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Crime › Re: Woman Bites Off Lady's Ear In Bayelsa As Her Ear Gets Chopped Off. Graphic PICS by sleekman(m): 1:50pm On Oct 01, 2017
hatchy:
See what Jonathan have caused?

Instead of the ineffectual buffoon to provide husbands for their women he was busy drinking ogogoro and forgot to perform his constitutional duty which have now resulted to biting and chopping off of people's ears.
Your level of idiocy eh dem still dey look for am.
Sports › Re: Chant About The Size Of Romelu Lukaku's Manhood By Man United Fans Causes Uproar by sleekman(m): 2:01pm On Sep 22, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Hmmm, my favorite topics, so where are the pictures of the kini
U no hear say na 24inches? Uno go carry that ur small bodi run? U wan die?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Cousin Killed During Shootout Set To Be Buried. See Her Corpse by sleekman(m): 2:52pm On Sep 21, 2017
IkpuMmiri:
It Shall Never Be Well With Nnamdi Kanu!
Your fada! Oya look my hand
Politics › Re: PYTHON DANCE II: Ebonyi Rejects, Snubs Military Medical Aid by sleekman(m): 8:26am On Sep 21, 2017
Yyeske:
OP for your info, on the first day of the free medical treatment by the Nigerian Army people turned up in large numbers, IPOB miscreants heard about it and bombarded Radio Biafra saying the soldiers were forcing people and injecting people with chemicals and infections, radio Biafra then started their normal lies and propaganda and urging people not to go for the free treatment.
IPOB and Nnamdi kanu should be ashamed for not providing such free treatment for the people they are fighting for aside asking them to go kissing Nnamdi kanu's shoe
You and your stupid lies. Do you have pictures of people massively attending the event? If you don't then close that smelling gutter of yours you call your mouth. Mtchewww!
Romance › Re: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by sleekman(m): 11:17am On Sep 19, 2017
dotunbekro06:
Bros don't tell me you want to break up because of this.. Then you don't love her





Oga stay with your package...



Like my nigga do say "Drag Mr/mz Left and Drag to the Right...



No time biko
What kind of useless advice is this? Mtchewww
Business To Business › Re: Feasibility/business Plan On Cooking Gas Refilling Plant by sleekman(m): 10:12am On Sep 15, 2017
ncolumella:
Do you know that the NNPC already has imported containers of cylinders into the country for free distribution next year?

● Yes, the NNPC already has positioned containers for 12.5kg cylinders in strategic locations in Nigeria. the NNPC plans to
commence free distribution of LPG cylinders to every home in Nigeria. this would help increase the use of LPG in Nigeria
and promote a green environment.
#InvestNow
this is September. Where are the free cylinders?
Celebrities › Re: Full Sex Video Of Afia Schwarzenegger Trends On Ghanaian Social Media by sleekman(m): 4:39pm On Sep 09, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwq_ZV7kOo the video is still out there.
Health › Re: How Can I Burn Belly Fat Easily? by sleekman(m): 3:30pm On Sep 01, 2017
The way to lose Belly fat fast are 3 folds.

1. Check ur food intake. Reduce, and eliminate bad fatty foods
2. Exercises. Buy an exercise mat for about N3000 on jumia. Perform these exercises attached here every morning and evening.
3. Cut 10 whole lemons, squeeze them and add water to the brim of a 10litre jerrycan. Drink this anytime ure thirsty. Also, boil 2 litres of water. When fully boiled pour into a ceramic container. Add 2 squeezed lemons/lime +the lemon bark, 2tablespoons of apple cider, ground ginger and 2 tablespoons of honey.
Let it soak for 10mins, Sieve and drink morning and evening.

Please note u'll fart a lot cos of the lemon. If you fart frequently, you did it right. You should see appreciable progress in a week and very good progress in 3weeks.
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Health › Re: My Uncle Has Large Boils On His Head, Please Save His Health Condition (pics) by sleekman(m): 11:45pm On Aug 31, 2017
Your uncles situation is bad. It's beyond oitments at this stage. Go see a dermatologist or go to a good pharmacists. Usually, it's treated by injecting steroids into the affected area. Once it's completely healed u rub a combination of oils like coconut oil etc to regain hair lost.
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets Emefiele, Adeosun & Udoma Udoma (Photos) by sleekman(m): 1:46pm On Aug 28, 2017
The man wan scatter everywhere now
Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Bush Meat I Helped Killed Today by sleekman(m): 7:40pm On Aug 24, 2017
Na wa O! U no even roast the meat at all. No go chop ebola and Lassa fever O!
Pets › Re: Nigerian Girl Vickie Shows Off Her 2 Giant Pet Rats by sleekman(m): 11:17pm On Aug 21, 2017
These are not the regular house rats. This is what's called 'Oviotor' in Bini and Esan. They are local rabbits and are edible.
Crime › Re: White Man Orders Soldiers To Beat Up A Nigerian Over Electricity Bill In Edo by sleekman(m): 4:01pm On Aug 07, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Ure so foolish that I'm wondering y I'm replying u.






