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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Advises After Discovering Her Staff Was Wearing Her Bra(video) by slimjohn2k5: 10:06am On Jan 23, 2021
Buy her bra, panties and ensure her bra and panties are not close to your size.
That is the little you know though, that maid must have done worse
Crime › Re: N2m Credit Alert Sends Ilorin Driver To Prison by slimjohn2k5: 11:07am On Jan 22, 2021
So quick to pass judgment on the poor
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Take On This? (photo) by slimjohn2k5: 9:43am On Jan 22, 2021
There are few schools that will bluntly ask the parents to come pick their child for such offense.
Don't stop scolding when you see such, if they sack you, God knows you have done your part and will bless you with a better job.
Do not let that weigh you down, I have seen less than 5 acting weird before, she came close to me like she want to sit on my lap and start looking for my penis with her hand.
Her mother was there, I removed the hand like it was a mistake, she brought the hand again, I had to push her back to her mum.

Weird things happen in our generation parents feel they were too restricted when they were growing and want their children to have all exposure, freedom to do what they like but this will come back to hunt them
Romance › Re: This FB Post Shows That You Can't Trust Ladies by slimjohn2k5: 9:18am On Jan 22, 2021
These names are obviously south African names. No wonder they have high HIV rates.
If you date and start telling you prefer male friends my mind Don leave you be that oh.

Naija girls are not out of this ohhh, what opened my eye was my ex that said she is a virgin and same time introduced a church member to me as friend. I eventually caught the both of them red handed and moved on.
Health › Is Orthopaedic Mattress Overrated by slimjohn2k5(op): 12:04pm On Jan 21, 2021
I recently bought one from vitafoam based on recommendations from doctors and people. My wife is complaining is too hard, even myself do have body pains after waking up. Is there a mattress one can recommend?
Health › Re: Orthopedic Mattress : What's Your Experience? by slimjohn2k5: 12:01pm On Jan 21, 2021
Seriously, I do not see the difference between sleeping on the floor and using orthopaedic mattress. It is so hard that I do have body pains after using it
Technology Market › Re: Used Solar Inverter, Batteries, Charge Controller, DC Accessories Sales Thread by slimjohn2k5: 7:05am On Jan 21, 2021
OCTAVO:
500w power inverter available for sale. Asking price is 9k.
WhatsApp: 0 8 1 5 2 7 2 4 3 1 3.
Location?
Crime › Re: Help!!! My BVN Linked To An Account I'm Not Aware Of by slimjohn2k5: 10:17am On Jan 20, 2021
Ask for atm card for the account, withdraw all the money and close the account

I think is marketers that want to meet target that opened it
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Celebrates His Wife, Regina On Her Birthday by slimjohn2k5:
Anto2001:
Please I need 1k urgently. Tanks . God bless u pls Nairalanders. To eat at least. Please I'm begging. I can drop my number.
U are spamming peoples post with this your request
You recharged 1000 for data and now asking us to give it to you.
My guy hustle ohhhhh
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Celebrates His Wife, Regina On Her Birthday by slimjohn2k5:
First love is sweetest
Education › Re: Have You Seen This Animal Before, What's It Called by slimjohn2k5: 9:32pm On Jan 18, 2021
Overfed frog
Investment › Re: CLOSED by slimjohn2k5: 9:22pm On Jan 18, 2021
SecretPolice001:
Hello sir kindly drop me your WhatsApp contact let's discuss at length and reach agreement if this can be so as soon as possible.
Thanks!
Send a dm
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm Dying Of Depression by slimjohn2k5: 7:53pm On Jan 18, 2021
Immediately you drop the I graduated with 2:1 and start looking for anything reasonable like teaching to start with, you may not get what you want.

Look at other things you can do even if small, you may locate your helper from there.

I studied ee too but tried looking for anything to put food on the table since I was not getting the job I need as an ee graduate.

