₦airaland Forum

midehi2:
That part been against the tradition is ok...but not certainly because she was moaning, it might be moaning of pains,depression, who moans while bn raped

U dey craze? So a man can't tell when his wife is enjoying something from pain. Mumu dey worry u.

Airtimex:
Fake doctors everywhere

you must be an atheist.

For someone who made so much from kidnapping, robbery and drug peddling/smuggling shows he's not as smart as he's painted to be.

Praktikals:
Boss, even in Freetown, nothing is free.

hahahaha

They should just change the name to ECOAS instead of ECOWAS. It will give the organisation more clout. Morocco it can be argued is in West Africa. the Arab world is already divided.

Praktikals:
Thats because money is not easy to get these days. Me must maximize utility from every kobo spent.

Kai Economist. ur wife go hear wigh.

ShawttySoFyne:
Only nigerian guys have this silly mentality that once they spend on one date a gal must spread her legs

Make u take ur time otherwise na ants Wen full ur house I go order make dem take u do weightlifting. Okporoko. Go and follow a white man na! like say no be u go pay for ur own food. Onyara. Shawttysohungry

mareema:
A depleted Man Utd squad play host to a relegation threathened Swansea City today. United who have embarked on a 24 game unbeaten run since their reverse at Chelsea last year appear to have the confidence to win this fixture as they won the reverse earlier this season away to Swansea despite their energy draining draw against noisy neighbours, Manchester City recently. Swansea meanwhile will look to get of the relegation zone as quickly as possible.
With key players out like Paul Pogba, Ibrahimovic, Marcos Rojo injured and less fancied Marouane Fellaini suspended and with an eye on the 1st leg of their Europa League clash, Mourinho is likely to have a headache in considering his selection for this match. Should Daley Blind start, watchout for a battle with Fernando Llorente.


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pls mod correct this. it's 12am or 12noon in the afternoon and not 12pm

Sultty:
Stop stop! Abeg u r already making my mouth watery se u want make dem know say i never chop

Kpomo in british accent.

moderator please front-page please

luckyz4rea:
Whether your package/item was brought by their dispatch rider or you went to pick it up always open and confirm before you leave the scene! That's what i do.

They weren't like this before! I think recession is part of it but there should be no basis whatsoever for defrauding anyone!

My 1st time using them and this happens? As far as I'm concerned they are fraudulent and I'm never using them again.

I'm writing this piece with so much bitterness and anger towards one of Nigeria's top online firms. On the 8th of January this year I purchased a Umi Max mobile phone that cost N55,300.00 including shipping. On the website the phone was to be delivered between 5-19days. After making payment someone called me to say delivery time will between 11-21days. What was I to do I had already paid cos there was no option of paying on delivery. So I accepted. It took almost a month to get my package. Last Friday I received a text and mail informing me I should make myself available to pick up my package. I called the number and it didn't go through. I tracked the item was returned to the hub. Monday came with d same mail/text. I called and he said said he was going to deliver that afternoon. I signed and collected my package only to see a charger, data cable but no phone. I called d dispatcher back and he says I should call Jumia. They've been postponing and using all sorts of tricks. Finally, they said they'll refund my money yet it's being games upon games. A phone I bought for N55300 is now N75k+. Anyone that wants to deal with them should do so at their own risk. I'm sure there are others with far more disheartening stories Seun please put this on front-page let people be aware of these dubious entities. Companies must be ethical in their dealings.

Bishops10:
Is it not possible he could have his own POS for this scam
moreover the store where he used the pos doesn't have an address

U seem 2 under estimate our banking system. Right now u can't open an account without a utility bill from ur residence and a valid ID such as voters card, driver's license or international passport. U can't use fakes anymore. If its his personal POS or mPOS then it makes it easier to catch him.

Bishops10:
The card has since been blocked.....
The bank where the card got stuck said they can't give me the card though I don't need it,by Monday I will go to the back and tell them to investigate the card and probably tell them to give me the CCTV footage of the time he was behind my sis (That's if its possible)
bro I'm just confused

every POS is registered to someone. It could be a POS or a mPOS so what I'll advice u 2 do is get the address of d POS owner. Go there with police men in mufty to inquire if they have CCTV. If they do ure in luck. Its also possible that the POS owner knows the buyer.

