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NSNA: Now we know about RMG company.....and that's the idea! |
[quote author=OK/2/NV]If during the process of kissing him you accidentally bumped on the xerox machine which swayed and hit a monitor on the table, which then crashed on the floor with the cables wrapping round your waste giving you a slight electric shock which made you scream "take it off"! To which he gladly ripped off your skirt and in the process he bumped his head against the table and fell, to which you rushed over him asking him if he is ok, (mind you, you are wearing just your panties) and his bulging member some how brushes on your crotch and at that moment you just couldn't help it and it happened that you rode him hard... then i guess it's an accident and hence no cheating.[/quote]what a description! |
nasty45: Women act like they dont lyk sth eg D!KKK but wen u start digin dem de want more?de shd stop actin and let a brother knw wen de are hornnny....plssssUnadulterated Bullshit!! ![]() |
sexiestharam: I really wonder why people actually reply ur post. Efulefu is lefulefuno be only you dey wonder... I'm lolling at peeps actually giving the op advice! Nonsense! |
must you remain? Come back home jor! ![]() ![]() |
*runs to get a rope to tie benny >>>before he strips naked and runs into the market* |
Are you sure there are no secret intentions behind your kind gesture? Are you sure she has moved on just like you claimed to have? Are you sure there are no hidden sparks between you two? ...the above are questions you need to ask yourself and answer truthfully before making your decision.... Otherwise,if you can,find her a job elsewhereif you are so keen on helping her! Goodluck! |
smh! |
Sijo01: Flimsy excuse!and this is the only explanation! |
and me... 0802538903452169. Expecting your call! Muaaaaaaah! |
nice joke! Twitched my lips just a little... |
why not just tell him the truth and deal with the consequences thereafter? A relationship built on lies is a disaster waiiting to happen! If the guy can forgive her past,fine! If he can't,fine! It'll hurt but she would have learnt what it means to be truthful,open and sincere in her next relationship. Goodluck to her! |
......trouble sleep...yanga go wake am... Na here wey go dey wey we go dey hear the story nah... ![]() smh! |
oluface: Hello Nairalander...laughing so hard i dunno what to say.... Brb! |
coogar: yemslim.....are you related to 190?we are not related. I know him as the mallam that collects thrash in a wheel barrow on my street though...and sometimes acts abnormally when he's not pushing his barrow.. ![]() I could inform the landlord's association to do something before his displays on insanity gets over the edge soon. That's only so much i can do... ![]() ![]() |
Logic Mind: i feel good today.feeling better than you... And mine's gon last so.... ![]() ![]() |
Henphil: u cnt walk 2 ur destination while closin ur eyes. Wmen r 2 blind 2 c de truth. If they mit a faith nd a k-rin man who giv dem whteva they wants. They wil branded hm "mugu." ( i don cash mugu) dats wht they normaly said. Sorry 2 dat ma frd who fall inlve witut been suss!!iLm trying hard to make sense of this BLAH but its screaming BLAH! ![]() ...cuz that's what it is...BLAH! |
coogar: 190 - you disgusting asshat! |
lmao@replies! Smh@op! ![]() |
mmmmmhn....here's smelling like some lesbos are around... Mmmmmmmmmmmnh.. ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Oloshi! Omo inugoidiota,i miss you nah... How dm take release you sef? You bribe them with punny shey? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Dem go sound u one daywho let the dog out? ![]() i know you've been unchained.no need blowing in that horn..u hear? Welcome! ![]() |
Blackteeth: They said Jesus showed humanity the ultimate kind of love by dieing on the cross for us. Bearing that in my mind, there seems to be a similarity when considering the security man role the male folks play. Its been our duty to risk our lives to protect ladies whenever danger lurks around. A lot of guys have lost their lives while playing this role. Even the familiar phrase "women and children first" is part of the example. So are we not giving ladies the ultimate love? What kind of love do they ask for when we actually give them the "jesus love"? What do ladies do for men in their role list that compares to men playing the security personnel with their lives at stake?WTF is this BLAH? |
errrrrrrm.....brb! |
Logic Mind: op, listen. Although this is slightly different from your situation but it may help you in your ultimate decision.first time you making sense ever! Oya,clap for yourself! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
honeric01: sorry but men don't leak, only women do, besides most of my boxers are white so its easy to spot when dirty.stoooory! ![]() |
op,forget all those stories! If a man aint got seductive swags,he aint got it! No short-cuts around it! |
