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RomanceRe: Two Wrongs That Makes A Right by slimyem: 6:26pm On May 23, 2012
edetty: Boifrnd cheats on girlfrnd dat he claims to love so dearly,gf badly hurt by dis,also cheats on bf whom she's so crasy abt wit anoda guy wit tears down her chiks,n got bak wit him,cos she cldnt leave him....,4nny romance twist
....and they lived together happily ever after....right?
Fuckers!cheesycheesy
Smh...
RomanceRe: How Long Should U Date A Guy/woman Before Getting Married To The Person? by slimyem: 6:22pm On May 23, 2012
you can't really peg a time to how long courtship should take....
Long courship doesnt guarantee successful marriage...neither does short courship spell disaster in marriage!
You should only get marriedwhen you feel you are ready to accept your partner for who he/she is....tolerate,sacrifice,trust,love and respect him or her FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!
Forum GamesRe: Complete This Sentence: Big Boys Don't ........ by slimyem: 5:52pm On May 23, 2012
smh!
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by slimyem: 5:47pm On May 23, 2012
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RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry This Person? by slimyem: 5:40pm On May 23, 2012
LesbianBoy: Miss yemi, i didnt like what you did yesterday, you didnt ping me again as you promised... why!
hello?
You miss road?cheesycheesy
honeric01: Don't worry, you'd soon be on the family section asking for advice in few years time grin
thank you!
What's next?
RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry This Person? by slimyem: 3:51pm On May 23, 2012
menateg: Leviticus 19:28 is the answer you need.{ye shall not make any cutting in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD} God have mercy
thank you!
What's next?? huh
RomanceRe: I Love Being Alone....yeah, Right! by slimyem: 3:47pm On May 23, 2012
[quote author=Lover_Hater]Where is Slimyem undecided[/quote]how may i help you?? huh
RomanceRe: I Love Being Alone....yeah, Right! by slimyem: 3:46pm On May 23, 2012
queensmith: This op is another enemy of women;

At topic, being alone and being single are 2 different things. I didn't read the bibliography that you've written but I assume you are alone and want to drag content women into your web of unhappiness? Misery loves company they say.

It's very easy to love being single, personas differ. Not every single woman feels the need to cling to a man! Why is that soo difficult to believe.
you should read it all.
Its not what you think it is...
RomanceRe: Help. In Ur Search Of Wife, Can One Stop A Lady U Like On Rd? by slimyem: 1:44pm On May 23, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]+1000. . . Your next[b] BIS subscription bill [/b]is on me. . .[/color][/quote]tautology!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Romance by slimyem: 11:12am On May 23, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030] Look for girls that don't require much money. i.e, pepper sellers, fish mongers and illiterate village girls. . . Everyone deserves some loving. God bless you as you love them. . . [/color][/quote]lmao!cheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Board Following & Member Following: New Nairaland Features by slimyem: 9:43am On May 23, 2012
i'm not interested in following anyboard or anyone in particular...
I just need the notifications coming into my e-mail to [size=30pt]STOP!!![/size]
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Stay Single & What Is Your Record So Far? by slimyem: 9:12am On May 23, 2012
lmao@abominable creatures...
For me,1 year or thereabout is my longest...
RomanceRe: Help. In Ur Search Of Wife, Can One Stop A Lady U Like On Rd? by slimyem: 9:09am On May 23, 2012
you can stop a lady anywhere and talk to her..
Just do it decently and cautiously so you don't piss her off!
RomanceRe: She Doesnt Love Me But She Likes Being Around Me Wat Does Dat Mean by slimyem: 12:04am On May 23, 2012
cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Modern Issues And Modern Women. by slimyem: 11:49pm On May 22, 2012
^lmao
RomanceRe: Bad News!! by slimyem: 11:41pm On May 22, 2012
[quote author=Mr..Cork]where? undecided[/quote]at the marketcheesy
RomanceRe: Modern Issues And Modern Women. by slimyem: 11:39pm On May 22, 2012
....too many questions all at once...
Why not just split it into two or three threads?
#just saying#
RomanceRe: Mamas Boys by slimyem: 11:33pm On May 22, 2012
his peeps are probably not cool with your union...and the reasons are pretty obvious..you are almost two decades older than him,you probably cannot bear him any children and they sure would want him to be with someone more his age.
there are probably no hopes of it getting better...given the circumstances and no point staying in an unhappy marriage.....
Go figure....
RomanceRe: Ladies: If You Meet An Extremely Generous Man, Will You Milk Him Dry? by slimyem: 11:26pm On May 22, 2012
2buff: O gal forget all that noise undecided, just bring your papa credit card come with you on Saturday cheesy

