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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Urgent.. Pls Where Is Idowuogbo.. Concerned People Should Check This.. by SLIDiE(m): 8:55pm On Aug 31, 2013
pc guru:
She prob got pissed after getting banned and thot why am i here, the same thing that happens to me when i get insulted online, that i actually left my work to be insulted by an anonymous stranger. but anyway idowuogbo is fine, she sends her best and is touched that you guys care alot. she's with me for the night grin
shocked i trust her!!! undecided
Crime / Re: ‘Black Jesus’ Cult Leader Hacked To Death by SLIDiE(m): 8:47pm On Aug 31, 2013
Nice one! undecided
Travel / Re: Nigerians Top List Of Private Jet Owners In Africa by SLIDiE(m): 10:04am On Aug 26, 2013
ok
Politics / Re: Ojukwu Would Have Joined APC - Okorocha by SLIDiE(m): 1:04pm On Aug 24, 2013
cheesy
Politics / Re: Fraudster Clones FCT Minister’s Phone, Swindles Him Of N3m by SLIDiE(m): 6:37am On Aug 24, 2013
Cool! Nice move, wrong turn!!

Firstus....


Te....


Commentos..... tongue
Politics / Re: There ‘ll Be Mayhem If Jonathan Rigs 2015 Polls – Junaid Mohammed by SLIDiE(m): 6:35am On Aug 24, 2013
ckkris: CPC rigged elections massively in Bauchi through Boko Haram, alias area boys. CPC rigged elections in Kano through under-aged almajiri. In Lagos, Tinubu imposed his wife as ACN senator. In Kano Buhari imposed General Jaafaru Isa, as CPC gubernatorial candidate, against a popular Mohammed Abacha, the proper winner of their primaries. Now when when these dictators cause their own electoral defeats, they resort to violence, in order to PREVENT THOROUGH INTRA PARTY ANALYSIS OF HOW THEY LOST. And they know they will lose again. Jona has quietly been accomplishing great things that will really count, in election 2013, and as these noise makers are realising that they have started losing, and they are preparing the grounds for violence that will prevent people from questioning their political irrelevance.
bros, issokay, ur ignorance is transparent enuff!!!

I even tot u were a corper who presided during the elections in Bauchi to knw dt CPC rigged! But when u were mentioning other states, i knw u be mumu PDP apologists who actually bilivd u shld win every state! So, technically, all the parties who won actually 'must av rigged'!

And GEJ is achieving grt things, ugh?

Ok..we thank God for the locomotive trains who got a motor head! Even though the same chinese who helped him uses bullet trains!

We thank God for 2hrs light a day and outrageous bills!

This guys is the most 'stealth' corrupt president we cld eva had!!!
Investment / Re: Shekau's Death Will Attract Foreign Investors To Nigeria by SLIDiE(m): 11:31am On Aug 23, 2013
Which kind yeye assumption be ds now?
Raging kidnapping series up east is even making us loose more investments!

Do u think that is different from 'insecurity'?

So, because boko uses bomb, na only them dey contribute to insecurities wey dey scare investors?

U better face and squash all threats!

U dey pay asari, dey pardon alams, dey condone corruption, u come dey shift blames to north! What abt those who turn kidnapping of foreign investors to business?

Una no well altogether!

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Food / Re: Firm Introduces Refined Garri. by SLIDiE(m): 10:07am On Aug 23, 2013
Garri egba ni mo fe!
Garri ijebu yen ti man nkan ju!

Garri egba ma n ta sansan ni too ba fi te eba elu efo elegusi ti o ya palamu ati agbodo, eja dudu ati ede si!

In fact, if u happen to die after such food, na paradise!

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS- ASUU May Call Off Strike On Thursday by SLIDiE(m): 11:55pm On Aug 22, 2013
Advice to students:

If u be lady: go marry

U be man: go find work/learn trade

ASSU strike going off no be ds year.!!! grin

I bet u missed this news:
https://www.nairaland.com/1407960/ASUU-withdraw-negotiation-government
Politics / Re: Igbos In Lagos State: My Experience By Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe by SLIDiE(m): 11:52pm On Aug 22, 2013
Starlett: I know that some perpetual social media gladiators will still not be satisfied with this brilliant and factual write-up from a fellow Yoruba man. However, I appeal to our Igbo brethren that what with Senator Ogunlewe and Femi Aribisala's articles, FFK has finally been put in his rightful place. (At least, his belated conciliatory article of today shows a deep re-think).

let's see if we can end this ugly chapter and forge ahead in our journey to nationhood. Never underestimate the power of the pen, ...
Starlett: By Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe


Instead of deporting the Igbos, whose contributions to the development of Lagos state are immensurable, you must keep on praising and encouraging them to keep on developing Lagos State.



•Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe is a former Nigerian minister for Works and Housing.

http://saharareporters.com/article/igbos-lagos-state-my-experience-senator-adeseye-ogunlewe

grin PDP id!ot!

Why not kuku say it: the igbos own lagos!
Anything to get sympathetic votes. Lagos island ko, epe ni!

Oponu!

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Romance / Re: Can Difference In Church Denomination Be A Major Issue In Marriage Proposal. by SLIDiE(m): 11:08pm On Aug 22, 2013
frabel: biblically, the woman should follow the man, even my elder brother married a Pentecostal and the lady followed him to catholic. and they are still living happily, really, i dont know y my case is different.
urs is different because ur fingers are different in length!
Politics / Re: Amosun Launches 150 Taxi Cab In Ogun by SLIDiE(m): 11:03pm On Aug 22, 2013
payless:


I am thinking the same thing o! I have my house in Idi-Aba by Federal Medical Centre but I just refuse to complete it due to situation in Nigeria. I have to get it done if things continue like the way Amosun is going about business in Abeokuta.
dude, that place is already under construction. The construction from lafenwa to itoku, sapon, ijaye is going to reach there! House av been marked already!

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Politics / Re: Controversy Over Al-makura’s Son’s Alleged N1.5B Wedding In U.S. by SLIDiE(m): 9:04pm On Aug 22, 2013
If only common sense were that common, many wld av knwn it is not possible!

The fees are soooo outrageous that a dead man will wake up and defend himself if the lies were against him!

So, u think N1.5b is wot u use to by beans?

For ur info: N1b will come after N999million naira!

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Romance / Re: At A Relationship Crossroads: Should I Stay Or Leave? by SLIDiE(m): 8:54pm On Aug 22, 2013
1. Yes it may be true he is dating the lady.

2. Maybe not

So, how will u get to knw the truth?

1. Relax! It's good u let him knw u can't continue if he kept that up!

2. Cut intimacy ties until u are sure. Have a set time for observation. After the time lapses, and u are still not sure, scrape him!!!

Now, listen:

Av u noticed dt all posters above me are ladies and funny thing is, they av nothing to be called an impo to say? U wanna knw why?

1. Many are nothing but saddists!

2. They are confused like the atheist and they embraced feminism! A side which says: u can do anything u like!

3. Some don losse hope for marriage due to wasted years!! And all those, 'e no matter to marry' is due to their raising of 'white flags' to achieving it!

Now, dnt u ever come here and expect a good advice...too many dark souls....

Av a nice time!
Politics / Re: Okada Ban: Bone Setter Laments Loss Of Customers by SLIDiE(m): 8:45pm On Aug 22, 2013
In other news:

The casket makers association of naija don rellocate go europe!

Dem say naija people no wan die, in spite of the hardship, they no wan commit suicide!

Dem angry so tay dem rake:

They say: make una stay for naija make una no die!! Naija people don forget Jesus promise say mansion dey heaven!!! Make una no die make u go claim space.

Oyibo pippu plenty for there now dey collect keys to mansion...if u reesh heaven and oyibo pippu plenty pass una, make una no start to dey complain of racism and marginalization o!!!

In conclusion, dem beg say make we employ the alternate way of ending hardship by suicide because dem wan rellocate back home!

grin grin grin

Lobatan!!!
Politics / Re: Aviation: Nigerian Air Space Declared Among Africa's Safest by SLIDiE(m): 8:37pm On Aug 22, 2013
awodman:
Lol..when I learnt the real reason behind that name..I laughed and almost fell off from a sky scrapper
my guy, the thing funny die o!! grin

Infact, wen i heard the reason igbos were being called 'aje okuta mamumi' i laffed till my teeth commot for my mouth!

