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Romance / Re: Dating Cherubum And Serafim Girls Or Celestial Church Girls by slymm(f): 8:32pm On Dec 09, 2010
lies, Do not believe any of it. Eveyone in nigeria is paranoid about some form of religion or the other.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Period Is 21 Days Late, Is She Pregnant? by slymm(f): 8:19pm On Dec 09, 2010
wtf How old are you and this your gf sef If you have to wait for 21 days after a delayed period to ring the alarm, then maybe you guys are not old enough to be having sex in the first place. Walk into a pharmacy and buy a hpt(home pregnancy test), its about a hundred naira,, its as simple as peeing on a damn stick. And btw, i think you should start shopping at bambinos.
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 7:31pm On Dec 09, 2010
nags, just keep nagging about end times and hell, Better go out and have fun, if you wanna get your a.s.s hole bleepd, then please go ahead, and stop dulling.
Properties / Re: Tank Farm For Immediate Sale @ Port Harcout by slymm(f): 2:44pm On Dec 08, 2010
two plots of land at igwruta, port-harcourt for sale. Also four plots of land with adjoined uncompleted four bedroom flat, fenced with gate at rukpokwu, port-harcourt for sale. Contact me: 08037028445.
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 2:28pm On Dec 08, 2010
stop nagging about end times and demonic attacks, snap out of this paranoia about end times, its a simple gay church, men who like other mens dong up their behind, i see nothing wrong with that. Many of you guys have your gf/wives wear a Love Machine and eff your a.s.s, why is this such a big deal? Na wa oh, As a proud bi sexual female, i say live and let live. Too many of you are fornicators to come here and judge.
Romance / Re: My Friend And I Are In Love With D Same Guy by slymm(f): 3:19am On Dec 08, 2010
discuss it with her because? She is his girlfriend? His ex? Or he asked her out at one time or the other. Come to think of it, if you say you guys are so close she should be aware that he is asking you out, i mean girls always jist about stuff like that. You should know allready from her reaction the way she feels, ok, maybe you should talk to her and see what she says. I just do not know what you will do if she starts biatching and bemoaning her fate, babes are so complicated.
Romance / Re: She Refuses To Wash His Clothes by slymm(f): 3:11am On Dec 08, 2010
i will wash for my husband, not my boyfriend, is it not boyfriend that becomes husband?? The special thing(your body) you are to give to your husband you have given all your boyfriends, now yo think washing his boxers is a special treat? Get a grip ya'all
Romance / Re: Will You Sign A Prenuptial Aggrement Before Marriage?men See Reasons Here. by slymm(f): 2:24am On Dec 08, 2010
and i ask again, why are people still getting married??
Romance / Re: Should You Be Worried If Your Boyfriend Keeps Letters From Past Relationships? by slymm(f): 1:25am On Dec 08, 2010
you will break up with him if he refuses to burn the letters?? Isn't that a bit harsh? I personally couldn't be bothered by such, in my view, everyone has a past. I have pics of my exes, so does my bf, they are kept along with old pics and as long as they are in no ones face, no biggie. I will only have problems with pics on the phone, laptop or any other personal electronic device, especially the semi nude ones.
Romance / Re: She Refuses To Wash His Clothes by slymm(f): 12:53am On Dec 08, 2010
is this discussion for real? Oya all those 'i cannot', i will never', god forbid women, quiet there, It is in nairaland you will come and flex your sharp, sharp mouth then you go to your boyfriends yard and start blowing stove outside. , first, there is no black and white to this thing, every relationship is different, and as long as the man and woman figure out what works for them, then everyone is happy. I seriously do not like to hear so called feminists start nagging. If you like have washing machines in every room, it is and will remain a mans world, and we women just live in it.
Romance / Re: My Friend And I Are In Love With D Same Guy by slymm(f): 12:35am On Dec 08, 2010
see, you are damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Dude is single, you are single, why are you stalling? He never had anything to do with her before now, so its not like you will be dating your friends ex anyway. He is a grown a55 man, and from all indication, he likes you, better stop calculating ifs and whens and whys, and go out with him.
Romance / Re: Please Treat As Serious And Urgent I Need Your Advice And Way Forward by slymm(f): 12:23am On Dec 08, 2010
is this how this babe has been draining your pocket? By threatning suicide, and maternal hbp? Chai, sorry! Tell her to go and write a second book of lamentations,, All this groaning and tears, and talk of snow because they saw her with phone in the hall? For this very naija For her to write such a thing on her facebook status means she does not even respect you at all. If i were you, i will wish her luck, count your losses and walk.
