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Crime › Re: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by sleekman(m): 12:08pm On Feb 05, 2017

Bishops10:
Is it not possible he could have his own POS for this scam
moreover the store where he used the pos doesn't have an address

U seem 2 under estimate our banking system. Right now u can't open an account without a utility bill from ur residence and a valid ID such as voters card, driver's license or international passport. U can't use fakes anymore. If its his personal POS or mPOS then it makes it easier to catch him.

Crime › Re: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by sleekman(m): 1:37pm On Feb 04, 2017

Bishops10:
The card has since been blocked.....
The bank where the card got stuck said they can't give me the card though I don't need it,by Monday I will go to the back and tell them to investigate the card and probably tell them to give me the CCTV footage of the time he was behind my sis (That's if its possible)
bro I'm just confused

every POS is registered to someone. It could be a POS or a mPOS so what I'll advice u 2 do is get the address of d POS owner. Go there with police men in mufty to inquire if they have CCTV. If they do ure in luck. Its also possible that the POS owner knows the buyer.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by sleekman(m): 11:15am On Jan 16, 2017

Pls can anyone link me up with a Benin/Togo workers agent. If ure one pls call me up on 08038383232

Agriculture › Re: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by sleekman(m): 8:27am On Jan 16, 2017

Hello everyone,
Anyone out there with access to cheaper labour from Benin/Togo? I need 11workers, 8males and 3females. Preferably between d ages of 15 and 25. Thank you.

Celebrities › Re: Simi Talks About Her Small Breast, Fans React (Photo) by sleekman(m): 4:07am On Dec 24, 2016

chai bros u wicked O!

unclezuma:

My daughter sit down let me tell you about Waje, Cossy and Toolz.

https://i.imgur.com/8wedezg.gif

Politics › Re: Buhari: My Government Not Responsible For Recession by sleekman(m): 9:14am On Nov 04, 2016

Axon:
In less than 1 year, the bumbling incompetent president implemented and caused the fillowing ;

TSA, forex restrictions causing financial panic, banning of important raw materials for factories, currency pegging, fuel price hike, banning of foodstuffs, increase in VAT collection, crazy demarketing of nigeria internationally, lack of policy direction and developmental framework, useless policies that caused the removal of 2.2 trillion naira by foreign investors in 1 year, budget padding, corruption, lopsised appointments with incompetent ministers and policy makers, divisive politics that caused renewed militancy coupled with oil price drop ...

Even US economy will go into recession if buhari leads it for two months.

Guy ur mama born u well. May evil tongues never overtake u. Shows ure an economist. No be all the economic illiterates on Nairaland.

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Politics › Re: Prince Odi Okojie Receives 400 Decampees In Edo (Photos) by sleekman(m): 3:41pm On Sep 16, 2016

Mimidiva:
Despite I like Odi and Mercy but just know you are in the wrong party in Edo State, APC is still taking it on, PDP is a goner

He has become famous cos of his wife, nice one

i dey laugh u in black and white. If u don't know what that means go watch Charlie Chaplin.

Travel › Re: My Bad Experience in a Hotel in Benin City (Pictures) by sleekman(m): 10:27pm On Sep 11, 2016

moscobabs:
Economy recession has change a lot of rich and average people to poor people.

I was not the type that look for cheap things but the situation of things in the country turns me to another person because I have a lot of bills to pay and ego( money) no enter as it used to enter before.

Month ago I created a thread that I needed a cheap hotel where I can lodge in Benin that was after I have spent like 5days in one of the expensive hotels around Dawson and I was very broke so I needed a hotel that will less than 2k because I still have like 3 more weeks to finish my assignment in Benin .

On that day many Samaritans on Nairaland suggested some cheaper hotel for me and I eventually picked the one that is close to my place of assignment around Akpakpava, when I got to the hotel (name withheld ) I knew I won't enjoy my stay but never expect what am experiencing though. The attendant showed me some rooms for #1500 even dog can not survive if he sleep there talk less of human such person will just suffocate, the smell of sperm and cums plus bedbugs blood are stinky than that of abattior .

what u should do is to buy a small can of DD force, mix with water and spray it on the bed before leaving for work in d morning. Trust me U'll see wonders

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For Farm Workers by sleekman(op): 1:09am On Aug 29, 2016

Edo State, 1hour from Benin

afobie:
Please were is the location

Agriculture › Re: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by sleekman(m): 12:48am On Aug 29, 2016

