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Music/RadioRe: RMG's Ayo Shonaiya Official Statement On Mode 9 Vs Muna by slimyem: 9:50pm On May 09, 2012
NSNA: Now we know about RMG company
.....and that's the idea!
RomanceRe: Did I Cheat On Him by slimyem: 8:43pm On May 09, 2012
[quote author=OK/2/NV]If during the process of kissing him you accidentally bumped on the xerox machine which swayed and hit a monitor on the table, which then crashed on the floor with the cables wrapping round your waste giving you a slight electric shock which made you scream "take it off"! To which he gladly ripped off your skirt and in the process he bumped his head against the table and fell, to which you rushed over him asking him if he is ok, (mind you, you are wearing just your panties) and his bulging member some how brushes on your crotch and at that moment you just couldn't help it and it happened that you rode him hard... then i guess it's an accident and hence no cheating.[/quote]what a description!
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Like Formings?? by slimyem: 8:27pm On May 09, 2012
nasty45: Women act like they dont lyk sth eg D!KKK but wen u start digin dem de want more?de shd stop actin and let a brother knw wen de are hornnny....plssss
Unadulterated Bullshit!!cheesy
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Guy, Must I Confess? by slimyem: 8:25pm On May 09, 2012
sexiestharam: I really wonder why people actually reply ur post. Efulefu is lefulefu
and he is a guy for goodness sake. Stop all these fabricated stories. undecided
no be only you dey wonder...
I'm lolling at peeps actually giving the op advice!
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: Marriage Palaver by slimyem: 8:22pm On May 09, 2012
must you remain?
Come back home jor!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by slimyem: 4:32pm On May 09, 2012
*runs to get a rope to tie benny >>>before he strips naked and runs into the market*
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Employ Your Ex-Girlfriend To Work In Your Company ? by slimyem: 4:28pm On May 09, 2012
Are you sure there are no secret intentions behind your kind gesture?
Are you sure she has moved on just like you claimed to have?
Are you sure there are no hidden sparks between you two?
...the above are questions you need to ask yourself and answer truthfully before making your decision....
Otherwise,if you can,find her a job elsewhereif you are so keen on helping her!
Goodluck!
RomanceRe: Mother Wants Love Potion Be Used On Her Daughter. by slimyem: 12:14pm On May 09, 2012
smh!
RomanceRe: Is This The Real Reason For A Break Up by slimyem: 9:18am On May 09, 2012
Sijo01: Flimsy excuse!
and this is the only explanation!
RomanceRe: Dating A Guy Abroad by slimyem: 9:15am On May 09, 2012
and me...
0802538903452169.
Expecting your call!
Muaaaaaaah!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by slimyem: 7:30am On May 09, 2012
nice joke!
Twitched my lips just a little...
RomanceRe: He’s Wonderful & Wants To Marry Me, But He Doesn’t Know I Was A Prostitute by slimyem: 10:35pm On May 08, 2012
why not just tell him the truth and deal with the consequences thereafter?
A relationship built on lies is a disaster waiiting to happen!
If the guy can forgive her past,fine!
If he can't,fine!
It'll hurt but she would have learnt what it means to be truthful,open and sincere in her next relationship.
Goodluck to her!
FashionRe: South African Star Bleaches Skin (i Was Tired Of Being Ugly) by slimyem: 10:28pm On May 08, 2012
......trouble sleep...yanga go wake am...
Na here wey go dey wey we go dey hear the story nah...cheesy
smh!
RomanceRe: Please What Can I Do by slimyem: 10:16pm On May 08, 2012
oluface: Hello Nairalander...
Please i need advice concerning my relationship with a girl i am dating...
I have been together with this girl for some time and i am thinking of getting marry to the girl...
Now this is the isssue..
This gurl is a nice gurl.. Good looking
i am a muslim (real muslim).
Everybody knows that both in islam and christainity it is against the will of God for a woman to open her hair to the sky or anywher.. Cox it scare Angel away (For real ). Apart from that.. Anywhere prayer is being offered and a lady hair is being open... No angel will come there to take the request (prayer) to almighty Allah...
Now i have tell this girl several time that i dont like seeing her hair open...
And this is the only thing that cause fight between me and her...
She is not willing to abide by what i told her that i want.. Please what can i do... Before i marry her as a wife
laughing so hard i dunno what to say....
Brb!
