₦airaland Forum

kindabigg: Basically, I don't think I can ever meet anyone that's going to love me the way she did.

I just want to heal her even if I'm not with her again.. I feel guilty.. Don't you understand?

kindabigg: But I love this girl to death.. Why do you think she's going to hurt me?

kindabigg: I know but sometimes, life is just crazy..

Please, I'm not a bad guy.. Life is just too hard to explain sometimes.

Sagamite: Is third base not *Coughs*?

Well what I mean is that the guy should say it when she lets him do everything and take almost everything off until the point of *Coughs*, where she starts tightening leg and doing shakara.

You know how you Naija girls are like na.

Floxxie: I seldom wonder if the old adage is true, does feeding a man delicious meals capture his heart? If its the way, is it the only way?

dabrake: [color=#419419]/*buys N6,000 worth of suya and 3 bottles of red wine, begs dj to play the 'danfo driver' track for me, reserves seat for[b] anony and desh.[/b]*/[/color]

ijebabe: A more important question, why are you alive?

Orikinla: This is a different kind of cheating in romance.
This is also quite common among pupils and students in Nigeria where mass failures make headlines on the front pages of newspapers.

Boyfriends helping their girlfriends to cheat while sitting for examinations.
I have seen where even those who were not dating used sex to pay for expo.
I once had an experience of coming back from the office and caught one of my younger brothers helping a female hottie with an expo whilst she was in bed with him in her school uniform! She was a pupil of the popular Igbobi Girls High School in Shomolu, Lagos. She is now a happily married mother of lovely children today, but her husband is an unrepentant self-confessed cheat and ex-419 fraudster. So, she must love cheating to end up being married to a cheat.

marvelck: Unbreakable...this is when being dumped, doesn't become the end of one's life. no matter what, dont allow any break-up (either from a boyfriend or girlfriend) to cause you any heartbreak or more harm. cos if you do, you're simply causing more harm/damage to yourself while the other person has since moved on and probably having a blast else where. And you are busy sulking and soaking in tears and tissues. reluctant to let go and move on as well. No matter how painful it is, you need to get up, 'dust' yourself and move on. there're a million and one guys or girls out there, who are even far better than your ex. You're simply letting him or her go, since you've had enough of him or her. so let others have their bite too. And dont continue to sulk like Shola, who hasn't been able to get over her ex boyfriend who broke up with her cos of another girl. It's been a year plus, since they broke up, and she's hasn't been able to move on with her life, while her ex boyfriend has since settled down with another girl. So tell me, who is suffering the more here. Abeg, dry your tears and stop wasting tissue papers. if you have enough and dont know what to do with them, abeg kindly give them out. cos tears wont bring your ex back, if that's what you want....Shikena!

anonymus1X1: u dey mind d bleached daddy showkey from bukina faso ............i hv told killz afta 2012 gce and jamb no sure for d drop out again.............man show we get yarns.......na nkwobi i go use trip u................. deshclones send me message make we collabo we all suppose hook up......... forget dt mamalola[b] her menopause is fighting to take over her body......she types from her clogged uterus[/b]......foolish mama wey dey thread for matter wey pass am.

drnoel: my wife didn´t propose to me, but I dated her way back in Uni b4 we got married. We both uninanimously agreed to do it so we did. I remember how mad she was once when I playfully kind of hinted that she was the one that suggested we wed I found it very funny and I still tease her about it. Nigerian women should grow-up and remove that mentality from their heads.

onila:

DONkollione: can u marry the son/daughter of a monkey?

Ishsoph: Hehehehe, [b]that slimyem of a guy's post is funny[b]. Makes me wonder if its really this same post i read from that he got his. @poster i hav strong suspision that ur dat frnd of urs. Pls stop living in fantasy world and face reality b4 u regret it. Heck! Must all men be jim ikye? If its not u ignore sha pass my advice to ur friend.

sexkillz: [color=#000030] Applies more to you [/color]

Onasa22: Please go and read it again for more clarification. We are talking about a girl who does not like her guy's associates.

texazzpete: To be honest, this does nothing to remove the popular notion that you're a bit of a m0r0n. Learn how to read!