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RomanceRe: Is It Compulsory To Change Phone Number After Marriage. by slimyem: 12:11am On Apr 13, 2012
not compulsory you change your sim especially if you have no disinclined/hopeful ex but if your husband insists,get your business contacts off the sim and buy a new one!
Simples!
RomanceRe: Ladies which do you prefer, A Cool Guy or A Tough Guy? by slimyem: 11:54pm On Apr 12, 2012
masterpiecer: back in my days at d uni, most of d girls would always hang wit d bad guys(cultist), but if u ask a girl wat her dream guy would be like, u start hearing stuff like, cool, God fearing, gentle and all dat shit, so ladies, i really wonna know, d bad guy or d good guy, which is ur preference?
this question is discombobulatory!
RomanceRe: If A Girl Misplaces Her Diary-wld U Give Her Back Or Invite Your Friends To Read by slimyem: 11:51pm On Apr 12, 2012
why would i invite anyone to read it?
I'll read and return it!
Btw,whoever still uses diaries in this age and time?
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by slimyem: 11:29pm On Apr 12, 2012
mikeansy: folks pls show some love to Romance section latest convert

Loving the convo on this forum

I have been wasting on the politics section

it looks like Romance has more civility.
blah...blah...blah...blah...
Duh!
RomanceRe: The Unlearnt Truth About Heartbreak! by slimyem: 11:33pm On Apr 11, 2012
Rocktation: I almost understood what she's talking about. Almost.
lmao!
RomanceRe: The Unlearnt Truth About Heartbreak! by slimyem: 10:55pm On Apr 11, 2012
cowgurl: Must you break hearts cos urs was once victims? Or r u so dumb 2 realise dat js lik everytin else abot life, heartbreaks has it's own lessons u cud learn 4rm. Mm-hmm, lessons like; how it feels to get one's heart broken, but No!!! You'l rada choose 2 ignore dat fact but gladly n foolishly let urselves be used as a 'beautiful' reason 2 get ur own pound of flesh...It just beats me walahi!!!
how on earth does this blah qualify as an 'unlearnt truth?'
ugh!
RomanceRe: She Said It Doesn't Matter by slimyem: 10:53pm On Apr 11, 2012
coogar: more [i]o[/i]rgasmic!
catalysed by the fear of being caught!
Hehe! cheesy
RomanceRe: She Said It Doesn't Matter by slimyem: 9:00pm On Apr 11, 2012
coogar: your guy is a spineless wimp!
if her father is not around, i would do it on her father's bed.
the adrenaline rush i get from doing something that daring is what cranks up the excitement factor.
sneaky stuff-most exciting!
RomanceRe: Help...pls...my Girlfriend Was Reap And She Got Pregnant by slimyem: 8:50pm On Apr 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: Pls ask for a English teacher in d column for ur wedding gift options.

Come ur brain dey standby ni? So wia she for put her pikin?

