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RomanceRe: Mrbrownjay....r U An Edo Guy? by slimyem: 1:39pm On May 14, 2012
MRbrownJAY: BWAAAAAAAH!!!! see thread about MBJ!, Kai!!! i am Sudanese now?! lol!
i havent been on NL as much lately as i am currently relocating, so let me get right into the action:

A) my parents are Yoruba, although i have never lived in 9ja (extended holidays only), although not that this should make any difference whatsoever on NL.

B) 24yrs old, oh lawd!!! as i have stated before, i am in my late 30s. i have a son who is 21yrs old for crying out loud, simply do the math and see if being 24 is remotely possible (yes i had my first child when i was very young)!!!

C) whatever BS photo Edward the scammer posted is clearly a joke. i know you are upset because i busted your [b]a[/b]ss on that other thread, and you are trying your hardest to get back at me but dont dull bro, that is life!!! since you are clearly lacking in Internet skills, let me help you, here is my pics below. i have never been afraid of showing my photos on NL since i am not a scammer like yourself, and the older NLers have seen it thousand of times before. duh!!!1

btw: stop trying to get my attention by creating fake profiles and asking for my email on every other thread i have posted (or asking for NL friends request), i am smarter than that son.
INTERESTING!!!cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Yab Pass & Who's D Mst Yabbed?. by slimyem: 9:58pm On May 13, 2012
undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: My Book Of Bible Stories. by slimyem(op): 5:34pm On May 13, 2012
bennyraz: the concept, the theories points to argument of jehovah witness. One thing abt it is dat d pictures were fascinating. Did u read pinnochio too?
oh well....
And the pictures sure made it all easy and interesting...
...i didnt watch pinnochio,no!
RomanceRe: How To Get The Girl If She's Already In A Relationship by slimyem: 11:42am On May 13, 2012
nice points!
....but the AIM at which its directed at is so LAME!
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Being Annoying! by slimyem: 8:27am On May 13, 2012
joeydozzy: He just asked for advice. What do you need head out trail for when there's the body?
....and when the body is all bungled?
RomanceRe: True Love Is Sweet by slimyem: 8:13am On May 13, 2012
Duh!!
Christianity EtcRe: My Book Of Bible Stories. by slimyem(op): 8:04am On May 13, 2012
bennyraz: @slimyem.. Kai. Down memory lanes. Then i had my book of bible stories, Aladin, snow white and the 7 dwarfs, beauty and the beast e.t.c. But My book of bible stories was very interesting. Later in future, i had a thought it was a jehovah's witness book cuz christ was nailed on a stalk.
yeah!
Read all of those books too.
Dunno about this being a Jehova's witness book though..
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Being Annoying! by slimyem: 7:56am On May 13, 2012
190: I've been with this girl for four months now... I do really like her and care about her a lot.

But it seems like as if she's always trying to find a way to annoy me. I normally try to ignore it, but... over time it is starting to really eating away at me.

For example, when we first got together, she would give out her # to any guys and then have the guys text her and she'd lead them on for a bit then tell them she's not interested and show me the whole thing. She then would get upset if guys doesn't stop texting her. Sometime it get so bad that she would be more focus on texting with them after I told her to just cut it out.
This have led me to told her I'm done with her and after a few days we finally got this resolved.


Now she would do things like text me just to say hi and if I reply, she'd just keep say hi no matter what until I ask her what's going on then she'd just stop replying.
Sometime when I'm on facebook, I'd send her a instant message if I see she's on. She'd say hi then sign off for no reason and avoid answering question.
Sometime if I try to ask her what's going on with something minor, she'd make a big ridiculous lie that she know I wouldn't buy. Here's a example:
Me: Seeing a brand new shoes in the box "nice shoes, when did you got that?"
Her: "Oh that shoes? Um... I don't remember" while giggling like crazy

Sometime if I try to ask her something, she'd just completely dodge the question. Also she would sometime try to arouse me only to kill the mood on purpose just to laugh about it.

Well I can write a book, but basically she would do lot of minor things that is annoying. I normally don't make a big deal about it, but I'm just getting to the point where I don't even want to be with her any more.

But before I make any action... Do anyone know why a girl would do this? What's the accomplishment of doing such thing? And no she's not some teenager, she's in mid 20s!

Yes I have tried to talk to her and she just get really upset and her feel hurt and claim she's just try to have fun and joking.
Honestly it is getting to the point where I cannot even really take anything she say seriously any more.
blah blah blah....
No head,no tail!
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Date A Loud Girl? by slimyem: 7:41am On May 13, 2012
afam4eva: I like loud girls considering the fact that I'm the direct opposite.[b]I can't even initiate or maintain a conversation to save my life, [/b]so I need a talkative around.
Big deal!cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Bring To The Table, Really? by slimyem: 10:41pm On May 12, 2012
cowgurl: Hey Kevin_II, suprised to see u on hia. But didn't u tell Jaybee u wer leaving nairaland 4 gud? Or did Seun beg u not to?
lmaocheesycheesy
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Bring To The Table, Really? by slimyem: 10:25pm On May 12, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]And I'm very serious about this.
I asked this girl I'm seeing (who's quarter to being dumped really) that question and hear what she said:

1. Sex, good sex - biatch pls. I can get better with a love peddler
2. Mother to your children in future - in which life? shocked shocked
3. Take care of your home - i have been a bachelor for 3 years. I think i have done a good job taking care of my home.

At this point she goes silent. What else? I ask. What else do you want? She retorted, matter of factly. In my mind I smh. She has no clue, this one. How sad. Meanwhile we had spent the last hour having her list all she expects from me.