Hello Everyone,

Just want to commend d good job thus far. I have an inherited palm plantation roughly 10hectares. Trees are about 30yrs old so I'll say it's at its peak though they can produce a little less optimally for another 20yrs. As regards d spacing, ours is 8x8m. Going to slowly start phasing out the trees section by section. As regards the machines, if your plantation isn't in the heart of the rainforest then it's ok to use the machines. I've used them and I'll advice against buying them cos they can't withstand the grown up weeds. If u must buy them due to the topology of your area the go for the powerful ones. Preferably from 43cc and up and u might need to do some fabrication on the handle to steel rods as again the aluminium pipes.
I have resolved to resolved to go for much higher due to the size of my palm plantation. After extensive research I discovered the M Seppi attachment to a tractor or skid steer. My brother, the work wen dey this business no be here O! It's profitable but u go sweat. Major challenge being getting workers to harvest 12-20m tall trees. At this stage even the pole harvesters don't work. You need those Calabar winchi boys to do their thing and of course d yanga that follows. Back to that attachment I alluded to earlier, buying this will take away a whole lot of problems cos it's something you can operate yourself and brush your plantation once or twice every year. The advantage of this implement is that it immediately turns all other vegetation in the plantation into manure for the plantation.

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Agriculture › Re: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by sleekman(m): 11:13pm On Aug 28, 2016

sosoguru:
Where can I get a cheap farmland that is free from dispute to buy as I am interested in buying 1,000 hectares of farmland for palm oil plantation and how much would it cost?

Call me on 08038383232 or send me an SMS

Jobs/Vacancies › Looking For Farm Workers by sleekman(op): 11:07pm On Aug 28, 2016*

Please if you're interested in working in a farm or you are an agent please get in touch ASAP.
Shyhost@hotmail.com
Thank You

Politics › Re: Buhari Should Make Jonathan’s Mistakes, Says Omokri by sleekman(m): 7:50pm On Aug 26, 2016

Oyimeoyimemua:
you mean copy copy is allowed? lwkmd
why can't Nigerians patiently wait and see what BUHARI has to offer after all he said he feels our pains so please let him do it his own way

what exactly are we waiting to see? We know the President has so many economic dunces around him otherwise we won't be in this mess we are in today. If we like we can cry to the high heavens, what we are going through we brought on ourselves. GEJ removed subsidy, d govt we elected today fooled us and said there was nothing like subsidy. GEJ and his team made the economy competitive. PMB removed the competition and instead placed a new kind of subsidy. Forex subsidy. In fact the Forex subsidy is d biggest scam in d nations history. I repeat, the economy can never get back on track until PMB makes some very painful decisions.
1. Implement d confab report.
2. PIB must be passed.
3. Full implementation of the Industrial plan of Aganga
4. Injection of intensive funds into BOI, BOA, import-export bank NEXIM
5. Trade bilateral agreements between us and African countries outside ECOWAS, UK, EU, US, China et al.
6. Reorganize our universities and tie them to industries.
7. Workers retrenchment using corruption as a yardstick to reduce our over vbloated workforce.
8. Appease our Ibo brothers and tap into their resourcefulness and ingenuity.
9. Marry technicals, prowess to theoretic beings.
I stop there for now.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Should Make Jonathan’s Mistakes, Says Omokri by sleekman(m): 7:47pm On Aug 26, 2016

Oyimeoyimemua:
you mean copy copy is allowed? lwkmd
why can't Nigerians patiently wait and see what BUHARI has to offer after all he said he feels our pains so please let him do it his own way

what exactly are we waiting to see? We know the President has so many economic dunces around him otherwise we won't be in this mess we are in today. If we like we can cry to the high heavens, what we are going through we brought on ourselves. GEJ removed subsidy, d govt we elected today fooled us and said there was nothing like subsidy. GEJ and his team made the economy competitive. PMB removed the competition and instead placed a new kind of subsidy. Forex subsidy. In fact the Forex subsidy is d biggest scam in d nations history. I repeat, the economy can never get back on track until PMB makes some very painful decisions.
1. Implement d confab report.
2. PIB must be passed.
3. Full implementation of the Industrial plan of Aganga
4. Injection of intensive funds into BOI, BOA, import-export bank NEXIM
5. Trade bilateral agreements between us and African countries outside ECOWAS, UK, EU, US, China et al.
6. Reorganize our universities and tie them to industries.
7. Workers retrenchment using corruption as a yardstick to reduce our over bloated workforce.
8. Appease our Ibo brothers and tap into their resourcefulness and ingenuity.
9. Marry technical prowess to theoretic beings.
I stop there for now.

