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Maobichek:
At least now you know how desperate PSG is to keep their current best performer.

There was a time Messi had such privilege at Barca and CR7 also once had such privilege at Madrid so it's not a new thing nor desperation as you put it.

Just know you are already at the top of your career when you play for Real Madrid or Barcelona...Messi leaving Barcelona at the peak of his career would have been a downgrade...!!

Misplaced priorities...

Silentgroper:
Thank goodness... We kopites own d ucl and no one can dispute dat fact.

Till then naw...

Silentgroper:
I hope he wont be available for d ucl final

lol...not possible

Wow...what a powerful speech from Rudi, I felt connected to every sentence, wishing him goodluck in Real Madrid, but let it be known that he will so collect from my darling Barca during El classico...

Generalwoodz:
The lady will lie she didn't enjoy everything...
Your work is to massage oga Elon because to be a fuccking billionaire ain't child's play...

One-day, Elon was damn stressed and needed your magical hands to relieve himself, and at his service you appeared...

Elon suddenly got erected because your hands were too good. He honestly wanted to get inside but you said No!

To get into your pants, he offered to buy you a horse because you loved them but you still maintained your essence..

He showed you his dick but you bitch still Said No...

What's your fuccking problem?

You created a scene and He settled you with a whooping 250,000 $


Remember he didn't rape you.

Some women are useless.

You are a very wise man...

You just have to understand that their is no unconditional love anywhere in Nigeria, and people will always love you when it's beneficial and this applies to all gender...

Just make money and choose your own devil carefully if you are the type that wants to get married

AishaDant:
Op, you are a complete child!

I am disgusted reading this.

Why do most Nigerian men always want something?

What is wrong with just being friends with a female? Smh!

Yea...nothing is wrong with just been friends with a female but everything is wrong by been friends with a female that doesn't want you because someone's mental health is at stake...

OP is a real nigger that knows what he wants instead of sticking around simping for her week in week out hoping the lady will reconsider his proposal not knowing Baba has closed that chapter...

Most guys doesn't have chills, like me, if I ask you out, you refused it's 'magana yakari mana' and trust me I won't even hold it against you as I believe everyone has the right to make his/her choice...Not after refusing me, you begin to call every day for one favour or the other because she knows such guy will be at their weakest point... That's manipulation and the OP ain't a Simp

Wawelexy:
You re a kid bro. A crush of mine who turned my proposal down sometimes ago must be secretely regretting that now cause we still good friends and she discovered that i'm more of a great guy than she ever thought of.

Then how does that made him a kid...

It is that you all are ignorant of the facts that we all have different personalities or there is a standard manual out there for living life, he just stated the fact that her friendship doesn't suit his mental state and people are calling him names...

I share the same view as him as well, why are we friends if I can't date you, moreover such friendship is only beneficial to such ladies, he didn't approach her as a friend but was very direct in what he wants which didn't work out so the lady should fvcking leave him alone...

Demigod22...Thumps up bro, Na man you be!!

I haven't stopped laughing at OP after reading through from the 1st to 15th page only to realize he came back to update the thread after 5 solid years...

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

Lalasticlala

Nikky try de rest, you don try...

Earlystar698:
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Did you ask for our help when you are busy giving her head? You gave her cash and collect in kind, now she has seen another person that give her more cash and collect more kind and you are here disturbing us.. To wipe you cord dey hungry me, imagine say you be teacher and you don't have sense not even an atom of sense.

seems like you just took this words from me...how can a teacher not have sense?? I wonder what he has been impacting on those innocent kids ever since...

shedisavage:
RIP to the lad and future Comrade.
I don't think anybody should be punished cauz no one noticed when the boy fall into the water

if I'm the father of that kid...I will sue you for this useless comments!! Is there any subject like swimming?? Did they consult anybody before taking people's children to the pool, did they even know if these kids had phobia for water bodies...I wonder how some of you reason things in this country tho...

What fvckry....!!! I sent my son to school and you took them to swimming lesson...shey I no see swimming pool before I carry am go school abi...!!

If I'm the one, the only justice I want is to close down that school forever because it's a death trap, else I will personally burn it to the ground...

kriss27:
LOL... She wrote how many times she has had sex with each of them?

don't mind that girl, she's the type that normally put everything about her into writing, I guess she was careless that day, although from the write ups, she regreted her actions, but I know at some point the d**k slipped off and she inserted it in herself...

