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you don talk your own but does it make sense to them?
No!
Dont sweat it!

lol.
Will this girl ever stop?

...people wey no dey listen sef go claim sey dm they listen....

Coefficient: If I ask you all those questions and you give all that one word answers, I'll flash you my magnum pistol. You'll talk for the rest of the day even when I don't pose any question to you!

all na mouth!

mheeeeeeeeen...4 scaredy pages resulting from excessive love of poking!
*shivers*

kokoA: Most of them can hardly make a correct sentence in English language that's why.

most of who?
You mean most of the ones you come across?
Learn to make logical sentences not plainly dumb ones!
Nonsense!

@pendo...u nice!see long story!
Wait,make i answer my own...

ArQueBusieR: My turn!
-Despite the huge traffic jam on the way, you managed to get here on time. Tell me about it?its unnecessary!
-Now that you've been burned once, you must view men differently. Tell me about your new perception of men?arseholes!
-More often than not, beautiful girls are hitched in their early 20's. You're 30, beautiful, and unmarried! How come?!-too personal

see...if i don't want to talk,i still wont talk!

Idowuogbo: O fori gbale ni? Abi o jabo leyin momo ni kekere?

Come, parade go wan side b4 javelin land on top ur head.

Tinringbeku an be ko jeun Oshi!

waa je iya,wa je ewe ila mo laaro yi!
Soo ri enu e to'n re pepe tori woon fi akisa mo ni kekere yen,a wo laaro yi!
Wait,i dey come!
Odensin!

dabrake: some can be really annoying but we have some cute chatters amongst them. God help you if she's pinging while answering you

@your answers...wa sere!
The truth i s if a girl doesnt want to talk to you,she doesnt!no matter how open-ended the questions are!
If you get two of these kinda answers,don't stress yourself any further,just vamoose!

Idowuogbo: Sharapppp!!!

Lie say u no like am?

u dey mad ni?
U don smoke your weed this early momo abi?
No push me o else i go vex woze you scatter!
Nonsense!

anonymus11: if i enter u now, dem go talk sey anony no good............ u dis little frog dt gives lap dance to white garment church members at kuramo beach........take ya own advise n go to school. all dis ur title holding on nl wont feed ya kindred hope u knw u wld jst waste ur time n end up collecting toro kobo from people dt want to park their car at at d lagoon........ i keep telling u to get education u no go hear dey abuse members dey go. must u comment everywhere, if u no gbadun member thread, carry eye comot na by force. if u r dis desperate for attention online, den i can imagine how vanished u r in real life. change ya ways bro, fine i have let go of ur past, but u can still amend ur future before it is late. locomotive engine for pepper sellers be careful

you sef e get as e be for you.
You no fit look hin matter comot your eye?
Internet space is large enough for everybody to do their things as they like it!
Get over yourself o jare!

Shollypopz: WOW! why do you relate the concept of ghetto and baby mama to feminism?? are u on crack or simply ignorant!! Yes! let's go back to the African culture that upheld the male gender as superior. Yes! let's go back to the African culture that required blind submission from women and never required the same respect demanded from their women from their men! Why don't we go back to that African culture that had caused set back and backwardness to the black women race. Yes! let's go back to that African culture where silly men like you can treat smart women as trash and subject their women's talent and intelligence to the kitchen and bedroom only. Yes! let's go back to the African culture that has ruined the mentality of females today. Who expect their men to do everything(including buying weave) for them as long as they give s3x in return, not knowing there is more to their lives than pleasing some guy.
I believe respect should be demanded and given to everyone. Being disrespectful has more to do with the individual than it is cultural based.

Nicely said!

GboyegaD: Why did you conclude they are disrespectful? The generalization isn't fair on them and I think most times, many act disrespectful because of our manner of approach.

thank you!

picking up a random stranger to escort your girl to a seminar?WRONG MOVE!
She should have missed the seminar!the heavens wont fall if she did!
Thank God the guy didnt get thru with his evil act.
Tell your girl to come back home as soon as she can get on the next flight!
And then you have lots of work to do to make her forgive your in-sensibility and put the experience behind her!
Goodluck!

this picture is sooo two thousand and late!