Pls can anyone link me up with a Benin/Togo workers agent. If ure one pls call me up on 08038383232

Hello everyone,
Anyone out there with access to cheaper labour from Benin/Togo? I need 11workers, 8males and 3females. Preferably between d ages of 15 and 25. Thank you.

chai bros u wicked O!

unclezuma:


My daughter sit down let me tell you about Waje, Cossy and Toolz.

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Axon:
In less than 1 year, the bumbling incompetent president implemented and caused the fillowing ;

TSA, forex restrictions causing financial panic, banning of important raw materials for factories, currency pegging, fuel price hike, banning of foodstuffs, increase in VAT collection, crazy demarketing of nigeria internationally, lack of policy direction and developmental framework, useless policies that caused the removal of 2.2 trillion naira by foreign investors in 1 year, budget padding, corruption, lopsised appointments with incompetent ministers and policy makers, divisive politics that caused renewed militancy coupled with oil price drop ...


Even US economy will go into recession if buhari leads it for two months.

Guy ur mama born u well. May evil tongues never overtake u. Shows ure an economist. No be all the economic illiterates on Nairaland.

Mimidiva:
Despite I like Odi and Mercy but just know you are in the wrong party in Edo State, APC is still taking it on, PDP is a goner


He has become famous cos of his wife, nice one

i dey laugh u in black and white. If u don't know what that means go watch Charlie Chaplin.

moscobabs:
Economy recession has change a lot of rich and average people to poor people.

I was not the type that look for cheap things but the situation of things in the country turns me to another person because I have a lot of bills to pay and ego( money) no enter as it used to enter before.

Month ago I created a thread that I needed a cheap hotel where I can lodge in Benin that was after I have spent like 5days in one of the expensive hotels around Dawson and I was very broke so I needed a hotel that will less than 2k because I still have like 3 more weeks to finish my assignment in Benin .

On that day many Samaritans on Nairaland suggested some cheaper hotel for me and I eventually picked the one that is close to my place of assignment around Akpakpava, when I got to the hotel (name withheld ) I knew I won't enjoy my stay but never expect what am experiencing though. The attendant showed me some rooms for #1500 even dog can not survive if he sleep there talk less of human such person will just suffocate, the smell of sperm and cums plus bedbugs blood are stinky than that of abattior .

what u should do is to buy a small can of DD force, mix with water and spray it on the bed before leaving for work in d morning. Trust me U'll see wonders

Edo State, 1hour from Benin

afobie:
Please were is the location

Hello Everyone,

Just want to commend d good job thus far. I have an inherited palm plantation roughly 10hectares. Trees are about 30yrs old so I'll say it's at its peak though they can produce a little less optimally for another 20yrs. As regards d spacing, ours is 8x8m. Going to slowly start phasing out the trees section by section. As regards the machines, if your plantation isn't in the heart of the rainforest then it's ok to use the machines. I've used them and I'll advice against buying them cos they can't withstand the grown up weeds. If u must buy them due to the topology of your area the go for the powerful ones. Preferably from 43cc and up and u might need to do some fabrication on the handle to steel rods as again the aluminium pipes.
I have resolved to resolved to go for much higher due to the size of my palm plantation. After extensive research I discovered the M Seppi attachment to a tractor or skid steer. My brother, the work wen dey this business no be here O! It's profitable but u go sweat. Major challenge being getting workers to harvest 12-20m tall trees. At this stage even the pole harvesters don't work. You need those Calabar winchi boys to do their thing and of course d yanga that follows. Back to that attachment I alluded to earlier, buying this will take away a whole lot of problems cos it's something you can operate yourself and brush your plantation once or twice every year. The advantage of this implement is that it immediately turns all other vegetation in the plantation into manure for the plantation.

sosoguru:
Where can I get a cheap farmland that is free from dispute to buy as I am interested in buying 1,000 hectares of farmland for palm oil plantation and how much would it cost?

