₦airaland Forum

I came on nairaland some months ago to educate people on what our police force has turned into. I was called all kinds of names. Just pray that d Lord's prayer works for u anytime u step out of ur abode. "Lead us not into temptation"

VampireeM:
Ve come to understand most times snoring has to do with fatigue...

Oh is there a cure for it? Never knew. Really you ve time oo.... Most elderly Nigerian parents snore esp Women

Well let the doctors in the house come

Sorry about your wife.. I pray she gets well soon Amen

snoring is a result of fat accumulation around d nasal area. So get her to eat less. Remove oily foods from her menu, as well reduce cabonhydrates in her diets. Eliminate all forms of sucrose from her diets. Reduce each meal but increase frequency from 3 to 5 or 6. Each meal should be less than a fist full

robertic:
My estate and resorts

this guy is a thief and a fraudster.

The continuous distortions of Benin history is appalling. Where exactly do these people get th3ir facts from? The holy aruosa church is indeed d 1st church ever established in Nigeria. It was established by the Roman catholic church through Portuguese missionary explorers from d papal see. It was they who got the Oba's son to Portugal and educated him. Under d agreement between d Binis and d portuguese, bilateral trade relations were to be establised between both kingdoms. Under the terms of agreement was to allow a 3 churches to be setup in Benin of which d holy aruosa church is d only one standing. The church was rebuilt after d British massacre of 1897 and in actual fact has lost d right to be called a church.
If u look at gown worn by the palace chiefs of d Oba you'll notice a striking resemblance to the Catholic priest soclace.
It is most annoying when people cook up fables that do not hold water.

Some salient questions the president and the Chief of Army Staff must answer.
1. If your men(soldiers) came down and were begging the supposed terrorists to vacate the road how then was there an attempt made on the COAS?
2. Were shots fired in the air to disperse the crowd?
3. Who ordered the troops to fire.
4. Why did the army return to the sect's leader's house to arrest him and in so doing slaughtering his family?
5. Did they have weapons? If they did where are they?
6. How many people were killed?
7. Does the army have any right to engage a civilian population in anyway outside the CIC orders?
8. Outside the president, can soldiers engage a protesting people using live bullets?
9. Does the army have the right to effect any arrest of a citizen when a state of emergency has not been declared? Can the COAS or the army invite or forcefully invite anyone? What then is the role of the police?

Generalpiper:
Lighting effects

Ole! Ole!! Ole!!! Go and work. Ure looking for who u'll swindle. Thief

Urbana:
Lol funny pictures

this guy is a thief. Everyone beware

Hadarms:
Yes, Nigeria is a multi-secular state and every of the multi attribute. Unfortunately, no one has ever wonder the mystery behind the term 'majority carries the vote'. It is well used in politics, religious issues, even in some tic-tac social and societal problems arising. If this rule of 'majority' could be effectively used in almost every decision making, I see no reason why it couldn't be used by outside worlds in determining what country Nigeria is. I am afraid to say, Nigeria is an islamic country as it has more muslims than the number of christians. A religion which allows the privilege of many wives, many children; large family, has the tendency of outgrowing other religion in population no matter how people try to depopulate it with their beastly talks.

U must be a Muslim that's why ure making such misleading statements. Nigeria has more Christians than muslims. Google is ur friend if in doubt

osazeeblue01:
You see the mess those that voted APC put us into. I wish this happen during GEJ you will see the way Fashola will condemn it.

Fashola condemned it during d campaign.

kestolove95:
Cluelessness at it peak...but buhari is worst

and ur English is worstess

I just wonder where people got 60degrees from.
12sides = 12 equal angles
360/12=30degrees

scofieldsimba:
I just want to know if it is right for our Central bank to print more monies in order to heal our wounded economy..


We are deficit infrastructural. I think it won't be a bad idea if there is a special fund created by CBN to build roads,improve power, improve health care, and create more industries..

I heard most countries at some point in time had to resort to this....

Seasoned economics in the House, I need your contributions..

This is how d APC tries to hoodwink Nigerians by misleading people. Printing more naira equals devaluation but since majority of d populace dont know dis they might be deceived to support this. Bunch of lying bastards

oloyedayo:
wike would have won in river state without rigging, the essence of him rigging the election to a high degree is still baffling me.

rigging was required to make him control d house of assembly. He knows no matter d number of times that election is held he'll win.

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McCarlito:
It won't won't be long before he gets back to the rehab...

I reject that in Jesus name. Pray u never get addicted to anything. Very silly of u.

Atlantian:
This is Itedo Road my friend. Lekki Phase 1 is the left hand side of the road, and Itedo community is at the right side of the road. That road is abandoned because poor people live on the right hand, and Lekki Phase 1 is left side of the road. I used that road 3 days ago by mistake. Thank God I was using the Range Rover, I had put the vehice on High Suspension height to navigate out of the terrible spot. I dont know why government hates to fix roads where poor people live.

that road is called freedom road. It is Lekki Ph1. So pls get ur info right next time. Like u rightly said Itedo is to the right of the road when entering Ph1, so also is Ikate Elegushi but that road is part of Lekki Ph1.