In case u dnt knw, it means, 'person wey dey chop stone wey no dey drink water' grin grin
Politics / Re: Amosun Launches 150 Taxi Cab In Ogun by SLIDiE(m): 8:32pm On Aug 22, 2013
berem: I have a dream, that one day, keke napep will be phased out and we shall have air conditioned cars as Taxis. grin

Who say better thing no good? cheesy
so, how bad does that sound?
If u are tryin to use a reverse statement in sayin the tricycles will be banned, so what?

We want decency, and standards, so u can accommodate them in ur state and grant them asylum!
Politics / Re: Fresh air: federal health workers nationwide embark on indefinite strike. by SLIDiE(m): 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2013
grin

I heard corpers are being owed now grin

Jona_clueless!!! grin

Wetin concern me sef!

I no kuku be govt worker, and i no be student, and i no be corper, and i no dey sick!!

grin grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan Promises Dividends Of Democracy In Spite Of Distraction by SLIDiE(m): 8:20pm On Aug 22, 2013
Well, i am highly disappointed in jonathan for tryin to explain himself because:


I no kukuma care grin
If u like, perform, if u like, anti-perform grin

The truth is, that won't stop me from being the:
Firstus de commentos of this thread! grin
Politics / Re: Amosun Launches 150 Taxi Cab In Ogun by SLIDiE(m): 8:13pm On Aug 22, 2013
Tip of the ice berg!!

That guy is a beast when it comes to performance!



Lest i forgot:

Firstus te commentos!!

wink wink

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Romance / Re: Can Difference In Church Denomination Be A Major Issue In Marriage Proposal. by SLIDiE(m): 8:11pm On Aug 22, 2013
frabel: Please friends and well wisher, what will i do. I cant go to any other church except catholic and still i don't want to loose this lady cuz i love her so much. All my relations know her and they all accepted her.
dude, answer this:

If ur parents were staunch muslims, won't u defend the religion?

If they are idol worshippers and u were trained in like manner, won't u defent it?

U really though it's by choice we chose a religion?

And those who changes from one religion to another and claims to knw d truth are either confused or adultrous!

My point?

U and the lady are staunch Id!ots who failed to understand that religion is nothing!!

Now, u claim to worship the same God, yet u refused to accept the same religion! I bet u are gonna pick out why u can't accept the other religion!

U are both blind!!!

Go figure!

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Politics / Re: APC Will Capture All Of South-east, With Anambra Being The first "Test" by SLIDiE(m): 7:59pm On Aug 22, 2013
I dnt knw what this man is talking abt, but one thing i knw, and i am very sure of is:








i am firstus te commento! wink
Romance / Re: Dear Nairalanders,please Share Ur Emotional Heartbreak Experience by SLIDiE(m): 7:58pm On Aug 22, 2013
Heartbreak?
Me?

Mba!!!

And i dnt break people's heart too.
Science/Technology / Re: Earth Will Soon Be Destroyed By A Neutron Star Heading Our Way(video) by SLIDiE(m): 5:40pm On Aug 22, 2013
scipher: Awesome.. can't wait cheesy
what? shocked
Science/Technology / Re: Earth Will Soon Be Destroyed By A Neutron Star Heading Our Way(video) by SLIDiE(m): 5:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
Emmyk: cheesy.what do you think?
i think u didn't watch the video! undecided
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Slaps Your Mum? by SLIDiE(m): 4:48pm On Aug 22, 2013
Ms_Steph: What will be your reaction when your partner slaps your mum?
whether we are married or not, i am going out to book for her coffin!
Romance / Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by SLIDiE(m): 4:44pm On Aug 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...is it true that when a man farts first thing in the morning, women associate the loudness of his fart to how strong he is coz women seek strong men?.......Ladies please clarify. (matured decent contributors only) embarassed
we need to fumigate NL!! undecided

In the mean time: someone pls inoculate me against these bullshitz!
Romance / Re: Why Is Chima Jealous Of My White Male Friend? by SLIDiE(m): 4:41pm On Aug 22, 2013
sexymoma: It depends on the level you guys went that made him jealous, now if he calls you almost thrice in a day why wont he feel jealous, if he calls and you told him you went for lunch wid this same white man why wont he feel jealous. we are all human being na, jos saying ma own o.
NL is a funny place grin
U are a 200L student stuck on strike and u think u will advice a demented lady?

Do u think cos u got numerous fuckmates, u av enuff experience abt marriage undecided

#Gallow tinz baby!

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