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Romance / Re: Dating Cherubum And Serafim Girls Or Celestial Church Girls by slymm(f): 8:32pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
lies, Do not believe any of it. Eveyone in nigeria is paranoid about some form of religion or the other. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Period Is 21 Days Late, Is She Pregnant? by slymm(f): 8:19pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
wtf How old are you and this your gf sef If you have to wait for 21 days after a delayed period to ring the alarm, then maybe you guys are not old enough to be having sex in the first place. Walk into a pharmacy and buy a hpt(home pregnancy test), its about a hundred naira,, its as simple as peeing on a damn stick. And btw, i think you should start shopping at bambinos. |
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 7:31pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
nags, just keep nagging about end times and hell, Better go out and have fun, if you wanna get your a.s.s hole bleepd, then please go ahead, and stop dulling. |
Properties / Re: Tank Farm For Immediate Sale @ Port Harcout by slymm(f): 2:44pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
two plots of land at igwruta, port-harcourt for sale. Also four plots of land with adjoined uncompleted four bedroom flat, fenced with gate at rukpokwu, port-harcourt for sale. Contact me: 08037028445. |
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 2:28pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
stop nagging about end times and demonic attacks, snap out of this paranoia about end times, its a simple gay church, men who like other mens dong up their behind, i see nothing wrong with that. Many of you guys have your gf/wives wear a Love Machine and eff your a.s.s, why is this such a big deal? Na wa oh, As a proud bi sexual female, i say live and let live. Too many of you are fornicators to come here and judge. |
Romance / Re: My Friend And I Are In Love With D Same Guy by slymm(f): 3:19am On Dec 08, 2010 |
discuss it with her because? She is his girlfriend? His ex? Or he asked her out at one time or the other. Come to think of it, if you say you guys are so close she should be aware that he is asking you out, i mean girls always jist about stuff like that. You should know allready from her reaction the way she feels, ok, maybe you should talk to her and see what she says. I just do not know what you will do if she starts biatching and bemoaning her fate, babes are so complicated. |
Romance / Re: She Refuses To Wash His Clothes by slymm(f): 3:11am On Dec 08, 2010 |
i will wash for my husband, not my boyfriend, is it not boyfriend that becomes husband?? The special thing(your body) you are to give to your husband you have given all your boyfriends, now yo think washing his boxers is a special treat? Get a grip ya'all |
Romance / Re: Will You Sign A Prenuptial Aggrement Before Marriage?men See Reasons Here. by slymm(f): 2:24am On Dec 08, 2010 |
and i ask again, why are people still getting married?? |
Romance / Re: Should You Be Worried If Your Boyfriend Keeps Letters From Past Relationships? by slymm(f): 1:25am On Dec 08, 2010 |
you will break up with him if he refuses to burn the letters?? Isn't that a bit harsh? I personally couldn't be bothered by such, in my view, everyone has a past. I have pics of my exes, so does my bf, they are kept along with old pics and as long as they are in no ones face, no biggie. I will only have problems with pics on the phone, laptop or any other personal electronic device, especially the semi nude ones. |
Romance / Re: She Refuses To Wash His Clothes by slymm(f): 12:53am On Dec 08, 2010 |
is this discussion for real? Oya all those 'i cannot', i will never', god forbid women, quiet there, It is in nairaland you will come and flex your sharp, sharp mouth then you go to your boyfriends yard and start blowing stove outside. , first, there is no black and white to this thing, every relationship is different, and as long as the man and woman figure out what works for them, then everyone is happy. I seriously do not like to hear so called feminists start nagging. If you like have washing machines in every room, it is and will remain a mans world, and we women just live in it. |
Romance / Re: My Friend And I Are In Love With D Same Guy by slymm(f): 12:35am On Dec 08, 2010 |
see, you are damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Dude is single, you are single, why are you stalling? He never had anything to do with her before now, so its not like you will be dating your friends ex anyway. He is a grown a55 man, and from all indication, he likes you, better stop calculating ifs and whens and whys, and go out with him. |
Romance / Re: Please Treat As Serious And Urgent I Need Your Advice And Way Forward by slymm(f): 12:23am On Dec 08, 2010 |
is this how this babe has been draining your pocket? By threatning suicide, and maternal hbp? Chai, sorry! Tell her to go and write a second book of lamentations,, All this groaning and tears, and talk of snow because they saw her with phone in the hall? For this very naija For her to write such a thing on her facebook status means she does not even respect you at all. If i were you, i will wish her luck, count your losses and walk. |
