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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I have 25% Ondo in me too o lol. I think my dad said he was part Ondo or sth like that. His dialect (which is different from my mom's dialect Moba) is closer to Ondo dialect. [/quote]oh!
Okay...
There are quite a number of dialects similar to Ondo dialect though...
You can hardly diffentiate between Ondo,Idanre and Ile-oluji dialects....so i'm guessing ur dad is from a sub of either towns.

honeric01: How frequent? who knows, i might wanna come see you there

like four times a year or thereabout...

honeric01: I gbadun you. BTW, where that ur slim-toothpick friend na? i miss her o.

Who you dey follow talk?
I hope say nor be me sha?

honeric01: so you're from Ondo but when last were you home?

forget that thing o..
M a frequenter![quote author=Ileke-IdI]Will be writing my own to Ekiti state soon [/quote]it would be nice to read one to my sister-state.

Adehwale: Eyah, wot a story! Kinda pathetic in d begining but am happy it ended well...it almost got me crying tho.

you feel me..right?
Chop knuckles jor!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]So slimyem is my sis. . . . welcome home my dear

I love your write-up [/quote]yes o...
We are forgether!

ayobase: Trash it by allowing defeat?

mister,trash is different from thrash..and i mean the latter!

[quote author=Nerdy_Poet]*yawns* bro, this question has been answered countless times... It really aint 'interesting' anymore. When you think of something more interesting, we will surely reply ya... #NoOffence . Cheers![/quote]bingo!

..because life is too short to want to go through it alone!

KINGwax: em, detective, park well.

why?
I dey block your space..abi na you be op?

Idowuogbo: Ooooo ooo! Enough of d past na! U don post dat same story 1trillion times. Abeg change swagga Jare! She break ur heart and u refuse to locate shoemaker, na u get fault na

abi o..
Make 2sexy keep him story..
We don hear am tire!

^^....kids.....

op,you thrashed this same issue in February 2010..
https://www.nairaland.com/398982/found-pics-wife-ex-hidden
why bring it up again?

Idowuogbo:

she o si?

ta lo'n bere lowo e?

Dating someone like that is crazily interesting but it never ends well...especially if you want more.
You cannot totally divorce emotions from sexual relationships especially with women.someone is definitely going to get hurt!
I could date someone like that and throw caution to the dogs if my body-needs override common sense but of course i'd know its probably gon have a very bad ending.

Here's my story...
One day,my boyfriend and I.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and we lived happily ever after!

i see a blur!
...some people never carry their emotions in their eyes!

lmao@falling in love after 4 hours chat..and confused!
How dumb can people be!

wehla: Even though I dont agree with most of ur post but I really trip for u on this poem. I'm also from Ondo, I am flabberwhelmed.

what parts do you not agree with?
Point them out and lets thrash it!

Deadi body
deadi bodi..
Deadi body get accident...yeepa!
Double wahala for deadi body..
And the owner of deade body o!

2sexy: I'm naturally romantic but for a very good reason, naija chicks don't need mr romantic so, I blew that part of me sky high.

2sexy-the most heart-broken nairalander!
I see you bro!

what the blah are you on about??

benny,why you nor gree put paragraph nah?
The thing dey hurt my eyes real bad!
Please summarise!

bennyraz: Cocoa abi? I suspected. Nice piece. Did you write it?

Nope!
I stole it...!

I MISS MY HOME
..where goats are for merriment..
..dogs for the gods
and Cocoa for revenue.
The unique symbolic conundrum of my home...
.
.
I eat àsun,i dance ujó-obitun,i dont joke with iyán and obelá-lásèpò pèlú eangbé ati ìpée.my èfo must have lúkotokítí and when i see àlàárì lóí aso,my heart rejoices!
.
.
I was born into a very rich origin,a land where the sun is like a second skin.
It never sets and it never rises..
Where lókílì, obì and gbànja are the god's delicacies.
where our Extremely High Self-Esteem is mistaken for pride by foreigners..
Where our joviality is mis-seen as promiscuity by the same.
.
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I come from a land distinguished by serene ambience,unparalleled elegance and intense beauty..
And where prestige is the water we drink.
.
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I am not only NIGERIAN,not only YORUBA, but also an ORIGINAL UNADULTERATED ONDO-BLOODED WOMAN.

gidiMonsta: This is obviously not a real product, its just a comical representation of the pervasiveness going on the world today. If we can have baby pageants, why not THONGIES??

i agree.
This isnt for real!

why do you care about peeps thinking you are young?
What does that matter?
Abi dem tell u say bia bia dey put money for people account?
Smh!

what is this??

Izuone: yes i want sex and i demand it from her but i don't like Paying for it and this r/ship didn't start like this but it is degenerating into that and i don't want it so. I would Rather be on my own that let it become so. The essense of this thread is , how can i salvage this relationship so that it doesn't become money for hand,back for ground.i am just managing ,but i can pay her bills but am not looking for a person that i would be paying her bills. I want somebody who will be there for me and allow me share her joys and pains and also share mine.

you started the relationship on wrong terms and its almost too late to salvage it.
If you truly want seriousness,then you have to be sure your girl wants the same with you! (i'm not certain she does though)
your best shot is to sit and have the serious talk with her..and if you guys are gon continue,you have to stop demanding for sex like it's your right since you pay her bills...and your giving her whatever should be out of affection/necessity not as payment for sex!
If you are sure you are both on the same page,start afresh!
If not,end the symbiosis and find a new girl for a real relationship!

..interesting piece written from a true Lagosian's perspective!