70% of those that studied a course do not practice it, so u can take that to the bank. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Investment › Re: CLOSED by slimjohn2k5: 7:47pm On Jan 18, 2021
I will give you for 10percent for one month

Also what collateral are you providing?
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Date Him Anymore Because He Is A 5mins Man (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 7:08pm On Jan 18, 2021
If you stayed for 5min and she is complaining, u better get another girl.
Sincerely I have not gotten medals for going 10min or more but feeling sore after a long sex.

To other ladies 5min is too much and someone is complaining of it.

Man up and move on, you are a hero.

Please do not try taking drugs in order to last longer, you will be messing with your future.
Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2007 For 1.2 by slimjohn2k5: 3:36pm On Jan 18, 2021
I hail ohhh bros
From 650k to 1.2m
Nairaland General › Re: Who Introduced You To Nairaland by slimjohn2k5(op): 11:51am On Jan 18, 2021
I will love to see more if mods can please move this to first page.
Crime › Re: Debit Card Fraud Without Pin On My Account by slimjohn2k5: 11:53pm On Jan 17, 2021
First check your account statement through your mobile app to know which medium was used to remove your money.
Then report to your bank on Monday
Nairaland General › Who Introduced You To Nairaland by slimjohn2k5(op): 8:52pm On Jan 17, 2021
I was introduced 2010 by a friend from my secondary school and the addiction is getting too much. I open my browser and it is only Nairaland I check.

Can anyone help me out of this addiction
Politics › Re: Do We Actually Have A Plan To Eliminate Open Gutters In Nigeria? by slimjohn2k5: 5:55am On Jan 17, 2021
Well, I have most times argued that drainage should be project different from road construction but our government na thieves as they squeeze it into the budget.
For states like Lagos, we sit below sea level, and such projects will be converted to water treatment projects.
Politics › Re: Ex-speaker Bankole Wedding: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by slimjohn2k5: 2:56pm On Jan 16, 2021
The left hand appears like he is holding something
Education › Re: Photo:what Does It Mean When Calculator Write This? by slimjohn2k5: 2:25pm On Jan 16, 2021
It means 4.7exponential 10
the value is too long for calculator screen
Travel › Re: Lekkitollgate: What Will Be The Excuse In This Kind Of Situation by slimjohn2k5: 10:41am On Jan 16, 2021
Nigerians problem too much.

If you ask there where they are in a hurry to, nowhere, both cannot come out, everyone is stuck.

struggling to prove you are right will always waste your time.
Nairaland General › Re: Only Legends Understand This Picture by slimjohn2k5(op): 3:05pm On Jan 15, 2021
There is no how I will not stay close to that dvd till nepa restores the light, sometimes the TV is already on AV and the DVD will resume playing.
God nearly purnish me one day when my father sat for nta news and nepa brought light, the man does not know how to use remote grin grin imagine the delay. Luckily nepa took light again immediately till morning when no one was at home. grin grin grin grin

I Don commit sha
Family › Marriages In Our Parents Time VS Our Time by slimjohn2k5(op): 2:59pm On Jan 15, 2021
The rate at which marriages end these days is alarming.
Children are groomed by either single parents or there is a sharing formula for the children training by both parents poisining the children's mind against each other.

When I was about to marry, an elderly man told me his choice of wife was rejected by his father and his father brought his today wife by hand to him.

That lady he had as choice then have already had two marriages that did not work and now single.

A friend said the reason he is not yet married is because he is not sure of the right lady.

Look at Don jazzy, and others you know

Will parents choice still work today, is our choice working?
These are questions that need answers.
Nairaland General › Only Legends Understand This Picture by slimjohn2k5(op): 1:05pm On Jan 15, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Food › Re: Help! My Custard Is Not Thick And Attractive by slimjohn2k5: 11:26am On Jan 15, 2021
What is the name?
Nafdac have not approved and is been sold
You guys need to be extremely careful

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