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FamilyRe: Marriage Is A Bondage by slimyem: 8:34pm On May 18, 2012
Iyalola19: This is one thing I dislike about nl
marriage advert, marriage counsel
seeking for love
so all d marriage topics in the past hasnt given u any useful info
are u not d lady dt opened a similar thread of not having a man in those days
come is there fire burning una yansh?
spirit dey chase una?
devil dey threaten u?
witch dey wan dash u manhood?
if u want to marry, go and marry
wetin sef!
which stupid bondage, when una no find husband na so so bondage, witchcraft, i want to face my career, i am still young, men are animals.
if dwarf press bell for your house now, omo na u go propose
if u no find husband, find person wey go dey shine congo for d meantime
i will teach members how to find a husband, d trick
haba!
Ki la gbe...ki le ju?cheesy
RomanceRe: Don't Think Females Abroad Are More Faithful by slimyem: 10:03am On May 17, 2012
so??
huh
RomanceRe: Top10 Romantic Dreams. by slimyem: 9:52am On May 17, 2012
cho25bc: what are your top10 most romantic dreams?
i nor get!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Top10 Romantic Dreams. by slimyem: 9:51am On May 17, 2012
Logic Mind: 1 - azz to mouth
2 - reverse gangbbang
3 - a'nal virgin defloration
4 - grannie orggies
5 - no holes barred
6 - with twins or triplets
7 - with 5 different races at once
8 - with lesbians
9 - girl on girl with strapon
10 - aboki on Yoruba
you are FINISHED!cheesy
RomanceRe: Uncle Alex Or Vivian? by slimyem: 9:45am On May 17, 2012
stale!
this thing has been going round social media for weeks!
Story story...
RomanceRe: I Hate Dirty Gurls by slimyem: 9:43am On May 17, 2012
ebamma: guys,have u ever taken a gurl to your house and in the process of bleeping her u start perceiving a strange smell coming from her cunt?,i experienced dis with a chick and after dat day,i broke up with her,some of dis naija gurls no fit even wash their privates.
not all guys are UNFORTUNATE as you were.....
Get over it and find as clean girl!
RomanceRe: I Need Advice: I'm In Love With Fulani Muslim Girl by slimyem: 9:40am On May 17, 2012
drnoel: how much deeper do u expect it 2 get. The man is already hooked like a fish.
they have only exchanged a few message and calls.
They haven't had any dates,they haven't kissed,they have no fond memories!
He is not hooked YET!
Its all just initial attraction!
Better end it now than later when it becomes harder to leave!
RomanceRe: Relationship Problems. by slimyem: 9:35am On May 17, 2012
ok.
RomanceRe: Ever Been In Love Triangle? by slimyem: 9:24am On May 17, 2012
Logic Mind: as i see you, your own go pass triangle. even a rectangle or muiltiangle no go fit qualify am.
na something like love matrix. that is why it is so hard to narrate.
get thee behind me satan!cheesycheesycheesy
its not hard to narrate....i'm not interested in ANYONE'S opinion of my narration!cheesy
shift far abeg!
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 12:25am On May 17, 2012
DONkollione: U see slimyim ever since I came to dis section iv been tripping 4 u, re u igbo? cheesy
.....blah blah blah blah..
Hang yourself!
RomanceRe: I Need Advice: I'm In Love With Fulani Muslim Girl by slimyem: 12:19am On May 17, 2012
[quote author=tpia@]why bringing christianity into your adulterous and fornicating mindset for goodness sake? huh

just tell your fake story without mentioning that or is this too hard to do.

and why cant you claim juju religion you dense thing?[/quote]what is this BLAH?cheesy
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 12:17am On May 17, 2012
DONkollione: Get behind mε̲̣̣̣̥ u dis unclean spirit!
angry
...blah blah blah blah...
Hang yourself!
RomanceRe: How Do I Ask A Girl Out On A Date by slimyem: 12:12am On May 17, 2012
pectra: I wuld appreciate if any one haz the right word in asking a girl out without been turn down
....there is no magic word that won't get you turned down!
If you get turned down once,try again later!
If you get turned down again,try another girl.!
Simple!
RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls.....why?? by slimyem: 12:08am On May 17, 2012
dkings101: U heard me right.
when and where did i 'heard' you?cheesy
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 12:05am On May 17, 2012
DONkollione: Ur papa! angry



Overgrown m0ron! I blame u? Abi na mε̲̣̣̣̥ born u? Idiooot! angry






Iv hearrd S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ much about them u know, rili weird stori like pressing thheirr husbands nneck 4 money n stuuffs like dat u know!
....blah blah blah blah...
Hang yourself!!
RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls.....why?? by slimyem: 12:01am On May 17, 2012
dkings101: Why are good girls hard to come by in 9ja? Before U knw, they are after material things. Why is it always about money and material things??. The worst part is they won't even wait for a week, it might just be days after meeting? At least for once....9ja babe make una serious. Not wen time is ticking on you...u wd be rushing a guy into untimely marriage. At least U girls should get serious for once and get a life.

