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RomanceRe: HELP! My Girlfriend Is Frustrating Me by sleekman(m): 5:57pm On Aug 06, 2017
beetown:
Please if it's cheating, she isn't that type of girl...it's her attitude that I can't deal with
hahahahahaha Swegbe
BusinessRe: Palm Oil Biz.. How I Lost My First Capital by sleekman(m): 5:51pm On Aug 06, 2017
Tublez well-done. Keep the hustle up and u'll prevail. If u want to buy cheap palm oil then u'll have to go across the border of ure in Lagos. If up North then buy from the Midwest and the east. Midwest being Edo/Delta. Also, most people that sell palm oil in Lagos markets add dye to it to improve its look and viscosity but this dye is cancerogenic. So it's best to create a brand that shows integrity, package, market and sell. You cannot buy palm oil without being physically present cos if the oil isn't well processed and preserved it will smell.
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Badmus Reacts To Video Of Canadian Police Giving A Lady Ice Cream by sleekman(m): 5:17pm On Aug 06, 2017
Einl:
Hahahahaha.

If Nigerian Police give you ice cream, you better warm it in the microwave and add Dettol...just in case...

hahahahahah
E be like say dem don show u wien
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Think Is The Most Popular Minister In Buhari's Administration? by sleekman(m): 12:00am On Jul 21, 2017
Popular: Kachikwu
Infamous: Lie lie Muhammed
Science/TechnologyRe: 7 Surefire Ways Social Media Can Ruin Your Life by sleekman(m): 1:14pm On Jul 17, 2017
Opinionated:
Social media has become a part of our daily life and many of us cannot do without it. What you don’t know is that your addiction to social media is affecting your lives negatively. Read on to know how social media can ruin your life. Jumia travel, the leading online travel agency, urge you to perhaps cut down on the hours you spend on social twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Overthinking emoticons


Some persons while interacting or chatting with someone, and they share an emoticon; they begin to give all sorts of meanings and interpretations to it. It is funny that Just because of an emoticon, they get themselves all worked up and worried. Why? It is just an emoticon.

Checking/updating every second


You have become so attached to Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat that you are checking and updating them every second. The day you don’t access your accounts because you don’t have data, you become hysterical and irrational. It is not a matter of life and death.

Bragging about likes, followers and comments

The number of likes, followers and comments you have has become a thing to brag about and show off. The rule is that the more followers you have, the more traction and engagement you get. True, you do not have to boast about it. Some people go as far as buying likes, followers and even comments.

Posting without thinking

Many of us have converted social media to an abuse platform. A place where we criticize and troll people. As a result, more and more people are in trouble because of what they shared and said on social media. Presently, a popular US based Nigerian journalist Kemi Olunloyo is being charged to court because of the content she shared on social media. Always, think before you share.

Making up just because you want to share pix on Instagram


This is peculiar with girls. They do not have anywhere to go but they dress up, apply makeup and take beautiful pictures just to post on Instagram or Facebook. It is ridiculous.

Staying Up Late


We all do this. We spend hours flying from one social media platform to another. Meanwhile, we are very sleepy but we still continue browsing. Surprisingly, they sleep off while on twitter or WhatsApp. Hence, many of us don’t get enough sleep because of social media.

Seeking social media validation


Seeking social media validation can lead to depression. This is because you wait for others to give you approval for your life activities. If you don’t get the desired response, you become depressed. You should stop seeking social media validation and live your life.


source: http://www.opinions.ng/7-surefire-ways-social-media-can-ruin-life/

cc: lalasticlala mynd44
Hey Op are u indirectly trying to advice @therealdonaldtrump ? Cos he's not listening. He's broken at least half these rules and he's by no means ruined? So u see no one size fits all. Some people can grasp a page in secs some in days.
RomanceRe: Married Women Are Attracted To Me, I Dont Know Why!! by sleekman(m): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2017
0b10010011:




You re a good money ritual ingredient.



shocked lipsrsealed
Technology MarketRe: In Need Of An Oscilloscope, 70MHz DSO available. by sleekman(m): 10:12am On Jul 14, 2017
Hi,HANTEK DSO4004C Series 4CH 80-250MHz BANDWIDTH OSCILLOSCOPE 1CH ARBITARY/FUNCTION WAVEFORM GENERATOR (200 MHz)

Can u get this for me.
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FashionRe: Nigerian Fitness Trainer Shows Off His Sexy Transformation by sleekman(m): 11:10am On Jul 12, 2017
Fresca:
Ok now his head doesn't match with his body anymore.. then he bleached his skin on top what? To be light skin?

All those steroids and protein shakes and supplements he's been taking is not good for his health in the long run.

