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DaShyGuy:

Ok guys, you 're a contractor in Lagos, business has been very poor and you find it hard making both ends meet.
Suddenly, on your wedding day, you won a N20m contract, and you've been called over to Abuja to sign the papers while you were driving to church for the wedding.

Will you go ahead with the wedding or what?

Let's keep it 100%.

Cheers!

Ijogz K:
Slimyem come and hug daddy jor,

Idowuogbo:
^Slimyam is d dark 1 oooo ,me am a light and fresh skin oyoyo.

Ijogz K:
I hope u ain't planning on going down the attack route? I want this thread to be lively and interesting in da most possible way. So i would refrain from attacking any of the possible applicants, Cheers

Ijogz K:
Please Ignore any of Slimyem attacks, she's just been Juvenile, This is what happens when we accept under aged applicants, It happened in the country last General Election, and its happening here,

Chimezie198:
slimyam thank God u removed ur picture outta NL. Very ugly thing! U really need to go see a dentist to remove those teeth dat looks like vampirer's.

Idowuogbo:
Come u decided to show urself by saying u chasing e-dickks,u dey fear?  make we run show na make I blast u.U come in with indirect shots wen I fire bck u start to play safe,Biro u neva reach.By d way chimpanzee was rite thank gawd u comot pics,u resemble Dracula lool

Chimezie198:
^^ bro u don kiss slimyem before? Omo! Bro d best advise wey i go give u be sey eh, even if u dey take risk before no just try this one oo! Her lipz big wella like basket. She fit swallow u whilst kissing.

Idowuogbo:
If I yab u now dem got say I dey bully u,skeletal u no even fat pass one wrap of gala yet u go begin jabo msteeeew!

Idowuogbo:
Harsh ke dat na demo,d gal dey forget say I haileth Badosky she no dey look face at all?

Ijogz K:
@ Slimyem, U r still forming, Seems like u don't know how scarce "Perfect men" are dese days, Am sowee 4 Uuuuuuuu

Idowuogbo:
Ewo so u dey feel funky bcus I go onitsha shey,which gal u miss if I provoke ur balls go disappear

P.S- Expect my call 2nite muaahhhh.

Slimyam for wey Bado dey dem crazeeeeEeee!!!!

Idowuogbo:
U no sabi d runs,babe na we na.

Who b slimyam dem neva reach lool

Ijogz K:
@ Idowu Lol, i want u to still be in da East deary, we r doing some renovation @ my Lagos apartment, Slimyem is actually d construction manager, Lol

jacobscros:
you are right let's ask them this instead. Ladies the men that successfully toasted you what did they say?

IbroSaunks:
what happens if the person actually does know you from somewhere?

pendo89:
oh yeah such men suck but they think its really cool. how d u toast a girl by advertising ur size??

Tosinville:
^^absurd