There is this lady I meet 2 months back. We got to know and during the process, she lied of her age (Saying she was 23yrs and I am 26). At first I never believed her. She was so certain abt the age that I finally gave in cos I am not the mother who begot her. I told her my real age and during the course of convention in getting to knw better (weeks after), she mistakenly told me the age of her younger sister who she is elder with other 2 sibling (saying her sister age is 23). I was shocked and I asked her...How old r uhuh She laughed and told me she is 28. Omg. I got upset about it cos right from that moment, i believed whatever she had told me earlier were all lies. To cut apama story short, She ended up rushing, pushing and hurrying me into Marital life. I had to call off the relationship cos she don't want to knw me better but opting for marriage cos she is at her ripe age. Anyway I told her i wasn't ready yet cos be barely meet and i hadn't know much abt her and I can't stand the pressure of her pushing into marriage so I just had to end the affair.

Another girl I just meet yday....she caught my attention, I walked up to her, woe her and we end up being friend. Not for her to be asking me for money for her food the next day or I should give her the money to buy food. WTF, not i can't let go my cash but I feel it is not appropriate for girls to be to materialistic or demanding or evening asking money from someone they barely knw. For me "whatever your father can't do or offer you, don't expect me to do less or more".

Why are 9ja girl nowadays so demanding and materialistic?? If they don't ask you for money for hair, it would be for cloth, phone, recharge card, Blackberry, BIS, food and evening paying for them to travel to another state to Bleep someone who they might meet on 2go. I just want the real and ideal girl. why is it so hard??. Money and material things would come afterwards not 2 early. At least capture my love and heart first 9ja girls. Another thing that fascinate me is, they don't want to spend time knowing a guy bt pushy abt marriage and other stuff I hinted. Na wa oo...real babe still dey 9ja??. Some more you see young girls all around bar house all in the name of OLOSHO. God help una after una don use husband do BF finish na where dem go land there stinky ass dem dey find.
you say what?
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 11:58pm On May 16, 2012
DONkollione: I just asked a simple qwesion n ur bhving like one hausa-goat on heat! Mtcheeeeeew!
angry
blah blah blah blah blah....
Hang yourself!
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 11:56pm On May 16, 2012
DONkollione: Come don't let mε̲̣̣̣̥ insult ur papa diis afternoon I'm not ur mate!

Imbesilde!
angry
see how you just displayed your stupidity?cheesy
smh!
Ode!
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 11:54pm On May 16, 2012
DONkollione: U dis hair dresser from oshodi isale, don't let mε̲̣̣̣̥ gv u D̶̲̥̅̊ sack! Stewpid man!! angry
blah blah blah blah...cheesy
Duh!
RomanceRe: Help! My Fiance Is Impotent! by slimyem: 11:52pm On May 16, 2012
ksmiles: Please click the link below to read more...
...FAIL!
Try again later!
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 11:47pm On May 16, 2012
DONkollione: U akain? Stewpid boy! angry






Gv mε̲̣̣̣̥ two reasons why dis thread is silly



Like slimyam like killz! Stewpid girl! D̶̲̥̅̊ angry
you nor get sense!
#No debate!#
RomanceRe: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by slimyem: 11:29pm On May 16, 2012
mikeywise: When I saw †ђξ topic of this post,I tot it was would be a nice post,but wen I entered,all I saw was missile flying here and there as if we are in Afganistan.
1.Y do we insult any poster that comes up with a post?
2.Is it compulsory to make comment(s) on a post?
3.Y does killz always reply a poster with an insult?
4.Y can't we ignore an insult so that we don't end up derailing †ђξ thread?

I am interesting in this thread,don't even mind if I am †ђξ first to post my own story.
I will only start if we are ready to help ourselves to learn from our past experiences.
story story!cheesycheesy
once upon a time......
RomanceRe: Trust=cheap by slimyem: 11:22pm On May 16, 2012
ghboytelle: why is it when a girl trust a guy she is called cheap. when she falls inlove with her heart and not his money. And she finally trust him and sleeps with him,she is automatically called cheap for loving him.
QUESTION!!!!
......ask the discombobulated men all around...
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by slimyem: 11:19pm On May 16, 2012
Smh...
RomanceRe: I Need Advice: I'm In Love With Fulani Muslim Girl by slimyem: 10:12pm On May 16, 2012
Chances are in the end, it won't work!
Walk away before it gets deeper than this!
RomanceRe: Is Your Boyfriend A Prince Or A Beast... by slimyem: 10:02pm On May 16, 2012
op,who go come here come talk say hin boyfriend na beast?cheesy
huh?
I dey here dey look sha.......cheesy
RomanceRe: A Very Intelligent Hansome Guy With Great Future Needs A Supportive Mate by slimyem: 9:56pm On May 16, 2012
felica34tunes: am an handsome intelligent guy with bright future just need someone that understands and really can help am josh working and could be reached on 08034773588
you sound a loooooooooong way away from intelligent!
#no jokes!#
RomanceRe: Why Do You Read The Romance Section? by slimyem: 9:53pm On May 16, 2012
Romance section is the MOST INTERESTING section on the forum!
Simple!

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