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Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:09pm On Jul 05, 2016

viso311:
mk i add my own. i put u for one step u jump am, i put u for 2 step u jump am, i put u for on top maggi u dey shout help help.
who remember dis song new money e don come, i buy garri for 10kobo, i give mary to cook am, Mary cook am eno done, i beat Mary she no cry, i kill Mary she no die, wich kain Mary b dis oo........

Amina, Amina ko a lazy girl, Iyon, Amina dance skelebe, skelebe

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Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

ajebota!!! Only ajepakos needed here. Fortunately and unfortunately I was both Aje and pako.

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Politics › Re: FRSC Official Brutalized In Jibowu This Morning (photos) by sleekman(m): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2016

FRSC officials are the most unreasonable and outrageously pompous individuals that are govt workers. I was slapped by one of them at their office at Iruekpen. His name S C Ofoegbu. The idiot is gonna get what's coming to him. We don't need power drunk govt officials

Agriculture › Re: Automatic And Manual Palm Oil Machines For Palm Processing In Aba Abia Nigeria. by sleekman(m): 7:10pm On Jun 17, 2016

Hi Mr Obinna,
Please send me a price list as well as a complete function of your mill.
Thank you.
osazaiho@gmail.com

Phones › Re: 10 Excuses Call Centre Agents Use To Deceive Customers For Fraud Deductions by sleekman(m): 3:20pm On May 20, 2016

Ah Op u dey learn. Glo CS will tell u that its ur Chinese handset.
Sometimes they'll say u subscribed for it and they can see ur subscription SMS.
I called d customer care CC to ask them to stop sms on my line and they did. When they started their rubbish on my other line I asked them to do d same thing by stopping d sms service. They told me that can only be done for postpaid customers. When I told them how d SMS service on my other line which is a prepaid line was stopped d idiot now added back my sms service on d previous prepaid line. They are stealing from us while conniving with Buhari's fantastically corrupt govt. I called back to complain and was told its impossible to stop SMS service on my phone. When I told d CC to look through my records and see that it was stopped recently she just kept on maintaining its not possible to stop SMS service. Thieving bastards. I believe d CC guys are adding and compounding d problem.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Is ‘seriously’ Broke – Lai mohammed by sleekman(m): 10:44pm On May 18, 2016

YoursGEJ:
NOI told us to brace for tougher times ahead 2 years ago when crude oil was selling at $75 per barrel. Now it is selling for half that price

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/171145-brace-tougher-times-ahead-okonjo-iweala-tells-nigerians.html

All of you castigating PMB should tell us what the PMB government has done wrong with the meagre FX reserve they met. Did they embezzle it? NO. Should they deplete it completely to import fuel at N86? What will happen after the foreign reserves are at $0? It will be complete chaos. And your lot will still blame PMB

our grouse is not d deregulation which we all know is right rather its d series of lies they alleged against d GEJ days all cos they wanted to rule. They lied that there's no subsidy, they lied that GEJ mismanaged d economy, they lied that they can manage d economy better when in essence they are worse. They claimed they'll grow d economy but they are shrinking it.

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Politics › Re: Amina Ali, Chibok Girl Rescued, Now A Mother Of One by sleekman(m): 3:22pm On May 18, 2016

Keneking:
Jonathanohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I dont believe it
Devil is a liar

Why are u calling Jonathan? Your Fada! U dey see my 5 fingers?

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by sleekman(m): 7:31am On Apr 18, 2016

lastpage:
Dont be too hard on him, as in not being a 'real man'. He is still a very young dude, compared to that old hag of a Linda.

Its just that having Money without enough education makes one, a "time-bomb" with a faulty timer!

Not a smart thing l agree. That is why Linda is capitalising on his gaffs.

[b]To think the Ediat is even inciting other women against the guy, and inciting other women against other men, is crazy!
This Linda will make a very dangerous wife for my Oga on nairaland or anyone for that mater!! No wonder "Oga" is not even looking her side at all!
How old is she now?, even Whizkid don born two pikins, yet the sheebang is chasing shadows and trying to lecture women who are better than her, when it comes to what really makes a women! What a joke!

