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Fear ke? I jus want you guys to get used to seeing him at least in picture before you see the real thing.

With the way he gets your hierachy 'up' all the time. There is bound to be a lot of stained pants at the Camp Nou. 

Another view. 

Sorry oh Barca fans, I jus say make i give una small aggro.   Una know say una no fit hold am when una see this boy!!!

Sorry oh Barca fans, i jus say make i give una small aggro.

Omo no be small matte, Java ogun aworo wo lo lo se. Wish kain juju you do turn to star like this?!!!

Meanwili how far the album nah, e don drop?

And people oh, please we have West Ham tommorrow o, remember? West ham ? Yeah those guys from across town who we have to beat silly on our way to the premiership title? Eh?

One at a time folks, one at a time!

COYG!!!!

Abeg make una curb the negativity oh. We play the same football as Barca it will all be down to who wants it more.

And I definitely believe we do. You can name all the wonderousful players of Barca all you want. We have Diaby , we have one Song , we have Arsha , we have Nasri , we have the Verminator , we have Ebouueeee . . . .damn it, I'm forgetting someone. Oh yes, we have the one they put up his picture in Camp Nou and w@nk over every transfer window. We have Francesc Fabregas!!!! 

The important thing will be for the boys to put all into it. Concentration and dedication for the entire 180mins. The final will not be a bigger tie than this one. Unless of course we have to face those useless piss of s#it from manchester. Suara kill yourself!!! 

eh ehn is that so? We got braselona!!!

Dont worry folks they will spend so much time drooling over the Cesc appeal they wont know what hit them.

DNA DNA reh reh.

Eldee, makan makan loye nkan, make you wait. As we don win evrything now, its only logical we go on to the next one. Premiership here we come oh. Amen

Hmmm. . . .money miss road don commot for champs league. No be mistake oh.

Anyways, i have done my duty as a good friend and expressed my Nairaland Constitutional right (apologies A-40), have you done yours?

On to our won, the days are counting down, to dat glorious day when we get back on top.

Keep the faith, the time of rejoicing is near. COYG!!!!

Dear Chelsy,

I heard your ex-boyfriend was in town yesterday. I also heard what he did to you. Actually i saw it and i am very sorri that that kind of thing can happen to you. R.ap.E is not a very good tin. Worse still by somebody you use to love.

Actually i heard that after all the despoiling, you started complaing how your present boyfriend no sabi 'do'. How how he should be replaced with your rapist. This is quite shocking because recently you were talking about the fact that even though he is a very old man, he has magic viagra that he brought from Italy.

Anyways jus that you dont think it is a fight because my own relatinship is loving and caring. And yours is always in shambles. I mean how can somebody have 4 boyfriends in less than 4 years. People call that kind of thing ashawority. Anyways evrybody knows prostitution is a very good business especially if your love-vendor na Russian.

So therefore i think its only good as London padis to enquire: HOW MARKET[size=13pt][/size]!!!

With Love,

Gunners.

Na wa oh, you cant say anything again dem go say na dem you dey talk to. M9 has been throwing subliminals before Rugged saw his first tape deck.  

Now Tosin go say na him i dey talk to.  

If M9 says. . .I shit on you, una go run go buy toilet roll, na wa oh. News Flash: Modenine is done with Rugged, capisce!!!! We dont tussle with undeveloped muscles. This beef is hOVA.

But this not a plea we are copping, we just willing to be the bigger man, . .chei sorry, dat was from Em. But you git the picture.

Debo i don know say na here you go dey!!!  

Mourinho is copming back home, Mourinho never loses at home.  Abeg make una do the maths.

Chelski see you next season. Just a pity we wont be meeting again this season.

I gat demons to excorcise!!!  

Melo, as in how much? We are back at Melo again abi? Anybody saw how Carlo Ganganese was having serious multilple ejaculations when we couldnt buy him last seaosn?

Going on and on about how Arsenal were ging to be consigned to the dustbin of football history because we couldnt get him and how Juve were going to rule Italy and Europe. And this idiot was suppose to be Chief Editor at Goal.com. At least he should have known enough football to know about Song Billong.