Anyways kwantinu to do fine boy, if you like transform up and dan. Preek go still dey de same, even smaller now because it will not match this his body.
how u take know?
PoliticsRe: Ivanka Trump Gushes About Meeting Chibok Girls In The US (Photos) by sleekman(m): 9:18am On Jul 04, 2017
This is the Trump some idiots claimed is a racist. Carry on soun.
PropertiesRe: Can A Single Guy With Income Of #60,000 Build A House by sleekman(m): 8:14am On Jul 04, 2017
360command:
perhaps you can look into container housing... you can build 2 rooms with a container. here in America people do it. people by buses and convert it as a home.
sign up on Pinterest to see container houses. Very lovely concepts.
PropertiesRe: Can A Single Guy With Income Of #60,000 Build A House by sleekman(m): 8:12am On Jul 04, 2017
businessman7:
Good day Nl members I'm a single guy a student of Lagos state polythecnic and I earn a salary of #60,000 monthly and I want to put up something to start living in with my parent I'm fed up of paying for rent please I need advise on what to do and how to go about it thanks y'll
yes u can. If ure outside Lagos, u can buy 4-5 bags of cement per month, get small children to gather erosion sand for u to mould blocks. Mould between 33-40blocks per bag. Slowly u'll be on ur way. U need about 2-3000blocks for a bungalow.
CrimeRe: White Man Orders Soldiers To Beat Up A Nigerian Over Electricity Bill In Edo by sleekman(m): 7:57am On Jul 04, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
So it's not ok for the power company to remove these wires, BUT it is ok for a person to use wire to connect to the power poles that doesn't belong to him!?! Use your COMMON SENSE brothas. These wires should be removed, and when the bill is paid, he may get reconnected. Pay your bills, Follow the LAW and be quiet!

It's dumbasses like you lot (or the OP) that believe that you are above the law and can do whatever you desire... Thus getting your sorry asses ROYALLY kicked, lol!

Your inferiority complex sees a white person and blame HIM, instead of the LAW that is in place.
your mumu case is beyond redemption. I know that if I continue u'll hug a transformer so lemme leave u. Mind u if ur mumuability is left unchecked 6ft will be calling u
CrimeRe: White Man Orders Soldiers To Beat Up A Nigerian Over Electricity Bill In Edo by sleekman(m): 12:37am On Jul 04, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Next time this foolish man should let the electricity company do their jobs... This is not a race issue, it's a COMMON SENSE one.
Ure just an idiot. Do u need an understanding aid? He said they can cut the light but leave his wires. Why's that so difficult to comprehend? Besides if they didn't like it what happens to the police. Why don't they go report like every law abiding citizen. What's makes this especially bad is that a foreigner will come into this country and order stupid soldiers zombies to beat up a citizen. Then you crown it up with ur idiotic post. Ewu lama
RomanceRe: My Fiancée And A Man Are Living Together, She Said It's Nothing! by sleekman(m): 8:12am On Jul 02, 2017
Djbush:
Hi there,

There is a 50/50 chance that your girl is sleeping with her flat mate, the senior colleague. But what the heck if she sleeps with the guy? That does not mean that she won't be a good wife to you!

Believe me, your girls flatmate might have a serious girl friend, while your girl has a serious relationship (which is you).