But you hit the nail on the head, as in the bolded.[/b]

https://www.nairaland.com/3054149/toni-payne-slams-linda-ikeji

Lastpage!

D point and d fact is this, people like LI have experience in using d police to their advantage. I have heard of a big boys case in Lekki she tried that with who she didn't know that one na wahala himself. Even with those gaffs of wizkid, he can use it 2 his advantage. He just needs 2become a man. I won't be surprised if people like LI never marries and never have issues cos some strong people don lock that aspect of their life. Then she'll realize that tatafo no be work.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by sleekman(m): 7:30am On Apr 18, 2016

lastpage:
Dont be too hard on him, as in not being a 'real man'. He is still a very young dude, compared to that old hag of a Linda.

Its just that having Money without enough education makes one, a "time-bomb" with a faulty timer!

Not a smart thing l agree. That is why Linda is capitalising on his gaffs.

[b]To think the Ediat is even inciting other women against the guy, and inciting other women against other men, is crazy!
This Linda will make a very dangerous wife for my Oga on nairaland or anyone for that mater!! No wonder "Oga" is not even looking her side at all!
How old is she now?, even Whizkid don born two pikins, yet the sheebang is chasing shadows and trying to lecture women who are better than her, when it comes to what really makes a women! What a joke!

But you hit the nail on the head, as in the bolded.[/b]

https://www.nairaland.com/3054149/toni-payne-slams-linda-ikeji

Lastpage!

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by sleekman(m): 1:02am On Apr 18, 2016

godfirstawe:
Hmm mm

This lady is smart, she diverted the case to a sympathetic women gender issue!!

Lesson learned: don't fight with a smart woman with pen. The power of educating a girl child.

Wiz kid won't win this war, definitely not from this route she is trending.

ure such a pussy. Wizkid didn't show class. When real men want to deal with women like Linda, they don't make threats or resort to violence. They just use their brains to bankrupt and reck everything about them. Very soon she going to do this rubbish with a smart man that has both d time and money. I won't be surprised if it happens soon. Smart men use other women to do their jobs. Wizkid was just a big Mufu who couldn't control his tongue or his temper.

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Invited For Road Inspection By Rivers PDP by sleekman(m): 10:07am On Apr 17, 2016

muhamadnur:
that man is above you beyond your reach, notherner,s born to rule.

born2rule ur ewes and bleeting fleets? Carry ur cow and park well jior. Boko haramist like u.

Politics › Re: FG Wants Speedy Completion Of Mambilla Power Project – Buhari by sleekman(m): 8:34am On Apr 17, 2016

MetaHuman:
4kmw is short 4000mw 2k is 2000
Mr 2know.

Oga try 2 learn. There's nothing like 1kmw rather its 1gw.

Politics › Re: FG Wants Speedy Completion Of Mambilla Power Project – Buhari by sleekman(m): 7:57am On Apr 14, 2016

Keneking:
With Mambilla 4kMW is achievable.

is that English or Mandarin? 1000kilo makes 1mega, 1000mega makes 1giga, 1000giga makes 1tera.
Kilobyte
Mega watt
Etc. Get d point?

Investment › Re: Planning, Design, Construction & Run Of The 1st Lagos Subway(dream 2 Reality) by sleekman(op): 11:09pm On Apr 03, 2016

Tunnel revenue avenues.

1. Passenger Transportation
2. Aviation fuel pipeline.
3. Gas pipeline
4. Power generation & electricity transmission
5. Local businesses around each subway station
6. Advertising
7. Education

Investment › Planning, Design, Construction & Run Of The 1st Lagos Subway(dream 2 Reality) by sleekman(op): 10:50pm On Apr 03, 2016*

Okay if you are reading this and perhaps following this page then it means you either want to be a part of this dream or become an initial skeptic. I have had this implanted in me for a while now to commence on this project. So please I beg and implore you to in one way or another join me in making this a reality. You might be a politician an investor, academic, architect, engineer, urban & regional planner, quantity surveyor, land owner, like-minded, computer programmer, investment banker, investor et cetara and you believe you can one way or the other participate in this lofty dream then by all means please come one board.

