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yellowpawpaw: Six months ke! With or without pay?
Abeg give d baby food! U want to kill ur wife? Kudos to those doin exclusive! Never in my dictionary!
Upon that u will still do bedmatic!
At age 35 ur wife will be looking like 50 and then u will start eyeing that small Agnes living across ur compound!

utumunta: When a woman wants to tell a lie and none is at hand to supply, she flies into a rage and throw tantrums. She'd rant about you not trusting her.
Why would it take your wife another day to tell you about a phone call? Men, someone is grinding your something.

Caracta: I enjoy my work but I don't enjoy the money so I don't enjoy my work.

lucenzo: I know a job that will pay very well for you. Are you interested?

tellwisdom: Let whatever rubbish these artists put on their pages stay on there...Why bring every activities down here for matured minded folks like us to view?? WTF?? .. Na everything we go see finish??

bobthebuilder99: Somebody MUST tell me who the one in the blue dress is.

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obowunmi: Slimyem must not catch me ooo

REALITY101: Congrats to them..

Next royal bs news is probably going to be about his first royal poop

dayokanu: You better kneel down facing him and apologize

After that stay on your knees and bring out the "microphone" and sing a joyful song to your Lord, with your head moving back and forth till he lift up his voice onto the heavens

After that still on your knees back him and let him put his "thrust" in you powerfully as a sign of forgiveness then both of you cuumm in holy union

then daughter you are fully "forgiven your sins

taiwo br: this guys are funny,i hope he has a girl child sha,most ofthese so called are sms alert senators who only wait for bank sms alert at the end of every month,wihtout any meaniful contributions to their constituencies; posterity will judge all of you; shikenna

kingston247: Maybe Monica lewisky was under his sit while he was voting.....

shymexx: Yanks are just like our likkle kid that we watched grow to become famous.

Anyway, baby shower at mines later. Get ya slim ar.se on a fairy flying broom and let's celebrate!

shymexx: How dare you compare Brits to the yanks? That blasphemy!! It's asinine, asi-ten and asi-eleven!! *Stephen A. Smith's voice*

Yanks took being dumb to the next level. Most of them won't even be able to tell you where Washington DC is on the American map.

coogar: they could have followed this on twitter or BBC na.....don't you get it? they are just queuing outside the hospital. they would never be allowed in or take any picture of the couple or the baby. so what exactly are they covering?



i would be here cos i am always here......



this is funny.....



hahahahaha.....

uj_sizzle: not watching, just gisting about british money.