Call me on 08038383232 or send me an SMS

Please if you're interested in working in a farm or you are an agent please get in touch ASAP.
Shyhost@hotmail.com
Thank You

Oyimeoyimemua:
you mean copy copy is allowed? lwkmd
why can't Nigerians patiently wait and see what BUHARI has to offer after all he said he feels our pains so please let him do it his own way

what exactly are we waiting to see? We know the President has so many economic dunces around him otherwise we won't be in this mess we are in today. If we like we can cry to the high heavens, what we are going through we brought on ourselves. GEJ removed subsidy, d govt we elected today fooled us and said there was nothing like subsidy. GEJ and his team made the economy competitive. PMB removed the competition and instead placed a new kind of subsidy. Forex subsidy. In fact the Forex subsidy is d biggest scam in d nations history. I repeat, the economy can never get back on track until PMB makes some very painful decisions.
1. Implement d confab report.
2. PIB must be passed.
3. Full implementation of the Industrial plan of Aganga
4. Injection of intensive funds into BOI, BOA, import-export bank NEXIM
5. Trade bilateral agreements between us and African countries outside ECOWAS, UK, EU, US, China et al.
6. Reorganize our universities and tie them to industries.
7. Workers retrenchment using corruption as a yardstick to reduce our over vbloated workforce.
8. Appease our Ibo brothers and tap into their resourcefulness and ingenuity.
9. Marry technicals, prowess to theoretic beings.
I stop there for now.

Oyimeoyimemua:
you mean copy copy is allowed? lwkmd
why can't Nigerians patiently wait and see what BUHARI has to offer after all he said he feels our pains so please let him do it his own way

what exactly are we waiting to see? We know the President has so many economic dunces around him otherwise we won't be in this mess we are in today. If we like we can cry to the high heavens, what we are going through we brought on ourselves. GEJ removed subsidy, d govt we elected today fooled us and said there was nothing like subsidy. GEJ and his team made the economy competitive. PMB removed the competition and instead placed a new kind of subsidy. Forex subsidy. In fact the Forex subsidy is d biggest scam in d nations history. I repeat, the economy can never get back on track until PMB makes some very painful decisions.
1. Implement d confab report.
2. PIB must be passed.
3. Full implementation of the Industrial plan of Aganga
4. Injection of intensive funds into BOI, BOA, import-export bank NEXIM
5. Trade bilateral agreements between us and African countries outside ECOWAS, UK, EU, US, China et al.
6. Reorganize our universities and tie them to industries.
7. Workers retrenchment using corruption as a yardstick to reduce our over bloated workforce.
8. Appease our Ibo brothers and tap into their resourcefulness and ingenuity.
9. Marry technical prowess to theoretic beings.
I stop there for now.

Drew0:
Cult infested skul, if they dash me admission I no go take self. Mtchw.

U dey c r a z e? If Awo boys hear you ehn na maximum shishi. yeye thing. That is he school with the least amount of cult activities down south.

There are 2 certifications that stand out when you are masters at them. CISCO and SAP. Pls don't call Microsoft close to any of these. Not even Oracle. The pay and respect from these 2 beats any other. Also, if ure a master programmer then perhaps you are most superior to any other

Please is there anyone out there who knows where I can get donkeys to buy in Nigeria. Donkeys destination is somewhere in Edo State. Please get in touch via email. Shyhost@hotmail.com.

DJHANDSOME:
So were was Jesus when this happened ?


Didn't he promise to protect his children ? GOD why??




44 people don already quote me for this small comment? Una no be am atall .

you are a capital F o o l

Chrisrare:
cos ur problem is bigger than d joke

guy na upper cut you give am so O! Chei

Just had to add some more.

If I slap u, u go run 440.

If I knock u, u go short like maltex bottle

Oya run and be back before this spit gets dry

My friend vamoose before I open my eyes

Your mama pant big so tey dem tear am so for your whole family e still remain