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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Much Happier When Am Less Attractive! Anything Wrong With Me? by slimyem: 12:34am On Jun 29, 2013
Something has always been wrong with you and you know that already. Fix yourself!!!cool
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Omololu Olunloyo Tell OJB JEZREEL Go To Hell. by slimyem: 12:15am On Jun 29, 2013
Though I don't like the image this woman sells on social media,this statement she made was just her trying to warn scammers or opportunists off her.
It shouldn't be strange that there are a lot that would try to use OJB's sickness to milk something off other people and there are a lot that'll fall for it.
The thread title should be adjusted.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Shares Photos Of Her Daughter Ivy Blue Wearing The $50K DIAMOND CROWN by slimyem: 11:15pm On Jun 28, 2013
So what are we supposed to do/say about the crown/half face-shot?
I don't get these people.
FamilyRe: Pls Help, I Am 3 Months Plus Pregnant And Not Ready by slimyem: 9:25pm On Jun 28, 2013
Wow!!gringrin Had fun reading this thread. Op's a clown! Funny as hell and as high as elephant's eye..cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: How Long Did You Wait For His Proposal? by slimyem: 8:45pm On Jun 28, 2013
Too early to be rejoicing. You should at least wait till the lines are signed undecided You are safer not trusting all these fickle minded men.undecided tongue
Congrats though.cool
CelebritiesRe: BankyW's 'Good Good Loving' Video Shoot (Pictures) by slimyem: 6:48pm On Jun 28, 2013
Damilola and Lynxx---tooooo foine!!!!
WebmastersRe: 14-Year-Old Nigerian Bulk SMS App Developer In A Dilemma by slimyem: 6:46pm On Jun 28, 2013
ochallo: There are 14 year olds who are much more intelligent than 26 years olds, i have taught in a secondary school,I know that for sure.
I don't disbelieve you but I disbelieve the op still.
WebmastersRe: 14-Year-Old Nigerian Bulk SMS App Developer In A Dilemma by slimyem: 6:31pm On Jun 28, 2013
The op writes and communicates way better than a fourteen year old. I strongly doubt he or she is one.
Probably 17 or 18 would have sold it.

Op,be straightforward and sincere in presenting your problems and I'm sure you'll get the help you need.
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 11:56pm On Jun 25, 2013
stillwater: For me good character plays a huge role and definitely comes before sex.
Both play huge roles and one doesn't have to come before the other. They both can come hand in hand. cool
FamilyRe: Pictures Of The Gal Who Gave Birth In Oau by slimyem: 11:22pm On Jun 25, 2013
king of pool: the thing is ugly sef
You must be a thing yourself probably sired and trained by things!
Eeediot!!!
CelebritiesRe: See How Simple President Obama's Daughter Looks (photos) by slimyem: 11:17pm On Jun 25, 2013
Her hair is unkempt!
Not cool!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mama Ekundayo, Nigeria’s Angel Of Mercy & Compassion by slimyem: 10:45pm On Jun 25, 2013
Good woman. I didn't know of her until TY Bello made that video of her. The world needs many more like her.
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 10:34pm On Jun 25, 2013
greatgod2012: Again, faith is good, but are we going to say this man didnt know himself well before getting married, why didnt he tell the woman how his thing is before marriage, isnt that hypocrisy on his part?, and this is part of the reason i did it about 5/6 weeks before my wedding, we've done the engagement, introduction, it was only 5/6 weeks before the church wedding that we did it, we have asked for forgiveness and God has forgiven us. He who the son sets free is free indeed.
May God help us all.
huh
I have never known or heard of any man tell that. How would he even say it? Rather,they are always quick to tell if its the opposite..true or not.
...and you can't say its hypocrisy because technically,having a small something is not a medical problem. He did no wrong.

Its okay if you don't want to answer but would you have "picked race" if you had found something unpalatable after the do 5/6 weeks to your wedding? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lol Naija Christians by slimyem: 10:12pm On Jun 25, 2013
Lmao cheesycheesy
In a bid to avoid brushing the babe's boobiees, the guy's confronted with the protuding sight behind. Punishment.
They should have just shook each other's hands and walked away.
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 10:08pm On Jun 25, 2013
coogar: this is photoshop, slimyem!
no man should have a double-barell.....and come to think of it, most women won't complain about this. when one is tired, the other gets to work. grin
Its not photoshop!!
Lemme go look for the medical explanation of this condition.
An extra-barrel should be a blessing for you btw.cool
Efemena_xy: grin grin grin

Slimyem, you ARE wicked! Why tantalize us with such a story without completing it?

