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Crime › Re: Police To Give ₦10 Million To Anyone With Information About These Men (Photo) by slimjohn2k5: 6:00pm On Feb 04, 2021
So they cannot collect fingerprints and find a match
So they did not know that CCTV images can be enhanced and these guys can be identified using image recognition software
So they want us to crack our head when they should be working, God help Nigeria
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Block Benin-ore Road As They Refuse To Let Indigene's Pass. by slimjohn2k5: 5:07pm On Feb 03, 2021
There are 2 conflicting news here
This one says fulani herdmen block road
Another say edo women dey protest
Moreover this video does not have a time stamp neither did the person making it confirm the date.
Autos › Re: What Car Can I Buy For 500k by slimjohn2k5: 4:33pm On Feb 03, 2021
The first person is right.
Yes you can get the car but
1. it may be stolen
2. It may have issues that will shorten your lifespan by 10yrs
3. You definitely will regret it
My advise calm down and get more money to buy a car that will allow u sleep at night
Romance › Re: Married But In Love With Ex - Exposed Chats by slimjohn2k5: 11:47am On Feb 03, 2021
If this is true
Then men are no longer safe. It explains why some people die early, possibly killed by their wife, some become sick and doctor cannot explain the sickness.

Life is really unfair to men. God help us

I feel is not true though, no two lovers will type like this. They must use abbreviations, smileys, code words. This is just too plain to believe.
Crime › Re: Tola Azeez Awarded N5m Court Over Police Flogging (Photos) by slimjohn2k5: 11:28am On Feb 03, 2021
I'm more interested in the credit alert
Politics › Re: Bauchi Hisbah Confiscates 260 Crates Of Alcoholic Drinks From Hotels, Night Club by slimjohn2k5: 9:49am On Feb 03, 2021
This is the reason hard drugs are taken more in the north.
These guys should start thinking
Health › Re: I Need Urgent Answer Pls, I Made A Mistake Of Inserting My Penis Raw by slimjohn2k5: 9:58pm On Feb 02, 2021
sofeo:
Lols he should relax bros. Do you know about the health status of the girls in question?.

Advising him to purify his body for the sake of clearing doubts would have been better
He said he did not stay in long, there is no need to panic
Health › Re: I Need Urgent Answer Pls, I Made A Mistake Of Inserting My Penis Raw by slimjohn2k5: 6:43pm On Feb 02, 2021
Relax you are fine
Education › Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by slimjohn2k5: 5:37pm On Feb 02, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
Let's just say that the opposite of Mirror is Glass..
Mirror is Reflective.
Glass is Transparent
Mirror is not the material but the action
Why didn't you rather say water as water is also transparent
Education › Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by slimjohn2k5: 5:26pm On Feb 02, 2021
Is opposite just like the opposite of mirror
Family › Re: Man Celebrates His Differently-Abled Wife As She Gives Birth To Their Son (Pix) by slimjohn2k5: 9:34am On Feb 02, 2021
She is beautiful, hope you have paid her bride price
Crime › Re: HELP!!! I'm Being Scammed By STANBIC IBTC by slimjohn2k5: 4:28pm On Feb 01, 2021
Maybe you screamed too early
Crime › Re: HELP!!! I'm Being Scammed By STANBIC IBTC by slimjohn2k5: 2:57pm On Feb 01, 2021
Did you send a mail to customercarenigeria@stanbicibtc.com

Adding payment evidence or your account statement for that day. I have used that email address and they do respond. Also there is another option to reach them using the mobile app, I will add the photo. You do not have to walk in there, if they say GTB got the money, add Gtb customer care to the communication.
If you can not do this follow up let me do it for you but you go settle me 5k when the money come

