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alphaNomega:
which Kain talk be dis?

Talk from my experience with an older lady

A girl of 15 is older than a boy of 20, not to talk of a lady who is 26 to a guy of 21, bro if you know u dont want to be manipulated and you very much cherish your sanity, please kill anything like love you have for her, you can have her as your friends with benefits but for love, don't even think twice about it.

Cerebellum:
You're a mumu man!

Something lasted for 2hrs, you still dey ask if it's fake
To slap you dey hugry me self

Close to, like 1hr45mins

I bought an i12 earpod today for #8000 and am feeling it's fake or I was cheated, checked price on jumia and was seeing 5k, the thing only lasts for close to 2hrs, I want to know if it's fake so I can return it, pls hux help

I bought an i12 earpod today for #8000 and am feeling it's fake or I was cheated, checked price on jumia and was seeing 5k, the thing only lasts for close to 2hrs, I want to know if it's fake so I can return it, pls hux help

Bluezy13:
I don't understand...
Don't cut no story short... How exactly did he scam you

I just want to rate your ignorance if it is deliberate or you are truly ignorant which I doubt.
Although I am really trying hard not to call you a f00l.

Just go to the bank and report.
Threaten them with efcc, central bank, etc.
It is your money and the officer that opened that account for you is a prime suspect.

I don't want to threaten, I want to do it, how can I report to effc and central bank and how much should I be expecting to spend

OhMyGodWtf:
Go report to the branch manager, but how careless of u with all the information passed about bank scams , u self too lose abeg

This is actually my first account and I was told to wait for my ATM pin to be sent to me or come back to the bank only for this man to call me this morning asking me if I am not so and so(called my name) that recently opened an account with UBA and is yet to receive my ATM pin.
Well I was really stupid and that I can't deny but the deed has already be done and I need solutions to remedy it.
If the bank manager is in this same branch then I don't trust him as he could also been an accomplice to the scammer,pls I need another option

Good morning Nairaland family
So today is actually the worst day of my life.
I woke up this morning and received a call from someone who claims to be Mr John and works with UBA, he told me about my atm pin that was supposed to be sent to me and that he was from UBA to help me do that,well to cut the long story short,he transferred all the money from my account and am in serious pain.
What I noticed from the call was that this guy knew me and am certain that my information was leaked to him by my bank as I have observed the way the staffs of this UBA branch do converse with scammers. He knew I recently opened my UBA account and that I was told to expect an ATM pin or come back to the bank if I don't receive one so am certain one of the bankers are involved.
I know there are a lot of learned and experienced people here so I need your advice on the next step to take and the appropriate authority to report these UBA staffs to.
I would appreciate if anyone can help me get the details of this bastard as this is his number
09134369128

Pls mods help me move to front page so as to get more opinions and advise

Can't trade nothing for culture, Africa is lite

anuoreangel:
Gucci slide

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Do you still have sth like this?

dacblogger:
Within 2days you will notice the difference.
Yerr,store in the fridge so it won't spoil.
I am in between...

Is there another alternative to the youghurt,
Bedc can't be trusted

dacblogger:
Buy turmeric powder ,like 50naira in the market where they sell food stuffs,buy hollandia yogurt,the plainsweetened one(that's the blue one) for 60naira.
Mix it in a small container,2spoon of the turmeric and 2spoon of the yoghurt,mix it together and apply on your face.leave it for 15mins and wash off.do it three times in a week

How soon will I start seeing results and should I keep the youghurt in the fridge for the period I will be using it?
And hope u are not light skinned

doctore212:
Use congealed sperm .

Rub it morning and night

Ok,will try this.

dacblogger:
Use turmeric and yoghurt face mask...leave on for 15-20 mins,the wash off with warm water

Where can I get it to buy and what's the price range?

tobenuel:
Stay fresh.... It gon go off soonish

Any time I stop using face cremes,the thing comes back with full force to the extent that my face starts being itchy

Pls I need help on how to clear acne and black spots caused by acne on my face
Have used epiderm,funbact-a and am currently using syvoderm,my body creme is Nivea but I want suggestions on how to get rid of the black spots on my face
Pls I don't want creme suggestions,I want to try sth natural
Am not a fair person neither am I dark,more like in-between

JovialJune:
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In a rush to quote me and as usual, yapp about a movement that has nothing to do with your life's problem, you did not see where I also castigated the lady, instead, mentioning feminism makes your existence okay and comment sensible abi? Las las you no get any drop of sense, don't ever quote me again if you have nothing sensible to spill, do you understand?

What's causing your frustration ma'am?

JovialJune:
Believe na, who cares, what is the difference between you and the dings here who say all sort of rubbish about women, you made a lady a baby mama, after living with you for 17years, you had the temerity to name her as an option, painting her in bad light to be seen as a terrible person, imagine saying all hell let loose when your mum and aunt got involved in the little disagreement, I'm pretty sure your mum and aunt beat her blue black, that's why she pressed charges and jail your mum, but you choose not tell us that one, nonsense, you kept someone for 17 years without putting a ring on it and expect her to be all nice and floffy, na she be the mumu wey stay with you all this years na,

I said what I said and I will say more if need be, you can go off yourself if you dont like it, rubbish.