Hindsight is a real biiiatchh!!!

Actually tho, not that he is a bad player, e'body knows folks play better under AW's tutelage.

Debo i have told you, make una leave Bakare alone nah. Ehn. Bobo ye baaad gan. The guy scares the shit out of attackers. No really, i mean he really does scare the shit how of attackers!!! .

No worry we now have Lars Lager[/b]back, so def we getting our [b]Shayo swagger back.

Meanwhile how long has it been Arsenal fans longed for a Naija players in our team. Jus wondering.

Yeh dudu, na Bakare una dey yab like dis?!!!

The guy must have seen too much of Taribo West.

Ha ha ha Eldee, o ti ya were tan. U don crase finish. Na orange man you bury like this?

This guy saved a woman's life, have some respect dude!!

Muki abeg leave Diaby oh, my guy don develop Samson syndrome, its all in the hair. But keep it on the low low

KI LO N WORRY GBOGBO YIN? Tenhuttt!!! Una don forget say we are in a time of war?!!!

*turns around and takes another sip of crunk juice and another bite from the birthday cake*

Eh ehn what was i saying? we are in a time of warrity. Attention!!!

A-40 no worry the drinks are on Ice, l'agbara Olorun we are popping come May. And nothing fits that ish more than Hov's 'Never Change' verse 2.

If that aint a champion, what you call that?!!!

And the Gunners gun down yet another nincompoop. . . .ha ha ha

ORANGE MAN HAS BEEN SACKED!!!!!!

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/15/hull-city-boss-phil-brown-sacked-and-placed-on-gardening-leave/

Okay, wtf is a gardening leave?

The comment fromt he video, i though it was Chris Waddle you cu.N.t after Theo scored. Will have to go listen again.

But WTF, Chris Waddle, Alan Hans$36n, St*2an Col.ly.mr.ew.&%^%*(,  . . , see as my stystem dey carry virus. F.UcKI.ng c.UNts!!!!

I got a feeling, i thought they only played that on Ramsey's day? Very apt indeed if it is matchday song. It's always gonna be a good night.

Boom boom goes the cannon.

First off, when will CAF learn to do stuff the sensible way. Pray what is sensible in givng a fottballer of the year award in March? When other associations have forgotten they held an award?

It is easier for people to support the choice of Drogba now because he is presently on a good form. If as at present he was having a bad patch there will be no defense at all. Cos truth is what exactly did he do last year? He won an FA cup. Eto'o was on a treble, and for people who say he didnt contribute, please tell me you are joking. Sincerely how does someone be a major player in a record breaking team in terms of trophies won and cant upstage someone who only cld settle for the FA cup?

Somone was telling me yesterday it was more about what they did on the continent. Please can someone tell me what Drogba has achieved on the continent that Eto'o hasnt?

Well what exactly can i say, if Abourtrika after all his exploits missed out to Adebayor then i guess this also sounds logical, no?

rasputinn:
Oh c'mon Doc,don't get superstitious now

However,I think we're done with Silvestre,at least for the season

Na, i dont think so, with Gallas' injury worries and the stress demand on Sol's body we will be seeing Sylvestre. Unless of course Gallas gets rid of this mysterious calf injury soon.

follypimpi:

Had we drop points i doubt if any of us wld be laughing right now,FA need to sort this poo out tho.

Ya think? Like i said, i'm beginning to think this is actually the FA at work. Might sound paranoid now, but WTF so many dodgy s#it going on right in front of millions all over the globe. Makes you wonder what goes on when nobody is watching. It is either they are untruthful or incompetent (apologies professor).I however chose to believe thay are dodgier than Cesc's hoody!!!!

Bendtner needs the extra dose of confidence as he develops. And a s Arsene said, even though he trully believes he is thje best, he's eager to take advice to be better.

ol boy eh, eldee dem still dey show dat Macheda goal for Premier league advert for this season.

If Cesc does lift the trophy at the end of the season I can bet you this will be included in the usual 10 moments that won Arsenal the league.

Oh, and here I was thinking i was only reacting to all the extra white lines I was seeing today *ya digg?* white lines. . .ha ha ha.