Romance › Re: . by slimjohn2k5: 10:22am On Feb 01, 2021
How can someone help you when your post is in romance session.
Romance › Re: White Fluids Like Milk Comes Out From My Woman Breast During Sex!!! by slimjohn2k5: 6:14pm On Jan 31, 2021
This is a sign of infection
Your girlfriend should go for test and treatment
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am In Tears Begging Pls I Need A Job by slimjohn2k5: 2:23pm On Jan 31, 2021
joyousever:
That's far.
Where is the location
Thank you for the try, I really do appreciate
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am In Tears Begging Pls I Need A Job by slimjohn2k5: 1:57pm On Jan 31, 2021
joyousever:
You're welcome. We have vacancies for Physics, Biology and Agriculture Science. Where's your location in Lag?
Ajah
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am In Tears Begging Pls I Need A Job by slimjohn2k5: 1:43pm On Jan 31, 2021
joyousever:
With your field of study what can you teach? We have teaching vacancies. I'm in Lagos .
I can teach physics, biology, mathematics and computer science
Thank you so much for reaching out, I appreciate
Politics › Re: President Mohammadu Buhari Violates Covid19 Law Prescribing Jail For Defaulters by slimjohn2k5: 12:35pm On Jan 31, 2021
These politicians have gotten the vaccines. Na poor men they get headaches for their matter
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola And Mr. Eazi Celebrate 4 Years Of Undying Love by slimjohn2k5: 10:08am On Jan 31, 2021
Celebrating for years is not enough
They should get married if they love themselves
Forum Games › Re: Used Playstation5 With 2 Controllers + Games 4 Sale by slimjohn2k5: 3:40pm On Jan 30, 2021
Suspicious, deal at your own risk
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am In Tears Begging Pls I Need A Job by slimjohn2k5: 2:23am On Jan 30, 2021
I need a job too please
I'm not depressed, because I read novels and other articles that come my way. It helps, I am also looking out for teaching job or anything to distract me till I get my dream job. Studied electrical engineering but with systems administration experience. I am in lagos
Romance › Re: I Cannot Feel My Peni by slimjohn2k5: 5:39pm On Jan 29, 2021
You are addicted, the only way to come off it is to learn to get busy doing other things.

Pray to God about it and when u feel like doing it get something to distract yourself, stop been alone and you will be fine.

I know your previous post has come to hunt you like in previous threads but do not let it make you feel guilty. Everyone have their past and you too.

If you have been hurt by a lady in the past, get over it and move on as there is no perfect person on the face of the earth.

I hope this helps.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Erotic Silhouette Challenge by slimjohn2k5: 5:32pm On Jan 29, 2021
Lady with wisdom always teaching morals
Nairaland General › Re: Orlu-owerri Road Construction By Craneburg by slimjohn2k5: 5:27pm On Jan 29, 2021
This craneburg seem to be doing very good job ohhhh
They constructed Epe road in lagos so well.
They will go far if they do not compromise standards as they are doing now
Health › Home Covid-19 Treatment by slimjohn2k5(op): 4:42pm On Jan 28, 2021
Can one treat himself from home
Are there recommended therapy, whether local or otherwise.
Please advise
Family › Re: Is It Okay To Tell My Parents My Wife Is Pregnant by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:15am On Jan 26, 2021
Fozi:
You Are A Very Small Boy From Look Of Your Questions And Things About You. You Lack The Guts Of A Man. You Should Be A Woman In Man Skin Or Heamephrodite
Thank you.
Family › Re: Is It Okay To Tell My Parents My Wife Is Pregnant by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:21am On Jan 26, 2021
Fozi:
Stupid Question
Some one seeking for direction is wise, in our current world there is no longer stupid question. This is because we all have perspective.
Instead of sharing your thoughts u rather exhibit stupidity with your response.
Is this how you intend to live your life, you will end up frustrating your kids.

My advise, no matter how stupid something sound to you, others have struggles with it and wants answers. People come from different backgrounds and some issues are key to them hence the question.
So next time you run to react to such questions think and it will help you in the future.

Thanks to others that never saw stupidity in the question.
Family › Is It Okay To Tell My Parents My Wife Is Pregnant by slimjohn2k5(op): 8:38am On Jan 26, 2021
Is it out of place if you did not tell them, if they are distant and it should come as surprise when she delivers.
I need advise
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Oil And Gas Recruitment: Aptitude Test Second Round. by slimjohn2k5: 8:12am On Jan 26, 2021
Is oil and gas a company name?
Better advise yourself and move on

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