Disabuse your mind from negative thought​s. I'm sure everything will work out in your favour.
ur mumu pass op own. Na people like u go allow one director dey direct ur wife pekus cos u want contract. Onyara, Aniofia, Ewu lama.
CrimeRe: Woman Sacked By Her Husband For Moaning During Rape By Robbers Arrive Benue by sleekman(m): 1:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
kocvalour:
Nigeria with dia mumu culture
no wonder we're still backward in err thing
u and ur m u m u moniker/name.
FamilyRe: Banker Accuses Father-in-law Of Abducting, Renaming Son (pics) by sleekman(m): 8:34am On Jun 22, 2017
Caustics:
how can he name his child a yoruba name when both families have no ties to yoruba. The father in law was right on that part. He is probably withholding the child because of loss of his daughter.
what the hell are u saying? Na ur pickin? He has the right to name his child what ever he wants. stop public display of ur ignorance. If he married his wife legally then the high court he has taken the case to will finalise the matter.
CrimeRe: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by sleekman(m): 9:06am On Jun 21, 2017
Silkmoth33:
You go still reason do the thing after the rapists go? grin
reason wetin.
CrimeRe: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by sleekman(m): 8:35am On Jun 21, 2017
blessedman12:
please, is it the woman 's fault?
in this situation yes. She's very stupid. If na me d marriage don end cos I won't be able to get it off my brain especially when we're doing d thing. This sort of woman will certainly cheat.
CrimeRe: Man Sends Wife Packing For Moaning While Being Raped By Robbers In Lagos by sleekman(m): 8:29am On Jun 21, 2017
midehi2:
That part been against the tradition is ok...but not certainly because she was moaning, it might be moaning of pains,depression, who moans while bn raped undecided
U dey craze? So a man can't tell when his wife is enjoying something from pain. Mumu dey worry u.
Christianity EtcRe: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by sleekman(m): 8:25am On Jun 21, 2017
Airtimex:
Fake doctors everywhere lipsrsealed
you must be an atheist.
CrimeRe: Evans Cries For Being In Police Cell With Common Poor Criminals Despite His Rich by sleekman(m): 12:48pm On Jun 15, 2017
For someone who made so much from kidnapping, robbery and drug peddling/smuggling shows he's not as smart as he's painted to be.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba And Adesua Etomi Funny Photo: After Spending, She Says She's On Period by sleekman(m): 2:46am On Jun 15, 2017
Praktikals:
Boss, even in Freetown, nothing is free.
hahahaha
Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Admits Morocco Into Its' Membership by sleekman(m): 1:50pm On Jun 06, 2017
They should just change the name to ECOAS instead of ECOWAS. It will give the organisation more clout. Morocco it can be argued is in West Africa. the Arab world is already divided.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba And Adesua Etomi Funny Photo: After Spending, She Says She's On Period by sleekman(m): 1:33pm On Jun 06, 2017
Praktikals:
Thats because money is not easy to get these days. Me must maximize utility from every kobo spent.
Kai Economist. ur wife go hear wigh.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba And Adesua Etomi Funny Photo: After Spending, She Says She's On Period by sleekman(m): 1:27pm On Jun 06, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Only nigerian guys have this silly mentality that once they spend on one date a gal must spread her legs
Make u take ur time otherwise na ants Wen full ur house I go order make dem take u do weightlifting. Okporoko. Go and follow a white man na! like say no be u go pay for ur own food. Onyara. Shawttysohungry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea City (1 - 1) On 30th April 2016 by sleekman(m): 11:05am On Apr 30, 2017
mareema:
A depleted Man Utd squad play host to a relegation threathened Swansea City today. United who have embarked on a 24 game unbeaten run since their reverse at Chelsea last year appear to have the confidence to win this fixture as they won the reverse earlier this season away to Swansea despite their energy draining draw against noisy neighbours, Manchester City recently. Swansea meanwhile will look to get of the relegation zone as quickly as possible.
With key players out like Paul Pogba, Ibrahimovic, Marcos Rojo injured and less fancied Marouane Fellaini suspended and with an eye on the 1st leg of their Europa League clash, Mourinho is likely to have a headache in considering his selection for this match. Should Daley Blind start, watchout for a battle with Fernando Llorente.


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pls mod correct this. it's 12am or 12noon in the afternoon and not 12pm
FoodRe: Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Afang Soup by sleekman(m): 6:18pm On Mar 14, 2017
Sultty:
Stop stop! Abeg u r already making my mouth watery se u want make dem know say i never chop cry
Kpomo in british accent.
BusinessRe: Jumia And Systemic Fraud by sleekman(op): 11:20pm On Feb 10, 2017
moderator please front-page please
BusinessRe: Jumia And Systemic Fraud by sleekman(op): 8:19pm On Feb 10, 2017
luckyz4rea:
Whether your package/item was brought by their dispatch rider or you went to pick it up always open and confirm before you leave the scene! That's what i do.

They weren't like this before! I think recession is part of it but there should be no basis whatsoever for defrauding anyone!
My 1st time using them and this happens? As far as I'm concerned they are fraudulent and I'm never using them again.
BusinessJumia And Systemic Fraud by sleekman(op): 5:53pm On Feb 10, 2017
I'm writing this piece with so much bitterness and anger towards one of Nigeria's top online firms. On the 8th of January this year I purchased a Umi Max mobile phone that cost N55,300.00 including shipping. On the website the phone was to be delivered between 5-19days. After making payment someone called me to say delivery time will between 11-21days. What was I to do I had already paid cos there was no option of paying on delivery. So I accepted. It took almost a month to get my package. Last Friday I received a text and mail informing me I should make myself available to pick up my package. I called the number and it didn't go through. I tracked the item was returned to the hub. Monday came with d same mail/text. I called and he said said he was going to deliver that afternoon. I signed and collected my package only to see a charger, data cable but no phone. I called d dispatcher back and he says I should call Jumia. They've been postponing and using all sorts of tricks. Finally, they said they'll refund my money yet it's being games upon games. A phone I bought for N55300 is now N75k+. Anyone that wants to deal with them should do so at their own risk. I'm sure there are others with far more disheartening stories Seun please put this on front-page let people be aware of these dubious entities. Companies must be ethical in their dealings.
CrimeRe: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by sleekman(m): 12:08pm On Feb 05, 2017
Bishops10:
Is it not possible he could have his own POS for this scam
moreover the store where he used the pos doesn't have an address
U seem 2 under estimate our banking system. Right now u can't open an account without a utility bill from ur residence and a valid ID such as voters card, driver's license or international passport. U can't use fakes anymore. If its his personal POS or mPOS then it makes it easier to catch him.

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