I go pay you back grin
......blah blah blah blah..
Psssh!cheesycheesytonguetongue
RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry This Person? by slimyem: 11:25pm On May 22, 2012
apocalypse: I'll pass
undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry This Person? by slimyem: 11:22pm On May 22, 2012
cantell: Some still live in sisqo era.
undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies: If You Meet An Extremely Generous Man, Will You Milk Him Dry? by slimyem: 11:19pm On May 22, 2012
2buff: Badt girl! cheesy
See am dey preach. Anyway, we suppose go outside go chop on saturday.
I'm pre-emptively letting you know now that there is a very high chance that I will be forgetting my wallet (most likely in the pocket of my other jeans at home or some other likely story) before leaving the house that day. grin

But we still gats to go chop wink
story story....
Oce upon a time....cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies: If You Meet An Extremely Generous Man, Will You Milk Him Dry? by slimyem: 11:05pm On May 22, 2012
2buff: Why you cough first? cheesy
Na nyash you use talk wetin follow abi? grin
you say what?cheesy
please talk some sense!
RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry This Person? by slimyem: 11:00pm On May 22, 2012
apocalypse: I won't date a girl who has tattoos or piercings
aww...you missing!
Piercings are cool...esp. one on the belly buttoncheesycheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tattooed Her Phone With Another Man's Picture by slimyem: 10:48pm On May 22, 2012
...she might just be trying to make you jealous...or taking you for a ride..cheesy
RomanceRe: Bad News!! by slimyem: 10:30pm On May 22, 2012
smh!
RomanceRe: How Can I Get A Girl Who Fell Out Of Love With Me Back? - I Need Urgent Help by slimyem: 10:29pm On May 22, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030] Can you talk? As in a sweet talker? Then no problem. . . But you have to fccking mean what you say this time. angry
Give her a few days to cool off, then call her. If she picks your call, that's a good sign. Tell her you are sorry for how you treated her on . . .(Mention the exact date) and that you'll like to meet her. Apology is always better face to face, so that your emotions and facial expression can be read. . . Very important cool)If she bangs the phone on you, wait for a few days, and then try again. If she accepts to meet you, then no problem. Buy her a gift, something expensive but within your means. Meet with her, present the gift and start rapping. . .

Tell her you have been a fool, an arse, blah blah blah just make sure you insult yourself wella. Tell her you don't deserve her, but she has been the rock behind you and that she doesn't deserve the way you treated her and that she should give you the last chance. If you behave like a human with a goat head again, she is free to waka. . .

Not that you follow religiously. . . Just a guide.
[/color][/quote]after doing all the above,i hope she'll see thru him and not take him back!cheesy
I really hope so!
RomanceRe: Ladies: If You Meet An Extremely Generous Man, Will You Milk Him Dry? by slimyem: 10:11pm On May 22, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Okay I will be waiting[/quote]....the confessions have startedcheesy
see?
RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry This Person? by slimyem: 9:55pm On May 22, 2012
one or two tattos in discreet body parts is a no biggie!
I can deal!
Extremities are a NO-NO!
RomanceRe: Ladies: If You Meet An Extremely Generous Man, Will You Milk Him Dry? by slimyem: 9:52pm On May 22, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]As if anyone will come out to admit such[/quote]you never can tell...
Watch!cheesy

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