So ladies in the house what do you really bring to the table in your relationships? I am waiting for the answer that will make me take notice, not the usual ramblings from the usual suspects. Over to you[/quote]whose fault is it that you have a girl or girls who do not bring ANYTHING to the table?
Whose?
RomanceRe: Is There Any Point Of This Relationship? by slimyem: 9:13pm On May 12, 2012
Missfoxy: Im going through a similar situation. Ive have asked myaelf how did we get to this point but im starting to think it is an ego thing. Whoever said that I believe they are on point. So ive come to.a conclution that a man want to feel like a man. This guy I talked to even told me I dont know wha you are thinking half the time. I did not give it much thought at the time annd I.think he is hurt by my not calling or texting. So I gave him space and realizes I have to be women enough to approach the situation with caution. I do believe this is not the time to express jow u feel to hi. Youll only.be looking for a fight. If u believe hes a good.man hold onbecause men are hard to.come by. Hes looking for ways to push you away. Dont give into it. Hp
swallowing bullshit just 'cause you have to be with a d1ck?
Smh!
maam,sorry to say buh with this mentality of yours,you are on a loooooooooong thing!
Stop slumbering and wake up!
Christianity EtcRe: My Book Of Bible Stories. by slimyem(op): 7:55pm On May 12, 2012
rastamouse: This brings back nostalgic memories. It was a great book! But wait a min, where have they gone to?
i wonder bro!
Christianity EtcMy Book Of Bible Stories. by slimyem(op): 6:55pm On May 12, 2012
Anyone read or remembers this book?
As a kid,i had my earliest knowledge of the bible from it.
Did you?

Music/RadioRe: New Video: Sandalili Ft Terry G - YQ by slimyem: 6:36pm On May 12, 2012
saw this bullshit on TV a few hrs ago!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Am Two Years Older Than by slimyem: 6:27pm On May 12, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]yes i can grin grin
old girls feeling insecure. you don too tey for market sotey market don close. go home, e go better lipsrsealed[/quote][size=20pt]BABBLES!![/size]
RomanceRe: What Three Characteristics Make Someone Beautiful? by slimyem: 5:05pm On May 12, 2012
Super1759: U must be very ugly.seriosly.
Super1759: People like you spend your savings in marykay and all that after all you wor-wor pass devil.you don't know what beauty is all about.
Bingo!!
Monkey,infact chimpanzee!!!
African e.mbecile!!
lmao!cheesy
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Am Two Years Older Than by slimyem: 4:28pm On May 12, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]everything

bro u better ditch her shaperly. by the time you are 40 and she is 38 she will look like your elder sis. at 50 and 48 it will be worse - she will look like your mom. at 60 and 58 even worse - she will look like your granny. you should marry a girl you are at least 6 years older than. that is why you should get to 29-31 b4 you marry so she will be 23-25. a whisper is enuff for the wise[/quote]....and all this is just YOUR OPINION wich you can't shove down anyone's throat!
RomanceRe: How Do You Find A Good / Nice Girl? by slimyem: 4:18pm On May 12, 2012
you've NEVER met any nice girl?
Seriously?
Not even your sisters,'girl'-friends or cousins are nice?
Huh?
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Am Two Years Older Than by slimyem: 4:06pm On May 12, 2012
BigTom: pls nlanders i need ur advise urgently. I love my girlfriend bt am scared of the two years age gap. Wat shud i do
.....and what's wrong with being two years older than your gf?
Huh?
RomanceRe: Is There Any Point Of This Relationship? by slimyem: 4:04pm On May 12, 2012
that's one big self-centred man you got there!
Just end that shite and move on!
He'll come running back soon enough...and when he does,throw him to trash!
Leave no space for nonsense!
RomanceRe: What To Say When U First Meet A Girl! by slimyem: 1:22pm On May 12, 2012
.......blah blah blah blah!
Duh!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Busty Girl Is My Favourite,if u re one text me.08094420092 by slimyem: 1:18pm On May 12, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]Dem say busty girls B-U-S-T-Y, not girls with bone for yansh. which letter in busty do you not understand?[/quote]I have finally noticed you...
You can now get the rest you so badly need!
Ode!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Busty Girl Is My Favourite,if u re one text me.08094420092 by slimyem: 12:35pm On May 12, 2012
^^[size=20pt]SCAMMER!!!![/size]
RomanceRe: Romance Section Why Us? by slimyem: 10:01am On May 12, 2012
FIGHTING is sooo coo!!
Anything otherwise is BORING!
If you nor like am,vamoose!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Want My Idowu by slimyem: 11:27am On May 10, 2012
tellwisdom: Bro are you aware she smokes egbo?? sad sad
cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: If Wishes Were Horses, What Would You Wish For? by slimyem: 10:13pm On May 09, 2012
.....i would wish that you get a brain transplant ASAP!
RomanceRe: When Your Boyfriend Calls Way Too Much, Ladies How Do You Handle This? by slimyem: 10:09pm On May 09, 2012
i do not like not a guy following me around all over the place like i'm his lifeline!
I like my own breathing space and no body or spirit guards!
I guess it all depends on the kind of understanding you have with your partner from the onset of your relationship.....and how you both can manage it!
Excessive and incessant calls/messages is NOT EQUAL to love!
For me,its a high way to the guy getting a PISS OFF!
You can always get to define what suits you!
RomanceRe: I Am A Slucker by slimyem: 9:55pm On May 09, 2012
lmao@thread and replies!cheesy
Slurking indeed!
RomanceRe: Why Are The Girls On Nairaland So Ugly? by slimyem: 9:52pm On May 09, 2012
190: me myself don taya

have u seen slimyem's head!

It looks like Nnewi transformer undecided
i have noticed you!
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