RomanceRe: How To Seduce A Woman by slimyem: 9:07pm On May 08, 2012
coogar: yemslim.....are you related to 190?
try and take him to synagogue or mountain of fire.
he needs deliverance and a nak[i]e[/i]d dance in yaba market.
we are not related.
I know him as the mallam that collects thrash in a wheel barrow on my street though...and sometimes acts abnormally when he's not pushing his barrow..cheesy
I could inform the landlord's association to do something before his displays on insanity gets over the edge soon.
That's only so much i can do...cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by slimyem: 8:45pm On May 08, 2012
Logic Mind: i feel good today.
it may not last, so....
feeling better than you...
And mine's gon last so....tonguetongue
RomanceRe: Wmen R 2 Blind 2 C De Truth! by slimyem: 8:34pm On May 08, 2012
Henphil: u cnt walk 2 ur destination while closin ur eyes. Wmen r 2 blind 2 c de truth. If they mit a faith nd a k-rin man who giv dem whteva they wants. They wil branded hm "mugu." ( i don cash mugu) dats wht they normaly said. Sorry 2 dat ma frd who fall inlve witut been suss!!
iLm trying hard to make sense of this BLAH but its screaming BLAH!cheesy
...cuz that's what it is...BLAH!
RomanceRe: How To Seduce A Woman by slimyem: 8:30pm On May 08, 2012
coogar: 190 - you disgusting asshat!
3 years later and you are still recto-cranially inverted.
you should have been aborted with 200g of limestone.
shockedshockedshockedshockedshocked
RomanceRe: If Your Papa Begin Cut Eye For Your Babe, Wetin You Go Do Na? by slimyem: 8:28pm On May 08, 2012
lmao@replies!
Smh@op!cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Have U Got A Crush On? (mine Is Really Funny!) by slimyem: 5:01pm On May 08, 2012
mmmmmhn....here's smelling like some lesbos are around...
Mmmmmmmmmmmnh..cheesy
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by slimyem: 4:50pm On May 08, 2012
Idowuogbo: Oloshi! Omo inugo

Lie say u no miss gbaskimacious Badosky cheesy grin
idiota,i miss you nah...
How dm take release you sef?
You bribe them with punny shey?cheesycheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by slimyem: 4:41pm On May 08, 2012
Idowuogbo: Dem go sound u one day

Ara gba ndi ara Oshi! grin
who let the dog out?cheesy
i know you've been unchained.no need blowing in that horn..u hear?
Welcome!cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Guys Not Giving Ladies The Real "Jesus Love"? by slimyem: 4:28pm On May 08, 2012
Blackteeth: They said Jesus showed humanity the ultimate kind of love by dieing on the cross for us. Bearing that in my mind, there seems to be a similarity when considering the security man role the male folks play. Its been our duty to risk our lives to protect ladies whenever danger lurks around. A lot of guys have lost their lives while playing this role. Even the familiar phrase "women and children first" is part of the example. So are we not giving ladies the ultimate love? What kind of love do they ask for when we actually give them the "jesus love"? What do ladies do for men in their role list that compares to men playing the security personnel with their lives at stake?
Ladies should stop insulting us here pleaseeee.
WTF is this BLAH?
RomanceRe: Who Have U Got A Crush On? (mine Is Really Funny!) by slimyem: 4:24pm On May 08, 2012
errrrrrrm.....brb!
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by slimyem: 4:23pm On May 08, 2012
Logic Mind: op, listen. Although this is slightly different from your situation but it may help you in your ultimate decision.
My former gf aborted my baby without telling me. I later learnt through one of her friends. The thing is I was actually happy then that she did it because I wasn't at all ready for a family life. Was still a student and living with my parents.
However here I am years later and there is no single day that passes without me thinking about my dead child, wondering what he/she could have looked like; wondering if he/she suffered; actually missing my baby.
I have other children mind you, but I will give anything to go back in time and stop that girl from aborting my baby.
I think you do not want to abort the child which is why you told your boyfriend about it but you are now having double minds. I can't tell you what to do vis-a-vis your parents because I don't know them and different people react differently to this type of situation but know that the more people you tell, if you eventually abort, the more people will miss the child and hate you in return.
So before telling anyone else, make up your mind first. If you decide to abort, shut up and do it, but know you will miss the baby for the rest of your life. If you decide to keep it, tell only those that love you most and be strong. Mentally.
first time you making sense ever!
