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Celebrities / Re: My Fiance Took Away My Shame-Tiwa Savage by slymm(f): 7:40am On Jun 08, 2013
Another I.d.I.o.t bites the dust. That is why African women will continue to drown in ignorance, how can an educated woman open her mouth to say a man took away her shame. Stop tasking men with the burden of being shame removers, its too much work. If you see his putting a ring on your finger as taking away your shame and not because you fell in love and wanted to get married. Kpele.

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Romance / Re: Help!!!!!she Suspects Her Boyfriend Is Gay. by slymm(f): 5:25pm On Jun 07, 2013
Let her buy a strap on and try to play with his butt hole, if he likes it, then the man is a fairy.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by slymm(f): 5:14pm On Jun 07, 2013
I would totally do Hakeem over and over again. Dayyuuuuuuuum. Look at those arms.
Romance / Re: Why Does A Relationship Get Boring After A While? by slymm(f): 5:02pm On Jun 07, 2013
Because its not normal for one woman to be stuck with one man all the days of her life, neither is it normal for one man to be stuck with one woman all the days of his life. Its unnatural and a forced concept of society and civilization. If we all had an open honest relationship with our partner, we will be free to engage in other relationships and live a better life. Stop laying claim to any one human being.
Romance / Re: This Is Why It Is Generally Impossible To Please Men (LOOK) by slymm(f): 4:53pm On Jun 07, 2013
When will grown ups stop playing with rule books that mean nothing? Tick tock...time is ticking, get with the programme. No rules or lists in this game of love.

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Romance / Re: Main Reason Naija Babes Are In A Relationship by slymm(f): 4:41pm On Jun 06, 2013
Truly the ramblings of a frustrated man. And why do Nigerian men go into relationships and cheat on their wives? Is it not to taste and see that pussy is sweet. Why do they jump from one woman to another while their dicks remain long and thick at every given time, looking for who to entice with material things? The day nigerian men or men in general stop letting a small wet hole lead them everywhere, is the day Nigerian women will stop loving material things. Now run along and look for something better to talk about.

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Romance / Re: He Is Not Gud looking And Not Good In Bed!! by slymm(f): 4:33pm On Jun 06, 2013
@popwa...wickedness and stupidty? Just for a good advice? Na wa oh. Well I just gave my own advice, and I know its the best.
Romance / Re: He Is Not Gud looking And Not Good In Bed!! by slymm(f): 4:13pm On Jun 06, 2013
Hmmn, this is a nightmare, an ugly dude dead as wood in the sack?....that is a horrible combination. My advice is if he has enough money to make the babe turn the other cheek, then she must learn to cope. Love him and marry him, and then she can have a very young good looking man on the side who will make her sing like a canary in the bedroom. You see, she gets to eat her cake and have it too. If he is ugly, broke and bad in bed, honey drop him like a sack of patatoes. He is dead weight, and dead weight will only pull you down.
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Non Virgin Girl? by slymm(f): 3:59pm On Jun 06, 2013
Ged dammit! Some a-holes just take us in a time machine back to the 1930s. Are you messing with us or you are high on cheap drugs as usual? What kind of juvenile abd infantile question is this? Are you a virgin? You that is looking for virgin to marry? Have you kept your dick flacid and pure up till this point? Hmnn hmnnnn, you have dug into every honey pot and now you are looking for virgin to marry. Second hand men like you deserve second hand women. Get over your bull shyte and marry whoever you want to marry, there are bigger issues and bumps in this life than contemplating marrying a virgin or not.

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Romance / Re: She Took Off Her Underwear by slymm(f): 8:39am On Jun 06, 2013
If small girls who are unable to calculate their periods is your biggest concern with unprotected sex, then many of you are still ignorant and ignorance can kill. Go and find out the many horrible disease you can get from dipping your dick into every warm and damp pussy you can find, eventually you will come to learn that an unplanned pregnancy is just a tiny cross to bear. Ignore at your own peril.
Romance / Re: She Took Off Her Underwear by slymm(f): 3:10am On Jun 06, 2013
And there goes minutes of my life I will never get back. Precious minutes spent reading the proceeds of ignorance. Educate your self about abortion and stop spreading lies about bleeding and death from it. Stay away from pre marital sex and realize abortion in this Country is illegal.