Angelchinny has anything good ever come out of revenge? Scheme from now till tomorrow u'll only regret in the longrun.
If u'll listen to d advice I have for u perhaps u'll get a better result than u have. First of all, its all about prayer. You need to pray ceaselessly. Fervent, intense prayers availeth much. Take some days in the week to fast every week. What fasting does is to weaken d efficacy of d devil in ur members and constantly keeps u in tune with God. When u observe something u don't like speak little, channel ur anger to meditation and prayer.
As regards ur husband, prepare very tasty meals for him, encourage ur kids to go to him. Let them make jokes, play family games, play family mind games. Call him frequently, try to know how he fared for the day. When ure spiritual u'll be pre-warned through visions, dreams. Most might involve him. Get involved in church activities. Share ur problems with older and wiser women. Get very busy with taking care of God, ur husband, kids, extended family (his and urs), alms and philanthropy, and soul winning. Make sure u play with ur family regularly. Impose some rules. Savings, vacation, dinner together, Sunday lunch with friends, variety in meals, bedroom games(if u don't know google is ur friend) and monthly Saturday barbecues with friends. Buy books and make sure u read together and develop d art of storytelling through each others senses.
Ur hubby is an adventurer hence u must be creative, look sharp and sexy. Make sure u invite his friends let him see the hunger in their eyes during bbqs. Stroke him seductively, feed him with ur fingers. Create a bond and not a gulf. Learn from d internet how courtesans kept kings and d nobles spell bound to do their bidding. Mastery cookery, instill discipline, master self and make ur hubby lord.
If u do all these I believe u'll owe me a bbq treat or a very hearty thank you. God be with u as u make a uturn in ur circumstances.

Blizzyblinkzy:
Have u heard 4rm her 2 confirm that she did an abortion ?

no he should wait until he catches her riding on her virgin land before he knows its all over. Yey e dey smell

missmary:
You can still be with her if you wont bring up the past.. Could be devils expenditure to break you and she fell into the trap... Maybe nothing happened.. No one knows... Goodluck

very silly advice. Maybe its something uve done before. once a cheat, always a 'cheetah'.

There was a serious fight in Oshodi yesterday afternoon. Thank God I wasn't driving but I hear whin cos there were no buses out. The riot police had to be called in to restore order.

Frontpage please. Mods, Seun etc. Let's celebrate those that do us proud. Thank you.

Very nice. Successful relationships like urs delights God. It shows clearly ure a woman that fears God and wants to see that ur hubby successful in all his endeavours. However, u might be in for a huge cultural shock in d first few months when u come. I know u know ur hubby well. In coming to 9ja u have to trust and protect ur husband. Protection from principalities and powers, glorified prostitutes, negative talks, etc. You'll need to pray a lot more. U'll probably think that God is a Nigerian going by the miracles u'll see around u daily. In 9ja respect is d key. It will break down tough doors. Once ure submissive to ur hubby and greet everyone u see warmly(young and old), they'll move mountains for u in ur time of need. Cos of u ur hubby will find immense favour. Ur enemy will respect u and in turn ur husband cos of u. Show urself to be with all humility. Show that u care. If ur hubby has d money then help him invest it in God. Help the needy around u, sick, destitutes and extended family members. In 9ja its not just ur family anymore but rather his whole extended family. U need to know how to manage ur hubby, children, extended family, church family and neighbourhood family. Sometimes it seems daunting but since God's got ur back I have no doubt in my mind u'll be successful and have lots of great time.

This is idol worship. For those who don't know these were arts taught by fallen angels. They came down from their place in d skys and taught men how to do these. Sorcery, enchantments, incantations etc. They slept with women and they gave birth to giants called d nephillims. God destroyed d earth with water and d bodies of these nephillims were destroyed but their spirits roam freely about the earth. Its these evil spirits that teach people the hidden mysteries of heaven. They have been cursed by God and are doomed for destruction. DO NOT PRACTICE THESE ARTS. YOUR SOUL WILL BE DOOMED FOR ETERNAL DAMNATION IF U DO.

Mod, Seun, frontpage will be nice and in order don't u think.

Thank u Father for gracing us with a new day and a very pregnant week. Thank u for all those who continue to worship u in body, soul and spirit. We acknowledge ur awesomeness and grace uve made available to it ur children especially those that honour You with their spirit and body. We thank u for a new president in Nigeria and also for what he has been able to accomplish thus far. We trust Heavenly Father U have brought him to rid this land of d stench of corruption. As he goes about this task Lord be with and lead him all the way through. Father we do however know about the lies from d pit of hell and plans to spread these lies all over Nigeria. Father preoccupy d president with fixing this great nation u amalgamated in 1914 to Your Glory. Father let it be that U raise up Ur elect here on earth that will fight back these lies emanating from d father of lies. Raise up to Yourself men who are ready to give their lives just the same way Jesus Christ did so that all men may attain salvation. Father assist Ur children so that when that time comes those who intend to shed d blood of Ur elect will either be reborn in Ur salvation or be struck down from high places. Thank You for Ur continued Grace over our lives. For in Jesus Mighty name we pray. Amen

miriamgroove:
oooooook.... my opinion.. I think the man should learn how to cook.. that's not enough reason for divorce..


wow... for the first time fp ...
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On second tots I think I'll let others answer u.

Don't lose hope and faith sister. There are those without limbs doing better than those with limbs

Tonylyte:
Solve the maths below and show your working.

6-1x0+2/2
BODMAS
2/2=1
1x0=0
0+1=1
6-1=5

Ans is 5

classicB:
Don't get me wrong abeg, am not a baby anymore and I know the difference between a guy that has a good intention and the one that basically needs only sex from me just to boost his ego among his peers.
These are guys that have slept with countless of girls in the church choir and other workers, what is the difference between me and these girls that will make this same guys have good intention towards me?
This isn't asking out, it is simply boosting their ego so they can go about and say 'i have slept with the new worker too'
I do have a boyfriend and theere is nothing hypocritical about that.

there's everything hypocritical in it. All of una dey sin. Sin of idolatry. Ure all sinning against God. Repent sister and stop looking for a spec in ur neighbors eye when u have the whole world in urs.

Ishilove:
Let's see how many geniuses we have on the forum.

Micheal is d namesake of Ebere's father.