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pc guru: She prob got pissed after getting banned and thot why am i here, the same thing that happens to me when i get insulted online, that i actually left my work to be insulted by an anonymous stranger. but anyway idowuogbo is fine, she sends her best and is touched that you guys care alot. she's with me for the night

i trust her!!!

Nice one!

ok

Cool! Nice move, wrong turn!!

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Commentos.....

ckkris: CPC rigged elections massively in Bauchi through Boko Haram, alias area boys. CPC rigged elections in Kano through under-aged almajiri. In Lagos, Tinubu imposed his wife as ACN senator. In Kano Buhari imposed General Jaafaru Isa, as CPC gubernatorial candidate, against a popular Mohammed Abacha, the proper winner of their primaries. Now when when these dictators cause their own electoral defeats, they resort to violence, in order to PREVENT THOROUGH INTRA PARTY ANALYSIS OF HOW THEY LOST. And they know they will lose again. Jona has quietly been accomplishing great things that will really count, in election 2013, and as these noise makers are realising that they have started losing, and they are preparing the grounds for violence that will prevent people from questioning their political irrelevance.

bros, issokay, ur ignorance is transparent enuff!!!

I even tot u were a corper who presided during the elections in Bauchi to knw dt CPC rigged! But when u were mentioning other states, i knw u be mumu PDP apologists who actually bilivd u shld win every state! So, technically, all the parties who won actually 'must av rigged'!

And GEJ is achieving grt things, ugh?

Ok..we thank God for the locomotive trains who got a motor head! Even though the same chinese who helped him uses bullet trains!

We thank God for 2hrs light a day and outrageous bills!

This guys is the most 'stealth' corrupt president we cld eva had!!!

Which kind yeye assumption be ds now?
Raging kidnapping series up east is even making us loose more investments!

Do u think that is different from 'insecurity'?

So, because boko uses bomb, na only them dey contribute to insecurities wey dey scare investors?

U better face and squash all threats!

U dey pay asari, dey pardon alams, dey condone corruption, u come dey shift blames to north! What abt those who turn kidnapping of foreign investors to business?

Una no well altogether!

Garri egba ni mo fe!
Garri ijebu yen ti man nkan ju!

Garri egba ma n ta sansan ni too ba fi te eba elu efo elegusi ti o ya palamu ati agbodo, eja dudu ati ede si!

In fact, if u happen to die after such food, na paradise!

Advice to students:

If u be lady: go marry

U be man: go find work/learn trade

ASSU strike going off no be ds year.!!!

I bet u missed this news:
https://www.nairaland.com/1407960/ASUU-withdraw-negotiation-government

Starlett: I know that some perpetual social media gladiators will still not be satisfied with this brilliant and factual write-up from a fellow Yoruba man. However, I appeal to our Igbo brethren that what with Senator Ogunlewe and Femi Aribisala's articles, FFK has finally been put in his rightful place. (At least, his belated conciliatory article of today shows a deep re-think).

let's see if we can end this ugly chapter and forge ahead in our journey to nationhood. Never underestimate the power of the pen, ...

Starlett: By Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe


Instead of deporting the Igbos, whose contributions to the development of Lagos state are immensurable, you must keep on praising and encouraging them to keep on developing Lagos State.



•Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe is a former Nigerian minister for Works and Housing.

http://saharareporters.com/article/igbos-lagos-state-my-experience-senator-adeseye-ogunlewe

PDP id!ot!

Why not kuku say it: the igbos own lagos!
Anything to get sympathetic votes. Lagos island ko, epe ni!

Oponu!

frabel: biblically, the woman should follow the man, even my elder brother married a Pentecostal and the lady followed him to catholic. and they are still living happily, really, i dont know y my case is different.

urs is different because ur fingers are different in length!

payless: I am thinking the same thing o! I have my house in Idi-Aba by Federal Medical Centre but I just refuse to complete it due to situation in Nigeria. I have to get it done if things continue like the way Amosun is going about business in Abeokuta.

dude, that place is already under construction. The construction from lafenwa to itoku, sapon, ijaye is going to reach there! House av been marked already!

If only common sense were that common, many wld av knwn it is not possible!

The fees are soooo outrageous that a dead man will wake up and defend himself if the lies were against him!

So, u think N1.5b is wot u use to by beans?

For ur info: N1b will come after N999million naira!