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Girls Gets So Fat After Marriage? by slymm(f): 4:48pm On Jun 03, 2013
There is nothing you set your mind to do that you can not do. All this you are on your own talk, how will I have time to do this or that is pathetic. Stop spreading like butter all over your husbands house, reduce your food portions, stop swallowing everything you see and make out time to look good for your self and then for your husband and kids.

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TV/Movies / Re: Denzel And Huddah First To Be Evicted From Big Brother Africa The Chase by slymm(f): 4:20pm On Jun 03, 2013
I promise you my friends, something is not right with Denzels brain, look at him closely, you will notice traces of slow development. I am glad he has gone. Huddah should go back home to her lover Prezzo with her bony body.

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do? by slymm(f): 4:03pm On Jun 03, 2013
Hehehehe, you guys should build a boxing ring and invite an audience. Toxic relationship, it is bad for the soul.
Family / Re: Preventing Infidelity In Your Marriage by slymm(f): 2:04pm On May 31, 2013
If there were rules to this infidelity thing, most men and women will remain faithful. Ain't no rules, some men have made up their minds that they can never sleep with one woman for the rest of their lives, never, so no matter how slim, sexy beautifful the wife is, dude has got to do what he has got to do. Some women have vowed to let the sexy young ones keep them feeling wanted, so let us leave all these rules. It takes a strong will and discipline and principle to stay faithful to one person.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Liz Da Silva Pregnant For 3 Men? by slymm(f): 1:45pm On May 31, 2013
Wow! The world produces a new mumu everyday!!! How can annyone say someone is pregnant for 3 men? Even if she is not sure who the father is, does that mean she is pregnant or was pregnant for 3 men? Only an alien can get impregnanted by 3 men. Wowza!
Romance / Re: I'm Not Feeling Comfortable With Their Closeness Pls Advice Me by slymm(f): 1:39pm On May 31, 2013
Darling, you will learn in time that women are smart, they wwill cheat on you and stare you in the face, and you will never ever know. She promised you nothing, let her and the senior be. They deserve each other.

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Romance / Re: Wife Catches Husband Red-handed Sleeping With Their Housegirl by slymm(f): 1:28pm On May 31, 2013
Heheheheheh women oh.... We are a weird speccie. Look at some wowmen blaming the woman for taking a maid into the house. Hia! A dog sleeps with the housemaid, and as usual wwomen will blame the victim. The man? Oh, he is just a man, what do you expect? Is that what the male folks have been reduced to? Dogs walking around with a hard on aand no self control, discipline or respect for the vows they have taken? I refuse to believe that. Until people start holding these men whores respoonsible for their whoring ways, and stop punishing the victims, such men wwill continue to sleep with every thing that has a hole between its tighs. At this point, even our bitches and hens are in grave danger.

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Women See Their Mother-in-law As A 'witch'? by slymm(f): 11:03pm On May 29, 2013
What a wonderful story. Your MIL was the one handing out your pocket money? This shit gets stranger by the day!!!
Romance / Re: HELP! I'm In Love With Two Men At Once.. My Boyfriend And My Ex by slymm(f): 10:48pm On May 29, 2013
We can not help you darling. You alone know what you want and what the two men offer. Are they seriously waiting for you to make a choice?
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Essence Of Watching BBA??? by slymm(f): 10:44pm On May 29, 2013
You obviously have too much time on your hands if you waste it having seriouss concern on why people watch bbbA. People watch it because they want to, have you ever thought life could be so simple? Watching a programme just because you like it and think its fun? They do not have to benefit or gain anything from it. What do people gain from watching wrestling? Soccer? Cartoon? Watch what you want, and let other grown ass peoplle watch what they wwant, stop pondering and wondering and having grave concerns over something so flimsy. Breathe!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Yvonne Nelson's Outfit To Channel 0's Interview by slymm(f): 8:49pm On May 29, 2013
What is wrong with this woman? Why should a pretty woman like this starve herself of nutrients and become like a beanpole. Yvonne stop it at once. You were so tall and slim before, now you are long and skinny. Not a good look I tell you, and while you are at it, stop bleaching your skin. Damn! Women have some sserious body image issues.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Take On Being The Number 1 In A Cheating Spouse Life? by slymm(f): 8:40pm On May 29, 2013
Better to be openly broken than to keep wasting brain cells trying to invent lies when cheating in the dark. In an open relationship, everyone is aware that the relationship is not sexually monogamous, everyone is pleased and satisfied. Why are we pretending people are still faithfull to one partner? Wwomen are sharing out pussy like chirstmas candy for brazillian hair and men are spending money just to dip their dicks in every available pussy. Who are we kidding?

