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i'm so guilty....
I got to help my mum take care of one of my sibs then...
I would feed the baby while praying he doesn't finish the food so i can eat the left-over...and sometimes,i'd make my own specially after making his.
...and with the milk,i'd not mix it very well so i can lick the settled molten one at the bottom of the cup...lol

@post.....never dated any short guy...
Not dating any short guy...
...and most probably will never date any short guy...
They come my way tall and big...
They can never be too tall..5.9 till infinity and we have a deal!

bybj: height! ma biggest problemo of all.. followed closely by money.
I have always had to filter ma choice of partners..being a 5.5/5.6 very bad.. very very bad! *sad*

bro your height is not a problem.
Some girls will adore you just the way you are...and money will come when it will come.
I've seen short,swaggerlicious and adorable guys...trust me!
You can be all of that if u stop seeing your height as a problem!

Idowu.....see your life outside o...[quote author=Jinadu-Josefu]haha...so u no know?? Idowuogbo na confirmed druglord ooo...she specializes in various kindda narcotics with "igbo" being her specialty...[/quote]

Decryptor: @Jinadu-Josefu, you are the third person mentioning something about Idowuogbo doing drugs. This claim seems to be so asertive...hw true is it?

[quote author=Jinadu-Josefu]see parochial conclusion oooo.....which kind sense una get?....avnt u heard abt naija women sellin their babies, usin their babies for personal rituals and forcin their young ladies into prostitution.....dont jump into conclusion nxt tym,....besides,the woman might nt b mentally stable...**consequencies of takin to drugs like our auntie idowuogbo**....it's nt an "oyinbo" problem alone oooo[/quote]

Decryptor: @Jinadu-Josefu, you are the third person mentioning something about Idowuogbo doing drugs. This claim seems to be so asertive...hw true is it?

hahaha

davidcobi: This can only mean 3 things!
1) You are probably also cheating on ur bf with ur ex.
2) You are so st*pid to understand what I meant by "didn't read ur post".
3) You are so naïve and gul*lible to think that the @Op will choose my silly advise over the more important ones by people who actually read the post.

at least you admit your advise was silly whic still points to the fact that 'you nor get sense'.
...all the rest things wey you write,na NOISE!

Idowuogbo: No b d same thing u do and yemz still tell u NO!!!

shut up there!
How you take know say na NO i talk...??
Aproko!

Flashaldrin: I have about 15 girlfriends, which do i post now? . . .

see wetin this one wey never follow woman talk before dey claim...
Shiooor!

richarts: Yempearl... Me? Sign of cross...

enh now...
Why you con shock me with marraige things early momo nah...
As for idowu..ignore her,she nor get sense!

davidcobi: Dude, I didn't read your story and all; but DUMP the chick... She's a sick retard!!!

you nor get sense!!

smh!

richarts: The only reason im replyin dis is cos Slimyem is here... Soon Richarts weds Slimyem... Nlanders, b aware. To op, well he is right nor wrong, man has a sole right to do wat he so pleases given such circumstance.

Jesus is Lord!
*does sign of the cross*

Acidosis: yea always gud. . wish I could just set my eyes on you

why you wan punish your eyes nah...

[quote author=D-Explorer]Haba, wey mama suliatu go mix better concotion for you na. I wan use dem decorate my house, at least if dem dey shoeless one of dem go be President [/quote]shoeless ke??
U nor even get money,u wan misbehave.Abegi o...
No suffering can come to any of my pikins no matter how many they are...

that guy is never gon change...
Mummy will always be in charge..
If you can live with that,fine!
If you can't ,please walk!
Goodluck!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Omoge, you go fit donate football team? *my prerequisite*[/quote]football team ke??u wan spoil my punnanni??

Long One: Oh well, then it means I am not human or maybe I’m superhuman.

Then again, I could make you my one, true, and only addiction…
Spoil you silly…

hehe...
That would be interesting....

don't just report him verbally....
Play him into repeating everything he's said to you and have the conversation recorded before reporting him...not to his colleagues o but to a much higher authority.

half of the people wey don comment on this thread nor know the meaning of SPOUSE....
Your spouse is your married partner(husband or wife)...
Olodo singles!
Hian!

acidtalk: I lost my fiancee when my father inlaw discovered mu nairaland username. Read full story below -

https://www.nairaland.com/1005200/all-because-nairaland-he-said

Na lie go kill you!!!

ifihearam: Did you just scream my name

If i hear am.....!!!

super story!

Idowuogbo: Abajo....

I talk am! Na single moda syndrome dey worry ur brain.

Shut up my friend!

ifihearam: you mean you dont know D explorer is madly in love with you

ehen hen?
I never hear am o..
If i hear am....i go donate the pikins!

Long One: Usually do a little bit of everything, do not commit myself or get addicted to any.

i believe you not!
everyone has an addiction!

ifihearam: study CRK

u nor well o...
Lol
.
@op,statictic is more marketable and less complicated than physics in my own opinion..
Don't take that Seun's advice o...
Time waits for no one..
Like someone rightly said,you can do a masters in computer science after your first degree if you so wish.
Cheers!

kunletiwoo: How come?

na so i see am o..

ifihearam: chei yu wan scare explorer ni

who be explorer?
Abeg,yarn me the tory...

*yawns*

double post!

Rocktation: And what if it turns out to be true? Special people exist for real, you know. He did say that the woman claimed to have noticed it when she was four. I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen, if she goes to the media and cannot prove that she has what they say she has?

i'd believe if the op paints another scenario...
Give her a real book in the dark and have her read it out loud...not 5 or six letters on envelopes she's been working with all day.
...but the op's scenario,na wash!