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Nayah: Good day NL
Guys what would you do if your girlfriend you love so much but your relationship has just started, is pregnant?
Would ask her for marriage or ask her to abort?

Enjoy

how can you be sure you love someone so much given that the relationship just started?
Why did they both jump into bed unprotected as soon as the relationship started?
There has been no relationship/courtship,so marriage is a NO!
As soon as a life forms in me,no matter what,the baby must come to life!
Did i answer the question?

where is the romance??

you are different people but are both arseholes!!
Now,i gerrit!

[quote author=Mynd_44]It's so much, she braids it[/quote]shebi na you be the hair dresser...[quote author=Mynd_44]Then what do you call yours? Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha[/quote]call what?
You lost ??

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[quote author=Mr..Cork]arrrhhh. what if she hasnt got papers?? [/quote][quote author=Mr..Cork]immmigration papers [/quote]nobody is gon ask you for no papers in Nigeria dum. dum!
..the real papers are in your pocket!
(m guessing the op is in Nigeria)

Goldieluks:
I know your game plan babes, keep digging maybe shymexx might change his mind someday, but till then......

blah..
Duh!

Goldieluks: Slimyem don't you get it? Shymexx don't want your asss. Jog on already!

neither do i want your toolstoy!
You have the monopoly of him

how we wan take know wetin dey dm mind?

shymmex: You should sober I compared you to a gorilla, but you're happy about it.. I guess the comparison isn't far-off from the truth..

I really feel sorry for you.

you've never seen me!
Makes the comparison unreasonable!
The truth still remains-[size=30pt]you love and fcck gorillas!!! [/size]

mekaboy: BROSS THIS ONE NO BE GOLD DIGGER AGAIN BUT GOLD STEALER

u nor see hin username?
Its all straight and clear!

Sagamite: No, you said you like gorillas.

You clearly said you will choose a Gorilla over a girl. You want a Gorilla to ram your arse.

Now we know what you are into.

yes,he said it and its neither joke nor lie-[size=30pt]shymmex loves and fccks gorillas!!!![/size]

shymmex: At the bolded part: the scrotum can't do that trick, but the long johns sure can... But I've never tried it..

**This crazy stalker is making me sound like a classless fool, but who cares? **

at least you are considering it...and that's the definition of dumb!!!
#end of story#
*this has been fun!
Goodday!*

procreation,companionship,sex..and blah blah blah blah
#case closed!#

shymmex: I noticed your panties have been getting moist on the regz, since cute girls said shymmex is the cutest guy on NL..

But, I'm already taken - please dry your moist panties, and look elsewhere...

Shymmex is a rebel, ya dig?

self appraisal-i get it!
Can you now please pull your scrotum over your head?
Thanks in advance!

[s]

shymmex: I just feel sorry for you most times because you're my namesake in a way...

My threads are for matured minds - and they always serve the purpose, they're created for... I'm not a conformist - I'm a rebel, and I create rebellious threads to rock the boat.. All my threads get good number of views, and that say a lot about the quality..

Yeah, shymmex is a dog - and the brother to the night. So, you're right about that...

Sissy?? I've never been a sissy..

Attention seeker?? That's your last name..

Next time, don't remind me of how "stupid" I'm. Focus on how you can eat more, and how you can actually move from being slimyem - plumyem, ok??

I hope you will take my advice this time.

[/s]babbles!

shymmex: [s]Catch your fancy??

I'd rather try that on a gorilla, than waste my time on you....

And you need to stop advertising yourself to me, you have NEVER been my type - and you will NEVER be...

I just noticed you because you always stalk my threads..

Just fix ya face, ok?... Mynd_44 may be interested in you.[/s]

its all in your head-the idea that i'm actually stalking you i mean.....
Did i stalk you on this thread?
Why did you quote me if you werent so keen on getting me to notice you?
Mister,you are known for dumb threads and as soon as i see one of such from you i come in to remind you of how stup. id you sound and help you desert your stupidity again.
But you are still a dog with a bone-not that l'm suprised anyways.
Btw,this thread is neither about me nor you...quit being a sissy!
..and may you find what your are looking for....hopefully not in your dreams

shymmex: Mine isn't 'fantasy-land' - there are millions of chics out there who fit the criteria I listed. Heck, I meet them almost everyday - but I'm not ready yet.. I'm still a youngin trying to find a niche for myself..

Ooops, sorry you can't meet my criteria - but if you had listened to my humble advice, and eat more, you probably would have been able to catch-up...

Eat more, grown a bum, enlarge ya t/its, and fix ya face - and you may make the list.

Till then, have fun.

if anyone will,you'll be the last guy on Nl that'd interest me!
You don't catch my fancy!
....and btw,i do have a really cute,face,a slim but shapely body and clearly visible jugs...
And do i care if you think otherwise?
Hell no!
Duh!

all the men on this thread are typing from fantasy-land!

dry!

[quote author=@richy][size=16pt]Gosh!! That is too much dear[/size][/quote]is it??
oops!

godello: Am attracted to the c.u.n.t that is if the hymen is intact !

the women around you wear their c-unts on their foreheads... huh

Logic Mind: that's why u will die a spinster

stop dancing around me like some drooling fossil..
You have no quality that is the least bit attractive!
GTFO!

which kain stup..id question be this?

mcnepow: Did u just say CONSTANT thoughts about marriage??

Same way d guys have constant tots about money?

yeah...probably....amongst other things!

[quote author=Mynd_44]hey you get my idea na stop being cheeky[/quote]i'm not being cheeky..
I'm trying to understand you...
Since intelligence is your initial attraction,all other factors(including bow-leg,aibinism,leaper) shouldnt be a biggie then...no matter what!
right??

[quote author=Mynd_44]My name and hers should not be mentioned in the same sentence[/quote]e don bad reach like that?
Haba!

oseiwe: Yeah, dere are many below the age of 18 who havent gone to d university yet.
But definitely none above 20.

shut up there and stop chatting shittz!

watch out for Alhaji Lamidi Adedibu for UI....
Hehehe...

femorra: unilag students are demonstrating o!

what do you expect??
Death took their VC,GEJ took their name.
Lmao!