So it's not ok for the power company to remove these wires, BUT it is ok for a person to use wire to connect to the power poles that doesn't belong to him!?! Use your COMMON SENSE brothas. These wires should be removed, and when the bill is paid, he may get reconnected. Pay your bills, Follow the LAW and be quiet!

It's dumbasses like you lot (or the OP) that believe that you are above the law and can do whatever you desire... Thus getting your sorry asses ROYALLY kicked, lol!

Your inferiority complex sees a white person and blame HIM, instead of the LAW that is in place.
Romance › Re: HELP! My Girlfriend Is Frustrating Me by sleekman(m): 5:57pm On Aug 06, 2017
beetown:
Please if it's cheating, she isn't that type of girl...it's her attitude that I can't deal with
hahahahahaha Swegbe
Business › Re: Palm Oil Biz.. How I Lost My First Capital by sleekman(m): 5:51pm On Aug 06, 2017
Tublez well-done. Keep the hustle up and u'll prevail. If u want to buy cheap palm oil then u'll have to go across the border of ure in Lagos. If up North then buy from the Midwest and the east. Midwest being Edo/Delta. Also, most people that sell palm oil in Lagos markets add dye to it to improve its look and viscosity but this dye is cancerogenic. So it's best to create a brand that shows integrity, package, market and sell. You cannot buy palm oil without being physically present cos if the oil isn't well processed and preserved it will smell.
Politics › Re: Dolapo Badmus Reacts To Video Of Canadian Police Giving A Lady Ice Cream by sleekman(m): 5:17pm On Aug 06, 2017
Einl:
Hahahahaha.

If Nigerian Police give you ice cream, you better warm it in the microwave and add Dettol...just in case...

hahahahahah
E be like say dem don show u wien
Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Most Popular Minister In Buhari's Administration? by sleekman(m): 12:00am On Jul 21, 2017
Popular: Kachikwu
Infamous: Lie lie Muhammed
Science/Technology › Re: 7 Surefire Ways Social Media Can Ruin Your Life by sleekman(m): 1:14pm On Jul 17, 2017
Opinionated:
Social media has become a part of our daily life and many of us cannot do without it. What you don’t know is that your addiction to social media is affecting your lives negatively. Read on to know how social media can ruin your life. Jumia travel, the leading online travel agency, urge you to perhaps cut down on the hours you spend on social twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Overthinking emoticons


Some persons while interacting or chatting with someone, and they share an emoticon; they begin to give all sorts of meanings and interpretations to it. It is funny that Just because of an emoticon, they get themselves all worked up and worried. Why? It is just an emoticon.

Checking/updating every second


You have become so attached to Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat that you are checking and updating them every second. The day you don’t access your accounts because you don’t have data, you become hysterical and irrational. It is not a matter of life and death.

Bragging about likes, followers and comments

The number of likes, followers and comments you have has become a thing to brag about and show off. The rule is that the more followers you have, the more traction and engagement you get. True, you do not have to boast about it. Some people go as far as buying likes, followers and even comments.

Posting without thinking

Many of us have converted social media to an abuse platform. A place where we criticize and troll people. As a result, more and more people are in trouble because of what they shared and said on social media. Presently, a popular US based Nigerian journalist Kemi Olunloyo is being charged to court because of the content she shared on social media. Always, think before you share.

Making up just because you want to share pix on Instagram


This is peculiar with girls. They do not have anywhere to go but they dress up, apply makeup and take beautiful pictures just to post on Instagram or Facebook. It is ridiculous.

Staying Up Late


We all do this. We spend hours flying from one social media platform to another. Meanwhile, we are very sleepy but we still continue browsing. Surprisingly, they sleep off while on twitter or WhatsApp. Hence, many of us don’t get enough sleep because of social media.

Seeking social media validation


Seeking social media validation can lead to depression. This is because you wait for others to give you approval for your life activities. If you don’t get the desired response, you become depressed. You should stop seeking social media validation and live your life.


source: http://www.opinions.ng/7-surefire-ways-social-media-can-ruin-life/

cc: lalasticlala mynd44
Hey Op are u indirectly trying to advice @therealdonaldtrump ? Cos he's not listening. He's broken at least half these rules and he's by no means ruined? So u see no one size fits all. Some people can grasp a page in secs some in days.
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Attracted To Me, I Dont Know Why!! by sleekman(m): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2017
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You re a good money ritual ingredient.



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Technology Market › Re: In Need Of An Oscilloscope, 70MHz DSO available. by sleekman(m): 10:12am On Jul 14, 2017
Hi,HANTEK DSO4004C Series 4CH 80-250MHz BANDWIDTH OSCILLOSCOPE 1CH ARBITARY/FUNCTION WAVEFORM GENERATOR (200 MHz)

Can u get this for me.
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Fashion › Re: Nigerian Fitness Trainer Shows Off His Sexy Transformation by sleekman(m): 11:10am On Jul 12, 2017
Fresca:
Ok now his head doesn't match with his body anymore.. then he bleached his skin on top what? To be light skin?

