@adolfe, and the sworn enemies will be I have no enemies on nairaland, i might butt heads with certain people,, and find their attitude to certain things disgusting just as i do some of my friends in real life, but i have no enemies. And what do you mean by death threat? There was not a death threat of any kind made by mrs eve or anyone, in her own way she used the term death in a way i found offensive, but hey, whatreva!, i do not not her and therefore she is in no position to make death threats to me. This whole jist doesnt hold my interest anymoore by the way.

@ms eve, trust me, you do not neeed to apologise, if you see nothing wrong with what you said. Whatever! And just so you know, i am not getting emotional or anything like that, i was just offended by your post, but since you claim you have nothing to aplologise about, then its cool,, as i said before, its cyber world, i expect to meet all sorts of characters around, i refuse to crawl into the sewer with you or anyone else, so carry on with you sarcasm all you want. I will just ignore someone like you who feels too insecure to accept she has done any wrong. So yeah, whatever!!!!! @johndoe, hey dude! Thanks for having my back, really appreciate. I like that no matter how we argue and fight, we really do know where to draw the line, (you and i that is oh); i cant speak for others.lol!

@ms eve, sarcasm with something as serious and extreme as death is not sarcasm, half the time someone with a sense of humuor as crazy as i have will detect sarcasm a mile away. Heck i am the queen of sarcasm, but will never tell anyone something as sinister as death certificates and obituary. Its so not cool, and i am very offended by it, but then again , its cyberworld, and i should not be so shocked to meet things like this. Whatever nigga!!

@mrs eve, you talk about my death certificate and obituary because i said stop talking?? You insult me with something as extreme as death because i question your use of words? Are you serious? I can not tell you how shocked i was to see your reply. How did i insult you to warrant such utterances? I have seen some of your posts before, andd except some1 is using your i.d, it is apparent you have made your bed in the gutter, and i will not even go down there. I suspect you will come here and say exactly what you said again with no remorse, but i have told myself you do not know me, and spewing hate filled words and using words like death the way you have shouldnt bother me. I have had arguments on this forum, but no post directed at me has shocked me the way yours have. I hope you feel like a rockstar now? And p.s! I am not going anywhere near death yet, so you are going to have to make anothere christmas wish, pathetic!!!

@mrs eve, wow! Wow! Wow!? Admit you just messed up with your words, How can you say we niggaz like to beat our wives legally? Niggaz? Just stop talking please.

@abiazemo most pple here are not trying to nag oh, We know no one is perfect. We are all viewing this with a sense of humuour, @babsmii, i will marry him like dat oh, because if he tells you my own annoying habit, you will not believe it. I know one for sure is that he says i shout when i am on the phone, and he keeps trying to remind me that i should just put the phone to my ear and talk gently nand he assures me technology has made it possible that the personn on the other side will hear, i do not need to start shouting like a market woman. I do not know when i shout though oh. Lol!

are you that woman in asaba i have been hearing about? How many single old ladies go to suck her big breast in asaba and end up with a husband in less than two weeks? Are you the one?

rotflmfao!!!!!, My bf snores so loud at night, i have to get up to watch t.v because i can not sleep, and when i complain he say, just tap me and say change position. I am like wtf He has the habit of farting all the time, and he thinks its funny, he says, there is nothing there, you fart your own lets see. We can have a competition. Disgusting!, he likes to do his business in the toilet with the door wide open while attempting to discuss important issues. I do not want to see him or anyone in the toilet, shut the damn door. Hee has absolutely no boundaries. I have told him that seperate bedrooms will be the only way after the i dos.

i   believe   the   lady   has  a   problem   not   connected   in   any   way   to   her   degrees.   Hmnnn!,   hmnnnn!  She   should   stop   blaming   those   degree.   By  the   way,   what   is  she  doing   with   them?  Na  wa  oh, some   people   like   book   oh.   I  hope   the   degrees  are  paying   off  in  her  career   and  finances   sha.?

very easy @johndoe, is the most annoying person on nairaland, He is vulgar, always calling peoples mothers a ho, and insisting they still do not know who their father is. He has a very distorted and twisted view of women and the way he believes they should be treated. I believe he is a teenager in rehab.
@sagamit
dear lord, this guy and his unbelievably long posts. He actually believes he is the tortoise of nairaland. Mr wise, ww either listen and accept his view or we are doomed to foolish ville.
I will nominate a third person soon

you guys are just too funny. @ladies, going pantyless all the time especially when wearing trousers is bad for the health of dear Womanliness, you see we are so prone easily prone to infection, and trousers rubbing bare against the Womanliness is not a good idea. Once in a while is cool though.

oh lordy, lordy, the brains of some have gone cold. How did you come up with the comparism of the dog and his gf and family? A man can no longer love his dog, because it is meat to you? Please stop making a mockery of his love for his dogs. I havee four dogs, and they mean the entire world to me, i know how i cries for days when three of my adorable dogs died. I do eat cow meat, but if someone loves his pet cow, i am not gonna look him in the face and say, hey, how about we use molly the cow for barbecue tonight? That is just rude and crude. Leavee him be please. @op, please hope your pal is doing just fine. Keep us updated.

