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LiteratureRe: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by slimyem: 11:55pm On Jul 13, 2013
smiley
I was referred to this link and when I was told its Bin gbagbo's thread,I said I didn't want to read rubbish but then I just thought I'd see what the first post is like and leave. Bin dissapointed me sha...
Interesting plot. Nice story. Why did it slow down though?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Prostrates To King Sunny Ade On Stage as they performed together by slimyem: 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2013
pro01: See her ofèmmånu ewedu mouth. Yet, you don't show e-respect to your e-elders here.
you and who?
If I woze you...!!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Prostrates To King Sunny Ade On Stage as they performed together by slimyem: 6:07am On Jul 13, 2013
That not strange at all. Omo yoruba to ni laakaye ni. cool
Greeting elders appropriately is a big deal in our culture and Sunny Ade is more than an elder.. his "grandfather" literarily and in music cool
CelebritiesRe: Beauty Of The Day: Ever Gorgeous Modupe Ozolua (PHOTOS) by slimyem: 9:22am On Jul 10, 2013
Plastics!!
FamilyRe: Shocking: Placenta Buyers On The Prowl - A Must Read by slimyem: 10:19pm On Jul 09, 2013
^^that's quite enlightening but you already know most of our people(even the supposedly educated ones) are too spiritual and untrusting to understand and accept/believe that the placenta can be used for honourable intentions.
It'll take a while before we get there.
FamilyRe: Would/can You Still Go Ahead And Marry Your Spouse, If..........? by slimyem: 6:49pm On Jul 09, 2013
Ihedinobi: What a load of bull. People don't get married for kids either. Not in this generation anyway. Bonds motor! In this age of child support and whatnot! Abeg shift!
I disagree.. especially in Nigeria and these days too. People get married for kids, stay miserably married for kids and live only for kids. Ask around! cool
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Men Run Away From Their Spouse When They Are Heavily Pregnant??? by slimyem: 6:44pm On Jul 09, 2013
jennykadry: Leave the room? That will be the day the last trumpet will sound. Who will massage my feet? who will pop those pillows behind my back?.

Who will buckle my sandal? who will scrub my back and feet in the shower? Who will help me and my bogus tummy into the car? who wil cook my indomie for me? I used to love the smell of detergents during that time and if he wasn't present who will help me fill the bathtub with soapy water?

I repeat, all those "part time" husbands that present themselves only when the going is good are all married to Mary Magdalenes who let them get away with so many things. You cannot knack me at night, day, etc and run away when the tummy starts to show. Sorry but that man's behind will receive some serious whooping that he will go swear an affidavit in the court house never to avoid me again.

As per seek other women? hehehehehehehe That his yekini will hook on first thrust.
smiley You are a strong woman and you just know who you are married to and how to get him. Some don't have that.
Like Byvan said, pity to the women who are stuck to such as$holes.
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Men Run Away From Their Spouse When They Are Heavily Pregnant??? by slimyem: 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2013
jennykadry: They run away because their wives let them. Drag his sorry black kro kro infested behind back to his tent, Oh israel.
^^do pregnant women even have the strength for such drags? and by running way,I think the op means that literarily.
Some make up excuses for coming home late, some leave the room to their wife, some seek other women and so on. How do you draw such kro kro infested behind back? huh
FamilyRe: Would/can You Still Go Ahead And Marry Your Spouse, If..........? by slimyem: 6:08pm On Jul 09, 2013
dayokanu: Mo jeri e.

You like that thing wella and you cannot do without it. Thanks for being true to yourself
Abi nau. Olorun ma je ka ri "ko se daada" cool
Marriage itself comes with a lot of uncertainties and challenges with even when everything is confirmed normal talk less......
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Men Run Away From Their Spouse When They Are Heavily Pregnant??? by slimyem: 5:58pm On Jul 09, 2013
I have heard some say their wives irritate them when pregnant. Some say that because the woman is fragile and they don't want to hurt them.