1. Yes it may be true he is dating the lady.

2. Maybe not

So, how will u get to knw the truth?

1. Relax! It's good u let him knw u can't continue if he kept that up!

2. Cut intimacy ties until u are sure. Have a set time for observation. After the time lapses, and u are still not sure, scrape him!!!

Now, listen:

Av u noticed dt all posters above me are ladies and funny thing is, they av nothing to be called an impo to say? U wanna knw why?

1. Many are nothing but saddists!

2. They are confused like the atheist and they embraced feminism! A side which says: u can do anything u like!

3. Some don losse hope for marriage due to wasted years!! And all those, 'e no matter to marry' is due to their raising of 'white flags' to achieving it!

Now, dnt u ever come here and expect a good advice...too many dark souls....

Av a nice time!

In other news:

The casket makers association of naija don rellocate go europe!

Dem say naija people no wan die, in spite of the hardship, they no wan commit suicide!

Dem angry so tay dem rake:

They say: make una stay for naija make una no die!! Naija people don forget Jesus promise say mansion dey heaven!!! Make una no die make u go claim space.

Oyibo pippu plenty for there now dey collect keys to mansion...if u reesh heaven and oyibo pippu plenty pass una, make una no start to dey complain of racism and marginalization o!!!

In conclusion, dem beg say make we employ the alternate way of ending hardship by suicide because dem wan rellocate back home!



Lobatan!!!

awodman: Lol..when I learnt the real reason behind that name..I laughed and almost fell off from a sky scrapper

my guy, the thing funny die o!!

Infact, wen i heard the reason igbos were being called 'aje okuta mamumi' i laffed till my teeth commot for my mouth!

In case u dnt knw, it means, 'person wey dey chop stone wey no dey drink water'

berem: I have a dream, that one day, keke napep will be phased out and we shall have air conditioned cars as Taxis.

Who say better thing no good?

so, how bad does that sound?
If u are tryin to use a reverse statement in sayin the tricycles will be banned, so what?

We want decency, and standards, so u can accommodate them in ur state and grant them asylum!

I heard corpers are being owed now

Jona_clueless!!!

Wetin concern me sef!

I no kuku be govt worker, and i no be student, and i no be corper, and i no dey sick!!

Well, i am highly disappointed in jonathan for tryin to explain himself because:


I no kukuma care
If u like, perform, if u like, anti-perform

The truth is, that won't stop me from being the:
Firstus de commentos of this thread!

Tip of the ice berg!!

That guy is a beast when it comes to performance!



Lest i forgot:

Firstus te commentos!!

frabel: Please friends and well wisher, what will i do. I cant go to any other church except catholic and still i don't want to loose this lady cuz i love her so much. All my relations know her and they all accepted her.

dude, answer this:

If ur parents were staunch muslims, won't u defend the religion?

If they are idol worshippers and u were trained in like manner, won't u defent it?

U really though it's by choice we chose a religion?

And those who changes from one religion to another and claims to knw d truth are either confused or adultrous!

My point?

U and the lady are staunch Id!ots who failed to understand that religion is nothing!!

Now, u claim to worship the same God, yet u refused to accept the same religion! I bet u are gonna pick out why u can't accept the other religion!

U are both blind!!!

Go figure!

I dnt knw what this man is talking abt, but one thing i knw, and i am very sure of is:








i am firstus te commento!

Heartbreak?
Me?

Mba!!!

And i dnt break people's heart too.

scipher: Awesome.. can't wait

what?

Emmyk: .what do you think?

i think u didn't watch the video!

Ms_Steph: What will be your reaction when your partner slaps your mum?

whether we are married or not, i am going out to book for her coffin!

-Mr Cork-:
...is it true that when a man farts first thing in the morning, women associate the loudness of his fart to how strong he is coz women seek strong men?.......Ladies please clarify. (matured decent contributors only)

we need to fumigate NL!!

In the mean time: someone pls inoculate me against these bullshitz!

sexymoma: It depends on the level you guys went that made him jealous, now if he calls you almost thrice in a day why wont he feel jealous, if he calls and you told him you went for lunch wid this same white man why wont he feel jealous. we are all human being na, jos saying ma own o.

NL is a funny place
U are a 200L student stuck on strike and u think u will advice a demented lady?

Do u think cos u got numerous fuckmates, u av enuff experience abt marriage

#Gallow tinz baby!