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sexkillz: [color=#000030]You don't tell me what threads to move. I know what thread(s) need moving, and if i don't move a thread means it is supposed to be where it is. . .
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Mighty Igor..
I hear you...
Fact remains-you would have moved that thread on the first page if it wasnt about your friend!
...fact remains you are biased and hypocritical..
Cheers!

single with 4 kids...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]May i remind you ladies that derailing the complaints thread could earn you a 5 day ban. . . Pls do not derail!
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my friend,stop bellowing unnecessarily!
Move this thread to Dating and meet up zone like you are supposed to..https://www.nairaland.com/1014026/cant-control-heart.
Hypocrite like you!

even though we were not allowed to speak it my parents communicated with it amongst each other and we picked it...

most of those things cant even work without money...
You wan go mountain...na leg you go use waka go mountain??
You wan drive around...with which car and which fuel since you are broke?
You wan go mall..the mall dey beside your house??
...and you wan go dey test ibo man cloth without buying??
If he/she take better eye look you sef,u nor go even enter the shop
Next please!

Sagamite: Obviously what you put there are not rude.

That said, I don't believe you.

I struggle to believe a black women, more so a Naija one, has always been polite, fair and truthful to men. Even virtually all white woman cannot achieve that. Women are built selfishly. They do not know what equality and fairness is. It is "Me, me, me, me, me"!

You will be one in a 100 million if you are telling the truth but I don't believe it.

this is my problem with Nigerians...
Why ask a question if you won't believe the answer?
You obviously don't need the answer since you made up your mind about what Nigerian woman are or are not!
...btw,m one of the few polite,fair and truthful Nigerian women!
Feel free to disbelieve that...its expected!

Sagamite: Thank you!

Haba! I was thinking "So are you not female". How could you not be attracted to men like me.

Now I get it, you are attracted but you like to know what the contract says. [As we say in UK slang] Seen!

are you saying you are a casanova?
...and btw,i always know what the contract says..(any woman who says she does not always know is a big fat lair!)
I just know how and when to make my choices.
If i'm all up for games and some fun,why not?
..but if not...then i walk!

Idowuogbo: turn ya yansh abeg!

pay ONE BILLION first!

Freiburger: ^^ But almost everything is still not everything.

the remaining things money can't buy are inconsequential....
Money can buy good health..
Money can buy friends...
Money can buy family...(people u are not related to go volunteer to be your family sef)
money can buy happiness(if u look for it in the right places)
money can buy love...(why people nor go love you sef?)
oya,what else??

Idowuogbo: stop making noise jare!
oya off ur pata.....
i wan smell dat fish

see this one o...
You sef know say na true i talk nah...
Abi i lie??

Dyt: u v got smth i cant define
SH

define it anyhow babe..
...talk am for yoruba if english nor gree definition..
I dey wait o...

ifihearam: Slimyem. Ohhhh. My slimyem

Why na. Don't just know ooooo

carry on bro..
U nor get enemy...

sweetcocoa: Slimy baby na wa o,wetin happen na?its all romance darling but i know what you are up to,not here miss.

Btw what's the difference whether its here or there?why is it an issue for you?chill out.

its not an issue babe...
Me just dey point out the truth nah...
Killz is biased and i'm just letting him know that i got him this time.
He cannot deny that he would have moved this thread if it wasn't about you on a normal day..

Enjoy the attention....

you say one Billion??
Nor be that kain money send Tafa go jail??
ONE BILLION..
Just to suck and fcck woman like me??
I nor go even think am too far...
Wetin she wan do me wey go bad pass wetin bomboy go do??
Transfer the cash abeg!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]She is not yet impressed by your displays of affection. . .
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if na another person open this kain thread wey nor be for your friend,you go don move am go Dating and meet-up before e reach one page!
Small time now...you go say 'i'm not biased'..
I see you!

Acidosis: First ladies Ebere and Clara. . LMAO

the two of them name sound housegirlish...

Sijo01: Protect your heart.

Bingo!!!

i tried listing but thinking about it...money can buy almost everything these days...

what's special about this??
How do you know she read those things really...??
For all i care,she worked with those envelopes during the day and is probably familiar with the textures and feel of those envelopes and as such can differentiate which from which?
Me sef get 'oju inu'...and can read in the dark..
Next please!!

fubbyy: Looking my face in the mirror, can't just help it, over fineboy dey worry me

lol.
I can relate to this...
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How come no one is addicted to Baba Ijebu here??

nonesense: Am addicted to peeping through the window whenever my neighbor, Iya Saki and Ba Saki dey bang.
also looking at Stella my landlord's daughter boobs and yanch wheneva she wan take her bath in our uncompleted bathroom

Perv!!!!

nonesense: And Big Konji, which you takes twice a day

your username makes me understand u...

safarigirl: dayyum! My exact same addictions, only, unlike you, I read e-books online, instead of buying hard copy, the only hard copy books I have stacked up are my write-ups. A day without my music and dancing freaks me out. I like to keep my mouth busy too, not chewing, but talking, I even talk to myself sometimes. Then, I'm addicted to saving, could go hungry and trek from Obalende to Oshodi or Nyanya to Asokoro if it meant I could save a few notes.

babe,this one nor be addiction o...
Na proper sufferhead...
I used to be like that before... punishing myself to save small change..but when sickness kidnap me that year..i know whats up!
Wise up sweetie!

Sagamite: So you are saying you are not attracted to casanovas?

i could be....but of course will also know what i'm getting into if i am...
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.fstranger..why u dey vex nah??

can men be called 'sluts'??
I'd have preferred they be called casanovas..
Besides,how would you even know the number of women a man has really had??
Do the men themselves even count?
I don't need a count to know a man's a casanova..and to know that i have to stay away if i don't want to use my punny to mark record..

Odunnu: Used to be coke too until I started gaining heavy bum. Lol. Then I met Mountain Dew. Ever since, my life hasnt been the same again.

nor be coke dey give you heavy bum o...
If it is,then my bum suppose don wide reach to employ person wey go dey assist carry am for back.
nothing do you sha...

[quote author=Royal-VII]Those people were in true love, Hence the term crimes of passion

What's the most violent act you have ever had as an image going through your head, when your felt betrayed?[/quote]i agree with Royal on this...
The things that run through your mind when betrayed or hurt by someone really specia ehn.....??
I once though of stabbing my ex in his sleep in the middle of the night once when i found out about his unrepentant cheating..
...many other wicked thoughts ran thru my mind there and then and if i mentioned them here,Seun would ban me for 2 yrs...
not like i would have perpetrated such evil but i really did consider and execute them in my mind.