As much as I know being with a pregnant woman can be frustrating sometimes,only COWARDS run away not MEN.
FamilyRe: Would/can You Still Go Ahead And Marry Your Spouse, If..........? by slimyem: 5:50pm On Jul 09, 2013
Even if he is the most amazing man in the world,I would NOT.
I cannot knowningly subject myself to the marital troubles that would sooner of later surface from the issue and my faith isn't strong enough to hope for a miracle.
FamilyRe: Shocking: Placenta Buyers On The Prowl - A Must Read by slimyem: 5:37pm On Jul 09, 2013
In a country where whole babies are being sold for ridiculous amounts day in and out, the news of placentas being sold is not shocking.
CelebritiesRe: “if You Want To Ride Me, Clear The Bushes Before You Send In Pictures''afrocandy by slimyem: 11:43am On Jul 09, 2013
I haven't even seen this her much talked about movie. Is there a link where I can download? huh
TV/MoviesRe: Funny Nigerian Movie Posters by slimyem: 11:38am On Jul 09, 2013
Lmao@ ben 10,hunger game and iluminati. Even Jonathan sef shocked Nollywood is just a joke!
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Shows Off Her Ring by slimyem: 8:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
They both look happy and she looks beautiful
FamilyRe: Your Sincere Opinion To A Sister Please!- Do you think I can get married again? by slimyem: 11:03am On Jul 08, 2013
Siena:
And for those who will tell me "God hates divorce", they can all take a long walk off a very short plank. It's all too easy to come across as self-righteous when you're not on the receiving end of the biggest deception that could ever occur in matrimony. I moved on with my life, and I've got two beautiful children, and couldn't be happier.
cool cool
FamilyRe: Help !!! Am A Married Virgin by slimyem: 9:13am On Jul 08, 2013
Mgbeke Lina: When I reply your useless azzze. . . you and ALL THOSE YOUR SUPAMODERATORS OGUN STATE CHEAP HARLOTS GO REMOVE MY POSTS. All the desperadoes wey you don giff belle run for this NL nefa reassssssh you? wink Abi I resemble 'SPIKECYLINDER' AND 'DOYIN13'? or Una 'afin romance club'. . . Ojujjua and SexxyKillz? tongue

ABI YOU HEAR SAY MY MAMMA DROP ME FOR ITALY AT AGE 2 TO DO ASSSSSHAWO SUPER MODERATOR WORK FOR NAIRALAND? tongue

SORRY, I DON'T TANGLE WITH NAIRALANDERS. . . Even if I did. . . you would have HAD to use the HOLY GHOST AUSPY-SUSPY BLOKOS like the "Ekiti" dwarfish one from THE NIGERIAN VILLAGE-WIDOWS' AND BURIAL-GROUND SQUARE!

Cyber experimentation phase is OVA sweerie! I ONLY DO SUGAR DADDIES. . . .NOT SUGAR PUPPETS LIKEY YA! kiss

Shikena! cool

Abeg dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss carrey ya 'VENEREAL DISEASES' go gif another TEHN corpse! kiss kiss kiss
I don't do UGLY HOKORO-HUMGBATIC UNMARRIAGEABLE CYBER RIFF-RAFFS likey ya!


*Now tell that your MUKINA2WORWOR HARLOT TO BAN THIS ID. . . .I have the next one ready! kiss

NA ME AND UNA FOR THIS PLANET AND THE ONE BEYOND. . .First to QUENCH IS THE NAME OF THE GAME OF LIFE! kiss

ALAKORI BUSHMEAT DI KA GI! kiss

YOU IJJJIAT!!! kiss

FIND YA OKORO-Yoruba BUSH MEAT LEVEL!!!! kiss

Thank you! kiss
I be think say you talk say you nor go comment for hia again...
Wetin chase you come back? tongue
FamilyRe: Help !!! Am A Married Virgin by slimyem: 8:14am On Jul 08, 2013
Yeye bloggers with yeye stories!!
FamilyRe: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by slimyem: 8:05am On Jul 08, 2013
1 million for honeymoon ke?
Una wan go do am for moon?
..and 1 million for hall? Only hall? huh
Someone should send this thread to the bin!
FashionRe: 11 Things You Need To Throw Away by slimyem: 3:15pm On Jul 07, 2013
This article is so talking about my family. I don talk tire and learnt to ignore. My father must not catch you throwing anything away.
I only recently disposed of his turn table that rats had made their home for a long time and I had to convince him it was beyond repair before he let me.
Ikebe Super Magazines nko? Dear dad still has them stored up up till now. undecided

I don't suscribe to throwing books away though. They never go to waste.
FamilyRe: Is This A Blatant Housewife Oversight Or Am I Reading Meanings Into Nothing Here by slimyem: 11:09am On Jul 07, 2013
Efemena_xy: I think he was. That's why I said at the beginning he's a trouble maker. Okay, look at these:



Let him take his feathers elsewhere jare.