These are the basics.

1. A company structure
2. Shareholding structure
3. Planning
4. Design
5. Permits
6. Financing
7. Land Purchases
8. Joint Ventures
9. Staffing/Hiring
10. Construction Equipment
11. Operations Equipment
12. Accounting
9. Construction equipment purchases

Politics › Re: A Compendium Of Buhari' S Cluelessness: Femi Aribisala by sleekman(m): 6:00pm On Apr 03, 2016

Agubushmenyo:
We had a deal with Buhari for 4years!!

Don't start writing poo just after 1year... If 2019 comes, and you don't like Buhari, present your Candidate!!

We will meet at the polls!!

For now, remain quiet and Observe!! Baba is having a meeting with Obama!! Don't make noise!!

2019 ke? We are praying for him to be well and alive. We are also praying that the Lord uses him at least to do something. Meanwhile we call for his removal/impeachment cos we are in a deep mess. The man knows not how to handle the mess we are in. Even his laing minister said so.

Travel › Re: China To Build Longest Highspeed Tunnel From China To The US Via Russia & Canada by sleekman(op): 1:16am On Apr 03, 2016

ascendo:
who are the "we"? Do you pay your tax? It's unfair to compare your kontiri with all those countries that have gone far

What makes us different from them? I believe we can start with a 1km subway link right in the heart of Lagos. Marina to Apapa is very feasible. That's one of the reasons I came across this in the first place. It costs $400m/km to construct a subway line. Why cant we do that and decongest our roads and clean up our air?

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Travel › Re: China To Build Longest Highspeed Tunnel From China To The US Via Russia & Canada by sleekman(op): 12:47am On Apr 03, 2016

VickyRotex:
Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm speechless. the distance from the ocean to the North America is 220km 125miles apart. That's gonna be scary.

Yes it is. Yet we can't even do surface standard gauge from Lagos to Ibadan. Pathetic!

Travel › China To Build Longest Highspeed Tunnel From China To The US Via Russia & Canada by sleekman(op): 12:28am On Apr 03, 2016

Just came across the mad feat of engineering the Chinese are attempting and hoping to complete by 2026. These guys are firing on all cylinders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-jYDmQb9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIEBXHM72OM

Politics › Re: Dangote, Osinbajo At Bindows's Son Wedding - Photos by sleekman(m): 10:06pm On Apr 01, 2016

viviangist:
https://www.viviangist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gov-bindows-s-son-muhammad-auwal-bindow-wedding-photos-2.jpg

The Son of the Adamawa state governor his excellency Sen. Muhammad Umar Jibrilla (Bindow) who got married to his lovely one, today April 1 2016, the wedding started immediately after the jumma't prayer Today , here are some photos from the wedding, attended by Aliko Dangote, Yemi Osibanjo, Atiku Abubakar, and others .

Source http://www.viviangist.com/gov-bindows-s-son-muhammad-auwal-bindow-wedding-photos .

Osibanjo dey wear black for northern heat. I'm sure he has terrible body odour suppressed by lots of deodorant.

Family › Re: My Wife Has Taken My April Fool's Joke All Wrong...please Help!! by sleekman(m): 9:57pm On Apr 01, 2016

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Guy she's getting her revenge too. She's having her own april fool's day going and ure on nairaland working up yourself. APRIL FOOL

Phones › Re: Latest Cheapest Call Tarrif Plan & Migration For MTN, Airtel, Glo And Etisalat by sleekman(m): 1:51pm On Mar 28, 2016

dacovajnr:
Nice.na only you get eyes..as @now..I get 7,500 wey I fit use call any network due to the fact that I dey service my bonus after 6days..apart from the Mb and family and friends bonus

na u biko. Even their data service is improving although there are more room for improvement.