Education › Re: Elujoba Visits OAU All Hall Of Residence For Inspection (photos) by sleekman(m): 11:54pm On Jul 27, 2016

Drew0:
Cult infested skul, if they dash me admission I no go take self. Mtchw.

U dey c r a z e? If Awo boys hear you ehn na maximum shishi. yeye thing. That is he school with the least amount of cult activities down south.

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Career › Re: Which Certification Is Top-notch? Microsoft Or Cisco by sleekman(m): 10:30am On Jul 22, 2016

There are 2 certifications that stand out when you are masters at them. CISCO and SAP. Pls don't call Microsoft close to any of these. Not even Oracle. The pay and respect from these 2 beats any other. Also, if ure a master programmer then perhaps you are most superior to any other

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Agriculture › Looking To Purchase Donkeys by sleekman(op): 4:30pm On Jul 14, 2016

Please is there anyone out there who knows where I can get donkeys to buy in Nigeria. Donkeys destination is somewhere in Edo State. Please get in touch via email. Shyhost@hotmail.com.

Christianity Etc › Re: Eunice Elisha Olawale Killed In Kubwa, Abuja, During Early Morning Preaching by sleekman(m): 10:31am On Jul 10, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
So were was Jesus when this happened ?

Didn't he promise to protect his children ? GOD why??

44 people don already quote me for this small comment? Una no be am atall .

you are a capital F o o l

Jokes Etc › Re: Maid Wanted Her Salary Raised, See What She Did. (pic) by sleekman(m): 9:45am On Jul 08, 2016

Chrisrare:
cos ur problem is bigger than d joke

guy na upper cut you give am so O! Chei

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2016

Just had to add some more.

If I slap u, u go run 440.

If I knock u, u go short like maltex bottle

Oya run and be back before this spit gets dry

My friend vamoose before I open my eyes

Your mama pant big so tey dem tear am so for your whole family e still remain

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Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:09pm On Jul 05, 2016

viso311:
mk i add my own. i put u for one step u jump am, i put u for 2 step u jump am, i put u for on top maggi u dey shout help help.
who remember dis song new money e don come, i buy garri for 10kobo, i give mary to cook am, Mary cook am eno done, i beat Mary she no cry, i kill Mary she no die, wich kain Mary b dis oo........

Amina, Amina ko a lazy girl, Iyon, Amina dance skelebe, skelebe

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Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

ajebota!!! Only ajepakos needed here. Fortunately and unfortunately I was both Aje and pako.

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Politics › Re: FRSC Official Brutalized In Jibowu This Morning (photos) by sleekman(m): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2016

FRSC officials are the most unreasonable and outrageously pompous individuals that are govt workers. I was slapped by one of them at their office at Iruekpen. His name S C Ofoegbu. The idiot is gonna get what's coming to him. We don't need power drunk govt officials

Agriculture › Re: Automatic And Manual Palm Oil Machines For Palm Processing In Aba Abia Nigeria. by sleekman(m): 7:10pm On Jun 17, 2016

Hi Mr Obinna,
Please send me a price list as well as a complete function of your mill.
Thank you.
osazaiho@gmail.com

Phones › Re: 10 Excuses Call Centre Agents Use To Deceive Customers For Fraud Deductions by sleekman(m): 3:20pm On May 20, 2016

Ah Op u dey learn. Glo CS will tell u that its ur Chinese handset.
Sometimes they'll say u subscribed for it and they can see ur subscription SMS.
I called d customer care CC to ask them to stop sms on my line and they did. When they started their rubbish on my other line I asked them to do d same thing by stopping d sms service. They told me that can only be done for postpaid customers. When I told them how d SMS service on my other line which is a prepaid line was stopped d idiot now added back my sms service on d previous prepaid line. They are stealing from us while conniving with Buhari's fantastically corrupt govt. I called back to complain and was told its impossible to stop SMS service on my phone. When I told d CC to look through my records and see that it was stopped recently she just kept on maintaining its not possible to stop SMS service. Thieving bastards. I believe d CC guys are adding and compounding d problem.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Is ‘seriously’ Broke – Lai mohammed by sleekman(m): 10:44pm On May 18, 2016

YoursGEJ:
NOI told us to brace for tougher times ahead 2 years ago when crude oil was selling at $75 per barrel. Now it is selling for half that price