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Women See Their Mother-in-law As A 'witch'? by slymm(f): 8:29pm On May 29, 2013
@zakiGP, that depends on what you mean by witch oh. Are you talking of spiritual fliers, who tie up the womb and eat their sons finance from the coven? Well some are like that sha, then some are the physical witches who will not allow peace tto reign in their sons lives and have vowed to make the imposters(wife) life miserable.
Family / Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by slymm(f): 5:39pm On May 29, 2013
My goodness, something is seriously wrong with women and the world. How can one explain following a grown ass man to the loo? Ha! A friend can not spend the night in the house again because a husband has now become a randy dog looking for who to pounce on? What kind of insult to men is that one? The best thing is to put the man in a box on the shelf, bring him out daily to polish him and return him back to the box, that is the only way to keep the man from the eyes of prying single friends who are jezebbels looking to swalloww the man hook line and sinker. A dog will be a dog, if you like follow him to the loo and come to the office to give him a Mouth Action...it will never be ok so if you married such a man, peace be still to your raging heart!

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Women See Their Mother-in-law As A 'witch'? by slymm(f): 5:31pm On May 29, 2013
Because some mother in laws act like witches. I do not think some women are stark raving mad, clutching at their wrappper prepared for a fight with the mother in law, these women only become defensive wwhen thei mother in law starts to attack. So many MILs refuse to let their sons and their wives live in peace, they want to still ccontrol the man and tell him what to do. Of course, there are some daughter in laws that are biatches too. There are always two sided to a story.
Romance / Re: Somethings, Not Right With Us"....Please Give Advice by slymm(f): 5:26pm On May 29, 2013
Sweetie you are already on a one lane romance by yourself, infact you have reached the t.junction of that lane, only you know where to head on to. How can you sit behind a computer asking questions about a man who obviously is tired of you? Why do we women act confused and perplexed when the real answer stares us in the face?
Romance / Re: I Have intimate Urge For My Cousin by slymm(f): 5:18pm On May 29, 2013
Yes it is sarcasm my fellow nairalanders, because sarcasm is the only way I could reply this ridiculous topic.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Take On Being The Number 1 In A Cheating Spouse Life? by slymm(f): 5:04pm On May 29, 2013
@Mr Browwnjay you can get a 100 Amens...you have said it all. Life aint fair, its a mans world. Women have encouraged cheating men and accepted them as the norm, why then should they change? I have said it and will continue to say that people should have an open relationship, make sure you guys talk and accept that being faithful is not possible, and explore together. Join a swingers club, and play together. Stop all this backyard awway match. Its too much work.
Romance / Re: Why Do Boys Cheat On Their Girlfriends by slymm(f): 4:58pm On May 29, 2013
Ladies now cheat as much as men because they have come to understand that there is no point being faithful to a dog. You see, women get bored too, they get tired of the same dick time and time again. Whoever said variety is the spice was not talking to just the men, women need variety too. The best thing in the world now is an open relationship. I do not knoww why people pretend, and make vows and act like they want to phuck one man or woman forver. That is rare even among the animals. Have an open relationship, join a Player club and denjoy the short period you have on earth. Enough about this cheating topics, they are getting so stale, almost as stale as the same dick everyday. Give it a rest already.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Would Rather I Do Anything, But Operate My Phone. by slymm(f): 4:52pm On May 29, 2013
Well you have shown that you can not be trusted so what do you expect? She should knoww better than to monitor your phone and its usage, men like you wwill always find a way to get into a lewd situation so she should stop stressing herself.
Romance / Re: Letter To My Nigerian Ladies by slymm(f): 4:42pm On May 29, 2013
Wetin dey do this OP? Ha! Iff you have a current gf that is so independent, wetin come dey make you blow gasket? Take it easy oh, hbp has no cure. The World has gone to hell in a hand basket, there is nothing you can do about it. Most men are willing to spend their money just to phuk a woman because their braain resides down south, and most women are wiwlling to open their legs if the price is right. Live and let live. Just so you know, not every woman wants to get married ok, this is 2013, some women are not interested in that institution known as marriage, stop going on and on about how theyy will die single.

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