Romance / Re: What Is So Special About Virginity? by slymm(f): 12:03am On Dec 08, 2010 |
@poster, guy, you were messing up in the sex department, babe didnt know how to tell you, the same way many women are trapped in terrible sex lives. At least she came up with a reason, stupid as it may be to end the relationship. What silly talk about virginity, Forget that jist about girls can not forget their first, it does not apply to all women, many i know myself including will not touch the hymen breaker with a 10 foot pole, |
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 11:19pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
@decryptor, rotflmsao, wtf? I can only imagine the anger that created such words, well i await mr corks response. |
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 7:06pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
kwakwakwakwakwakwa, una too dey make me laugh, why do small small insignificant insults scratch you people like this Na wa oh. Lighten up, mr cork is just having fun and you guys are all getting sensitive and banging your heads on the wall, do you know how many people have told me that me as a benin girl and my mother were returned from italy, abeg you guys should take these cyber wars with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila, life is not that hard. Kwakwakwa, |
Romance / Re: Limits And Relationships by slymm(f): 5:42pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
i can not for the life of me stand clingy me, i need space, you see, sometimes i switch off my phone because i want to throw the damn thing against the wall, sometimes i want to sit alone with a bottle of beer watching greys anatomy, please try to find something to do with yourself during my alone time, i do not mind calls, but do not interrogate and nag me if i do not pick up your call, no clinging, noo dictating who my friends are, no going through my stuff, heckshut the damn door when you are taking a dump. As for sex, you can havve me anytime, anyplace, anywhere, |
Romance / Re: Nothing Wrong With A Fat Wife! by slymm(f): 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
many african presidents are crude, so such talk from one does not suprise me. I personally think big women are sexy, in my experience they are better lays, and i will rather have them in my bed than a slim babe, maybe because i am a slim babe myself, you know they say opposites attract. |
Romance / Re: Bad Gyalz Vs Bad Boiz = It' Unfair by slymm(f): 4:39pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
@poster, wait oh, which decade are you living in abeg? Well let me proudly welcome you to 2011, even though we have a few more days to it, you baffle me with your words, Be there bemoaning your fate of master key and shitty lock, girl, open your eyes and get with the programme, monogamy is old so last century for both the male and female specie. |
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me: I Need To Stop This Act! by slymm(f): 4:33pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
guy abeg go find another thing to do with yourself. Better use condom is all i will tell you, you are surely not alone, i am sure many of your fellow brothers here are in the same boat with you. If you are married, you better put an end to it, but if you are in your parents home and enjoying this free gift, then better open your eyes and learn all the tricks she will teach you because it will help you in your future relationships, now run along and go have fun. |
Religion / Re: Dead Mermaid Found In Malaysia After Tsunami. by slymm(f): 4:14pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
many christians have lost their marbles. Living in constant state of paranoia, my advice, get a grip, and stop looking for things that do not exist. Wtf is wrong with some of you? That is a damn sculpture, but alas you have to turn it into a mermaid to remind yourself that god lives. I feel so sorry for most of you, the day you will go to the heaven, you will all realize your foolishnes, , but alas, alas, alas, it will be tooo latee. Mermaid my skinnny behind. |
Properties / Re: For Sale by slymm(f): 12:11pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
four plots of land, with adjoined uncompleted four bedroom residential building, fenced with gate at rukpokwu area of port-harcourt, please contact me 08037028445 |
Business / Re: Share Your Story - Have You Made Money From Nigerian Crude Oil by slymm(f): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
this geochris propaganda is too much. I do believe if it is truly genuine, then there will be no need for the drum beat. Beware of geochris. |
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by slymm(f): 11:45am On Dec 07, 2010 |
many of you fornicators and fraudsters coming here to spew your anger at gays really amuse me. What makes you think you are better than them? Or do you really believe god is going to say all ye gays, your sins are greater than the rest? Why do you feel the need to rub your beliefs in peoples faces, judge and condemn? Many of you are closet gays, and are so disgusted with yourselves, you direct your anger at those who have the guts to be public about their sexual orientation. You are better than no one. |
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