₦airaland Forum

Goldbw122:
You should thank God that she had a jotter.

yea bro, although I have my suspicions all along but no concrete proof, she didn't even know I've seen her dairy hitherto...she just walked into my trap and that was all I needed

Flamemignon1:
It's sports,I'm part of the queer community and I tell you nothing will happen

unless PSG decides to overlook the case which is likely,but I think France football association are trying to take it personal...

It's quite unfortunate how the West are fond of giving a dog a bag name just to crucify it...This can only be the zenith point of double standard

This show is losing its sauce with their unnecessary introduction of already made housemates...

Ballzproblemm:
tdamn your girlfriend na cheerful giver like most naija babes

more reasons I left her for the street where she belongs...

OhBritannia:
Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope she won't come online to shout abuse when the players starts insulting her because players insult and shouts at referee a lot.
This will back fire.

Na women you wan try?? some might claim sexual assaults on them and the heat of the game might distract some to start reffing with emotions...

Imagine seeing a very fine guy playing for one team, as a lady they will certainly develop crush on him and decides to ref on his favour...

TBVH...I think those at the echelon of footballing affairs are spoiling the beautiful game of football with their unnecessary change of policies just to suit one useless agenda, nobody will run mad if women should focus on women league while the men do the same...

I won't be surprised one day if they wake up one morning and decided to field female players in males team, we might as well see Alexis Putellas playing 10 for Barcelona male team...

This is what we get when Simps are allowed to hold vital positions...

Omo...we no want oO, I wonder what's wrong with this Barcelona in terms of their policies in signing players, is ceaser an upgrade to Dest or Alves?? Why can't this club use their head like Dortmund for once...make I visit that their twitter page first

Modified : just look at how they have spoilt this thread with kidnapping, begging and betting posts I go soon leave this app for una

Well justified...The Timing of Nations league is a big turn off for many players, that a time when your club needs to accumulate much points and if you leave, January transfers are still going on during that time and you can easily be replaced...

Channah1:
See warped reasoning.
What has shape got to do with someone not being decent in her appearance?

So because we are same sex, I should be perceiving nyansh nyansh everywhere in this heat??

Try and be reasonable in your thinking.

she said perceiving ynash ynash everywhere... Don't worry, very soon, she will get a boyfriend and stops sleeping at home...

AishaDant:
She looks rather manly.

Well, so many Nigerian guys don't care as long as there is a hole... Let me keep quiet.

compared to the old plumpy ladies some normally profess online scam love to, this lady over here is Kim Kardashian to them...

Omo...see stamina!!

Which one is monkey pox again...This people will not kill us oO

tonididdy:
Tho it's Photoshop but happy birthday to her

it's not Photoshop, I remembered a news made rounds some years back of how a Man abandoned his wife and 3 lovely girls because they are had blue eyes...

She's uniquely beautiful....!! Wishing her more years ahead

Rastaramsey:
To be frank, you tried Sha...

Starting a cigarette is fuckin disapproving because of the nicotine and tar....
The way that shit go do your throat enh, you sef no go like am....

If you wanna chop market enjoy the trips, chop am for where you fi crash in case of highness

Chop 1 Stick of Mary
If you see say you won de high, drop the kush...

Enjoy the trips
Reason with it..

Nothing is like highness bro
The pleasure is outta the world...

Cheers mate..

Lol... Alright bro, be doing trips while I do drinks, we will both arrive at same endpoint...

Eya...this is just an extra year and their actions is well justified

I don't even know what to say...very soon, I just wished they will legalize flogging Simps with cord wire at the back of their necks lets see if they will advice themselves...

Rastaramsey:
The case might be the fact that you didn't inhale the smoke properly....
There is more to inhaling a smoke than you literally know.....

If you smoke stuffs like Colorado, the smoke will go smoothly down your throat
Buh after two to three puffs, you are already out of this world...

Highness highness highness
Is what we gain from this shit....


After the feeling of thrusting a lady, the feeling of highness is the second best feeling...

Lol...Although I finished 5 sticks of cigarettes that night like a pro, even my guys was surprised and doubted it was my first time, but something in me wasn't liking this new me...

But you see Alcoholic drinks, leave am for me, I go down am for still maintain my lane go house

The only time drink knocked me off was when I mixed Jack Daniels and black bullet, 3 BB only me, I did that because it was just outside my gate, The only thing I remembered by 9am was that I was outside drinking... na later I hear say na my GF they call make she come carry me

Omo fear women oO...
Everything was all rosy and sweet, all of a sudden, in her place of work, she started receiving this kinda late calls and was using bedroom voice for the guy...Ahhhh, Nooo!! That voice sounds familiar and unique to me alone but as a coded guy I comport myself, she noticed a little bit and said was it because of the call and I told her YES oO...I won't hide my feelings, cos I always own up to every sh*t/responsibilities bordering me like a fearless terrorists...!!

So she began singing to me like a well decorated choir mistress, but I know that lyrics of "He's just a friend" and this was the first time he was calling, and I quickly interrupted and reminded her that I was once just a friend and I know what I did...