Romance / Re: What Is So Special About Virginity? by slymm(f): 12:03am On Dec 08, 2010
@poster, guy, you were messing up in the sex department, babe didnt know how to tell you, the same way many women are trapped in terrible sex lives. At least she came up with a reason, stupid as it may be to end the relationship. What silly talk about virginity, Forget that jist about girls can not forget their first, it does not apply to all women, many i know myself including will not touch the hymen breaker with a 10 foot pole,
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 11:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
@decryptor, rotflmsao, wtf? I can only imagine the anger that created such words, well i await mr corks response.
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 7:06pm On Dec 07, 2010
kwakwakwakwakwakwa, una too dey make me laugh, why do small small insignificant insults scratch you people like this Na wa oh. Lighten up, mr cork is just having fun and you guys are all getting sensitive and banging your heads on the wall, do you know how many people have told me that me as a benin girl and my mother were returned from italy, abeg you guys should take these cyber wars with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila, life is not that hard. Kwakwakwa,
Romance / Re: Limits And Relationships by slymm(f): 5:42pm On Dec 07, 2010
i  can   not   for   the   life   of   me   stand   clingy   me, i   need   space, you   see,   sometimes   i  switch   off   my   phone   because   i want   to   throw  the   damn   thing  against   the   wall,   sometimes   i want   to  sit   alone  with   a bottle   of  beer   watching  greys   anatomy,   please  try   to   find  something  to do  with  yourself  during  my  alone  time, i  do  not  mind  calls,   but  do not interrogate  and nag  me  if  i  do  not pick  up  your  call, no  clinging,   noo dictating  who  my friends  are, no going  through  my stuff, heckshut  the damn door when you   are taking a dump.  As  for sex,  you  can havve me anytime, anyplace, anywhere,
Romance / Re: Nothing Wrong With A Fat Wife! by slymm(f): 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
many african presidents are crude, so such talk from one does not suprise me. I personally think big women are sexy, in my experience they are better lays, and i will rather have them in my bed than a slim babe, maybe because i am a slim babe myself, you know they say opposites attract.
Romance / Re: Bad Gyalz Vs Bad Boiz = It' Unfair by slymm(f): 4:39pm On Dec 07, 2010
@poster, wait oh, which decade are you living in abeg? Well let me proudly welcome you to 2011, even though we have a few more days to it, you baffle me with your words, Be there bemoaning your fate of master key and shitty lock, girl, open your eyes and get with the programme, monogamy is old so last century for both the male and female specie.
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me: I Need To Stop This Act! by slymm(f): 4:33pm On Dec 07, 2010
guy   abeg   go   find   another   thing   to   do   with   yourself.   Better   use   condom   is  all   i will   tell   you,   you   are   surely   not   alone,   i am sure   many   of  your   fellow  brothers   here   are   in   the   same  boat   with   you.   If   you   are  married,   you   better  put  an end  to  it,  but  if  you  are   in  your  parents  home  and  enjoying  this  free   gift,   then  better  open  your  eyes  and learn   all the tricks  she will  teach  you  because  it  will  help  you  in   your future  relationships, now  run along  and go  have   fun.
Religion / Re: Dead Mermaid Found In Malaysia After Tsunami. by slymm(f): 4:14pm On Dec 07, 2010
many christians have lost their marbles. Living in constant state of paranoia, my advice, get a grip, and stop looking for things that do not exist. Wtf is wrong with some of you? That is a damn sculpture, but alas you have to turn it into a mermaid to remind yourself that god lives. I feel so sorry for most of you, the day you will go to the heaven, you will all realize your foolishnes, , but alas, alas, alas, it will be tooo latee. Mermaid my skinnny behind.
Properties / Re: For Sale by slymm(f): 12:11pm On Dec 07, 2010
four plots of land, with adjoined uncompleted four bedroom residential building, fenced with gate at rukpokwu area of port-harcourt, please contact me 08037028445
Business / Re: Share Your Story - Have You Made Money From Nigerian Crude Oil by slymm(f): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2010
this geochris propaganda is too much. I do believe if it is truly genuine, then there will be no need for the drum beat. Beware of geochris.
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 11:45am On Dec 07, 2010
many of you fornicators and fraudsters coming here to spew your anger at gays really amuse me. What makes you think you are better than them? Or do you really believe god is going to say all ye gays, your sins are greater than the rest? Why do you feel the need to rub your beliefs in peoples faces, judge and condemn? Many of you are closet gays, and are so disgusted with yourselves, you direct your anger at those who have the guts to be public about their sexual orientation. You are better than no one.

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