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FamilyRe: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by slimyem: 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
coogar: you mean i am doing the same thing as the journalists that flew hours from australia/japan to stand under the sun? you know they could have just stayed at home like me and still get the same coverage.....

majority of them are dumb americans though - they probably think they would get near the newborn and touch. a woman on BBC just now said she flew from australia to witness this day.
Its their job and you know its how it should be. I know you get your fun from the scoffing.

Dumb americans? Maybe! But y'all are still the same. I know you'll be here when the news breaks.tongue
CultureRe: Nigerian Girl Traditionally Weds British Lover In Her Village (photos) by slimyem: 6:07pm On Jul 22, 2013
50calibre: This type of marriage makes me happy, white guys coming to take away the fat & ugly.

It's when they begin messing with the pretty ones I get pissed.
How can you call this pretty lady fat and ugly?
You blind? huh
FamilyRe: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by slimyem: 6:02pm On Jul 22, 2013
Its hypocritial for anyone who has made at least five comments on this thread to utter scoffs at the journalists and others watching on the birth. Y'all are doing the same thing. tongue
FamilyRe: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by slimyem: 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2013
I threw my macmillan reading text away because it was old,rough and I wanted another one then I lied that it was stolen in my class.
My teacher and classmates suffered.cool
My mum had to buy another one. cheesy
FamilyRe: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by slimyem: 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2013
chaircover: I can never forget this one . . .

A guest brought a bag of very sharp Ijebu gari for my parents. They weren't in so I took the gari and just put it in my room.

I ate the whole thing little by little without telling my parents. I told my mum years later sha!
lmao
Gaari of all things. cheesy
Reminds me of a cousin who was coming to stay with my family for some days. Her dad bought her two loaves bread to give to the house when she arrives. She ate a loaf and half before she got in cheesy
FamilyRe: Bride-to-be Attempts Suicide After Fiance Called-Off Their Wedding by slimyem: 5:11pm On Jul 22, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
Asians, whites and Native Americans have the highest suicide rates in America, so it doesnt surprise me to see such occurrence in an Asian country.