The lines man was a complete joke, twice right in front of him, twice . Infact there was a point in the match today the linesman gave a corner the ref gave a goal kick. And these are the mumus that are in charge of our charge to glory?

At the Emirates it was an almost non-existent shirt tug, today na another matter.

Ed, i just see am sef, one at a time jare. No tell DK, na him stash I don dey steal from.

Referees? taaah. I'm beginning to think we are actually up against the FA.

Dudu its the curse of the Arsenal supporter we always have to have somebody to lamblast.  

That said though, we had one of our off days today. Its another sign of our upwards movement that we end up getting all 3 points despite that. I think the performance of most our players relative really to what they've been bringing to the pitch in recent games was quite poor.

Funny tho, Denny's stats actually showed he did those simple things he had to do. You know, the interceptions and what not. Just that when you compare his presence and stabilizing factor to that of Song he seems to come short.

All in all though, off day but we still got all 3. Na the main kokoro be that.

Muki Ododo where on earth have you been? You come abandon your fellow soldiers for this end time battle? Welcome back!!!

Its the Red and White Army you baaassstardddds!!!!

On at a time one, one at a time!!!

How many more points to pick up oh?

Nasri, Dennilson, Nic, Arsha evrybdoy was effing off today, evry effing person.

Debo ni bo lo wa. . . . .scrappy 2-1 win eh? On point man, on point. How scrappy can we get?

Who's up for the next prediction oh. Abeg you must be certified before predos oh.

Ha, dis bwaiz dem wan make i die young? Kamaaaaaan you fuuucccckiiiiiiingggg Gunnerz!!!

Ibi ise eni ni ati mo ni l'ole. By what you profess shall you be judged.

How so is then that one calls himself a battle rapper and when he's got grudges cant use the platform with which he preaches to speak up?

Chris waddle called Walcott brainless as a journo in papers, Walcott went to the field (his own turf) and played his heart out, others took it from their and helped him signal a fU.c.K you to Waddle. Beef created, response given.

Now a person says he does battle rap and then has issues with someone else, its logical he addresses the issue on wax.

And by the way i guess it has been pointed out, Eminem's best sellers are not his beef tracks.

What however i think should be more addressed here is what eldee and audio have pointed out but which isnt really getting talked about is the role the fans play in this beef thing.

ElRazur for someone who seems to know his music so well I'm surprised you know little aboiut the music business or rather it seems so when you imply that labels are in it for the money hence wont want to be side tracked by unnecessary beef.

Let me give you a real example. I once met a naija artiste, well known too, (sorry wont name names, apologies RM) through a good friend. I told him quite point blank i was disappointed he responded to a quite irrelevant diss. He told me straight off that even though he wont sit down and be insulted he himself did not belive the diss deserved a response so he just let it slide. Only to be repeatedly pressured by his MARKETERS (who run the industry by the way) to make a track. Eventually he gave in and made a good diss track I might say, well good enough to be nominated in our dear own Nairaland beef track of the year.

Now unto hiphop and rap. Rap asides music is a sport and a very competitive one too. When asked by Biggy, on the release of Somebody Wants to Die, what he thought of the beef situation with M9 and RM plus what SWTD was all about, having been released a few days after Iceberg Slim asked us to ask M.I. 'if he was better', he said its simply cos rap is a competitve sports refering how he was just an album into the industry and was only saying 'He aint saying he's the best but who's better?' H admitted that itself if is an invite to be attacked.

Now unto the legends that yoyu say didnt necessarily involve themselves in beef. Oh how wrong you are. Benson Idonije has talked well about how the under-g rancour bretween Obey and Sunny resulted in very good music because it pushed them to strive to be better than the competiton. Same goes for present day Juju and fuji musicians (although i have to conceede this ones have gotten violent) there are cliques and having a one-up aganst ur competiton music wise is even sweeter to savor than winning a street brawl.

Beef really is just another way of saying competiton only this time the competiton is real and not imagined and is more recgnised. It will always remain; the same way the polarity of ideas and opinions in supporting say football clubs will remain.


'Won n binu ori won n le kadara ofo kiri' Ebenezer Obey.,