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Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed At The Entrance Of My Sitting Room. Can You Identify It? by Slurity(m): 7:39am On Feb 25, 2021
CountDracula:
Rule of thumb with snakes... If its colour is green; you are probably safe. if it is colorful or patterned; run. if it is black... You are fvcked
some green and patterned snakes are far more deadly
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed At The Entrance Of My Sitting Room. Can You Identify It? by Slurity(m): 7:37am On Feb 25, 2021
TANID:
STILL ALL SNAKE ARE POISONOUS TO ME.

ALL OF THEM
It is a wrong grammar to say snakes are poisonous, they don't have poison but venom. Say snakes are venomous, just for the sake of college students that may be reading
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed At The Entrance Of My Sitting Room. Can You Identify It? by Slurity(m): 7:30am On Feb 25, 2021
Mokason288:
It’s very simple sir

Just grab the snakes head put your hand in its mouth

Just make sure it bites you

When it does that, wait until 24 hours if nothing happens to you... gbam cheesy

Non poisonous snake located



I HOPE I MADE SENSE
There is nothing like poisonous snake, kindly use the right words because of college students reading that still have exams. Snake don't have poison but VENOM, so snake is venomous and not poisonous
Romance › Re: What A Man's Babe Sent To Him. Should He Be Worried? by Slurity(m): 6:58am On Feb 23, 2021
I think her main man need her attention till Saturday too
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm Confused About The Grade Level I Was Given For A Federal Government Job by Slurity(m): 6:20am On Feb 23, 2021
They made mistake in that step offered to you for sure. Mail them back to confirm that. They only edit the name and forget to edit the step before sending to you. If they confirm its not a mistake, then run from them
Romance › Re: After I Took A Loan For Her, She Blocked My Number by Slurity(m): 6:13am On Feb 23, 2021
BUSHYANUS:
My fiancee made me take loan with my teacher salary. Big money for her which I am going to repay in five years. Just after I gave her the money, she has blocked my number.

Please help me cry
Go and arrest her if you have prove of money transferred to her, I hope you did not give her the money in cash. That is love scam
Politics › Re: 2022: Tension In Ekiti PDP As Fayose Dumps Eleka, Oni, Supports Kolawole by Slurity(m): 9:21am On Feb 22, 2021
FAYOSE JUST FIRED THE SECOND BULLET TO FINISH PDP PATAPATA
Family › Re: Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Slurity(m): 9:18am On Feb 22, 2021
At 20 years old, you are still a baby. I wonder why you want to feel like daddy. You are still even young to have gf
Family › Re: Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Slurity(m): 9:16am On Feb 22, 2021
Your help is in the hospital and not nairaland, it is obvious you have inadequate Goldnaldotrophic or androgen hormone or both. Go for test and drugs will be given for correction if it's a corrective type. Some of the condition can be corrected while some are not. This is the case of Lionel Messi, the legend footballer, his case was discovered early and corrected
Romance › Re: Help, I Can't Get Over My Girlfriend by Slurity(m): 6:41am On Feb 19, 2021
Killertune20:
Yes I do
kai.... don't try it. You will regret it. No one win against nature. The nature is smarter and always fight back hard. Pray for your happiness and she will come to you even if she is currently another man's everything. I have to leave the love of my life myself when God told me, she is not for me.
Family › Re: Does My Brother's Wife Have The Right To Walk Me Out Of My Brother's House ? by Slurity(m): 5:53am On Feb 17, 2021
My brother. You are a trespasser. Even if you own the house, so far that woman is not your wife, she can throw you out by equal right that your brother wife. Your case is a case of a visitor that is cooking for another visitor without permission. But check very well, your real problems with your brother's wife is not actually the cooking but a very bad behaviours from you that you are not telling us here.
Romance › Re: Guys, Would You Marry A Lady Who Smokes? by Slurity(m): 3:57am On Feb 16, 2021
If i can marry my present wife, then I can marry anybody even she she takes drugs provider God told me she is my wife. I only need the convincing evidence from God that she is mine. I know for sure every other things will fall in the right places later. God first
Celebrities › Re: "We Were Beaten" Mr Macaroni Speaks On What Happened After His Arrest by Slurity(m): 6:55am On Feb 15, 2021
I don't understand the justification behind the protest o. Are we saying they should not open toll gate again? Does the protesters even have sense?
Romance › Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by Slurity(m): 6:34am On Feb 15, 2021
umohlee:
Hmmm, I surprise to hear all this comments here, I attend Cele church once in a while for spiritual consult and I must say it a good church. Their ladies are lovely and advisable to date
Taar.... you don't anything.
Romance › Re: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by Slurity(m): 6:32am On Feb 15, 2021
Just because of two reasons.
1. They are are diabolic
2. They have multiple sex partners
Career › Re: How Much Was The First Salary You Ever Earned? by Slurity(m): 6:27am On Feb 15, 2021
2000. @2003
Politics › Re: #OccupyLekkiTollGate: Falz Reacts To The Arrest Of Mr Macaroni And Others by Slurity(m): 9:40pm On Feb 13, 2021
I always thought Nigeria youth are smart until this stupid protest idea came and some people still foolishly joined. The last peaceful protest end in killing and lost of properties and you think a sane government will allow another protest? We suppose to change approach and not protest for now. Let our voice be heard from another approach
Education › Re: Port-Harcourt Teacher Beats 11-Year-Old Special-Needs Student (Disturbing Photos by Slurity(m): 9:49pm On Feb 10, 2021
If you have never been beaten like this during your days in school then you must be from this untrained generation of student. Nothing is bad in this beating if the offense worth it.
Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Caught 2 Months After She Stole Alaba Lawson's Phone by Slurity(m): 7:23am On Feb 06, 2021
dominique:
What if she bought the phone not knowing it was stolen? I don't think people steal phones for their personal use, they steal to sell
She confessed to stealing it and even describe how she did it. Why are you helping her to think?
Family › Re: He Is Your Son, But I Am Not Going For Any DNA Test. Wife Tells Husband(video) by Slurity(m): 7:18am On Feb 06, 2021
thorpido:
DNA test is done by taking samples from the boy and from the father.It's not something they need the woman to do.
In this case,maybe the boy is in the woman's custody and the courts are involved.
Yes You are correct but because of the action the man will take after the result is out if it's negative will not be acceptable in any court if the woman did not witness the test because she can claim the test is falsified. If you listen well to the video. The man has already done a DNA test and the result is already out, but the man can not use that result against her because he did the test without her consent. I can 100% tell you that the man already know the boy is not his
Sports › Re: Samuel Chukwueze Undergoes Successful Groin Surgery In Germany (Photo) by Slurity(m): 2:00pm On Feb 05, 2021
Xucxex1997:
Why am I having the feeling that this guy is an over hyped player?
I wish him quick recovery tho
it simply because you don't understand football or you don't watch laliga often
Politics › Re: 2023: Can PDP Bounce Back? by Slurity(m): 9:22am On Feb 05, 2021
1. They don't have the good will
2. They don't have the good reputation
3.They don't have the good name
4. They don't have the right candidate
5. They don't have the money
6. They don't have the right strategy
7. They don't have the unity
8. They have only failures to show as campaign apparatus.