Bobmarie:
They are lot of guys doing local on Facebook with female pics. I know serveral that have bought cars with such.

Not saying women don’t do this but she has a point. Also most ‘rich boys’ in Nigeria beg white women for their money, so stop the hypocrisy. Imagine what the world thinks of Nigerian men and relax. We are all lame in this country.

hmmm... interesting!!

I don't think there is any big deal here, Dababy litterary came to Nigeria for musical video with Davido, so wizkid doesn't have any business in their matters, and if they don't get along, he wouldn't make sense tweeting about him just to satisfy curiousities...!! If you come for me, we align, if you don't, well still cool, we are all boss in our respective lanes...

Lol...seems this court sessions are fun filled, Atleast he will be able to watch Liverpool Vs Real Madrid

I just hope you never return back to this addiction, it has ended many careers and dreams

Cool tho...A legend and more

Congrats bro...!! Very soon, I will also japa...just like you pointed out, Nigeria ain't real, this are stuffs I like reading, not some unscrupulous fellows that will go and be advising other Nigerians not to come...Mehn, I hate that sh*t, fvcking return home let another person go...

Flamemignon1:
Well inclusivity never affected me, especially being a minority

well, it's different strokes for different folks, As a nobody, my opinion and personalities doesn't even matters in such cases...

Flamemignon1:
If your masculinity is that fragile that seeing things like this undermines your definition of a man, then you are not only a sexist bigot but you are not a man. Any poke at your masculinity,it will break

Nah... perhaps you missed the whole concepts, but no matter what, I still don't understand the use of female refs in male football game...

Flamemignon1:
You do realize they are also gay referees right who will do the bolded too right? So that's no excuse

yea, I know, but these refs won't come out because such players are straight...

Point is that they should leave men's job for men to handle, I read something on robotic refs also...

Zonefree:
You must always find means to support the uselessness of your gender.. tueh!

I swear, she never disappoints...

Candidlady:




And your brain didn't tell you it could be a guy behind those so called handles..

Facebook is full of fake people

I know the defenders of the realm of leeches & parasite association of Nigeria will rise and defend their course.... They always shift the blame to men, you people should start taking responsibilities for your sh*ts and stop using this expired guerrilla tactics

Offcourse my dear, my brain is accustomed and so active in this kinda scenario, more reason it advised me to ditch facebook since 2019, but my brain has also met frustrated opportunists like this in real life settings...

Elporo:
You fit pass three sef. If you don't ejaculate. Men can orgasm without ejaculation.

Its like jogging now. Your body will tell you when you are operating on the fringes. So, you gotta know when to take a break.

Young boys will keep banging because the dck is still up. Na lie. Your dick can stay up for one hour. You need to know, that you split the thing into session of 10 - 15 mins. Then take long breaks. If the girl is bothering you , finger her very very well. .

Nooo...I've gone 4rounds and that was my highest and the last I will ever try such rubbish...After the 4th ejaculation, it was as if I just finished 2 bottles of Red label after I stood up, I fell back to the bed and requested for peak milk, thank God we already made arrangements for peak milk, juice and fruit salad before kick off

This 11 rounds of sex ain't possible even with drugs and besides who counted it

Flamemignon1:
Exactly on the basis on politics, religion, sexual orientation and whatnot but with a good lawyer,this will merely be a sting to his career

Exactly... like take for instance, the same thing Mesut Ozil was accused of that ended his national team journey is the same thing FIFA & UEFA are currently guilty of...

Lol...They always need help, it's their national anthem...
Me : how are you
She : I'm not fine
Me : okay

If you decide to move further na serious billing go follow up...!! Or in the middle of the chat I see something like

She : please I need a favour from you
Me : Oh trust me, I can do anything apart from offering financial assistance

My problem with some of this ladies is that they will all be glittering like all is well but once you start dating them, it won't take you long to realized you just added another problem to your already existing problems

Aeon "Anything for the boys/girls" will never disappoints...

Flamemignon1:
The highest is that he will be fined. Nothing serious is gonna happen

let see how things goes, but I think it's high times footballers starts inputing their beliefs and what not to do before signing any contract should cases like this arises...