MRbrownJAY: if you go on a date with someone and thats the kind of answers you give him then i am safe to say that he will NEVER EVER call you back. so my question would therefore be A) why accept to go on a date with that person at the first place and B) do you know of any man who finds such negative attitude attractive?! (i can already picture you frowning while giving such answers)


and if the guy was a stranger, then why dont you simply tell him that you are NOT INTERESTED, instead of giving him some half [b]a[/b]ss answers, like the ones you posted?! i dont get it.

i wouldnt go on a DATE with someone i havent had an interesting pre-conversation with.
Yes,this kinda answers will only be employed in an effort to piss off the stranger or the pest and not expect any call-back or whatever!
You are not a lady so you would'nt know the phrase-I'M NOT INTERESTED never makes sense to some guys!
Some annoying peeps really deserve these kinda half-arse answers!

MRbrownJAY: - oh you are a student, so why did you decide to study medicine/law etc?-parental influence!
- there was a huge traffic jam on the way, how did you manage to come here so quick?-short-cut!
- woah you are a lawyer/doctor, tell me how exciting or boring a day at work is?-just there!
- really, you are from Kaduna? so how different life is, now that you are living in Lagos then?-i get thru!
- are you single, really.......so why/how did your last r/ship ended?-yes!, misunderstandings!
- why is a beautiful girl like you single?-a choice!
- he cheated on you? but how did you found out and how involved in the r/ship were you at the time?-complicated!
- how do you view men now that you have been burned ONCE?-deceivers

if a guy gets two/three answers like these and he still doesnt know its time to shut-up,he must be a real fool!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Blah Blah Blah. . . I'd like to see you try.[/color][/quote]blah?
Really?
Watch me squash this shyt!

MRbrownJAY: - oh you are a student, so why did you decide to study medicine/law etc?
- there was a huge traffic jam on the way, how did you manage to come here so quick?
- woah you are a lawyer/doctor, tell me how exciting or boring a day at work is?
- really, you are from Kaduna? so how different life is, now that you are living in Lagos then?
- are you single, really.......so why/how did your last r/ship ended?
- why is a beautiful girl like you single?
- he cheated on you? but how did you found out and how involved in the r/ship were you at the time?
- how do you view men now that you have been burned ONCE?

i'd give you nice one-word answers for all of the above if i choose to!

abdulwizzy: When does a̶̲̥̅̊ girl mostly get pregnant.

when they are in the toilet trying to get some hard brown shyt out of their butt-hole into a white ceramic bowl.
Ode!

[quote author=Shakara.com]Do you remember that first person u did dat tin wit...[/quote]what manner of nonsense is this?

acidtalk: If I use myself as a case study, I bet you will green with envy and go on exile on this forum.

Don't be too full of yourself. Real wealth goes beyond the well furnished house or classy automobiles. It is more of a 100% guaranteed furture for the next 3-5 generations even after the sole "emperior" stops 'working' well after 10years.

Can your family boast of that? If the answer is NO! Then you are justan empty vessel.



You are no where being near humble. So forget it. You are one hell of an arrogant, spoilt, silly brat who thinks the number of material things her family posses (probably through mortgage and loans) translates to real wealth or financial security.

see vexing...hehehe..
Nice break-down though...

what manner of nonsense is this?

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]It's possibility depends on the level of your maturity. . . From your story, you cant handle it, so end the friendship as You'll only get more hurt. [/color][/quote]Bingo!
This is all you need!

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WTF is this nonsense?

what manner of Nonsense is this?

just walk away nah...abi na by force?

marvelck: this is when a girl
easily gives in to sex for little or nothing, with any guy that catches
her fancy. And atimes, she even gives money to guys, buy them take away
or cook for them with her own money. She enjoys the company of men and
flirt like there's no tomorrow. And she hardly believes in love nor stay
long in a relationship, changing boyfriends as if she is changing
clothes. And lusting after this and that guy. We have ladies that
are like this and most times they dont have any explanation for being
like that. And emotionally, they are weak, and weaker whenever they see a
fine or rich guy. And cheating on guys doesn't seem bad to them. Since
life is cruel already...

who send you message?
Abi na your project be this?

obtainfg: Just want to be love by you i mean you...

what manner of nonsense is this?