Phones › Re: Latest Cheapest Call Tarrif Plan & Migration For MTN, Airtel, Glo And Etisalat by sleekman(m): 1:20pm On Mar 28, 2016

This ur writeup is very unfair to Glo. Glo has an 11k/sec plan too with an access charge of N5. Besides glo is d best cos if u load via vtu u'll get 20% more for calls, data & SMS. Also, Glo's credit lasts longer but quality sometimes is a bit lower and data transmission breaks. In terms of pricing Glo is miles apart from any network. As per quality perhaps midway.

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Crime › Re: "My Son Is An Armed Robber": Men Gets Son Arrested by sleekman(m): 7:08am On Mar 28, 2016

Am I the only one smelling the fishy part of this report? Photograph shows they were without guns and corroborated by the DPOs account of what happened. But it seems these boys were gunned down in cold blood. The DPO even implicated his boys knowing that the robbers were without guns. Although I do not condone armed robbery but an in-house inquiry into this matter should be commissioned.

Phones › Re: Spectranet Increases Tariff By 100% by sleekman(m): 3:17pm On Mar 22, 2016

Omolola1:
Spectranet has been really useless lately

I agree with u a 100%. The downtime is annoying. The most unreliable network. I'm going to try out this new entrant called www.wifi.com.ng Spectranet is a fraud. They used those old prices to sell N1000 modems for N15k & N20k respectively. Bunch of fraudsters

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Phones › Re: Spectranet Increases Tariff By 100% by sleekman(m): 3:13pm On Mar 22, 2016

Try wifi.com.ng and thank me later.

Celebrities › Re: Nomoreloss' Wife And Kid And His Last Tweet(Pics) by sleekman(m): 9:57am On Mar 22, 2016

okuneddie:
It was like he saw it coming.....RIP bro till we meet to part no more....beautiful wife and cute kid

Yes he did. He died of cancer. That's why he's been on d sidelines for a while.

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Cancels Visit To Wike's Ward by sleekman(m): 10:51pm On Mar 18, 2016

JuliettaBitch:
Lol... The Lion of Ubima... in Zombies word

Sorry u mean the 'Chicken' of Ubima right? Hehehehehehehehehe

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Politics › Re: President Buhari's Shoes Costs $8000 - Adeyanju Deji Claims (photos) by sleekman(m): 6:03pm On Mar 14, 2016

But seriously, d president ought to be wearing made in Nigeria shoes and not Italian or anyother country's shoes. He's d biggest hypocrite there is.

Politics › Re: How Gov Obiano Is Transforming Awka To A Modern City Pics Of Old And New Awka by sleekman(m): 8:49pm On Mar 13, 2016

Sealeddeal:
Op,I don't know what your celebration is all about? Why are you people eager to destroy Anambra state. Anybody that thinks that something uncommon is happening in Awka or in any part of anambra state need to think again. Everyday, we are being inundated with lies and half-truths. Anambra state is presently moving on snail speed. Obiano and his band of social media dogs cannot change the facts on ground in Anambra state.

I hate liars like you. I'm from Edo state but residing in Lagos. I was in Anambra state 2months ago and was pleasanlty surprised with what I saw. Politics aside Obiano has transformed that state. So no amount of your lies from the pit of hell can convince me or anyone who has been to Anambra otherwise.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Police PRO, Dolapo Badmos, Stuns In New Photos by sleekman(m): 7:22pm On Mar 10, 2016

What's d police turning to? So they now allow all that makeup on uniform? The discipline within our paramilitary is zero. This u won't see in most advanced countries even though they have very free societies.
Pathetic.

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Business › Re: Black Rhino, Dangote Conclude Plans To Invest $10bn In Kano, South East IPP by sleekman(m): 10:43am On Mar 09, 2016

dustydee:
Google is your friend.

yeah it is. It appears it isn't urs. So also is deductive reasoning.

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