Black women are the strongest. They'll kill the man before thinking of killing themselves grin
Thank yo!!
That's what I'd do right there. cool
FamilyRe: Bride-to-be Attempts Suicide After Fiance Called-Off Their Wedding by slimyem: 5:06pm On Jul 22, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could
Where did you copy this? tongue
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus On 'Child Marriage' Bill! by slimyem: 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2013
Mheeen...
Stella's really vexed!!
CelebritiesRe: Miss Nigeria 2013 Or MBGN 2013 : Who Is Your Beauty Pick? by slimyem: 1:36pm On Jul 22, 2013
Akudo Ezinne of course. there's so much real about her.
Foreign AffairsRe: An 11-year-old Yemeni Girl On Child Marriage by slimyem: 1:13pm On Jul 22, 2013
pretty girl. Any sane human should be touched by her words buy I doubt our eejit senators would be
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by slimyem: 7:43am On Jul 22, 2013
You'd die for the same person you dissed on National TV? This guy just wants people talking about him. He is an eejit.
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Bikini Photo Of Nollywood Actress Ufuoma Ejenobor by slimyem: 11:24pm On Jul 21, 2013
pro01: Ki lo njé bè? Omö buruku jati jati ti ònï respect rara.
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Ode ni e. Oo deserve respect kan kan. Onisekuse okunrin!!!
CareerRe: Do You Enjoy Your Work? by slimyem: 2:55pm On Jul 21, 2013
I enjoy my work but I don't enjoy the money so I don't enjoy my work. cool
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Bikini Photo Of Nollywood Actress Ufuoma Ejenobor by slimyem: 2:51pm On Jul 21, 2013
Seeing her in that toilet makes me think of nothing but shyte. cool
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Bikini Photo Of Nollywood Actress Ufuoma Ejenobor by slimyem: 2:50pm On Jul 21, 2013
pro01: Ol boy, see as laps full everywhere. . .plus the nice tommy. Na bucketload of 'acamu' I go shoot all over this one. She make sense die.
horndog!!!
CelebritiesRe: "I’m Single Because Too Many Girls Broke My Heart" - Ice Prince by slimyem: 2:49pm On Jul 21, 2013
Many girls are single because you broke their heart too. Its a fair deal. cool
CelebritiesRe: Spotted: Eniola Badmus At The Gym (PHOTOS) by slimyem: 2:22pm On Jul 21, 2013
She's giving herself hope. She needs it. cool
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Almost Suffers Nip Slip At House Of Gold Premiere Lagos by slimyem: 2:17pm On Jul 21, 2013
Stooooopid geh!!!
Disgrace to womanhood!!!
SportsRe: Joseph Yobo Chases Mother-in-law From Home - National Enquirer Magazine by slimyem: 12:13pm On Jul 21, 2013
Cuckoo48: This whole story is a big fat LIE. Abigail Fashanu has only 4 children with her first husband Ik Igwe, two boys and two girls, of which Adaeze Yobo is the first girl and second child. She had ALL her children from one man, not 2 or 3 as this trashy story suggests. How can she be quarreling with Joseph Yobo when she had a huge thanksgiving church service for the Nigerian skipper after the AFCON victory. Adaeze is NOT in school in California, and has never been. She lives with her husband and child in Turkey in a loving and happy home. Abigail Fashanu is busy building her own marital home with her handsome and successful husband who loves her to bits, and am sure has no time to meddle in her daughters marriage. National Enquirer ko, National liar ni!!!!
how do you know all these?
SportsRe: Joseph Yobo Chases Mother-in-law From Home - National Enquirer Magazine by slimyem: 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2013
the woman who’s married
to her third husband with Adaeze and her younger
sister from different men, allegedly controls the
marriage to the extent of advising her daughter against
getting pregnant for Yobo even after Joey, their son is
almost three.
The reason she gave her daughter, we further learnt is
because she needed to get back into her sexy shape just in case things no longer work out between her and
her Plateau born hubby and might require her re-
marrying.
shocked shocked Choi!!
Which kain mama be this?
WebmastersRe: Apple Acquires Chinedu Echeru's HopStop.com by slimyem: 7:13pm On Jul 20, 2013
nenergy: No one is overhyping anything. I've benefitted from my membership on this forum.I met a very beautiful lady who is very close to my heart here. I Got ideas/inputs for my book project and above all sold a mechandize cash. All on Nairaland! Nairaland is a great joor.
What's her handle? cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Movies That Made You Cry? by slimyem: 5:57pm On Jul 20, 2013
Iru Esin made me cry back then cool
WebmastersRe: Apple Acquires Chinedu Echeru's HopStop.com by slimyem: 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2013
Decryptor: Gold-Digger Alert!!!!
Everyone's out to dig something. At least,I'll be digging right. cool
FamilyRe: Please Help Me Save A Friend by slimyem: 2:18pm On Jul 20, 2013
^likewise.
FamilyRe: Photos: Meet World’s Oldest Mother Who Gave Birth At 69! by slimyem: 12:58pm On Jul 20, 2013
^^Article says she's 74 now.

The child is soo fine.
FamilyRe: Traveling Beside A Mother With Two Kids by slimyem: 12:51pm On Jul 20, 2013
I travelled by road last weekend and something similar happened. This two year old boy screamed and cried for almost all the four hours the journey lasted. I felt like grabbing him from his mum and flinging him out the window.
Then there was this other one that was seated with her mum behind me. She pulled at my hair through most of the journey while I constantly protested. It was a really uncomfortable trip.
I avoid sitting next to nursing mothers on journeys like that. My tolerance level is very low. I love kids only when they are quiet,clean and cheery. cool
PoliticsRe: Protest Against Child Marriage To Hold Today In Lagos,Abuja And Other States by slimyem: 12:36pm On Jul 20, 2013
A-ZeD:
We don't need people like you in this country.
Who cares!!
I need to denationalize myself too.undecided
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Confirms Separation From Husband by slimyem: 12:29pm On Jul 20, 2013
I do not pity her at all. It was all wrong from the beginning and she knew it.
With eyes wide open,she walked into a pit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Freed Prisoner Prefers Prison To Being Released by slimyem: 12:24pm On Jul 20, 2013
Poor soul. Seven years of his life wasted just like that. His plight should be understandable. He needs proper rehabilitation else he'll be back to prison in a little while from now.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures Of A Nairalander by slimyem: 12:15pm On Jul 20, 2013
shocked shocked shocked Christ have Mercy!!!

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