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the time frame it takes for me to accept a guy's proposal has no relationship with how much i'd like/love him!

swinging--[size=30pt]SOME REAL BULLSHIT!![/size]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LOL Thread was derailed from page 2. I love Nigerians

Wouldn't surprise me if someone talks about how fast his wife types on this computta.[/quote]lmao..

andyanders: When a woman's front bulb points towards my eyes and must be at least moderate and little big but not oversize with good facial looks, do trigger my inner thoughts.

Good eyes that can send a man panting could ignite my inner mind and would put me in a mood to going kinky.
Also, good clean legs, well manicured natural fingers and not artificial when well flaunted, could trigger my insulin and I want to go ........

A woman without stretchmarks and on a slim figure, not the bone typeooooooooo., The natural beauty like our nairaland @ Rokiatu is a perfect figure with a flat stomach. Those romantic qualities can make a man wanna go.

Remember, a man can only become romantic when a lady's natural fixtures are been expressed well. Showing off good clean laps of a lady is a perfect romantic display to trigger a man. All this must be perfected with not too harsh body spray to complement your look and body aroma Understand, this is personal. Some men are just out just looking for

yeah..yeah..
Keep dreaming!

yeah yeah..
We hear you..
Next please!

[quote author=Ejiné]I do lots of freaky things with my girlfriend, cuz I'm very 'creative' in bed.
Do you know I actually take off her panties using just my teeth?[/quote]that's not freaky...
That's exicting!

ayanfe mi..
Agbari ojukwu mi...
Oluranlowo mi...
ATM mi
Pillow mi...
Brb!

ITbomb: get used to it. MOR0N

suck that up...Id1ot!

Sijo01: lol @bold dots.......d tin dey shuk u ni?

e dey shuk me o..pass wetin you nor know sef.

shymmex: Email the pic to me...

wait till next olympics!

Idowuogbo: Really?

Well...Mr MOBB over to u o!

see this one o...
Na so man dey hungry u reach?
Shioooor!

smh @the perl-happiness...
can someone please tell her to get rid of the annoying and useless bold dots?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Slimyem plz dnt murder dat name for me•itz pearl nt perl•sure uv neva heard dat bfore•ITK wen kno sabi anytin•mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww•[/quote]perl-hapines, you nor get sense and its very obvious..
Carry ur bullshit story comot for here abeg!

...and Femi Otedola counts as ugly??
You need a pair of recommended glasses!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]for having no pride and self-respect. no sense of tradtion also.

you think people are going to admire you once you do away with them marks NO. you will just be another commoner in a sea of commoners. .[/quote]why e dey pepper you for body like this?
@op,don't mind the haters..
It is your body and you have a right to do whatever will make you more comfortable in it.
Goodluck with the surgery!

Billyonaire: I probably am a maga, I usually give 20k after a sleep over. Most times they come back to make a request for 300k to 600k. After spending 400k once, I ran. Now its one-chance. Get 20k and am out.... (thank god my financee hates nairaland. She would have caught me with these trash i put out here)

who beg you for story?
Mtcheeeeeeeeew

i swear...this perl-hapiness girl is crazy!
see her dey threaten people on top story wey nor get head or tail.
Mtcheeeeeeeeew
Next please!

shymmex: STFU! And post ya pic..

STFU and wait till next olympics!
..and if you can't wait,find a rope and do the obvious!

Sijo01: ^it is a write up!

of what??

Idowuogbo: Sharrrrap! He defined ur person perfectly.

Yemzz.... Liv talk Jare!

Fawck u again!

@ileke

Yeye mi, mo binu o..

you nor get sense so anything wey you talk na nonsense!
fcck you!

honeric01: Not a bad start, you don't like me very much not that you don't like me at all. i know it would be too "soon" if you say you like me so soon. When do you wanna visit Ondo and from where? i don't mind if you want some of these in private.

honeric,nor spoil ma thread abeg...
No more information..
E don do!

Idowuogbo: Fawck uuuu!!!

fccck you too!

Idowuogbo: Spot on! U defined her character so damn welllllll...

smh!
Na only Spot on and gbam u sabi..even for things wey u nor understand...
Shiooor!

Idowuogbo: Witch!

witch

honeric01: C'mon, i am trying to friend you now, why you wan use broom chase me?

Seriously, i know your past is your past but i know you picture the future 2x better than your past, you want to be good and i can help you

I like your username and i want to know your handle better.. do i stand any chance?

man.i do not have any idea of what you on about, i've never liked you here so you stand no chance..#no offence#

shymmex: When are we going to see a picture of those big ti.ts you always talk about, huh?

where and when did i talk about big t.i.ts?
Link please?
...and you can see a picture of whatever you picture in your dream!

honeric01: C'mon yemyem, i don't bite, just picked an interest in you..you getting fretful?

i don't like you very much...and as such,your interest is not welcome.#no offence#

honeric01: "probation" = the waiting period to see if your "good" behavior is likely earning you a MOD position
Being extremely nice and not thugging around like you and ID always do (i know ID is related to the thuggish Terry G so no surprise here) lol
Well your past (on NL) is too dark to be repainted black
Other way round? check out line 3.

Frankly, how nice are you? when i view your post, i picture someone who wants to be a positive being but stuck with alot of things that draws her back to her (No pun intended)

if good behaviour was a prerequisite for being a mod,the present mod wouldn't be there right now...
I don't know what you mean by thuggish and do not care what my past or future on Nairaland is/will be like.
Like i always say...i'm not here to please anybody or make everyone fall in love with me.
If you don't like how i roll,you are free to bounce!
You are free to picture and see whatever you like in my posts.
I could care less!
this is the nicest i can be!
Btw,you derailing a good thread with your unfounded assumptions and opinions...

Idowuogbo: K****

is everything alright..or should i call for help?

Josydaky: 4 girl were arguing, 3 of them insist that lagos and other state girls date married men, the other girl insist that it is scares in lagos but rampant in other state. I could not stop wondering at the arguement.

what is this??

his lips,his face,his clothes,his hand (i like men with large hands) and height! who nor like better thing?

what the blah is happening here??

honeric01: How many times already this year?

your questions are getting too close for comfort..

honeric01: I was taken aback with your behavioral display during the "MOD probation", can you be that nice? why can't you be like that "pre MOD slimyem" instead of the other way round?

probation??
I wasn't aware there was any kind of probation...
What behavioural display are you talking about?
..and who says i'm not nice??
What is the other way round??

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]u just slept with a ghost! better go make amend or else make u no kon c paper call am money o. ma2cent[/quote]abi nah...
The op is in trouble!

Idowuogbo: U not slim na! U anorexic.

your opinion...which doesn't count!
Besides,na you i dey follow talk ni abi ur name don change to honeric01 ni?
Behave o!