Ur case na apology I swearigawd!
lmao!
RomanceRe: Naija Gurls:tactics by slimyem: 8:33pm On Apr 11, 2012
baggy4luv: cries,recharge(BIS) cards maga,her xbedmate na her cousin during introduction,smooch me but no sex,
am seeing my period then
denies you sex,
calls your close pady when misundastanding
dey,
lie about school fees
,financial assistance 4rm u
,wont give clues of her real self,
she is holymary to u and a bedmate to 1 dirtyboy,
she tells u no sex in the relationship(wants Bleep bad bad),when i come this time no sex(na her lies),
continues forming till you see her kitty,
where do you stay and work.
stop it and i love it
.ADD YOURS PLEASE
.......blah..... blah blah.... blah...blah!
HealthRe: Women Sound Different When Menstruating. Men Can Tell! by slimyem: 10:47pm On Apr 10, 2012
Na lie jor!
Some women (including moi) have so adapted lots of things that work to keep them comfortable and lively during menses and no soul can ever know except they tell!
Make dm go find another research do!
RomanceRe: Why American Women Avoid Nigerian Men by slimyem: 8:56pm On Apr 09, 2012
luckgames: For sure
It's a question
Please respond
I thought all Nigerian girls were the same in your dictionaries..:.you really do not need my answer!
RomanceRe: Why American Women Avoid Nigerian Men by slimyem: 8:35pm On Apr 09, 2012
luckgames: Are you one of the bad Nigerian girls?
you really expect an answer to this question?
RomanceRe: Why American Women Avoid Nigerian Men by slimyem: 8:17pm On Apr 09, 2012
...see as Nl men dey para because oyibo woman dey yeye dem.
lmao!
Y'all just got served a piece of your own cake.
Haha! tongue
RomanceRe: Wife had Tattoo Inked all over her body Without My Consent by slimyem: 8:10pm On Apr 09, 2012
luckgames: If she is a good woman
You need to give her a break but
You need a heart to heat meeting with her
I was in a mall with my wife and my 6 year old
At a makeup store, my 6 year old ask me to leave the store
I said OK and walk out
Few minutes later, I was walking back into the store and she said leave Dad
It final get done on me why my 6 year old was asking to leave the store , so that she can get some makeup
She know I don't like her have a makeup
WTF is this blah?
RomanceRe: Wife had Tattoo Inked all over her body Without My Consent by slimyem: 8:01pm On Apr 09, 2012
if she wasnt meaning for you to see it,she wouldnt have the tattoo on those exclusive places.
..maybe she was going to suprise you with them as an easter gift but you got too jumpy!tongue
Nothing spoil sha...talk to her about how you dont like it and hope its a temporary tattoo.
If its a permanenet one,you'll just have to forgive her and live with it!
RomanceRe: I Dont Like Dating Guys That Are Into RAP Music! by slimyem: 7:39pm On Apr 09, 2012
crazy Onila!tongue
RomanceRe: Celebration!!! His 100th hot Threads On Nairaland. by slimyem: 7:34pm On Apr 09, 2012
100 extremely senseless threads!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: 'boyfriend' Staying Wit His Gurl & Roomie. by slimyem: 7:23pm On Apr 09, 2012
no way in hell would i leave my room for some roomie shagg-ing!
They'd better go find some hotel and do their thing there instead!
RomanceRe: Do You Have Preference In Complexion? by slimyem: 4:44pm On Apr 09, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]I used to. . .[/color][/quote]until when?
RomanceRe: Can Yoy Marry A Cultist by slimyem: 4:27pm On Apr 09, 2012
Idowuogbo: If I fit marry babalawo pikin den y not?

It doesnt marra mehn! If hitler pikin come sef I go consider tongue
na anything goes for you including aboki wey dey sell onions!tongue
RomanceRe: Ever Been In Love Triangle? by slimyem: 4:16pm On Apr 09, 2012
Chimezie198: ehn kwa? Pls share d story nau
wait...i dey come!
Idowuogbo: So d gal wiv d heart of a stone dey love 2 ni shocked shocked shocked shocked

Mehn!!!! Monkeys shud b allowed to vote o grin
oo gbadun!
Olodo!
RomanceRe: Ever Been In Love Triangle? by slimyem: 3:27pm On Apr 09, 2012
yup!
once!
Long story!
FamilyRe: How & Why Do Siblings Fall Apart? by slimyem(op): 1:10pm On Apr 09, 2012
@chaircover...i can understand the rivalry and all for polygamous families...
The cases i mentioned above however are peeps from monogamous families-same parents-same upbringing!
That's what's baffling me!
RomanceRe: NL Men Are Too Handsome. by slimyem: 12:27pm On Apr 09, 2012
ismaeel86: stop using the f word, this is easter period, u are suppose to bin your bad character

yes they are cheesy
what's your problem?
And how is whatever i post your business?
Get off my shit and mind your fccking business!
Ugh!
RomanceRe: White Girls Too Sweet by slimyem: 12:10pm On Apr 09, 2012
ismaeel86: stop using the f word
why?
And how is it your business which word i choose to expess my opinion with?huh?
Sheesh!
FamilyHow & Why Do Siblings Fall Apart? by slimyem(op): 12:06pm On Apr 09, 2012
i've been hearing frequent tales on this issue between siblings and its been making me wonder how it all starts.
I love my siblings to pieces and i'm sure they feel the same way towards me so i can't really magine why anyone would hate theirs so much they do neither see nor talk.
Some even turn their lives into competitions with their brothers/sisters.
A friend once narrated to me how her immediate elder sister treated her while they were staying together and how the sister stylishly threw her out of the house for no real reason asides petty issues.now that she's even married and her elder sister is not,they are sworn enemies!
Two of my aunt (sisters) and at war now-for petty reasons!
One of my friends doesnt know ANYTHING about his brother and they dont ever call each other for no reason!
Why oh why!
FoodRe: Drop Nutritious Breakfast Ideas Here. by slimyem(op): 11:27am On Apr 09, 2012
Amaka G29: Fry a piece of meat, onions, peppers, and plantains together

Enjoy it with whole wheat toast with Nutella or chocolate spread

Also, increase the variety and amounts of fruits you eat in the morning. Smoothies can also an nutrition and variety for an early morning pick-me-up
nice!

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