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RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by slimyem: 7:27pm On May 20, 2012
*yawns*
when is this story ending?cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: How Does He Convince Her To Marry Him? by slimyem: 2:58pm On May 20, 2012
drnoel: hmm, maybe my opinion won´t count but I would like to findout her reason first. Besides, have spoken 2 my wife already and she will soften her up for me to be able to get in2 the lady´s head.
she didnt tell her bf her reason and you are sure she'd tell you?
And your wife would soften her up?
Really?
I guess not every girl is as uncomprosing as me sha......
Once more,goodluck!
RomanceRe: Did You Pop The Question To Him? by slimyem: 2:28pm On May 20, 2012
pop fire!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: How Does He Convince Her To Marry Him? by slimyem: 2:23pm On May 20, 2012
i'm sure the girl has a STRONG reason for refusing to accept his proposal and i don't think it is in your place to convince her to accept!
I want to believe your opinion or involvement in this case wouldnt count.
Leave the two to sort their issues and work it out.
All you can do is support whatever decision they both settle for!
Goodluck!
RomanceRe: His Girlfriend Did HIV Test On Him Without Permission by slimyem: 2:17pm On May 20, 2012
spikes C: i don't know of the op lying but it is possible. its not a must to get a person's blood by long syringes. There's actually a punch syringe i know of, lets dips in and gets a little of the blood. definitely enough for an HIV test
yeah!
Its quite possible with the punch syringe.
The guy would hardly know anything touched him especially if he's a deep sleeper.
If this story is true,it was wrong on the girl's part..really wrong!
RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by slimyem: 2:02pm On May 20, 2012
BolaBankole: The race to marry a BIG BOY is what's now in vogue. Most ladies nowadays can't function if there is no cash involved. The urge for material things has changed the STORY OF LOVE. Never make money your only priority when choosing your spouse. There's more to marriage than money alone. A man with good heart is better than a rich man with the heart of beast. Most women say they want security in life so they won't date the poor. If he's not rich today doesn't mean he will be poor for life. The happiness and security of your life is your responsibility. Those who choose never to endure at all may have to suffer for long. Getting married to the rich doesn't guarantee happiness in life. HAPPINESS IS PRICELESS. Perhaps those who say they will rather cry inside a Mercedes than laughing on a bicycle have never experienced pain in their life. Some relationship mistakes can cause life regret. WOMEN OF VIRTUE don't date for cash. They work hard and pray to GOD to make them rich and give them a good partner in life. IF IT DOESN'T COUNT, DON'T LOOSE THE COUNT. Many young women have blindly turned themselves to TEST DRIVE VEHICLE for the love of material things. Don't spoil your tomorrow today. What qualifies you as a great woman is not in designer shoes and bags. It's in your good heart, good characters and real personality. When a real man finds a wife in you he will never let you go. It's funny how material women blame men for breaking their heart. A man who wins your love with cash may not stay for long. Real men don't settle down with fake women. THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN FIND A FAKE WOMAN IS TEMPORARILY IN THE HEART OF A FOOLISH MAN,BUT WHEN THE FOOLISH BECOMES WISE,THE WISE PERSON IS IN SERIOUS PROBLEMS. Looking for a real man when you are fake is like looking for a LIVE FISH IN THE FOREST. There is nothing in life that is not a risk. Same goes to men too. Dey want to date a rich man's daughter all because of properties. Happy Sunday Pals.
story story....
Once upon a time...
RomanceRe: Seun, When Is It Happening? by slimyem: 12:57pm On May 20, 2012
ayobase: After reading the story,what
came to my mind instantly
was Seun.

Now that Mark has married,
so when is Seun's?

And pls, we dont want it on
a ''low key''.....I gez dats y u dnt
wanna rush it.

I dnt know abt other Nler,
but I do wanna be there.

I can vouch for 190, Dudem,
Slimyem (masker), idowuogbo,
Naijasexy?,beaf,born2fuck,freecocoa,
dondo8,ijebabe,beaf,dyt,killz?,...........

