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RomanceRe: Why I Was Suspended From School by slimyem: 10:39pm On Jun 03, 2012
fake and uninteresting story!
Try again later!
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by slimyem: 10:35pm On Jun 03, 2012
Pakavy: which of u end tym babes aint a hungry gal?
ask your sisters ,female cousins and every other girl in your family!
PoliticsRe: Mama HID Awolowo Passes Away?: Not True! by slimyem: 10:22pm On Jun 03, 2012
na wa o...
R.I.P mama!
Today is a totally sad day!
BusinessRe: What Percentage Of Your Monthly Income Do You Save? by slimyem: 8:17pm On Jun 03, 2012
[quote author=life_style]That's not funny... grin[/quote]i know it not...
Pls.don't remind me.cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by slimyem: 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2012
acidtalk: If na different people chop am at once that is understandable. Not one big bum girl sitting on[b] my couch,[/b] controlling[b] my dstv [/b]remote, using[b] my duvet[/b] to keep herself warm from the chilling a/c and then stillemptying my fridge? No oh! No be because of am I come this world.
ADVERTISEMENT!!!!
Now,what more do you have and haven't told us? huh cheesy
BusinessRe: What Percentage Of Your Monthly Income Do You Save? by slimyem: 7:39pm On Jun 03, 2012
like 40 percent...
Before the end of the month,i go don't withdraw am remain 4 or 5 percent.cheesy
RomanceRe: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by slimyem: 6:47pm On Jun 03, 2012
Ghydyon: please dont make of cry.The only companion i have is my fone still my pman threaten to seize my phone.
lmao...
You so sound like a kid right now...
Eyah...pele.
Its a phase that'll pass in time!
RomanceRe: Are There Still Men Who Write Peoms And Do Ladies Consider Them Romantic? by slimyem: 5:49pm On Jun 03, 2012
i used to love poems and most of the guys i've been with and my wannabes have been quite poetic but over time,i've stopped appreciating romantic poems with its twist around words because it all turns out to be a lie in the end.
These days,if you try any poetry on me,you don FAIL!!!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Mum Says I Must Quit My Extravagant Lifestyle And Get Married This Year Or... by slimyem: 5:39pm On Jun 03, 2012
tellwisdom: THIEF angry angry
are you mad? huh...abi dm carry curse give you?
Eediot!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: She's Against Her Daughter's Marriage Because The Guy Is Not Good Looking by slimyem: 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2012
drake99: Wetin cause the line for my post na?
Na waa o, no time wey this BB no dey misbehave
go trowey the toy jor!cheesycheesy
@topic...its funny but seriously? huh
Since the girl doesn't mind,what her mother's business?
...and what does being handsome have to do with being a good husband?
If the girl knows the guy's what she really wants,she should ignore her mother and go ahead with the wedding jor!
Arrant nonsense!cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by slimyem: 5:28pm On Jun 03, 2012
lmao@pendo bursting bitterend.
Dang!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by slimyem: 5:27pm On Jun 03, 2012
[quote author=Royal-VII]Personally i must admit i am a fan of a woman's body odor...

The stronger the better, I enjoy the natural organic smell of a woman's armpits and funky crotch

Im just being real, i do not like artificial smells like perfume...

I much rather her natural organic body funk..

Stink ARmpits are a plus+

Stink Nana is a plus+

Stink Breath is a plus+


I enjoy it, life if beautiful..so are the natural smells of a woman.

I am Very Serious.
[/quote]jeez @bolded!
Are you sure you aint stinking yourself? huh tongue
RomanceRe: How Do I Politely Tell Her Im Not Interested? by slimyem: 1:29pm On Jun 03, 2012
joeydozzy: how can you promise to be someone's boyfriend on a phone even without seeing her. who does that? huh
i tire my brother...even so for the girl who believed it!!
RomanceRe: Wat U Cant Tolerate In Ur Girl/boy by slimyem: 1:11pm On Jun 03, 2012
all forms of odour-mouth,body or whatever...
Lies of any magnitude......and cheating!
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by slimyem: 12:58pm On Jun 03, 2012
acidtalk: Make we know lie, even as Jonah be president, e get some cribs wey e go enter him go trip with envy.

Don't you watch MTV Crib? Even Aligo go jealous switch off him tv with some kin setting wey him go see for people houses.


On a serious note, razz and undergraduate? No! Working class and well learned? Yes!

Oya Next Insult!
that wasn't meant to sound insultive.
I'm just saying the fact that a guy has a house all decked up and stuff doesnt mean he is ready for marriage and a girl suggesting/believing that he is sounds lame,st'upid and hungry to me.cheesy
....and btw,why do i feel like you are advertising?tongue
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by slimyem: 12:50pm On Jun 03, 2012
acidtalk: Some Trip while some others are impressed.

Please suggest one or two "male ruggedness" I might include in mine. The place is too clean and tidy that some people feel I have a maid that comes do the cleaning up.

I am scared, a woman (prospective wife) shouldn't fear I am setting a "just too high" standard in terms of well arranged and neat home and the fact my kitchen is all tidy with the needed items (and of course a good cook). I don't want a lady to think I won't appreciate her since I can do the basics myself (cleaning, cooking etc).

I want to to get a PSP 3 to throw around the floor to include that "boyish touch" to the home.