@johdoe, you can conclude whatever you will from my posts, it is your own measure of understanding that will bring you to any sort of conclusion.i have come to understand that women mean nothing to you. Communicating with you without any form of insults from you is like asking any mortal man to walk on the sea. You can not seem to get your point acroos without hurling insults and screaming to be heard. If the conclusion you came to is all you could gather from my posts, then apparently i find myself face to face with a brick wall. It is easy for you to use such demeaning terms as aboki for the northern man. Trying to demean everyone around you only goes to show who you are. Beat your wife oga if it makes you feel like a man oh. I believe i have mad my point to sane and adult human beings who have too much self confidence and assurance in themselves they are able to put a point across withoyt screaming like a toddler.

you guys are starting to sound pathetic and desperate, wtf Nagging women. Get over it. The argument is boring and frankly annoying too. Love gays, hate gays, who cares , jeez! You believe this logic and explanations and annoyingly long posts, will change anyones opinion overnight.

stop with the inferirity complex please. Always after the foreigners, and how they are trying to lecture you. Get a grip! No foreigner is trying to lecture you on anything. There are ccertain cultures that are repugnant to fairness, good conscience and natural justice. Many women in the north or south do not know what their rights as human beings are. As for johndoe, stop trying to paint the northern man with the brush of barbarism. The sharia law does not allow for beating of women(strictly) as a general law, but if the wife messe up, the husband can give her what is called a light symbolic beating, not with a whip, koboko or anything that can hurt her, but with a garment to make her feel remorseful. Back in law school, our lecturer gave us an example of a man using his garment to beat his wife while he was still wearing it. Now seriously, how much can that hurt you? I understand if some of you see women as people you can beat, and that is fine, your opinion and like your ass holes, you are entiltled to them, I

@darkhand, what i believe? Are you serious? Did the law tell you killing another human being is wrong? Or stealing? Please understand me and stop trying to twist my words. The black man is not an animal please, so do not potray him aas one just because certain crude and caveman like men abound amongst us. There is wrong annd there is right, believe what you want, and let the law tell you what it will, but there is something called fairness, natural law and good conscience, and noo one teaches us that, now unless you are a mechanical robot, those traits are live in you. You can beat your wife or girl however you want, if it makes you feel like a man, that is her own cup of milo, not mine. She has agreed to put up with a caveman. Do not be stuck in a time warp my dear, we no longer use stone sto start a fire.

@darkhand, foreigners lecturing us? Are you kidding me? The foreigners actually had to tell us that beating a woman is wrong? What are we? Animals who can not tell right from wrong? Please that statement does not make any sense.

commitment phobic, happens to many of us. I do know a lot of guys that will love to hang with you though

what of us nairalanders in jigawa? How will we partake in this. I want to meet 190.

i agree that any man who lays his hand on a woman is a scum, agreed! But some women thrive in dram filled relationships. I have a friend who keeps going back to the same guy who beats her over and over and over again. At the beginning of course, i as a friend am upset, advice her, be there for her when she cries, scold her, scream, counsell and before you know she is back in his bed, those are the kind of women i am talking about here, as much as the man is scum, i start to loose respect for you who have decided to put up with the scum. At a point , i told her, lool i do not want to hear crap about the idiot you call a fiance. Do not tell me how he is, or what he is doing, i do not care. And make sure you do not cry to me about him punching your stupid eye.

awwww, i love dogs, oh their cute wet nose, the way they look at you. They are the best friends i have ever had. I cried for days when i lost my dog recently, just talking about him makes me cry @op, i hope your pal gets better, please take him to another vet for a second opinion okay. Ignore some people who come here to seek publicity by trying to be funny. If yoy do not like pets, wht not ignore the thread. Village jesters!

have you seen for yourself anyone who actually made any money? Its just that buyers and sellers are very frustrating that is all.

@buzge, lol! I am done sharing my opinion with you abeg. To each his own mmnnnkay! Let everyone live and let live with their opinions. On another note, you are back, yaaaay!

what is it with certain people and the need to insult peoples mothers and fathers? I have told you women on this forum to desist from exchanging words with @johndoe, he manages to demean women and has the habit of calling your mother a ho. He once said people like him bleep my mother, and my only reply was, fine no problem, i will ask my mum if she remembers you. Have you forgotten when you lie with the dogs you get up with fleas? Please do not drag yourself down to the depth of any woman hating man. Such people have issues that can not be solved on nairaland. I repeat that any woman who stays in an abusive realtionship deserves all the beating she can get. Iff your man turns you into a puppy as john doe has said, then you have no one to blame but yourself.

@nellaluv, lol! Very funny. He didnt need to marry her for the boobs you know, he had been getting them for free for a long time. I think celebrities and infact many people have taken the entire marriage institution for granted. Its a sad sad story, but it is what it is. I personally believ celebrities should stay far away from the white dress, tux and altar

it takes a special kind of twisted mind to indulge in such an act.