Pls,in order to know how many
bags or rice,do include ur name if u wanna attend.

Wait a minute, Seun u don
marry so?
Mr man,wetin i dey mask?
...and WTF is 'masker'?cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigeria Girls Always Reduce Their Age And Guys Increasing Theirs? by slimyem: 12:52pm On May 20, 2012
anyone who does that is simply fooling nobody but himself/herself!
There's no point worrying my head of the WHY?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My Problems (PART 7) by slimyem: 8:58am On May 20, 2012
smh @ yaba left patients now running all over NL...
Smh!
RomanceRe: Agony Of A Frustrated Man by slimyem: 8:47am On May 20, 2012
[quote author=OK/2/NV][size=15pt]Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will phuckin' choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the forest and not that Ikea b@tch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a phucking horse. Then I'd pull you out, you'd be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you'd start to cry. Then I'd just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80's movies with Mel Gibson, or Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that's running b1tch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude's face and just come in and whisper in the guy's ear nice and calmly. That's what I'd do to you, as you're struggling to breath, I'd put my head right next to your ear and just be like [size=20pt]"If you ever post in this section again, I will 4ucking kill you. You understand me?[/size] The only reason you're not dead right now is because I haven't figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your phucking baby fat and the top of your 4ucking head and I will throw you upside down through a window" As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I'm goin take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your phucking face. That's what I'll do if you ever post here again.[/size][/quote]HOLY LAWD cheesycheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: A Girl Being Too Tall Is A Disadvantage,nl Over 6ft Girls,what's Ur Experience? by slimyem: 10:38pm On May 19, 2012
tashanja: Well if its was up to me I'd say you are lying because I really love tall (slim) girls - even tall as NEPA pole, no problem. cheesy

I'm 6ft 2" but unfortunately never seem to have much luck with tall babes, only with the average/shorter ones.
Have always been yearning for a compatible tall girl who would match my frame and who I wouldn't have to stoop down to kiss, or during bleeping having to giraffe my neck in order to get to her titties and nipples; since with a tall babe I imagine everything will align in place and all I'll need to do is just open my mouth - and viola, its feeding bottle time tongue

Anyway sha, for now, all these tall leggy iyanga lepas, make una watch out because one of these days one of una go fall grin
....una go fear explanation nah....cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Where Is Fickle? by slimyem: 10:34pm On May 19, 2012
[quote author=onyeka.o]coogar u r not good at dis.
enuf with d games angry
do members need to create new accounts to diss each other?
every single member on dis romance sec r bloody hypocrites[/quote]coogar?
Seriously?cheesycheesycheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by slimyem: 10:30pm On May 19, 2012
goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
RomanceRe: UNBELIEVABLE!!! Guy Buys Drink For Girlfriend And Finds... by slimyem: 3:49pm On May 19, 2012
DailyNews: Lolz...very funny indeed! Honestly, its a hard decision to make...lol...maybe they are meant to be, and the crown prize was meant to assist their love life financially, so I would suggest they get together forever! @guys, even though it sounds like a ferry tale, or its a cock & bull story, it is somewhat entertaining & humorous, so don't fight the poster, and remember, it is possible- it can happen in real life so lets not dispute that fact.