All those steroids and protein shakes and supplements he's been taking is not good for his health in the long run.

Anyways kwantinu to do fine boy, if you like transform up and dan. Preek go still dey de same, even smaller now because it will not match this his body.
how u take know?
Politics › Re: Ivanka Trump Gushes About Meeting Chibok Girls In The US (Photos) by sleekman(m): 9:18am On Jul 04, 2017
This is the Trump some idiots claimed is a racist. Carry on soun.
Properties › Re: Can A Single Guy With Income Of #60,000 Build A House by sleekman(m): 8:14am On Jul 04, 2017
360command:
perhaps you can look into container housing... you can build 2 rooms with a container. here in America people do it. people by buses and convert it as a home.
sign up on Pinterest to see container houses. Very lovely concepts.
Properties › Re: Can A Single Guy With Income Of #60,000 Build A House by sleekman(m): 8:12am On Jul 04, 2017
businessman7:
Good day Nl members I'm a single guy a student of Lagos state polythecnic and I earn a salary of #60,000 monthly and I want to put up something to start living in with my parent I'm fed up of paying for rent please I need advise on what to do and how to go about it thanks y'll
yes u can. If ure outside Lagos, u can buy 4-5 bags of cement per month, get small children to gather erosion sand for u to mould blocks. Mould between 33-40blocks per bag. Slowly u'll be on ur way. U need about 2-3000blocks for a bungalow.
Crime › Re: White Man Orders Soldiers To Beat Up A Nigerian Over Electricity Bill In Edo by sleekman(m): 7:57am On Jul 04, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
So it's not ok for the power company to remove these wires, BUT it is ok for a person to use wire to connect to the power poles that doesn't belong to him!?! Use your COMMON SENSE brothas. These wires should be removed, and when the bill is paid, he may get reconnected. Pay your bills, Follow the LAW and be quiet!

It's dumbasses like you lot (or the OP) that believe that you are above the law and can do whatever you desire... Thus getting your sorry asses ROYALLY kicked, lol!

Your inferiority complex sees a white person and blame HIM, instead of the LAW that is in place.
your mumu case is beyond redemption. I know that if I continue u'll hug a transformer so lemme leave u. Mind u if ur mumuability is left unchecked 6ft will be calling u
Crime › Re: White Man Orders Soldiers To Beat Up A Nigerian Over Electricity Bill In Edo by sleekman(m): 12:37am On Jul 04, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Next time this foolish man should let the electricity company do their jobs... This is not a race issue, it's a COMMON SENSE one.
Ure just an idiot. Do u need an understanding aid? He said they can cut the light but leave his wires. Why's that so difficult to comprehend? Besides if they didn't like it what happens to the police. Why don't they go report like every law abiding citizen. What's makes this especially bad is that a foreigner will come into this country and order stupid soldiers zombies to beat up a citizen. Then you crown it up with ur idiotic post. Ewu lama
Romance › Re: My Fiancée And A Man Are Living Together, She Said It's Nothing! by sleekman(m): 8:12am On Jul 02, 2017
Djbush:
Hi there,

There is a 50/50 chance that your girl is sleeping with her flat mate, the senior colleague. But what the heck if she sleeps with the guy? That does not mean that she won't be a good wife to you!

Believe me, your girls flatmate might have a serious girl friend, while your girl has a serious relationship (which is you).

Disabuse your mind from negative thought​s. I'm sure everything will work out in your favour.
ur mumu pass op own. Na people like u go allow one director dey direct ur wife pekus cos u want contract. Onyara, Aniofia, Ewu lama.
Crime › Re: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by sleekman(m): 1:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
kocvalour:
Nigeria with dia mumu culture
no wonder we're still backward in err thing
u and ur m u m u moniker/name.
Family › Re: Banker Accuses Father-in-law Of Abducting, Renaming Son (pics) by sleekman(m): 8:34am On Jun 22, 2017
Caustics:
how can he name his child a yoruba name when both families have no ties to yoruba. The father in law was right on that part. He is probably withholding the child because of loss of his daughter.
what the hell are u saying? Na ur pickin? He has the right to name his child what ever he wants. stop public display of ur ignorance. If he married his wife legally then the high court he has taken the case to will finalise the matter.
Crime › Re: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by sleekman(m): 9:06am On Jun 21, 2017
Silkmoth33:
You go still reason do the thing after the rapists go? grin
reason wetin.
Crime › Re: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by sleekman(m): 8:35am On Jun 21, 2017
blessedman12:
please, is it the woman 's fault?
in this situation yes. She's very stupid. If na me d marriage don end cos I won't be able to get it off my brain especially when we're doing d thing. This sort of woman will certainly cheat.

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