marvelck: Baby I dont Hate You But I cant Date You...this is when an ex is trying to come back after a break-up. it could either be a guy or a lady. who is reluctant to let go of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, despite the fact the other person has since moved on or is not interested in getting back together. there are some ex who do all they can to come back into the life of their ex partner (boyfriend or girlfriend). by being over nice to him or her, always by her side whenever he hears she's ill or in need, by calling her regularly, checking on her or by using gifts to try to buy his way back into her heart (especially in the case of a guy). But despite all of this, he or she may still not be able to win an ex back. either due to the pain of the past or cos the girl is no longer interested in him, has since moved on/ with a better partner. we do have cases like this, where you see an ex doing his or her best to make up and restart a dead relationship despite the refusal of the other person. like the case of Benson, who after being left by his girlfriend Onome, he still didn't want to let her go. He begged her, sent emissaries to her and also made a lot of promises to her, but yet Onome refused to take him back. she still liked him though but maybe has her personal reasons for refusing to get back together with him. the best thing for the guy to do in a case like this, is to just let her go. cos in most cases, when you force someone via any means to come back to you, against his or her wish or reluctantly, you are only inviting more trouble for yourself and also for the relationship you are hoping to start again with an ex. My advice is for one to just let go. and like they say " there are many fishes (even golden ones) in the river".....blah blah blah... Now,what? |
[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]It is when things like this happen, that's when you know the people that truly love you and care for you. . . Young lady, you are still under the law of your parents. You are still 23 and your life and future are head. Don.t ruin it by aborting the baby. Unforeseen occurrences and complications could arise from the abortion. You may lose your womb and worse off, that st[i]u[/i]pid boy you call your boyfriend will leave you for someone else. He's not ready to be a father, but he readily impregnated you. Can you see how much he loves you? Smh. Whether you abort it or not, whether you keep it or not, whether you die as a result of the abortion or not, whether you lose your womb or not, he doesn't care! It's up to you now. But you don't have to face this alone. If you want to eat this cake and have it, i suggest you go meet the people who love you unconditionally. . .Your parents! Yes. It sounds scary. But then, look on the bright side. They are more experienced, and will know what to do. They will be angry and disappointed at you and your behavior, they may make you miss a school year, they may embarrass you, but they still love you. They will do all this because of the shame and embarrassment + disappointment you have caused them. They will never ask you to abort. They'll ask you to keep the baby. Mind you, how remorseful you are will be called into play. You are on the wrong, so when your parents are scolding you, keep your mouth SHUT! Beg them for forgiveness. Accept responsibility for you mistakes. Their minds will soften and when you have put to bed, you'll have parents that'll help you take care of your baby when you need to finish your education. You've made a mistake. It can't be undone. Pls don't make another mistake by aborting. That guy asking you to abort doesn't love you and you know it. Ladies should learn from this. Love is not all about the sex and the pleasures of sex. When matters arise that tests that love, what happens? When you are in school, face your studies. That's why you are in school, not to have reckless sex like rabbits do. Yetunde, it would even be more embarrassing when you abort and complications arise. Your parents will still come to bail you out. Nothing remains hidden forever. if you think you can hide this from your parents, slap yourself to reality, cos you CAN'T! The best thing to do is TELL THEM before someone else does. This is the most sane advice anyone can give you. If you were my sister, i'd have told you the same![/color][/quote]lmao@predicting the actions of the op's parent when they get to know of the pregnancy...I bet you've not heard of parents who take their daughters to the hospital and pay for the abortion themselves! Smh! In my own opinion.op is an adult and as such is in a position to make her own decisions and stand firmly by them with or without her parents! |
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Yetunde, it would even be more embarrassing when you abort and complications arise. Your parents will still come to bail you out. Nothing remains hidden forever. if you think you can hide this from your parents, slap yourself to reality, cos you CAN'T! The best thing to do is TELL THEM before someone else does. This is the most sane advice anyone can give you. If you were my sister, i'd have told you the same!