by sleekman(m): 8:44pm On Jan 29, 2019
For there to be a PPP there must be approval from the chambers. I forsee a challenge very soon.
MyGeneration:
please expantiate on this your point
Politics › Re: Buhari Signs Order For Construction Of 794km Of Roads (Dailytrust) by sleekman(m): 10:11am On Jan 29, 2019
I am surprised no one is talking about the illegality of this move. This man is on a full dictatorial mode. This is horrible for our polity.This nonsense shouldn't stand.
Agriculture › Re: My Goat Farm Startup (my Diary) by sleekman(m): 1:15am On Jan 28, 2019
You need to learn to vaccinate the goats yourself.
These resources will help you a lot. https://thefreerangelife.com/
Arms Family Homestead on youtube
Educate yourself fast before you lose your kid goats.
jidestroud:
Not at all.
Expecting the veterinary doc to come look them up tomorrow noon.

Thanks.
Politics › Re: Photos And Video From Kwara PDP Campaign Rally by sleekman(m): 11:38pm On Jan 27, 2019
Na for America you sit dey spew trash shebi? Wait hand go soon meet una. That una strategizing go fail woefully
rusher14:
Be sitting down in Okpekpe and be making comments.
Business › Re: Goat Farming by sleekman(m): 6:22pm On Jan 27, 2019
mount1ng:
This is a very lucrative business. All you need is space and location. You can multiply your stock 3 to 4 times in a year. Carry go.
Multiply stock 3-4times? How? Bros u dey breed goats?
Agriculture › Re: Goat Farming : Zero Grazing & Urban Goat Farming by sleekman(m): 6:20pm On Jan 27, 2019
Would you be interested in buying imported goat semen? If you are let me know.
zayons:
updates

on 11/2/2017, my northern pregnant doe with pix above kidded with 2 lovely kids. see the update. mum and babies are fine. note that this is her first pregnancy.

proving that northern breeds can do well anywhere in the nation.
Politics › Re: Photos And Video From Kwara PDP Campaign Rally by sleekman(m): 6:12pm On Jan 27, 2019
bad belle. una eye go soon clear
rusher14:
It is evident Saraki has lost Kwara and his senatorial seat.

He'll be in political wilderness for a long time to come.
Agriculture › Re: My Goat Farm Startup (my Diary) by sleekman(m): 6:09pm On Jan 27, 2019
Did you vaccinate the mother 1 month before birth? If you didn't then you should vaccinate those kids immediately. PPR and CDT vaccines
jidestroud:
Note:

My projections were both delivering 3 each at birth. But, Patra gave me just two angry
Nevertheless, being the first birth, I forgive her. grin . let's see what Mitchell delivers.
Agriculture › Re: My Goat Farm Startup (my Diary) by sleekman(m): 5:32pm On Jan 27, 2019
I want to partner with others to purchase goat semen. Is anyone interested?
Agriculture › Re: My Goat Farm Startup (my Diary) by sleekman(m): 5:30pm On Jan 27, 2019
I have some questions for you cos I raise sheep too. Do you deworm the mother regularly?
Do you vaccinate? CDT & PPR?
Do you administer sulpha drugs every 2-3weeks for your kids?
Is their mother stooling?
majralph:
i lost the lamb this morning sad sad
Agriculture › Re: Looking To Purchase Donkeys by sleekman(op): 1:25pm On Jan 14, 2019
Cee9:
If you still need donkey let me know
Yes I do. I need a pair of male and female. How much are we looking at?
Properties › Re: Please Help, How Do I Stop My Landlord From Locking Me Outside Everyday? by sleekman(m): 12:36am On Dec 28, 2018
Jerryembassy91:
I have spoken to him severally over this issue.He said is a new development that the gate must be locked on or before 8pm everyday. From work i do get home between 9 and 9.30..Yesterday i stood outside over an hour knocking.

Pls candid advice is needed...thank you
Tell him you intend to install a jam lock on the gate. That way you can open it anytime u get back from work.
Fashion › Re: How Do I Undo My Bleached Skin? by sleekman(m): 5:39pm On Dec 22, 2018
LordFriar:
Hello everyone. I made some wrong choices way back. Naive me was led into believing that the CaroWhite lotion was a non-skin bleacher; the seller assured me what I had to fear was CaroTone. But now, some 2 weeks after, my hands are lighter than my knuckles which are resilient chocolate browns.