Finally, I love the way u guys turned the whole gist into a poetry work...pls keep it coming; maintain the poetry flow....lol...enjoying it! Nice work @killz, ijebabe, achi4u, etc...more pls...lol
you don spoil the story with your epistle already...cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Lets Tie Our Love In A Doubble Nut by slimyem: 1:23pm On May 19, 2012
Nairaboi: @ all who deem it fit to insult. Am looking forward to the day a nairalander would be name best English speaker. Wtf! The post was to relate a message, and this was done. So wtf are u dudes n bitches picking holes in it for?
if the op's narration sounds like english to you,you are [size=32pt]DUMB!!!![/size]
RomanceRe: Ways To Meet A Billionaire by slimyem: 1:16pm On May 19, 2012
^with dreams and hopes of a good life...
RomanceRe: Ways To Meet A Billionaire by slimyem: 1:15pm On May 19, 2012
^and the will to live humbly with it...
RomanceRe: Who Would You Like To Meet On Nairaland? by slimyem: 1:10pm On May 19, 2012
i'm trying to think of who i'd love to meet and honestly,NO ONE is in my head...cheesycheesycheesy
NO ONE!
RomanceRe: To The Guys, Ladies Also Invited! by slimyem: 1:29am On May 19, 2012
Goldieluks: the most painful aspect of it is that your name comes with 'Gold' grin cheesy angry
na that one pain you pass eh?
Lmaocheesy
RomanceRe: UNBELIEVABLE!!! Guy Buys Drink For Girlfriend And Finds... by slimyem: 1:23am On May 19, 2012
Dat fine boy: Just like
an young guy would do,
this guy buys a bottle of soft drink for his
babe who came visiting.
To his utter amazement,they find out the crown cork was a winning crown in a promo,to the tune of a million naire.
This guy love dis girl die bt d crown is causing problems.
If na u wetin u go do?
story story....
Once upon a time....cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Isn't Picking My Calls!!!! by slimyem: 1:21am On May 19, 2012
Cases like these make me question if women are really more complicated than men....
Everything's all good..and before you know it,poof!..they start acting up!
@Op,hang in there a little while...send him a text message once or twice so it doesnt seem like you care less...watch his reactions and if they don't appear promising,find closure within yourself and walk away!
Hard but you'll survive!
RomanceRe: When He Call Someone Wify by slimyem: 1:10am On May 19, 2012
Fischer1987: Hi I like to know if its normal he call someone in he's family wify.he post on someone pic.saying. my wify.i
Ask hem he say is the like that in Nigeria with family. N
i'm trying hard to make sense of this blah...
Is the person a member of his family really?
If she is a wife to his uncle or brother or cousin,its understandable!
Some relations call wives of other relations that and its no biggie!
However,if you are SURE the person is not a member of his family then do the below..
MRbrownJAY: lol!!!! you better wake up and smell the coffee!!!!
RomanceRe: Agony Of A Frustrated Man by slimyem: 9:19pm On May 18, 2012
All he can do right now is hope and work towards thing getting better for him.
He can make decisions from then.
'if you can't get the sword yet,you dare not ask what killed your father'-yoruba saying!
RomanceRe: Lets Tie Our Love In A Doubble Nut by slimyem: 9:05pm On May 18, 2012
[quote author=Moh!]must females of this computer world have to realise that moni is not evrytin, my best friend who just got wedded last yr is finking of getting married again wit the same wife cos the babe left hme for almost a mnth only for ma dude to findout that his so call wife was lodging wit anoda man.
My dude love his wife very much n jst last wik he said he wants anoda weddin wit same babe to tie dier love in a doubble nut.

Pls i nid an advise on wat to tell him cos he is driven me crazy wit his weddin plans[/quote]Would you please re-explain this nonsense in simple and correct English?
RomanceRe: Why Do Naija Mums Always Say 'fine Boy'? by slimyem: 9:03pm On May 18, 2012
london2lasgidi: I dunno but it seems it's naija thing because every naija mum I meet calls me 'fine boy'. Is that a new form of salutation in naija?.. I'm not being corky, but I'm just blushing at the compliment. grin

I guess I won't have problems with naija girls when I hit the big las gidi. grin
two words-[size=32pt]GROW UP!![/size]
RomanceRe: The Reasons Why Some Girls Cheat On Their Boyfriends... by slimyem: 9:00pm On May 18, 2012
i'll be damned if i read the nonsense up there!cheesy
RomanceRe: To The Guys, Ladies Also Invited! by slimyem: 8:44pm On May 18, 2012
Nikky Gold: Guys, seriously, what do you do when you get to your girl's house & she's washing/ironing?
is this even a question?? huh
Smh!

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