It didn't take long before my observations becomes reality, I visited her one day and saw a new jotter, I was about to glance through and she pounced on me and collected it saying it's girls things... that stroked my awareness but I shrugged it off

On a very fateful day as devil may have it, I visited again but she told me she went out to get something before my arrival but she dropped her keys with someone, I got the keys and was jejely pressing my phone, then a call came into my phone and requesting I call out a friend phone number for him, I told him I will get back to him while I put it into writing...make I carry paper and pen oO, I now saw that jotter and said lemme even see the girls thing afterall we talking about my GF of a year plus here who doesn't hide anything from me (so I simpingly thought tho)

I opened it and at the middle page was her diary, I read all the rubbish she wrote inside, that same guy who was just a friend had already collected his maximum 3points, another guy in her neighbourhood whom we only shake hands whenever I come around has collected maximum 3points (No...this one should be 6points home and away because he was closeby) and the most painful aspects was that I was even the side boyfriend of her main boyfriend in Lagos... wow...so I have been dating a community project all this while I said to myself...

Well no issues shaah, I comfort myself like nothing happened and left her side, I maintained full status quo like nothing happened and what happened next should better be left unsaid because she's always a guests on NL and I like my anonymous status here...

The Oji Amu Eme Orji 1....!!!

I can see you want to continue the legacy of legendary Innocent 2baba and all I can say is to wish you good luck in your unquenchable taste for kpekus hunting...

dedonfranco:
You can't tell me that these people buying the APC presidential ticket for 100M just want to contest and lose....No. There is something hidden in their actions. Nigeria politician are not stupid.

Offcourse it's all part of investment, if you play politics very well in Uni, you will understand this aspects very well...

Within you, you know you stand no chance, but you buy a form for let say 100m, then with your stakeholders, have a round table meeting with the top 3 forces to reckon with individually as the case may be and assess who to step down for on basis of the highest bidder after much negotiations and collective bargaining must have been put in place...

In a layman's word "You meet Mr A, and negotiate to step down for him, that you and your delegates will vote for him if he agrees to compensate you with 200m for your form and a ministerial position/appointment if he eventually emerge the winner of the election...Meet Mr B and offers same, meet Mr C and offers same...

Now with this, you are sure of a win/win and might end up accumulating 300m as profits just by buying form of 100m, which business sweet pass this one... Omo, I play politics for school well well oO I was so popular in my department and faculty that I came unopposed in a highly competitive position like the D.O.S 1... shey you wan throway money...

APC cashed out massively...

Ndibunna:
Let him continue taking pictures with the Abia born terrorist Nnamdi kanu.

While the short missile terrorist simon Ekpa is busy recruiting his people from Ebonyi as ESN terrorists..like Sinbad from Abakiliki Ebonyi state who broadcasted that anyone caught during sit at home will be killed. Look at his typical of how they look. You don't need a safe to tell you he is from Ebonyi and trained from childhood to be violent.

They are never in short supply for recruitment and blood means nothing to them.

One thing I noticed about this Ipob/ESN guys is that they all belongs to one cult group or the other, Are this the calibre of people recruited and suitable enough to pilot the security affairs of the East? What happens to the guns in vogue if peradventure everything boils down and they stopped bankrolling them, the rooster will obviously come home to roost...

It's time they treat them in the language they won't even understand because in the East, we are tired, imagine little boys caging grown up men at home just because they had guns...

Anyways, A wise man once told me no matter the age "Anybody with a gun has the ultimate power"

Like I drove around every street yesterday looking for common tomatoes that was everywhere to buy, the once I managed to get after series of unsuccessful search were slightly damaged but local man has no choice other than to buy...

And still on still, we just thank God my Dad was lucky enough not to get killed not has his car burnt down after the masked Ipob/ESN guys caught him yesterday

Smoking is one thing I tried once and wondered what exactly do guys enjoy by inhaling and exhaling smoke, I wonder wetin some girls dey date self...Sometimes I will see some ladies with tattered and haggardly looking guys with questionable characters that can't offer anything apart from giving her a bad name and bad life and I begin to ask myself "what exactly do some ladies want"

Now, she's gone all because of common ordinary simple slippers...!!

FalseProphet1:
My brother nothing under the sun is certain.

Lol but it will...

This you have seen but refused to say...

One of the only way to curb this menace rampaging this nation is to imposed death sentence by firing squad immediately due investigations must have been concluded...

Right now, everyone has that mentality that money will bail and set them free one day, they will even go back to crime, Nigeria needs to instigate that fear factor for citizens to conform to the standard and norms of the society...!!

FalseProphet1:
And if it doesn't bounce back what will be your next plan?

Lol...It will certainly bounce back...!! That I can assure you

Great guy I must say...!! But his actions will definitely come with much consequences

Venza and Rav 4...well depending on what purpose and the terrain you normally use tho, but without thinking twice I will go for Venza and damn all consequences...

During my time I think we used New School Physics by P.N okeke...You can check it out as well