So, someone please, what do I do to revive my dark complexion? I have tried suntanning - or more appropriately, sundarkening - & I've noticed no improvements. Is there some cosmetic solution you know of? Or non-cosmetic others?
Trust me when I tell you this. Have your bath with black soap and you'll return to your natural colour in no time.
Phones › Re: Who Can Fix Lenovo P2 Screen by sleekman(m): 12:52am On Nov 30, 2018
Lenovo P2 is the worst phone I've ever bought and used. What a waste.
Romance › Re: He Forcefully Took My Virginity, Wants Marriage. I'm Hurting. What Should I Do? by sleekman(m): 7:42pm On Aug 12, 2018
joytothewise:
My contribution is : forgive him and let him go.... you have your faults! Since you have gone to Pastors and they told you NO No, but taking him to court blah blah... is not Godly.... he feels guilty already !!!
This kind of talk is what promotes evil in our society.
Romance › Re: He Forcefully Took My Virginity, Wants Marriage. I'm Hurting. What Should I Do? by sleekman(m): 7:35pm On Aug 12, 2018
smileing:
ok
I ve not considered reporting him but if I do I don't think I have a strong evidence apart from the broken hymen.
is there anything else I need to know before reporting him that ll substantiate my evidence
For you to consider this shows you don't love him. I think the idiot saw the handwriting on the wall that's why he raped you. I tell ladies as well as men. If you're not ready to give don't take. Obviously he's not a husband material and you probably saw it long ago. Someother factors kept you from taking a concrete decision. Are there bruises on you? Any of your clothes torn? Does he have semen and your blood on your clothes to show forced? Where did this take place? Did he hit you? Did you scream no severally? Did you go to the hospital immediately after the deed? Did you shower after the deed before the tests? Did you cry out for help? Did you hit him back or tore his clothes? Did he drug you? Alcohol or narcotics perhaps? Did he use a condom? Just get yourself prepared for the tirade of questions. They aren't funny and sometimes the policemen that will interrogate you will look like your enemies. They'll definitely be your enemy if the culprit is financially bouyant but if the answer to the questions above are 70-80% affirmative then you've got a strong case to put the idiot behind bars if you're in Lagos. Outside Lagos you'll have a very tall order. There's a certain taskforce setup by the Lagos state govt to get rid of sex offenders, be it rapists, child molesters etc. If your answer to those questions is below 50%, my sister swallow your hurt, learn from the bad experience, stay clear from that monster or molester if you're convinced of what you're saying but no one will. Go check yourself for STDs, potential pregnancy and get a shrink. Yes you heard me right, get a shrink because you need to recover from this bad experience. Go for counselling. Church, govt hospital an older one with the right experience will do. Now for the big one. Get on your knees and talk to God about what has been stolen from you and ask for his own kind of intervention.
Family › Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by sleekman(m): 1:35am On Jul 21, 2018
pocohantas:
You are wise! If she did that to spite him, he would have known prior to this issue. She would have given that 'it's my house vibe', same vibe most men give their wives.

I think his wife is a good woman. OP isn't bad either, he is only proud and selfish. He should better go settle issues with his wife, this isn't a serious issue. If the house were in his name, the wife would have realised how she can become homeless in a quick second. We are only hearing this one because he is at the receiving end.
Where does pride come in here? What if he spent all the money will she kill him? You are just sick shikena.
Family › Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by sleekman(m): 1:31am On Jul 21, 2018
TooNoisy:
I can see the devil is at work again grin grin grin

The devil is always trying to break a happy home... or was your home ever happy? shocked shocked

I guess all of these happened to expose your wife; I am shocked to hear that your wife did not tell you that your name was never on the house. That is treacherous. Now you should thank God for exposing the type of person you married.... and may be exposing the type of person you are as well. Joke or no joke, you should not have said she should leave your house.

Okay so let's discuss the way forward. First of all, forget about divorce - the children suffer most from a divorce and you shouldn't let your innocent children pay for your stupidity and that if your wife.

You need to call your wife and explain to her. In my view there are three options:

1. She sells the house and you both can jointly buy a house to be owned by both of you. That way, no one can send the other out.
2. You get another place and she moves in with you while she continues to rent out her own house. It is her house.
3. You move back to the house with a view to building your own house quickly. You allocate the family expenses in such a way that you are able to save quickly to build your house.

Please do not relocate to another state; it makes no sense and you are only punishing your children for their mother's sin.