Like say you nor enjoy the story grin grin

Nah, I don read that post well-well. He has a grudge against her jare. See all the highlights I've made of his post.
You have woven this issue out of what it really is.

While we all agree that the op needs to stay away and respect himself henceforth, all he needed to have the woman do was say something about what she served him with. I can imagine the scene on a light note not as chaotic as you have painted it.
FamilyRe: Is This A Blatant Housewife Oversight Or Am I Reading Meanings Into Nothing Here by slimyem: 10:47pm On Jul 06, 2013
Certified Freak: I get to visit my uncle and his wife a lot. Before he got married, we were best pals and we did some pretty weird stuff back then, but things changed when he got married. The wife was amiable and comely at the beginning of the matrimony however things got a bit muddled up a year into the marriage. My visits which were sporadic once he got hooked up began to trouble the wife who took turns to make complaints about my timings to my uncle.
Palaver you dey find!! cool
However, things got to a head last night when she dished out my food(I know someone's gonna say it has to be about the tummy, but hey, I'm a young virile male who needs all the meals he can get); knowing fully well ma displeasure of fish proceeded to serve one on my food while she gave her maid several pieces of meat to go with hers. I voiced my displeasure about this purported error to her but she didn't do a thing about it hence ma quandary.
Do you think it was an oversight on her part or is she ruffling my feathers with this acts of hers?
P.S My uncle notices but turns a blind eye to her excesses on most occasions
Palaver,you don get o...

You had better respect yourself and stay away from this family except when necessary. Familiarity breeds contempt.You know that right?
FamilyRe: Is This A Blatant Housewife Oversight Or Am I Reading Meanings Into Nothing Here by slimyem: 10:41pm On Jul 06, 2013
kulyie: @ op to me that appears rude and shes passing a non verbal message that she doesnt like your visit.if i were you, and you said you wanted more and she didnt answer you,just quietly respect yourself by leaving the food and stepping out of the house so you reply the non verbal message that you are not hungry and you can get food to your satisfaction elsewhere,meanwhile i think like someone has said,you need to learn how to cook to avoid situations like this.secondly


you need to reduce your visit or stop going there since he is married.be missed,let him be the one to say its been long ive seen tunji,let me invite him to come over and please when you go DO NOT EAT EVEN IF THEY OFFER YOU FOOD.let it not be like say you be wonbiliki wonbiya.if they say wont you eat,say with a smile when you get home you will eat.i hate when person dey rude on top food.the thing dey vex me.
I agree with you completely!!


Op,it isn't oversight. It is rather a subtle message saying you are not very welcome. Take heed!
FamilyRe: Your Sincere Opinion To A Sister Please!- Do you think I can get married again? by slimyem: 10:19pm On Jul 06, 2013
chaircover: ile i totally agree. I am not sure that the posters husband really knew the ins an outs of his medical condition. it makes it worse that it to do with his manhood and its def not something you call people to come and look at/talk about and maybe thats why it wasnt discussed/dealt with.

Pert of the problem is that People aren't encouraged to ask questions and you are made to feel like a troublemaker if you do. Ive been to several hospitals in Nigeria and each time I ask questions they give me a queer look.

I will ask you what you are prescribing, why and the side effects and you find that half the time you dont need half the meds. Medicine is shrouded in mystery and it shouldn't be that way.

Undescended testes is one of the key checks that doctors carry out on baby boys here, and for it to have been missed until he was 11 shows the level of ignorance on all levels

I really feel for the man. He didn't get a choice in the matter, an through no fault of his own he has this condition. It hurts even more because it could have been prevented. I sincerely pray that he is able to rise above this and can find some happiness in his life.
I don't think it was missed by the doctors but was probably the man's parent's negligence.
I am told that a baby with undescended testis is naturally not operated on until he is about a year old because there's a probability that the testis might descend. However,the parents are expected to bring the baby back to the hospital for the operation if it doesn't descend.
This man's parents did nothing until he was 11 years old. Their fault not the doctors!!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Sexy Nicki Minaj Squeezes Curves Into Super-Tight White Bandage Dress by slimyem: 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2013
pro01: I need more than a night. All those kind Sallah holiday wey dey be like Thursday and Friday na im go perfect. From Thursday all the way to Monday morning. . . . . .that is all I need with this babe. She go don lekpa pass Slimyem by the time wey I discharge am.
horndog!!
HealthRe: Conjoined Twins Born In Abuja To Unemployed Couple by slimyem: 5:06pm On Jul 06, 2013
If they are operated,only one baby can be saved. cool

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