Aunty calm down and for once try not to bring ur feminism bullshit here, someone who can jail another woman that has given birth to a son who is up to 38yrs ain't worthy of getting affection from any body
I blame the op for one reason,how did he manage to birth kids with that woman even after seeing all these things
Well, what is done is done but my advice for the op is that he should never get married to anyone out of pity,cos even if the marriage ends up being Rosy,once in a while,regrets will definitely set in and he won't be able to progress much in life
I hope all the Nairaland Playboys and redpillers learn something from ops story,imagine if the op channeled his energy into looking for someone who matches him rather than searching for sex,it would have been alot easier making marriage decisions,but look at the options he conjured up there,none of the ladies are worthy of being getting married to
Janet is a fucking single mother and when the time comes for her to choose between her child and the op, trust me her child will always come first
Queen is fucking 20yrs old,even if they successfully get married, with time she will control the op cause his strength will be long gone when she start getting hers and damn,it won't be easy on the op when that time comes
In conclusion op,u have made a mistake that cannot be corrected and I got no advise to give you

Nancee4love:
Thank you for this.. I will have conversation with him tomorrow after church, we are in the same unit in church so I will tell him I am coming over to his house later to talk with him, I truly don't want to appear desperate before him and my heart is beating fast what if he say I see u as a friend ... I don't think my legs can carry me out of his house to my house, I may end up crying my eyes out.

Don't tell him shit,there are guys who like to eat their cake and have it, they want to enjoy the girlfriend experience but dodge commitment that comes with relationships,my suggestion is that you ghost him for like a week or two and if he asks you the reason for the distance,you simply tell him to define the relationship you guys have,and don't forget to ghost him permanently if you infer from his answer that you have been placed in the friend zone.
life is not supposed to be hard and I hate it when someone is trying to make it complicated for another

Renforce:
Cry me a river . Your country was delivered from slavery by mine. When your overrated dunce of a sellout president was crying for help everywhere. Thunder will soon fire you if you want me to school you on your accursed and HIV infested Nation

Pls don't kill the south-african brother for me o

Iceyjayzz:
Jobless Coon! we all know you live and breath on this forum, you are a pathological and pathetic liar lying about you not giving a hoot about front page, when in reality you get maximum orgasm when you hit the front page of a country you claim to hate. you are so damn ridiculous and foolish.

you think you can say shít about my country and I will let you to walk Scott free? no way coon! I'm going to annihilate you into smithereens, Fvck with me boy and face the repercussions.

we don't fvcking need any xenophobic bastards on this forum, go and create your own randland instead, lazy orang utan.

Love the hair style,u look great man

Hammyaladin:
wow! Nice.. I'm from Katsina and I reside in kaduna.

So bro.. with the deep tribal and religious problem climbing the roof daily.. what do you think could be done..

In reality only a few hate other Nigerians because they come from a different tribe and for the fulanis causing havoc round the country I hope you know they are not nigerians.so they deep tribal and religious problems are only present in nairaland and definitely is not the reality on ground,I have friends who are from different tribes and have relatives who have different religious inclinations and I do not hate on them,so also do other Nigerians,what I have discovered about nairaland is that alot of people come here to relieve stress after a hectic day and their post should not be taken to heart hence when I go through the politics section,all I do is smile cause I know alot of them do not really mean what they write.
Concerning the fulani issues and their killings,I feel these are necessary steps Nigeria has to go through to come out better, within the last two years,u would discover that Nigerians have began to see the power in peaceful protest and how much people could be sensitized using social media platforms,during the end sars protest,the only thing I observed is the unity with which the youth spoke and imagine we speak in the same voice during elections,where then do u think the country will head,I see this present government as the one that would sensitize Nigerians and make us come to realize that the power truly belong to the masses and with the happenings from the endsars protest I think I am right.
But if at all u have people around you who carry tribal sentiments around at this present age,ur best bet should be to educate them. as for me,all my life in Nigeria,I have never been discriminated for being from a different tribe or for having a different religious view.thank you

Lionessza6:
1. LMFAO, you cant hiddleston the truth dear, visit those threads and watch how Nigerians are cursing " zoo" . So they're not migrating for fun ,they're suffering.

2. Worshipping whites is different from having to compete with them even when they had a 400 year heardstsart . In your own case you glorify anything white ,and Shame anything black visit threads where African leader was caught doing something and see the level of cooning your people display . Are you not the same people drowning in the Mediterranean sea to go and wash old white women's painties ? . Bleaching is self hatred ,and you're known to be king and queens of that vice . I don't wear fake hair dear ,I find it disgusting.

3. There goes the cooning . What's wrong with speaking Zulu? You do know that's an official language, while your main language in a black country of 200 million is English . Google the 1st black university in Africa, where great African minds like Mandela, Mugabe etc went to ,you'll be ashamed of yourself. Google the best universities in africa and see who dominates ,while you're at ,Google nations that spend more on education in africa and the literacy rate by each nation .

4. Nigerian prostitutes are all over the world dear,deal with it . Talking about HIV ,you do know that Nigeria is the current champ at producing hiv positive kids ,right? . Your future is HIV my love.

5. You know the truth, there's no prison on the world where you wont find a Nigerian flat-head .

6. 1st liberate yourselves from the claws of the fulani herdsmen .

7. Lebanese are not drowning in the Mediterranean sea to come to africa though ,but we both know about your people's journey via Libya to get to massa land , .

8. Lol I dont even know how to respond to the rest of the gibberish.

Even with how hard I try to educate,u still choose not to learn,how can someone make a research and come to conclusion about a country and her people using Nairaland, ur only reference point is a thread on Nairaland,it seems like u are crippled, locked in a dark room never to see the light due to the vile u carry in ur heart hence the reason why u only get ur information and everything u know is centered on Nairaland and it's thread,just try and beg ur captors or abductors ( I don't know what to call them) to please let u out of that ur stinky enclave,then and only then will u come to realize that the world most especially Nigeria is not centered on Nairaland and the opinions of Nairalanders,can't grace u with my comments anymore cos u being dull ain't caused by uncontrollable factors but by ur decision to being dull,hence good bye ma And do have a nice day