What is now missing in your marriage is trust... you both will not trust each other for a long time, but time heals all wounds. You both will heal.. give it time but please don't punish your children.
Oga she never trusted him in the first place. I'm guessing her husband is a virgo. Most are hard-working, dilligent and honest. She knows she messed up. She would never had suggested his name on the title docs if his money wasn't in the property. Sadly, she will need to work extra hard to get her husbands love back. If I were her, I will move with the husband, apologize profusely, show remorse, allow some time for wounds to heal save and then transfer all title deeds to him to cement trust. The woman should know that there's nothing worse than a nagging wife especially one that crosses the threshold. If she's cheating or has cheated just as someone here has said which I agree with then sadly she's not a wife material. Although, from her writeup she seems a good woman who has lost her way. I wouldn't want the property in our names either. I'll need to be sure if she really loves me. Other wives dey collect money show Oga say, how we go do am. Now she's lost face with his family.
Car Talk › Re: Filling Of Car Gas by sleekman(m): 10:03am On May 05, 2018
laudate:
Go back and read my post again. I never said they cannot be used in cars. Where did you get that from? shocked
that's what ur post inferred.
Car Talk › Re: Filling Of Car Gas by sleekman(m): 10:02am On May 05, 2018
laudate:
Go back and read my post again. I never said they cannot be used in cars. Where did you get that from? shocked
so what's killing you since both LPG and CNG can be used in cars? Guy parkwell jior. For the record, there are more LPG than CNG plants in Benin.
Car Talk › Re: Filling Of Car Gas by sleekman(m): 3:16pm On May 04, 2018
laudate:
No sir. There are more CNG refill points in Benin, than LPG, owned by Green Gas Ltd. However, in Lagos there are more LPG refill points, than CNG, owned by different gas companies. Most transport companies & taxis in Benin, run on CNG. There is a big difference between LPG and CNG.
inasmuch that ure right in saying CNG and LPG are different, ure wrong in saying that they both can't be used in cars.
Crime › Re: Lady Lawyer Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos, Then Tries Killing Herself by sleekman(m): 2:05pm On May 03, 2018
biacan:
Something must have led her to commit this dreadful act..... maybe he cheated who knows.....huh
you Sabi read abi
Business To Business › Re: PALM OIL BUSINESS( Productions, Sales and Storage) by sleekman(m): 5:27pm On Apr 25, 2018
I've got palm oil for sale from Edo State. Can supply to any where in Nigeria. You can reach me on 08111961961 or aihotrading@gmail.com
Family › Re: My Sister Got Married Without My Knowledge -- Now They Need Me To Mediate by sleekman(m): 6:29am On Apr 07, 2018
This reminds me of one of the judges in Israel that was the son of concubine or harlot can't really remember. He was denied his inheritance when his father died so he left and went to another country where he became strong, wealthy and successful. His clansmen came to beg him to deliver them from the hands of the Philipstines. He initially refused, but later agreed by shrewdly renegotiating to be their leader. My brother your answer is in the book of Judges. God has given you authority and has disgraced your enemies wherever they are. They have acknowledged their faults, bitten the dust and come to you. Forgive, negotiate shrewdly and lead. Na God do am.
Business › Re: Paddy Adenuga: "Bad Belle Is Such An Epidemic In Nigeria" by sleekman(m): 4:25pm On Feb 27, 2018
nairavsdollars:
yeye boi...e pain am say that Chevron Netherlands deal no click
bad belle
Family › Re: I Married A Stranger! I Caught My Wife With Her Boss At Ikeja Hotel! by sleekman(m): 11:41am On Feb 19, 2018
You don't need to divorce her man. Let her initiate the divorce if she wants to. Get your house ready, move in and get a gf or second wife you'll marry traditionally. Under no circumstance must you allow her into the house. Just keep her at bay and let her do whatever rubbish she's doing. Pay for the Children's school fees, buy them wears and buy provisions. Occasionally give them pocket money. Don't give her a dime. She will initiate the divorce proceedings herself. Make sure you keep a copy of all your police statements and hers. Get in touch with the CO or IPO of all the cases to get a copy of her statement. This na 9ja nothing comes free. Forget the useless woman and build your life afresh.
Business › Re: Innocent Chukwuma Rejects EFCC Release, Refuses To Leave Custody by sleekman(m): 11:16pm On Dec 20, 2017
eagleeye2:
You were arrested because it is an arrest.
You are an idiot because you look like an idiot. Does this statement and what u said similar?
Phones › Re: Help!!! All Techno Phones Not Working In Usa by sleekman(m): 11:37am On Dec 17, 2017
Apparently, no one has answered you appropriately. The US, Canada and their protectorates use CDMA code division multiple access technology which operate on different frequencies from that of Nigeria and Europe which are GSM global system for mobiles. Very few networks use GSM in the US and Canada. E.g AT&T in d US and Roger in Canada.
Politics › Re: El-zakzaky: Falana Withdraws Petition Against Nigerian Army by sleekman(m): 10:26pm On Nov 08, 2017
Evablizin:
Okay.

No petition against Nigerian Army shall stand.

Signed;Sai Baba.
Can you see how stupid you sound?
Romance › Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by sleekman(m): 2:38am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
My guy na malaria dey do you. Go take malaria medicine
Education › Re: Redeemer’s University Expels Actor Macaroni Over His Activities On Social Media by sleekman(m): 3:19pm On Oct 13, 2017
Gourdoinc:
you weren't found sound in character and learning. oga go for their restitutional program. social media keeps making people display their foolery in public. go and sin no more
You are such an otu. People like you kill this country and make the system to remain rotten. Your foul odour is even disturbing to goats and days old dead fish.
Crime › Re: Woman Bites Off Lady's Ear In Bayelsa As Her Ear Gets Chopped Off. Graphic PICS by sleekman(m): 3:45pm On Oct 01, 2017
hatchy:
E pain you well well. No go commit suicide because of me o. Today na first of a new month and na Nigeria independent anniversary.

If you kill yourself na straight to hell fire go meet all those brainwashed Ipob wey dance to the python bullets.

Mbok Ku yeretsi!
abeg tell me, na ur mumu dey pain me abi na ur tribalistic wasted brain?

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