Abeg run the full gist here jare! smiley
I was told the summary. I wish I had more details.undecided
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 9:59pm On Jun 25, 2013
dayokanu: You people have brought Kola Olawuyis Iriri Aiye into this discussion

Soon someone would say they heard of a guy who had 3 dickss
What's wrong with Iriri Aye. Isn't that what op wants? Real life experiences and in the absence of none,stories that touch that could inform,encourage or discourage our choices and beliefs in test-driving or not.

By the way,there might be no known condition of anyone with 3 dickss but there have been of two.
Sorry if this picture's offensive.cool

FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 9:39pm On Jun 25, 2013
Since we are talking examples of people who found shocking surprises after marriage for failing to test-drive....
Heard this one of some dude who ran out on his wife at the point of "you know what" when he found out she had two n1pples on each breast. I don't know what happened thereafter.
That count?
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 8:27pm On Jun 25, 2013
bellong: The grace of God is available unto all, its left for us all to tap into it. I have made mistakes in life out of ignorance and rebellion as well as not completely trusting God. I understood better later.


God is readily available to reveal unto us whatever things that are in darkness and hidden unto us.


It is well with you.
I hope I get there. Amen! cool
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 7:30pm On Jun 25, 2013
alutacontinua: Sweetie, come sit beside me...I be like say PART II is about to start.
I dey tell you, plenty plenty grace is needed. cool cool cool
Victoria ascerta,thank you for offering.smiley

Singing *your grace, your grace..I'm nothing without you. Forgive me Lord when I'm weak and lost*
FamilyRe: What Other Means Do We Use? by slimyem: 7:21pm On Jun 25, 2013
Ha!!
I came late to the party. Pre-marital sex huh??
God,please bless me with the kind of faith and trust Bellong had in you and your choice for him before walking the walk without test driving.
lipsrsealed
This I ask through Christ our Lord.cool

donchris999,please don't make a mess of this beautiful thread.
Car TalkRe: Made-in-Nigeria Limousine And Hummer Jeep! by slimyem: 6:04pm On Jun 25, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
I like her spun.k and her Ad-libs
Same here cool
Car TalkRe: Made-in-Nigeria Limousine And Hummer Jeep! by slimyem: 6:02pm On Jun 25, 2013
...But N380 k sha??
Who wan buy? tongue
Car TalkRe: Made-in-Nigeria Limousine And Hummer Jeep! by slimyem: 5:59pm On Jun 25, 2013
yuzedo: Very ill-equipped to function in media, i must say. Poor girl is better suited in a back-room capacity, though i gotta confess she got nice brezz bruh.. Bet you wanna cop an "extended" feel, huh...? wink grin

She's not that bad and she can definitely get better.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ugliest Dog's Competition Photos by slimyem: 3:00pm On Jun 25, 2013
I see three ugly dogs. which of them is walle?
PoliticsRe: 70% National ID Cards Fake – DG by slimyem: 10:25am On Jun 24, 2013
godofsex: I recently applied for one here in Lagos. The experience was remarkable. They were so organized. I did not spend a dime and was out in less than an hour. For those resident in lagos, go to NSCDC office opp shoprite in Alausa.
How long and what does the process take before the ID is ready?
FamilyRe: How To Cheat AND Getaway With It by slimyem: 10:35pm On Jun 23, 2013
JellyBeans: Based on the assumption that your spouse or other half is willing to undertake such. Be realistic girl. How many African or better still, Nigerian men would tolerate the thought of other men having sexual access to their wives or girlfriends??
African/Nigerian men are getting liberal by the day. The world is changing..so are they.
Besides,my spouse is someone with whom I share similar ideals and perceptions about life and someone flexible to reasonable extents so. Finding a middlepoint if this kind of situation presents itself should be a non-issue.
FamilyRe: How To Cheat AND Getaway With It by slimyem: 9:50pm On Jun 23, 2013
JellyBeans: If you think it's too much work, then you obviously aren't cut out for it. Better stick to fasting, praying, ignoring him/her till they tire and develop high bp in the process.

In other words, work at your relationship. This thread is for those who've done all that and nothing's changed.
Definitely not. I'll consider an open marriage instead.

Goodluck to those who have done all that and making it work still and goodluck to those who'll be encouraged by your post.cool
FamilyRe: How To Cheat AND Getaway With It by slimyem: 8:24pm On Jun 23, 2013
No one can play it this right. You'd slip up at some point somehow.undecided It is too much work.
Music/RadioRe: Olamide Ft D’banj – First Of All (remix) (DOWNLOAD - NO TAG) by slimyem: 1:11am On Jun 23, 2013
I love Dbanj..
I like Olamide but this song is absolute RUBBISH!!!!

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