THEY CAN ONLY BOUNCE
Politics › Re: Buhari: I Appreciate How Our Online Warriors Defend Me - PMB To APC Youths by Slurity(m): 7:36am On Feb 05, 2021
arsenal444:
Is this man ok at all? Who defended you? Go sit down
BUHARI has failed in some area like security but in general evaluation in average, Buhari is the best ever Nigeria President. I respect him a lot . Voice from the southwest
Romance › Re: Lady In Viral Sex Video Admits Being A Sex Worker, Denied By LAUTECH by Slurity(m): 7:13am On Feb 05, 2021
I remembered about 5-6 girls doing olosho during my school days in Lautech, they camouflaged to their clients that they are Ladokites and even work their ways to rent a room inside the student hostel. We the students that leave in same hostel with them alone know that they don't even have SSCE
Politics › Re: You Are Forgiven, Ooni Replies Sunday Igboho by Slurity(m): 8:11pm On Feb 04, 2021
Kriss216:
In my honest opinion, Igboho should be the one to forgive the Ooni.
Igboho is smarter than you and that is why he did the needful. You will ask your father to come and apologize first abi? You purely lack respect
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nobody Is Safe Until Everyone Is Vaccinated — Boss Mustapha by Slurity(m): 9:31am On Feb 03, 2021
HeadShot:
Just like it's lost money on covid palliative
Yes. You think gain on paliatives ? You have to think well to understand
Food › Re: The Tomatoes, Onions & Pepper I Bought For ₦100 In Dutsinma, Katsina by Slurity(m): 9:02am On Feb 02, 2021
Ottyn01:
Bros you can lie ooh grin

Only that tomato and pepper is #200 here in Lagos not to talk of onions grin
lagos eat money and not goods, you can't compare price in Lagos to north where the crop are been produced
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nobody Is Safe Until Everyone Is Vaccinated — Boss Mustapha by Slurity(m): 8:59am On Feb 02, 2021
HeadShot:
Do you know how many billions the politicians will loot with this exercise?....

APc is evil
How many billions, tell us. government is going to lose money doing this exercise and not gaining
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nobody Is Safe Until Everyone Is Vaccinated — Boss Mustapha by Slurity(m): 8:57am On Feb 02, 2021
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Is the vaccine a must? Am adamant towards decision like this. I don't have covid 19 so as, am not taking any vaccine. undecided undecided undecided
Vaccines are preventive and not curative. You take it for prevention, you don't have to have it
Family › Re: Justice Anthony Okoro: DNA Confirms My 3 Kids Are Not My Biological Chidren by Slurity(m): 8:48am On Feb 02, 2021
Moblux:
Paternity fraud exposed again? Whatever reason she did it, I feel for the children. Having children in a marriage should not be the ultimate. Marriage is for companionship and not only essentially for procreation. Unfortunately, African culture put premium on procreation.
That is because Africa is still following the purpose of God creating the institution. Bible said........ 'because of fornication, let every man has his own wife'. Now digest that statesmen well and you will see that the purpose is of more of Procreation than companionship.
Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho In Oja-Odan, Ogun To Chase Fulani Herdsmen Out (Photos, Video) by Slurity(m): 7:08pm On Feb 01, 2021
Ciscogod:
Why do I feel if this guy is from East , he would have been arrested ?

Well, United we should all stand against the enemy of our people
The stuffs the guy is made up is different. Just look at his dressing and see what he was wearing as underwear. He alone is a battalion. He uses invisible guys to kill and no gun can penetrate his body. You can't compare him to Kanu that run away for bullet
Politics › Re: FG Has Almost Completed The Second Niger Bridge (Picture) by Slurity(m): 7:02pm On Feb 01, 2021
HeadShot:
Poverty capital...
Corruption capital
Unemployment capital

You name it
Check for facts yourself and stop listening to rumours. How will a country with highest GDP in Africa still the poorest at the same time?

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