Oya,clap for yourself!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Men Of Nowadays And Their Underwears by slimyem: 4:18pm On May 08, 2012
honeric01: sorry but men don't leak, only women do, besides most of my boxers are white so its easy to spot when dirty.
stoooory!cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Seduce A Woman by slimyem: 4:15pm On May 08, 2012
op,forget all those stories!
If a man aint got seductive swags,he aint got it!
No short-cuts around it!
RomanceRe: Baby I Dont Hate You But I Cant Date You... by slimyem: 3:59pm On May 08, 2012
marvelck: Baby I dont Hate You But I cant Date You...this is when an ex is trying to come back after a break-up. it could either be a guy or a lady. who is reluctant to let go of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, despite the fact the other person has since moved on or is not interested in getting back together. there are some ex who do all they can to come back into the life of their ex partner (boyfriend or girlfriend). by being over nice to him or her, always by her side whenever he hears she's ill or in need, by calling her regularly, checking on her or by using gifts to try to buy his way back into her heart (especially in the case of a guy). But despite all of this, he or she may still not be able to win an ex back. either due to the pain of the past or cos the girl is no longer interested in him, has since moved on/ with a better partner. we do have cases like this, where you see an ex doing his or her best to make up and restart a dead relationship despite the refusal of the other person. like the case of Benson, who after being left by his girlfriend Onome, he still didn't want to let her go. He begged her, sent emissaries to her and also made a lot of promises to her, but yet Onome refused to take him back. she still liked him though but maybe has her personal reasons for refusing to get back together with him. the best thing for the guy to do in a case like this, is to just let her go. cos in most cases, when you force someone via any means to come back to you, against his or her wish or reluctantly, you are only inviting more trouble for yourself and also for the relationship you are hoping to start again with an ex. My advice is for one to just let go. and like they say " there are many fishes (even golden ones) in the river"
.....blah blah blah...
Now,what?
FamilyRe: Your Advice! by slimyem: 3:56pm On May 08, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]It is when things like this happen, that's when you know the people that truly love you and care for you. . . Young lady, you are still under the law of your parents. You are still 23 and your life and future are head. Don.t ruin it by aborting the baby. Unforeseen occurrences and complications could arise from the abortion. You may lose your womb and worse off, that st[i]u[/i]pid boy you call your boyfriend will leave you for someone else. He's not ready to be a father, but he readily impregnated you. Can you see how much he loves you? Smh. Whether you abort it or not, whether you keep it or not, whether you die as a result of the abortion or not, whether you lose your womb or not, he doesn't care! It's up to you now. But you don't have to face this alone. If you want to eat this cake and have it, i suggest you go meet the people who love you unconditionally. . .Your parents!
Yes. It sounds scary. But then, look on the bright side. They are more experienced, and will know what to do. They will be angry and disappointed at you and your behavior, they may make you miss a school year, they may embarrass you, but they still love you. They will do all this because of the shame and embarrassment + disappointment you have caused them. They will never ask you to abort. They'll ask you to keep the baby. Mind you, how remorseful you are will be called into play. You are on the wrong, so when your parents are scolding you, keep your mouth SHUT! Beg them for forgiveness. Accept responsibility for you mistakes. Their minds will soften and when you have put to bed, you'll have parents that'll help you take care of your baby when you need to finish your education.

You've made a mistake. It can't be undone. Pls don't make another mistake by aborting. That guy asking you to abort doesn't love you and you know it. Ladies should learn from this. Love is not all about the sex and the pleasures of sex. When matters arise that tests that love, what happens? When you are in school, face your studies. That's why you are in school, not to have reckless sex like rabbits do. angry Yetunde, it would even be more embarrassing when you abort and complications arise. Your parents will still come to bail you out. Nothing remains hidden forever. if you think you can hide this from your parents, slap yourself to reality, cos you CAN'T! The best thing to do is TELL THEM before someone else does. This is the most sane advice anyone can give you. If you were my sister, i'd have told you the same!
[/color][/quote]lmao@predicting the actions of the op's parent when they get to know of the pregnancy...
I bet you've not heard of parents who take their daughters to the hospital and pay for the abortion themselves!
Smh!
In my own opinion.op is an adult and as such is in a position to make her own decisions and stand firmly by them with or without her parents!

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