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apocalypse:
Wait a minute , before we go on I'll like a clear definition of a secret

secret-not known or seen or not meant to be known or seen by others.
Now,what are talking about?

what's with this shite??

aint nothing you can do about this one already.let her go.
You'll find another diamond someday if you set your heart to it.
Goodluck!

fizl:
hi i am a tall dark guy with a lot of confidence but when it comes to keep a conversation going i'm not so good what should i do??

^not necessary!

there are no clear-cut rules to knowing a wife material.
As far as i'm concerned any woman can act or pretend to be wifey if/when they set their mind to it.

do what you like as long as it feels right to you.

apocalypse:
I don't agree that everyone keeps secrets , I have seen relationships where both parties didn't have secrets and some where one party was totally honest to the other. Of course you can't call it keeping it a secret if I have omitted telling my partner certain details about myself but would be willing to share if she ask.

not telling stuff or not willing to share stuff still makes it a secret.skepticism will still bother around some issues and naturally you'd hold them back not because you do not trust your partner but because you are ashamed of past deeds and seriously,some thing are just better left there.
You cannot always tell the ALL.

^frustrated?
Nah!
I'm only awed at the heavy weight of your stupi.dity.its priceless!

Ozegbe:
You walk into a room and find your lover and your best friend under the sheets both Unclad. when they see you, they both scream april fool. You look at the calendar and realize that it is indeed April 1st. what would you do?

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

interesting catfight!
Op,you've got issues and this thread of yours is actually crap.for reals!

^^^cant be!
this is so mine!
your analysing machine is faulty!
repair and run the print thru again

once had a bf who didnt like about three of my friends.
He had his own wrong and silly opinion of them.
He never got in-between nothing anyways.didnt give him that privilege.
While those friends he condemned remain my true friends till date,he faded into my past long ago.

you cant be too sure about the all but why search for a good girl in the club anyways?

coogar:
i need your fingerprint sample.

here,you have it!

claremont:
If that tat is supposedly above a left bosom, then it looks like gravity has already made the bosom go south at this young age!

got me wondering what kind of left bosom could be that wide and butt-like.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=854156.msg10038652#msg10038652 date=1327426998]Slimmmy. sweery will u be my baby mama. You very beauriful [/quote]this is in no way related to topic.thanks!!

iyatrustee:
^^^^ i disagree! why initiate a project you cant pay for?

i tire!!

25omega:
if she pays for her own dinner then you will suck your own dic* 

yeah,right!!

lol
you never start!
Besides,please move this to insecticide section.

^its a body of course!
Cant you see Onila's butt crack?

^knock yourself over and die!!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=853151.msg10039044#msg10039044 date=1327430010]actually the most beauriful female in Nairaland is a chick called: NAYAH. she aint even Nigerian, compared to that ugly mofo called Slimyem (no oofeinse) [/quote][quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=853151.msg10039044#msg10039044 date=1327430010]actually the most beauriful female in Nairaland is a chick called: NAYAH. she aint even Nigerian, compared to that ugly mofo called Slimyem (no oofeinse) [/quote]kill yourself!!

coogar:
room 112.

directions please!

you need help.i swear!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=854198.msg10038848#msg10038848 date=1327428378]I think am in love. Please advise! [/quote]in this case,just report to the nearest psychiatric word.goodluck!

coogar:
our usual spot.

and where is that?
It seems to have eluded me.

tyson55:
Ladies, if you were to choose a HUSBAND exclusively out of this 7 options below, which would you rather have

1. Ugly but Caring
2.Handsome but Rude
3. Handsome, caring but unfaithful, 
4. Rich but Ugly & Short
5. Handsome, Caring,Faithful but Broke
6. Totally Broke but Religious & GOD fearing
7. Very Rich, Caring,Handsome but Impotent.

*** Choose just One (1) and state your reasons

extraordinarily crappy!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=854123.msg10038641#msg10038641 date=1327426897]SLIMMYEAM, sweery. despite my goodlooks and despite my Range Rover Spots and despite yo compliments, the answer is still NO! [/quote]stop trailing me all around else i'll make you cycle invisibly for the next two hours.

Araboy:
what is  yours  ?  Have you being an escort  

what has that got to do with anything?

coogar:
nah. . .
slimyem is a virgin(that's her secret)

ah!
M a virgin again?
Thanks doc for replacing my hymen and letting the whole world know.

i don't quite agree with that.

you ought to tell your partner what you think he stands a better chance finding out from a 3rd party.
i wouldn't want to hear from a 3rd party that my spouse is an ex-convict. . . . .that would effectively terminate the relationship.

and that's why i said if its a secret that's not likely to haunt you and one that cant hurt you.

all men have ego and it needs massaging from time to time.
Its not a new fact!!

coogar:
slimyem. . . . wassup?
i have a message for you.

me good!
where do you want it spilled?