Still expecting your idea of a "male ruggedness"
if you don't have the 'male ruggedness' then i guess you don't have it.
Its vague and i can't place words to describe it.
That i said i don't like all too tidy guys doesnt not mean other girls wouldn't.
Don't try to be what you are not.
Be yourself and someone will like you just the way you are..cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do I Politely Tell Her Im Not Interested? by slimyem: 12:46pm On Jun 03, 2012
just withdraw!
No more calls and messages and all..
She should get the message afterwards.
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by slimyem: 12:43pm On Jun 03, 2012
acidtalk: Soory! Did I forget to include that any girl that comes visiting automatically starts talking of me trying to look at settling down urgently and they are potential wife material?
you sure move around with a lot of hungry girls!cheesycheesytonguetongue
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by slimyem: 12:39pm On Jun 03, 2012
why would i trip because of any wonder interior of a guys house?
Impressed...maybe! But trip/drool?hell No!
That factor is no where close to what'd make me trip!
A house all neat and proper with everything in its right place is feminine!
As long as its clean/neat with a little male ruggedness to it...cool!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by slimyem: 12:03pm On Jun 03, 2012
crackhouse: and u are telling us about ur immorality?. Beware of Hiv & Aids.
that's immorality huh? huh
Mtcheeeeeeeeew
Go siddon abeg!
RomanceRe: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by slimyem: 11:44am On Jun 03, 2012
sigba: Lol. Naughty girl. No wonder the bible said "stolen bread tastes sweeter"
na so my brother!...cheesycheesy
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram’s Expiry Date By Pius Adesanmi *Very Funny Article About ABATI & BEAF by slimyem: 11:18am On Jun 03, 2012
...a joke it is but you shouldnt be amazed if this is what really obtains in the corridors of power in Nigeria.
The people (we) are just pawns in their game!
Sad!
RomanceRe: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by slimyem: 11:04am On Jun 03, 2012
i never liked hide and seek so i used to bring my friends home...both male and female.
My dad had problems with the males at first and he would sermonise after every male visit.
With time,he let me do my thing although with a lot of sense.
I remember kissing some guy in the sitting room while we pretended we were reading a newspaper and my dad was watching tv.
The kiss was short and sweet just because it was sneakily done!cheesycheesy
apart from having to give a detailed account of every new face that comes around to my dad,i never really had issues dating in my parent's house!cheesy
FamilyRe: Getting Married To A Divorcee...what Are The Odds? by slimyem(op): 8:49pm On Jun 02, 2012
yam: i become fearful and i dont understand why people dont consider God recipe for marriage

An unmarried man with and unmarried woman before u can marry a divorcee the man or the woman must be died.

Just wondering.
what are you trying to say?
Please repeat in simple and correct english!
Thanks in advance!
RomanceRe: Mum Says I Must Quit My Extravagant Lifestyle And Get Married This Year Or... by slimyem: 8:21pm On Jun 02, 2012
no one can make you do what you really don't want to!
Even if you enter into a relationship right now and get settled before december,you'll be doing it for your mum and not yourself which is an easy road to disaster!
don't get into a relationship until you are ready to make sacrifices that come with being in one!(you don't sound the least bit ready!)
life your life as you like but remember...tick tock,tick tock!!
Figure!cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Does Lingerie Turn U On? Girls Do U Buy Underwear Regularly? by slimyem: 8:12pm On Jun 02, 2012
pufectskin: Isn't dat a ridiculous way for chics to purchase intimate items?
Just my thots...I ll keep doin research cos I rily want to do dis...if my research confirms all u have just said, I ll find some other business to do. I already have a feminine care business dat I just registered. It is doin quite well and I wanted to diversify into other feminine stuff. I am a very girly girl so I just enjoy any kind of beauty business. But I guess I also have to b practical.
it is ridiculous but it isnt a lie!
Blame it on the high level of poverty plaguing the country and an equally warped sense of reasoning of most girls.
They'd prefer to spend money of cosmetics and hair care products than that intimate piece of material.
Cosmestic ,hair products and extensions is a much better and profitable business than lingeries will ever be!
RomanceRe: Guys Does Lingerie Turn U On? Girls Do U Buy Underwear Regularly? by slimyem: 8:06pm On Jun 02, 2012
*coughs*
online lingerie business in nigeria?won't be very productive!
Most of your goods would probably be imported and quite expensive for the average Nigerian girl.
Even if i'd they'd buy ,it'll not be more than two or three pairs at most for[b] special occassions![/b]*clears throat*
Why spend N3000 on just a victoria secret bra and pant when i can get an ABA-made one for btwn N500 and N1500 as the case may be...
One can still be sexy in an aba-made lingerie...cheesycheesy
Whatever you decision is...think it through and through before starting up on it .
Goodluck!
RomanceRe: Do You Think She Pitied Him Or She Triped For Him?? by slimyem: 6:56pm On Jun 02, 2012
IZUKWU: Why don't you start with being friends first and see where it gets you. But sure tell her what's on your mind. But what do you want ,is it friendship or . . . . . Go for what you want.
+10cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find It Extremely Difficult To Take Themselves Out For A Treat? by slimyem: 6:46pm On Jun 02, 2012
tellwisdom: NO, we are talking of places like, cinema, fast foods,shopping etc NOT AMALA JOINT undecided undecided
i do all of that and more...that's why its called 'treat'.
Now,what's your next counter-point?
FamilyRe: Getting Married To A Divorcee...what Are The Odds? by slimyem(op): 6:07pm On Jun 02, 2012
moderattor: what if the son of the man shows up one day in the future 'gerrout of my dads house u witch!'
?
[b]@OP You must be crazy marrying a divorced man [/b]when single hungry lions like us are roaring about smiley
i'm neither crazy nor marrying a divorced man..
Pls refer to this post belowcheesy
slimyem: hey!
This isn't about me or anybody else in particular right now...
Its just a topic for discussion.
Thanks though.

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