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/171145-brace-tougher-times-ahead-okonjo-iweala-tells-nigerians.html

All of you castigating PMB should tell us what the PMB government has done wrong with the meagre FX reserve they met. Did they embezzle it? NO. Should they deplete it completely to import fuel at N86? What will happen after the foreign reserves are at $0? It will be complete chaos. And your lot will still blame PMB

our grouse is not d deregulation which we all know is right rather its d series of lies they alleged against d GEJ days all cos they wanted to rule. They lied that there's no subsidy, they lied that GEJ mismanaged d economy, they lied that they can manage d economy better when in essence they are worse. They claimed they'll grow d economy but they are shrinking it.

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Politics › Re: Amina Ali, Chibok Girl Rescued, Now A Mother Of One by sleekman(m): 3:22pm On May 18, 2016

Keneking:
Jonathanohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I dont believe it
Devil is a liar

Why are u calling Jonathan? Your Fada! U dey see my 5 fingers?

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by sleekman(m): 7:31am On Apr 18, 2016

lastpage:
Dont be too hard on him, as in not being a 'real man'. He is still a very young dude, compared to that old hag of a Linda.

Its just that having Money without enough education makes one, a "time-bomb" with a faulty timer!

Not a smart thing l agree. That is why Linda is capitalising on his gaffs.

[b]To think the Ediat is even inciting other women against the guy, and inciting other women against other men, is crazy!
This Linda will make a very dangerous wife for my Oga on nairaland or anyone for that mater!! No wonder "Oga" is not even looking her side at all!
How old is she now?, even Whizkid don born two pikins, yet the sheebang is chasing shadows and trying to lecture women who are better than her, when it comes to what really makes a women! What a joke!

But you hit the nail on the head, as in the bolded.[/b]

https://www.nairaland.com/3054149/toni-payne-slams-linda-ikeji

Lastpage!

D point and d fact is this, people like LI have experience in using d police to their advantage. I have heard of a big boys case in Lekki she tried that with who she didn't know that one na wahala himself. Even with those gaffs of wizkid, he can use it 2 his advantage. He just needs 2become a man. I won't be surprised if people like LI never marries and never have issues cos some strong people don lock that aspect of their life. Then she'll realize that tatafo no be work.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by sleekman(m): 7:30am On Apr 18, 2016

lastpage:
Dont be too hard on him, as in not being a 'real man'. He is still a very young dude, compared to that old hag of a Linda.

Its just that having Money without enough education makes one, a "time-bomb" with a faulty timer!

Not a smart thing l agree. That is why Linda is capitalising on his gaffs.

[b]To think the Ediat is even inciting other women against the guy, and inciting other women against other men, is crazy!
This Linda will make a very dangerous wife for my Oga on nairaland or anyone for that mater!! No wonder "Oga" is not even looking her side at all!
How old is she now?, even Whizkid don born two pikins, yet the sheebang is chasing shadows and trying to lecture women who are better than her, when it comes to what really makes a women! What a joke!

But you hit the nail on the head, as in the bolded.[/b]

https://www.nairaland.com/3054149/toni-payne-slams-linda-ikeji

Lastpage!

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by sleekman(m): 1:02am On Apr 18, 2016

godfirstawe:
Hmm mm

This lady is smart, she diverted the case to a sympathetic women gender issue!!

Lesson learned: don't fight with a smart woman with pen. The power of educating a girl child.

Wiz kid won't win this war, definitely not from this route she is trending.

ure such a pussy. Wizkid didn't show class. When real men want to deal with women like Linda, they don't make threats or resort to violence. They just use their brains to bankrupt and reck everything about them. Very soon she going to do this rubbish with a smart man that has both d time and money. I won't be surprised if it happens soon. Smart men use other women to do their jobs. Wizkid was just a big Mufu who couldn't control his tongue or his temper.

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Invited For Road Inspection By Rivers PDP by sleekman(m): 10:07am On Apr 17, 2016

muhamadnur:
that man is above you beyond your reach, notherner,s born to rule.

born2rule ur ewes and bleeting fleets? Carry ur cow and park well jior. Boko haramist like u.

Politics › Re: FG Wants Speedy Completion Of Mambilla Power Project – Buhari by sleekman(m): 8:34am On Apr 17, 2016

MetaHuman:
4kmw is short 4000mw 2k is 2000
Mr 2know.

Oga try 2 learn. There's nothing like 1kmw rather its 1gw.

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